Stock Market 2024: Call Your Shot

[Guest]

Time to pull your predictions out of thin air because no one knows anything. What's your prediction for the S&P 500 at the end of 2024? What stock is your prediction for a big winner?

I'll say the S&P ends nearly flat. Gimme 4,648 when it's all said and done.

Charles Schwab (SCHW) got hammered with rising rates. As things ease, I say it's a big winner.

 

[Mother mopar 3322]

To the moon, am I doing this right.

[Kel Varnsen 8540]

[Guest]

Derp. Wrong board.

[AUS-97HORN 11813]

14 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Derp. Wrong board.

which board were you planning on putting this on?

 

if it wasnt the Gambling board, then you are doing it wrong.

[Wally Fairway 5571]

29 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Time to pull your predictions out of thin air because no one knows anything. What's your prediction for the S&P 500 at the end of 2024? What stock is your prediction for a big winner?

I'll say the S&P ends nearly flat. Gimme 4,648 when it's all said and done.

Charles Schwab (SCHW) got hammered with rising rates. As things ease, I say it's a big winner.

Where do I send my $9.95?

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3030]

S&P 500 3700 by the end of 2024.*
 

 

 

*muledick

[Wally Fairway 5571]

35 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

S&P 500 3700 by the end of 2024.*

for validation purposes, please link to your Dec 2022 post that gives your end of 2023 prediction - thanks in advance

(disclaimer - if/when the Fed raises again, and breaks the mindset, backs and wallets of those expecting a rate reduction then we could see some capitulation or in the ever irrational market it could stabilize or rise. )

[Larry T. Spider 1747]

S&P 4950

Winner: Nike. Currently $118.

[Goredho 17413]

Society collapses and stock traders are among the first wave of humans cannibalized for sustenance.

[CooterBrown 18022]

It's an election year so it'll go hard.  All in. 

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13516]

Hit 5500 during the year but 5200 by the 2024 year end. When rates drop next year, money will pour into the market. Too many people waiting to lever up their bets, I mean investments. Then they will take some profits in Nov/Dec creating a slight correction.

[Wally Fairway 5571]

So @Nice Guy Eddie is John Stoltzfus, or is Oppenheimer just stealing Surly content?
sorry for doxing you John, errrr I mean Eddie
 

Betting grows that S&P 500 will hit record high, with Oppenheimer joining Wall Street's bullish calls for 2024 | Morningstar

 

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Oppenheimer's John Stoltzfus sees S&P 500 rising to 5,200 by end of 2024

The S&P 500 index is set to rally to 5,200 by the end of 2024, implying a nearly 13% gain from its current level, according to strategists at Oppenheimer Asset Management, who join a rush of Wall Street analysts expecting all-time highs for U.S. stocks next year.

"We look for 2024 to be a year of transition as markets navigate what we expect will be the Fed's pivot from a restrictive monetary policy setting to an easier stance," said strategists led by John Stoltzfus, chief investment strategist and managing director at Oppenheimer.

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13516]

48 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

So @Nice Guy Eddie is John Stoltzfus, or is Oppenheimer just stealing Surly content?
sorry for doxing you John, errrr I mean Eddie
 

Betting grows that S&P 500 will hit record high, with Oppenheimer joining Wall Street's bullish calls for 2024 | Morningstar

 

 

Nice Guy Stoltzfus isn’t as smooth of a handle.

[Trey3216 15350]

I'm gonna roll with a nice even 5k on the S&P 500.  

I'm thinking the mortgage companies will be worth buying headed into the new year.  

 

[Brisketexan 105192]

What do all the crypto bros say?  Those are the only experts I listen to.

[MissingInAction 25152]

Sell now then buy in june/july.

[Incredulity 11681]

4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Sell now then buy in june/july.

Wait, I thought it was sell in May and go away?

[Hefeweizen 5328]

[Incredulity 11681]

Start the year with

 

End of Q1

End of Q2

 

End of Q3

 

Year end 24

 

 

Or mix and match as you see fit.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

What do all the crypto bros say?  Those are the only experts I listen to.

I think if they aren't investing in bored apes or shitcoins, they are feeling pretty good.

[Goredho 17413]

Fuck you glass-half-full assholes.