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53 minutes ago, Hate said:

Here too, but I also liked these. I’d eat the middle and throw away the “crust”.

 

 

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Throw away the "cunts"?

Oh, the "crust"?  

Sorry I thought we were in the Trust Quirt.  I mean, Nest.  

Y'all fucking sick, need to wash they ass.  

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Mom:  we got pop tarts at home. 
 

Me: uh-uh! 
 

Mom back home toasts 2 pcs of bread, spreads some jelly between them cuts off crust and crimps edges… pop tarts, you little shit! 

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On 12/23/2023 at 11:38 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

I realize a few of my picks last year were retalitory. gonna have to take a few off.  Pretty sure Putin isnt going to die this year.  but that means Navalny more than likely will so I will replace him in Putin's place.  Taking off Ruggs, Rivera and Saban as well, 

This years list:

Shannen Doherty

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Alexei Navalny

Jerry Jones 

Bruce Willis

Mick Jagger

Julie Andrews

Robert Duvall

Jane Fonda

 

Navalny tripped over a stone and shot himself in the head while handcuffed and blindfolded.  total tragic accident.

 

and me on the board with what I thought was a free 53 points.... sadly I was right.

 

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/alexey-navalny-dead-russia-prison-02-16-24/index.html

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Posted
17 minutes ago, Hate said:

Will you please add Jerry Jones to your list? Thanks in advance.

That would be a nice little wrinkle - if a player on your roster dies, you can pick up a free agent.

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1 hour ago, Hate said:

Will you please add Jerry Jones to your list? Thanks in advance.

you know how i know you didnt actually read my list?

1 hour ago, Burt said:

That would be a nice little wrinkle - if a player on your roster dies, you can pick up a free agent.

and the original version of this that actually allowed that (not the shaggy version)

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So now you're turning yourself out at the corner store for 99 cent icing pies?  

And I'm not supposed to make a gay remark about that?  I mean, I'm an LGBTQ+ ally but if you're just gonna tee the shit up like that, come on man! 

Posted
16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Just saw that former Reds Pitcher Don Gullet passed away on Wednesday at 73. 

 

16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


What was his position on Pop Tarts?

I think you already have your answer.

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3 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Lefty Driesell of NCAA basketball game, dead at 92.  Credited with coming up with the Midnight Madness.  

It ain't right but Lefty's gone

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