2024 Celebrity Death Pool

[YGIFS 19458]

53 minutes ago, Hate said:

Here too, but I also liked these. I’d eat the middle and throw away the “crust”.

 

 

Throw away the "cunts"?

Oh, the "crust"?  

Sorry I thought we were in the Trust Quirt.  I mean, Nest.  

Y'all fucking sick, need to wash they ass.  

[Underdog 29201]

Mom:  we got pop tarts at home. 
 

Me: uh-uh! 
 

Mom back home toasts 2 pcs of bread, spreads some jelly between them cuts off crust and crimps edges… pop tarts, you little shit! 

[YGIFS 19458]

MAH!  THE POP-TARTS!  

You know what?  I will have some pop-tarts.  

I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND!!! /chaz

[Deej 77854]

3 hours ago, Hate said:

I’d eat the middle and throw away the “crust”.

 

 

South Austin's mom says "Hi!"

[HeHateMe 916]

Somebody needs to die so the pop tart talk can go away.

[HornOnTheBayou 9066]

24 minutes ago, HeHateMe said:

Somebody needs to die so the pop tart talk can go away.

If Willie Nelson dies in the next 48 hours, I am blaming you and your cursed monkey's paw.

[shadow_operative2.0 16276]

@Parliament just started a thread about the Pop-Tart dude, he's clearly on top of things. 

[RPM 26656]

6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

@Parliament just started a thread about the Pop-Tart dude, he's clearly on top of things. 

Stay frosty.

[miguelito 11507]

This news keeps popping up all over.

[Burt 4141]

12 hours ago, HeHateMe said:

Somebody needs to die so the pop tart talk can go away.

Such a sour take.

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

On 12/23/2023 at 11:38 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

I realize a few of my picks last year were retalitory. gonna have to take a few off.  Pretty sure Putin isnt going to die this year.  but that means Navalny more than likely will so I will replace him in Putin's place.  Taking off Ruggs, Rivera and Saban as well, 

This years list:

Shannen Doherty

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Alexei Navalny

Jerry Jones 

Bruce Willis

Mick Jagger

Julie Andrews

Robert Duvall

Jane Fonda

 

Navalny tripped over a stone and shot himself in the head while handcuffed and blindfolded.  total tragic accident.

 

and me on the board with what I thought was a free 53 points.... sadly I was right.

 

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/alexey-navalny-dead-russia-prison-02-16-24/index.html

[Hate 20250]

Will you please add Jerry Jones to your list? Thanks in advance.

[Burt 4141]

17 minutes ago, Hate said:

Will you please add Jerry Jones to your list? Thanks in advance.

That would be a nice little wrinkle - if a player on your roster dies, you can pick up a free agent.

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

1 hour ago, Hate said:

Will you please add Jerry Jones to your list? Thanks in advance.

you know how i know you didnt actually read my list?

1 hour ago, Burt said:

That would be a nice little wrinkle - if a player on your roster dies, you can pick up a free agent.

and the original version of this that actually allowed that (not the shaggy version)

[Macanudo 13328]

8 hours ago, Burt said:

That would be a nice little wrinkle - if a player on your roster dies, you can pick up a free agent.

But they have to clear waivers first.

[Underdog 29201]

21 hours ago, HeHateMe said:

Somebody needs to die so the pop tart talk can go away.

I agree, let’s talk Toaster Strudels… 

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

I like the icing in and around my mouth.

[Underdog 29201]

Just saw that former Reds Pitcher Don Gullet passed away on Wednesday at 73. 

[Brisketexan 106952]

Just saw that former Reds Pitcher Don Gullet passed away on Wednesday at 73. 

What was his position on Pop Tarts?

[Stella Link 535]

32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What was his position on Pop Tarts?

Topic is now Strudels....please get with the program...

[Surly Bevo 25759]

46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What was his position on Pop Tarts?

He ran the Big Red Filling Machine

[YGIFS 19458]

11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I like the icing in and around my mouth.

You know how I know you're gay?  

[Brisketexan 106952]

You know how I know you're gay?  

Because he once said “I’m a dude, and I really like having sex with other dudes?” That seems to be a pretty solid tell.

[Underdog 29201]

15 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I like the icing in and around my mouth.

PM sent

[Wally Fairway 5677]

16 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I like the icing in and around my mouth.

so does South Austin's Mom

[BamaATL 16593]

Lefty Driesell of NCAA basketball game, dead at 92.  Credited with coming up with the Midnight Madness.  

[YGIFS 19458]

Pronounced dead at 12:01am, local time.  Like a fucking boss! 

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

You know how I know you're gay?  

Fellas, is it gay to desire a quality ratio of icing/filling/crust?

In all seriousness, at the corner store I'm looking for the free.99 Hostess pie.

[YGIFS 19458]

So now you're turning yourself out at the corner store for 99 cent icing pies?  

And I'm not supposed to make a gay remark about that?  I mean, I'm an LGBTQ+ ally but if you're just gonna tee the shit up like that, come on man! 

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

Hot and moist, though hopefully not flaky.

[Burt 4141]

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

You know how I know you're gay?  

Because you like that, too?

[Underdog 29201]

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

Lefty Driesell of NCAA basketball game, dead at 92.  Credited with coming up with the Midnight Madness.  

UCLA of the East. 

[Gatorubet 30747]

16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Just saw that former Reds Pitcher Don Gullet passed away on Wednesday at 73. 

 

16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

What was his position on Pop Tarts?

I think you already have your answer.

[Scraps 13807]

Expecting Boy George to die soon with all this gay talk the past 2 days

[WBT 20989]

3 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Lefty Driesell of NCAA basketball game, dead at 92.  Credited with coming up with the Midnight Madness.  

It ain't right but Lefty's gone

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

David Lee Roth

Rudy Giuliani 

Phil Donahue

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

David Lee Roth

Rudy Giuliani 

Phil Donahue

 

Did these people just die or did you stroke out?

[McCroskey 1511]

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Did these people just die or did you stroke out?

my very accurate predictions

[Rockwell Torrey 1386]

5 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

my very accurate predictions

Are they going to be in the Rainey Street area this weekend?

[Gatorubet 30747]

6 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

my very accurate predictions

Love triangle gone way wrong? That’s what happens when you’re just a gigolo.

[Macanudo 13328]

6 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

my very accurate predictions

Dude.   You don't get to take 1/6 of the year off and start making predictions.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8985]

Unless he knows something we don’t…

[jeevsie 3789]

14 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

David Lee Roth

Rudy Giuliani 

Phil Donahue

 

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

[Guest]

The OG Pop Tart:

[YGIFS 19458]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Love triangle gone way wrong? That’s what happens when you’re just a gigolo.

How can you be so obtuse?  

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

11 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The OG Pop Tart:

 

I can taste the sugar coating in that pic alone.

those were kid sugar rush fucking power packs

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Dude.   You don't get to take 1/6 of the year off and start making predictions.

do the math, it's more difficult at 10 months than 12.

[Gatorubet 30747]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

How can you be so obtuse?  

Nobody has ever said I’m acute. 

[Underdog 29201]

5 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The OG Pop Tart:

#TeamLemon