CFP Semifinal: Michigan/Alabama Rose Bowl - 4pm CT ESPN

[ClubWhatever 12085]

1 minute ago, Rudiger said:

Did I just watch a commercial for…Jesus? That was kind of a weird commercial. 

They nailed that one

[DixonHur 11074]

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Herbstreit's dog Ben is a very good boy.

 

Which one is Herbie's dog?

[sith_horn 2367]

From the secrant brain trust ...

 

Dumbass goober thinks Saban is running the same signals for a playoff game after all the press on Meatchicken. Couldn't possibly have anything to do with a month to prepare and scout the opponent.

[Horn80 6074]

1 minute ago, Rudiger said:

Did I just watch a commercial for…Jesus? That was kind of a weird commercial. 

[nineliveslost 2710]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Jesus Gets Us

 

as long as you are white, heterosexual, religous, and repeating myself here... white

false

[dcar00 14023]

that first half basically came down to 3 plays.  fumbled punt, 4th down conversion on Mich first TD drive, and McCarthy saving that trick play on the 2nd TD drive.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Makes me wonder how they ever beat Georgia

Kirby Smart likes to spread his cheeks for daddy Saban

[Rudiger 1160]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Do you not watch much football?  Those ads are on all the time

I watch ESPN streaming and usually I get a commercial break message with ethereal white noise. 

[DixonHur 11074]

Bama band dragging their collective nuts over Auburn's face at halftime

[dcar00 14023]

3 minutes ago, KingLerxst said:

That’s OK. “ He gets you, anyway"

FIFY

[Jiggy-Z 3428]

1 minute ago, Rudiger said:

I watch ESPN streaming and usually I get a commercial break message with ethereal white noise. 

...also brought to you by Jesus.

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

From the secrant brain trust ...

 

Dumbass goober thinks Saban is running the same signals for a playoff game after all the press on Meatchicken. Couldn't possibly have anything to do with a month to prepare and scout the opponent.

That place is a morbid reminder that all the stereotypes are actually true.

[Helobious 9477]

Liberty could’ve used Jesus today.

[Rudiger 1160]

5 minutes ago, KingLerxst said:

“He gets you”*

*Terms and conditions apply. Talk to your doctor if you experience spiritual awakening lasting more than 4 hours. In clinical trials, the most common side effects were nausea and mild stigmata.  

[NoName 16271]

Let's see if Bama can come out and win the middle 8 or if this is gonna be over soon 

Edited January 2 by NoName

[dcar00 14023]

I think Saban tried to double cross the Head Cheater by keeping the same signals...I know you know my signals, and you know you know my signals so I'm not going to change my signals because you know I will change my signals

[Neonmoon 38127]

Get ready for some sloppy shit 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Liberty could’ve used Jesus today.

They got the Old Testament today.

[ChickenNuggets 1610]

7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Jesus Gets Us

 

as long as you are white, heterosexual, religous, and repeating myself here... white

central America says hi.

[PittsburghTiger 6136]

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Bama band dragging their collective nuts over Auburn's face at halftime

Didn’t watch. What did they do?

[Duane Moore 5236]

16 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Let’s check in on Danny kanell

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5021]

Just now, Rudiger said:

*Terms and conditions apply. Talk to your doctor if you experience spiritual awakening lasting more than 4 hours. In clinical trials, the most common side effects were nausea and mild stigmata.  

Buy in now and avoid future regret.  Due to labor shortages and shipping times your results may vary.

[dcar00 14023]

Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

central America says hi.

yeah well besides them...

[Dutchrudder 11103]

9 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Hey, did y'all know we played Washington in the Alamo bowl last year and lost 27-20? All the talking heads have mentioned it on every channel 100 times. I guess they don't know Texas got better after having a frosh O-line and a frosh QB and no RB'S?

But why bring logic into this?

They have to make the national audience think Washington has a chance tonight.

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

I am again reminded....

 

Someone please remind Sark to fucking tell KR to just fucking fair catch

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Hey dumbass, maybe call for a fair catch?

[Pancho 44358]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

I am again reminded....

 

Someone please remind Sark to fucking tell KR to just fucking fair catch

 

Loreal is my cousin so I’ll text her, brb

[Macklemore 2898]

8 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Jesus Gets Us

 

as long as you are white, heterosexual, religous, and repeating myself here... white

Jesus has always been countercultural.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11912]

Justice Haynes and Richard Young will be very good 

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

Everything to the outside for Bama so far this half

[satyanash 14276]

Michigan's D-line isn't looking ready for the snap

[dcar00 14023]

19 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Let’s check in on Danny kanell

 

It would be glorious if FSU fell into irrelevance but they play in the weakest conf in america.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Saban threatened to cut off his OC's testicles at midfield if he didn't run the ball more in the 2H and stop calling all the slow developing pass plays

[runthebone 7929]

This game sucks, but it at least makes the next 1:45 go by faster.

[Pancho 44358]

Kanell reminds me of my ex—emotionally immature for their age. 

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Jesus has always been countercultural.

you do realize that fucking commercial has absolutely nothing to do with the Jesus you are trying to back up

 

the evangelical man behind that group is a raging homophobe. 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

That center is straight fucking garbage

[dcar00 14023]

that was a horrible snap herbie...

yeah, so I think I need bama to pull this out.

Edited January 2 by dcar00

[satyanash 14276]

Bama O-line holding like crazy. 

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

and yet again, their fucking Center snaps it into the ground twice

[Carl Spackler 3461]

No, Herbie, that WAS a bad snap

[TexArcher 37455]

The next poster who talks about Jesus has a micropenis.

[PittsburghTiger 6136]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Michigan's D-line isn't looking ready for the snap

Nor was Milroe

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

Drive-killer x 2

[FOXHOUND 1014]

Center is in his own head now. 

[KingLerxst 112]

Moving the ball. Good play calling……. Lose 13 yards on bobbled snap. Then take a sack. LOfingL!

[NoName 16271]

2 bad snaps in a row? Did Bryce Foster transfer to Bama between the SEC CG and now?

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Michigan's D-line isn't looking ready for the snap

Neither is Bama’s center.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Just now, FOXHOUND said:

Center is in his own head now. 

He's done that shit all season, Saban must have no other options

[Hawndoh 2379]

Center has the yips