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Ten Bears

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8 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

checking in safe, although my morning commute was a little rough. Took some video: 

 

 

 

You know, for the apocalyptic future, their roads are in pretty good shape. 

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1 hour ago, Ten Bears said:

 

You know, for the apocalyptic future, their roads are in pretty good shape. 

The assholes from the DOT will survive the rapture, plague, just about anything, if for no other reason than to ensure that one lane is inexplicably closed in perpetuity.  

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18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s probably too busy in one of the E.T. threads on Reddit 

 

“ thanks for giving me an opportunity to talk. I’ve never done anything like this before.”

It is now clear he thought he was writing in the Penthouse forum. 

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I reverse engineered a dildo chair, saw it in a men's magazine.  I figured, I'm a hobbyist, this is nothing but speed rail, a trip down to Home Depot and I had it.  I'm not set up to mold rubber though. 

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Foosters

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

We betting the over/under on how long before Pimphand returns to this thread becuase he can't help himself?

Hard to handicap as there's no way to know when the voices will start talking to him again

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On 5/13/2024 at 3:18 PM, Gatorubet said:

There are two spots of dead, burnt grass on my backyard.  So they are either due to my inability to properly use a spray spreader for my Scotts Turfbuilder fertilizer Saturday - or the solar flares have started to kill my yard. 

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Gatorubet

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On 5/10/2024 at 12:06 AM, Pimphand said:

Yeah I'm going to side with DDMB over all y'all.

If you were smart you would buy bullion and learn to grow food.

Now I really regret not asking Pimphand this:

If I have a bunch of bullion, can’t I just pay people who know how to do it to grow my food?

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Blotto

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8 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Uh, ya gotta link or do I just search Amazon?

There are no shortcuts on the journey to KSCR enlightenment. But those of us who endured the pilgrimage, persevered, and found the way will vouch the hardships are worthwhile.

 

 

 

Or you can probably just check Etsy.

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Pimphand

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On 5/15/2024 at 8:19 AM, SydneyCarton said:

We betting the over/under on how long before Pimphand returns to this thread becuase he can't help himself?

Fail numbnuts. Next time have balls and tag me

On 5/15/2024 at 9:26 AM, atomheartbevo said:

He’s probably too busy in one of the E.T. threads on Reddit 

 

You are as dumb as Carton is sweet

On 5/15/2024 at 11:07 AM, Foosters said:

Hard to handicap as there's no way to know when the voices will start talking to him again

jesus christ you stupid puppets

 

On 5/15/2024 at 9:57 PM, Gatorubet said:

Now I really regret not asking Pimphand this:

If I have a bunch of bullion, can’t I just pay people who know how to do it to grow my food?

We have heriloom seeds on a 240 acre farm so keep laughing dumb dumb

On 10/3/2024 at 8:55 PM, Brisketexan said:

Pimphand apocalypse boner incoming.

No numb nuts I will post here when something meaninful happens

On 10/3/2024 at 10:13 PM, Blotto said:

thats when a Karelian shungite cock ring really proves its worth. 

It's actually going to be legit funny when you have your communist overlords steal everything you thought you owned.

For fucks sake how did I wind up in this NPC dipshit world...

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Remember most of you got angry at the supposition that a carrington X45 event would end your dumbass way of life

 

I'm just here to tell you GET READY and your slavers designed it that way.

 

Carry on being dipshits

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aggie08

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2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I will gladly invite you to the greatest Texas A&M tailgate that exists this November.

Stand up and be man you worthless coward.

Are we going to be alive by then or nah? Inquiring minds and whatnot.

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35 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It's actually going to be legit funny when you have your communist overlords steal everything you thought you owned.

They can have my Karelian shungite cock ring when they pry it from my cold, dead, yet impressively turgid manhood. 

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3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

My college roommate lost his little brother in the bonfire in 1999

He was also the commanding officer for the thunderbirds.

From there you should be able to figure out who I am you worthless numbnuts.

Sadly, that would require me to care.

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Pimphand

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3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

They can have my Karelian shungite cock ring when they pry it from my cold, dead, yet impressively turgid manhood. 

See humor I can get hahah

aggy08 is a coward dipshit communist POS but it's all good

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

My college roommate lost his little brother in the bonfire in 1999

He was also the commanding officer for the thunderbirds.

From there you should be able to figure out who I am you worthless numbnuts.

Ambiguous pronouns are going to be the downfall of society. How are we to know if you are referring to your roommate or his brother?

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5 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Ambiguous pronouns are going to be the downfall of society. How are we to know if you are referring to your roommate or his brother?

WHAT THE FUCK?

My college roommate at UT went on to become commanding officer of the Thunderbirds

His little brother died on the bonfire

Clearly I need blood in my cocaine system to deal with you peple :(

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SydneyCarton

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19 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Fail numbnuts. Next time have balls and tag me

 

I realize you’re a moron, but let try to spell it out for you. Tagging you would have defeated the purpose of seeing when you’d come back to the thread on your own. 

18 hours ago, Pimphand said:

My college roommate lost his little brother in the bonfire in 1999

He was also the commanding officer for the thunderbirds.

From there you should be able to figure out who I am you worthless numbnuts.

Or, and allow be to paraphrase you here, you could just fucking tell us. Since you apparently are dying for us to know. And you somehow assume there’s some magical “college roommate database” we can all log into so we can complete your six degrees of retardation personal ID puzzle. 

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

And you somehow assume there’s some magical “college roommate database” we can all log into so we can complete your six degrees of retardation personal ID puzzle. 

Figure out the name of his ex-roommate, then search Texas court cases for restraining orders filed in his name. And voila.

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