Game Week Thread Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

And gosh dammit.   Go Liberty.  Expose Duck!

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

12 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Just as I was starting to feel bad about my life this hits like a bolt of lightning that things aren’t that bad!  Thanks. 

Some peoples lives are aspirational, some are a cautionary tale. Mom is at the casino gambling with my wife right now while I’ve got dad duties praying he doesn’t shit his pants. It happens twice a day. Just hoping today it’s not on my watch.  

[Rickylovesweed 14316]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

 

Washington's best wins this bowl season: 

Utah (14-7 L vs Northwestern)

Oregon State (40-8 L vs ND)

Arizona (38-23 W vs OU)

Oregon x 2 (Currently trail Liberty 6-3 )

Washington's schedule looking mighty suspect so far.

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

This is funny. Guy in a Bama shirt cheering hard for lsu and asking score on the Tennessee game so he can root for them. Just asked me if Texas is officially in the sec now that it’s January 1st. Told him not until spring sports are over. He got sad. 
SEC honk at bowl time is so dumb. 

[Droopy 2626]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

DM: You can’t drive. You’re too small. 
SD: I’m small?

DM: Yeah, you’re small. Small, S, M, All. 

[TexEx15 17529]

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Closer than desired. 

[pearlandhorn 3269]

1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

If ya' missed it....

 

I said yesterday that this dude is just different. Some call it a “wake up call”, others call it “finding a why” and this dude has it.

Sark wants this shit. And he deserves it. To overcome substance abuse, being out of work, getting back into it and having massive setbacks, the guy gets culture and these players love him for it.
 

Texas - infinity Washington - 7

[Post Oak 20213]

51 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

And gosh dammit.   Go Liberty.  Expose Duck!

 

[Steelers Roll Left 1174]

I realize opinions vary on this common dilemma, but wondering how early is too early to start drinking for a 7:45ish kick?  Have to factor in that holiday obligations include a mountain of jambalaya and hot sauce for an early dinner with leftover Salt Lick BBQ in the fridge for a late night chaser.  

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

I realize opinions vary on this common dilemma, but wondering how early is too early to start drinking for a 7:45ish kick?  Have to factor in that holiday obligations include a mountain of jambalaya and hot sauce for an early dinner with leftover Salt Lick BBQ in the fridge for a late night chaser.  

You’re behind, now. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

5 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

I realize opinions vary on this common dilemma, but wondering how early is too early to start drinking for a 7:45ish kick?  Have to factor in that holiday obligations include a mountain of jambalaya and hot sauce for an early dinner with leftover Salt Lick BBQ in the fridge for a late night chaser.  

[SKA the boss 729]

A one-dimensional offense and mediocre defense is a terrible game plan against the Longhorns.

[dec3169 501]

Question - has any team beaten Alabama twice in the same season?  I tried looking it up but most stuff was about OU, Auburn, and Georgia.

Would be an interesting side story in a Texas/Bama NCG.

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

A one-dimensional offense and mediocre defense is a terrible game plan against the Longhorns.

They are not a one dimensional offense. You’ll act flabbergasted when they play, but you are willfully ignoring that they play a lot like sark does and that’s a full hand to deal with

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

3 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

Question - has any team beaten Alabama twice in the same season?  I tried looking it up but most stuff was about OU, Auburn, and Georgia.

Would be an interesting side story in a Texas/Bama NCG.

“Alabama isn’t the same team they were in December.”

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Everyone in our media department needs a raise. Immediately. Their stuff is awesome.

[ChickenNuggets 1626]

15 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

I realize opinions vary on this common dilemma, but wondering how early is too early to start drinking for a 7:45ish kick?  Have to factor in that holiday obligations include a mountain of jambalaya and hot sauce for an early dinner with leftover Salt Lick BBQ in the fridge for a late night chaser.  

[SKA the boss 729]

They are not a one dimensional offense. You’ll act flabbergasted when they play, but you are willfully ignoring that they play a lot like sark does and that’s a full hand to deal with

I’ve watched them a lot, thanks. And everyone we play, including the best rb’s in the nation, have their run game neutralized.

[LTtxfan 49187]

Just a little while ago, @immamac on OTF Live

Great job talking about NIL, Burnt Ends, and Texas One Fund.  He also lead a Texas Fight cheer... 🤘

[Jkwellborn 6702]

Just a little while ago, [mention=397]immamac[/mention] on OTF Live

Great job talking about NIL, Burnt Ends, and Texas One Fund.  He also lead a Texas Fight cheer...

I thought John Lennon was dead.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

18 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

Question - has any team beaten Alabama twice in the same season?  I tried looking it up but most stuff was about OU, Auburn, and Georgia.

Would be an interesting side story in a Texas/Bama NCG.

How many times would a team have played them twice?  There was 2011 LSU and no they didn't do it.  There was 2021 Georgia, also no dice.  Not sure when else it has happened historically.

[ztejas 43449]

37 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

I realize opinions vary on this common dilemma, but wondering how early is too early to start drinking for a 7:45ish kick?  Have to factor in that holiday obligations include a mountain of jambalaya and hot sauce for an early dinner with leftover Salt Lick BBQ in the fridge for a late night chaser.  

I'm not drinking a lot today but if I was, I'd probably start about an hour before Bama/Mich kick.

[BurntOrange&White 39933]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm not drinking a lot today but if I was, I'd probably start about an hour before Bama/Mich kick.

I'd start a hour after i woke up

[InkaUtexas 25941]

18 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Just a little while ago, @immamac on OTF Live

Great job talking about NIL, Burnt Ends, and Texas One Fund.  He also lead a Texas Fight cheer... 🤘

we need to be able to buy those shirts 

[ztejas 43449]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'd start a hour after i woke up

I don't like being totally hammered when big games start. 

