Tell Me About Washington

[Vic Mackey 47054]

Might as well get this started.

 

What should we know?

[Neonmoon 38129]

Dubs is a bitch 

[Surly Bevo 24958]

[TexasMan 10891]

Chopped down a cherry tree. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Chopped down a cherry tree. 

Also has wooden teeth.

[Ashylarry 255]

People from Washington are called Washingtonians

[AUS-97HORN 11781]

[Blotto 23525]

Between Royal and Sark, they do a decent job prepping coaches for a shot at the bigtime. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5170]

It's cold and rainy.  Good apples and cranberries.  

[Ashylarry 255]

Washington DC is not located in Washington

Edited December 3, 2023 by Ashylarry

[DixonHur 11317]

We're going to take our pound of flesh to avenge last year's loss...which we played without Bijan or Roshon and Worthy dropped two easy TDs because he had a broken hand.

If we play Texas football, we win.

 

[89Horn 1514]

Apples?

[Helobious 9454]

Their QB Penix is fucking hor…

uhm, well, he is someone that has thrown for many passing yards this year. It’s possible they win this game, it’s also possible that we win. I’ll just leave it at that.

[miguelito 11266]

One of the prettiest campuses in America. 

[Davis Lane 5586]

[texasdago 7573]

Has slightly more contour than Houston 

[Rio Don 104]

Sits upon the Puget Sound, which does not actually make sounds.

[52-80 19161]

51 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Why is throwing fish a tourist attraction?

9 minutes ago, miguelito said:

One of the prettiest campuses in America. 

 

4 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Man aint lying

[Jasper_Jester 356]

Picked Huskie as mascot, prefers to refer to self as "Dawg". Celebrates by barking.

[Vic Mackey 47054]

Gain some weight

[The Ace of Aces 5185]

There is a statue of Vladimir Lenin in Seattle’s Fremont neighborhood. It’s random and fun. 

[linux 1660]

Went to their surly equivalent board, I presume they were all user banned last year or something?

[Davis Lane 5586]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Gain some weight

[Beau Vine 54238]

 

Our boys are there with bells,

Their fighting blood excels,

It's harder to push them over the lines than pass the Dardanelles.

 

 

Edited December 3, 2023 by Beau Vine

[Marfa Low Crown 2546]

#1 Passing offense in the country
Top 10 in scoring and a 1000 yard rusher and 1500 yard receiver. 
I'd expect the Okie State game plan on steroids and executed better; minimal running and bombs away at our secondary.

My guess is we'll need to score at least 35 to win this. Good news is we can. 

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

23 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Gain some weight

Shit. See those hips and thighs? Would 

[Vic Mackey 47054]

#1 Passing offense in the country
Top 10 in scoring and a 1000 yard rusher and 1500 yard receiver. 
I'd expect the Okie State game plan on steroids and executed better; minimal running and bombs away at our secondary.

My guess is we'll need to score at least 35 to win this. Good news is we can. 
Shit. See those hips and thighs? Would 

I need more weight!

[27-25 2047]

I've been told that Huskies are assholes.  The dogs, that is.  UW grads?  Not sure.

[Surly Bevo 24958]

39 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Apples?

[Underdog 28686]

15 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Watched this girl torch UK in the WNCAAT a few years back when Kelcie Plum was there, she was a trip to watch. 

[Texicali 47]

hoes mad

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/110977/hey-shaggybevo

Edited December 4, 2023 by Texicali

[SimkinsMan 4387]

Jeff Bezos left Seattle for Miami because his new hoe wanted to frolic in the sun. 

[Navin R. Johnson 705]

Washington’s male cheerleaders squeeze their nuts on national tv, jizz in jars and place them atop a bonfire… wait who are we talking about?

[ousux 5597]

Just above Oregon and borders Canada. If you're going to drive to Alaska flying into Seattle is a good starting point. Best to rent a 4x4 though, weather can even be dicey in summer once you get near the arctic circle.

Oh, and their flagship college football team going to be the latest victim in our revenge tour.

[Constant 6732]

 

Most of my knowledge on Washington comes from the documentary Black Sheep. 

[Cajun 11706]

2 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

There is a statue of Vladimir Lenin in Seattle’s Fremont neighborhood. It’s random and fun. 

Shocking

[Wishbone 4762]

Seattle can get grungey 

[Fondren & Main 6718]

I smell fear.  They really kicked our ass last year by…checks notes…one score.  Even though we had both NFL backs out and our stud LB out too.  I guess we will see.

[troph 24810]

Penix is like another way to spell dick in a gender neutral way. Penix instead of penis. Seems apropos for the PNW. NTTAWWT. That’s all I got. 

 

Edited December 4, 2023 by troph

[Pato del Muerto 52506]

4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Also has wooden teeth.

 

[Celery Man 20962]

I heard that those guys poop in the shower?

[troph 24810]

3 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I heard that those guys poop in the shower?

Wait that’s not okay?
 

/troph’s boys talked Texas football and shart accidents from kiddo days from long ago tonight at dinner when they decided enchiladas looked like either poop or the washington football team. it was uh, real.

Edited December 4, 2023 by troph

[WalmartTexasFans 66]

When they beat us last year, I didn't hear a single thing from my ~10 UW co-workers.  When I was still in Austin, if we had a close game against Tech or Baylor, their alumni would bring that up every day for a year.

[squib 1120]

4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Also has wooden teeth.

Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine.

Also saved children, but not the British children.

[Pato del Muerto 52506]

26 minutes ago, troph said:

Wait that’s not okay?
 

/troph’s boys talked Texas football and shart accidents from kiddo days from long ago tonight at dinner when they decided enchiladas looked like either poop or the washington football team. it was uh, real.

You aren’t still pissing in the fireplace are you?

[troph 24810]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You aren’t still pissing in the fireplace are you?

No sadly those days are over but my sons carry the torch well. Pooping from the top of backyard forts was the fun story tonight. 

[dec3169 501]

If you need a quick flight at the end of the year to make Platinum, Seattle is a decent place to fly, eat lunch at the airport and fly back.

[Beau Vine 54238]

5 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

It's cold and rainy.  Good apples and cranberries.  

Surprisingly mediocre.  A fact that I always used in Econ lectures about comparative prices.

[Beau Vine 54238]

4 hours ago, 27-25 said:

I've been told that Huskies are assholes.  The dogs, that is.  UW grads?  Not sure.

Well, I am.  Why else would I be here?

[Eskimohorn 5635]

Formerly called the Redskins

Worst owner in sports forced to sell team

Oline called the Hogs, Receiver called smurfs

Have a band

Play in a horrible stadium

Havent been good since HW Bush was President

[Pato del Muerto 52506]

42 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Surprisingly mediocre.  A fact that I always used in Econ lectures about comparative prices.

I’ve seen more cherry stands than apple since getting here. 

10 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Formerly called the Redskins

Worst owner in sports forced to sell team

Oline called the Hogs, Receiver called smurfs

Have a band

Play in a horrible stadium

Havent been good since HW Bush was President

Scored 35 points in one quarter in the superbowl