2024 Celebrity Death Pool

[YGIFS 19445]

53 minutes ago, Hate said:

Here too, but I also liked these. I’d eat the middle and throw away the “crust”.

 

 

Throw away the "cunts"?

Oh, the "crust"?  

Sorry I thought we were in the Trust Quirt.  I mean, Nest.  

Y'all fucking sick, need to wash they ass.  

[Underdog 28229]

Mom:  we got pop tarts at home. 
 

Me: uh-uh! 
 

Mom back home toasts 2 pcs of bread, spreads some jelly between them cuts off crust and crimps edges… pop tarts, you little shit! 

[YGIFS 19445]

MAH!  THE POP-TARTS!  

You know what?  I will have some pop-tarts.  

I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND!!! /chaz

[Deej 76218]

3 hours ago, Hate said:

I’d eat the middle and throw away the “crust”.

 

 

South Austin's mom says "Hi!"

[HeHateMe 876]

Somebody needs to die so the pop tart talk can go away.

[HornOnTheBayou 8855]

24 minutes ago, HeHateMe said:

Somebody needs to die so the pop tart talk can go away.

If Willie Nelson dies in the next 48 hours, I am blaming you and your cursed monkey's paw.

[shadow_operative2.0 15739]

@Parliament just started a thread about the Pop-Tart dude, he's clearly on top of things. 

[RPM 26097]

6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

@Parliament just started a thread about the Pop-Tart dude, he's clearly on top of things. 

Stay frosty.

[miguelito 11115]

This news keeps popping up all over.

[Burt 4047]

12 hours ago, HeHateMe said:

Somebody needs to die so the pop tart talk can go away.

Such a sour take.

[AUS-97HORN 11558]

On 12/23/2023 at 11:38 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

I realize a few of my picks last year were retalitory. gonna have to take a few off.  Pretty sure Putin isnt going to die this year.  but that means Navalny more than likely will so I will replace him in Putin's place.  Taking off Ruggs, Rivera and Saban as well, 

This years list:

Shannen Doherty

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Alexei Navalny

Jerry Jones 

Bruce Willis

Mick Jagger

Julie Andrews

Robert Duvall

Jane Fonda

 

Navalny tripped over a stone and shot himself in the head while handcuffed and blindfolded.  total tragic accident.

 

and me on the board with what I thought was a free 53 points.... sadly I was right.

 

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/alexey-navalny-dead-russia-prison-02-16-24/index.html

[Hate 20061]

Will you please add Jerry Jones to your list? Thanks in advance.

[Burt 4047]

17 minutes ago, Hate said:

Will you please add Jerry Jones to your list? Thanks in advance.

That would be a nice little wrinkle - if a player on your roster dies, you can pick up a free agent.

[AUS-97HORN 11558]

1 hour ago, Hate said:

Will you please add Jerry Jones to your list? Thanks in advance.

you know how i know you didnt actually read my list?

1 hour ago, Burt said:

That would be a nice little wrinkle - if a player on your roster dies, you can pick up a free agent.

and the original version of this that actually allowed that (not the shaggy version)

[Macanudo 12798]

8 hours ago, Burt said:

That would be a nice little wrinkle - if a player on your roster dies, you can pick up a free agent.

But they have to clear waivers first.

[Underdog 28229]

21 hours ago, HeHateMe said:

Somebody needs to die so the pop tart talk can go away.

I agree, let’s talk Toaster Strudels… 

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9840]

I like the icing in and around my mouth.

[Underdog 28229]

Just saw that former Reds Pitcher Don Gullet passed away on Wednesday at 73. 

[Brisketexan 103647]

Just saw that former Reds Pitcher Don Gullet passed away on Wednesday at 73. 

What was his position on Pop Tarts?

[Stella Link 534]

32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What was his position on Pop Tarts?

Topic is now Strudels....please get with the program...

[Surly Bevo 24604]

46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What was his position on Pop Tarts?

He ran the Big Red Filling Machine

[YGIFS 19445]

11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I like the icing in and around my mouth.

You know how I know you're gay?  

[Brisketexan 103647]

You know how I know you're gay?  

Because he once said “I’m a dude, and I really like having sex with other dudes?” That seems to be a pretty solid tell.

[Underdog 28229]

15 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I like the icing in and around my mouth.

PM sent

[Wally Fairway 5494]

16 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I like the icing in and around my mouth.

so does South Austin's Mom

[BamaATL 16245]

Lefty Driesell of NCAA basketball game, dead at 92.  Credited with coming up with the Midnight Madness.  

[YGIFS 19445]

Pronounced dead at 12:01am, local time.  Like a fucking boss! 

[TheStoicPaisano 9840]

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

You know how I know you're gay?  

Fellas, is it gay to desire a quality ratio of icing/filling/crust?

In all seriousness, at the corner store I'm looking for the free.99 Hostess pie.

[YGIFS 19445]

So now you're turning yourself out at the corner store for 99 cent icing pies?  

And I'm not supposed to make a gay remark about that?  I mean, I'm an LGBTQ+ ally but if you're just gonna tee the shit up like that, come on man! 

[TheStoicPaisano 9840]

Hot and moist, though hopefully not flaky.

[Burt 4047]

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

You know how I know you're gay?  

Because you like that, too?

[Underdog 28229]

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

Lefty Driesell of NCAA basketball game, dead at 92.  Credited with coming up with the Midnight Madness.  

UCLA of the East. 

[Gatorubet 29762]

16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Just saw that former Reds Pitcher Don Gullet passed away on Wednesday at 73. 

 

16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

What was his position on Pop Tarts?

I think you already have your answer.

[Scraps 13490]

Expecting Boy George to die soon with all this gay talk the past 2 days

[WBT 20278]

3 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Lefty Driesell of NCAA basketball game, dead at 92.  Credited with coming up with the Midnight Madness.  

It ain't right but Lefty's gone

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1548]

David Lee Roth

Rudy Giuliani 

Phil Donahue

 

[Neonmoon 38126]

4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

David Lee Roth

Rudy Giuliani 

Phil Donahue

 

Did these people just die or did you stroke out?

[McCroskey 1484]

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1548]

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Did these people just die or did you stroke out?

my very accurate predictions

[Rockwell Torrey 1273]

5 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

my very accurate predictions

Are they going to be in the Rainey Street area this weekend?

[Gatorubet 29762]

6 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

my very accurate predictions

Love triangle gone way wrong? That’s what happens when you’re just a gigolo.

[Macanudo 12798]

6 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

my very accurate predictions

Dude.   You don't get to take 1/6 of the year off and start making predictions.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8789]

Unless he knows something we don’t…

[jeevsie 3696]

14 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

David Lee Roth

Rudy Giuliani 

Phil Donahue

 

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

[Guest]

The OG Pop Tart:

[YGIFS 19445]

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Love triangle gone way wrong? That’s what happens when you’re just a gigolo.

How can you be so obtuse?  

[AUS-97HORN 11558]

11 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The OG Pop Tart:

 

I can taste the sugar coating in that pic alone.

those were kid sugar rush fucking power packs

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1548]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Dude.   You don't get to take 1/6 of the year off and start making predictions.

do the math, it's more difficult at 10 months than 12.

[Gatorubet 29762]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

How can you be so obtuse?  

Nobody has ever said I’m acute. 

[Underdog 28229]

5 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The OG Pop Tart:

#TeamLemon