Obviously I've done that plenty of times in the past but I've found that it's not the best combo and I don't remember the game as well.

I started drinking like an hour or so before the Bama game earlier this season and then I got hammered after the game. It worked well.

I mean if I was in NOLA then yeah I'd start earlier.

[thunderlounge 7832]

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

we need to be able to buy those shirts 

I thought we were supposed to get one with a burnt endz sub, but maybe not. Or a koozie, or something. Dunno, guess not.

 

 

1 hour ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Not sure why so many pundits are picking Washington. You’d think a close match up would be at least split. Doesn’t make a bit of difference. We’re gonna shit stomp Washington and they’re gonna pick against us again in the championship game.

 

21 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Just a little while ago, @immamac on OTF Live

Great job talking about NIL, Burnt Ends, and Texas One Fund.  He also lead a Texas Fight cheer... 🤘

 

Longhorn Jesus. 😂

[Eastwood 4394]

Mood

 

[DCA_HORN 725]

9 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

I thought we were supposed to get one with a burnt endz sub, but maybe not. Or a koozie, or something. Dunno, guess not.

 

 

 

 

Longhorn Jesus. 😂

All due respect but longhorn Jesus wore number 10. 

[InkaUtexas 25941]

10 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

I thought we were supposed to get one with a burnt endz sub, but maybe not. Or a koozie, or something. Dunno, guess not.

 

 

 

 

Longhorn Jesus. 😂

Can we make a statue? Put in Left Field.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

 ...Not saying I predict a Texas win...

You of all people better not fucking predict anything today if you possess any kind of a survival instinct.

Edited January 1 by Mrs Whiggins
Just kidding...kind of...it's an all gas no brakes fan day.

[ousux 5597]

I'm not drinking a lot today but if I was, I'd probably start about an hour before Bama/Mich kick.

I had a decent amount last night at a friend's house, think I'm waiting until 4th quarter of the Rose Bowl and slowly build from there.

[Rimbo 25935]

3 hours ago, mdleast said:

 

I see nothing wrong here

[Rimbo 25935]

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

They love penix and they speak like Washington’s unstoppable 

I think you misspelled a word.

NTTAWWT

[Longhornlove 4829]

2 hours ago, Dr Phil WIth Hair said:

I am assuming storm trooper whites tonight?

[MirrOlure 14774]

I realize opinions vary on this common dilemma, but wondering how early is too early to start drinking for a 7:45ish kick?  Have to factor in that holiday obligations include a mountain of jambalaya and hot sauce for an early dinner with leftover Salt Lick BBQ in the fridge for a late night chaser.  

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

2 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

I’ve made the executive decision to go straight from excruciating hangover to snot slinging drunk starting now.

See you motherfuckers on the other side

[Rimbo 25935]

Last couple of years, my expectations have been below reality. The difference has been coaching. Our teams have improved as the season went on.

Say what you will about Tceh and Great Value Oklahoma being lesser teams, the way we played was no accident. This team was firing on all cylinders a month ago.

Make no mistake, Washington is an amazing football team with seasoned, talented players and a top notch staff. They have fewer weaknesses than Alabama this year; their receivers are better and faster than our disciplined but slow secondary.

But nobody's faced the pair of Sweat and Murphy until they've faced them. Our front 7 in general was turned from a weakness into a strength by a great staff. And on offense, we've got weapons all over the field and an OL that's adequate. And then there's special teams...

It's shaping up to be a very competitive game between two great teams. If Ewers doesn't throw the ball to any purple jerseys, I think we win.

[Rimbo 25935]

23 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

You of all people better not fucking predict anything today if you possess any kind of a survival instinct.

oh no, I want to see him predict a substantial Washington victory

[satyanash 14485]

 

[nbmishoid 949]

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Last couple of years, my expectations have been below reality. The difference has been coaching. Our teams have improved as the season went on.

Say what you will about Tceh and Great Value Oklahoma being lesser teams, the way we played was no accident. This team was firing on all cylinders a month ago.

Make no mistake, Washington is an amazing football team with seasoned, talented players and a top notch staff. They have fewer weaknesses than Alabama this year; their receivers are better and faster than our disciplined but slow secondary.

But nobody's faced the pair of Sweat and Murphy until they've faced them. Our front 7 in general was turned from a weakness into a strength by a great staff. And on offense, we've got weapons all over the field and an OL that's adequate. And then there's special teams...

It's shaping up to be a very competitive game between two great teams. If Ewers doesn't throw the ball to any purple jerseys, I think we win.

That’s a big if.  Evers had that terrible pick in the 3q of OSU.  This will be his best game, says the tea leaves.

[Steelers Roll Left 1174]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Good luck with that………. 

 

[salonghorn 204]

4 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Good luck with that………. 

 

Wait until Bevo meets Reveille next year. 

[Ryno 127]

Got married last night. Horns by 40 tonight.

[Not a cat 5657]

1 minute ago, Ryno said:

Got married last night. Horns by 40 tonight.

You really wanted that joint filing status for the 23 taxes, huh?  

 

[freyguy 4272]

11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

That ain't gonna hold shit if they walk that dog in front of him.

[Herbie Hancock 7348]

I thought John Lennon was dead.

That’s not Lennon, or Lenin (Vi). It’s Jerry Garcia

[Bevo&Pevo 5146]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I'm not drinking a lot today but if I was, I'd probably start about an hour before Bama/Mich kick.

 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'd start a hour after i woke up

Just poured my first of the day.

[thunderlounge 7832]

1 hour ago, DCA_HORN said:

All due respect but longhorn Jesus wore number 10. 

And also with all due respect, read the image where my comment came from. Now get back to drinkin, or else.

[Darth Tron 1123]

Getting the party started in Cibolo.