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3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Jackson Lee and Gohmert kinda cancel each other out.

"Texas:  will give the House some clowns from both parties!"

If Texas Democrats could get their shit together that would be great

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For some reason, it's taking more than five minutes for every member of Congress and every American citizen to understand the incredibly simple concept that someone who texted "Fuck Trump" to his mistress and was subsequently removed from the Mueller team for having texted, among other things, "Fuck Trump" to his mistress should not have been representing the people of the United States in an investigation of Donald Trump.

To make today and last week's behind closed doors testimony about anything other than that -- as members of both parties so embarrassingly did today -- just further demeans a nation that what was once upon a time a shining light on a hill. It wasn't too long ago that there was a legitimate argument that could be made for American Exceptionalism. For the last decade the only concepts American political leaders have embraced have been divisiveness, vitriol and violence. 

Now, return to your corners and either put on your MAGA hat so you can "innocently" stir up trouble at Whataburger or hide your face with the ANTIFA mask and go chase some obscure Cabinet official out of a restaurant. Because that's what the United States of America has devolved into. And it absolutely fucking sucks to witness it.

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Man if I had any faith left in the R party (narrator: he didn’t), it would be gone by now.  Gowdy and these tools should be strung up from a tall building.  As high as their treason. 

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4 minutes ago, Swam@Texas said:

For some reason, it's taking more than five minutes for every member of Congress and every American citizen to understand the incredibly simple concept that someone who texted "Fuck Trump" to his mistress and was subsequently removed from the Mueller team for having texted, among other things, "Fuck Trump" to his mistress should not have been representing the people of the United States in an investigation of Donald Trump.

To make today and last week's behind closed doors testimony about anything other than that -- as members of both parties so embarrassingly did today -- just further demeans a nation that what was once upon a time a shining light on a hill. It wasn't too long ago that there was a legitimate argument that could be made for American Exceptionalism. For the last decade the only concepts American political leaders have embraced have been divisiveness, vitriol and violence. 

Now, return to your corners and either put on your MAGA hat so you can "innocently" stir up trouble at Whataburger or hide your face with the ANTIFA mask and go chase some obscure Cabinet official out of a restaurant. Because that's what the United States of America has devolved into. And it absolutely fucking sucks to witness it.

Look, utter nonsense!  Shocking.

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Ha ha.  I would wager that in 90% of all state and federal investigations of potential wrongdoers, every law enforcement officer and prosecutor says "Fuck [the target]" at least 1 time per month.

Similarly, every intelligent person, no matter his job, says "Fuck Trump" at least one time per week.

 

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9 minutes ago, Swam@Texas said:

For some reason, it's taking more than five minutes for every member of Congress and every American citizen to understand the incredibly simple concept that someone who texted "Fuck Trump" to his mistress and was subsequently removed from the Mueller team for having texted, among other things, "Fuck Trump" to his mistress should not have been representing the people of the United States in an investigation of Donald Trump.

To make today and last week's behind closed doors testimony about anything other than that -- as members of both parties so embarrassingly did today -- just further demeans a nation that what was once upon a time a shining light on a hill. It wasn't too long ago that there was a legitimate argument that could be made for American Exceptionalism. For the last decade the only concepts American political leaders have embraced have been divisiveness, vitriol and violence. 

Now, return to your corners and either put on your MAGA hat so you can "innocently" stir up trouble at Whataburger or hide your face with the ANTIFA mask and go chase some obscure Cabinet official out of a restaurant. Because that's what the United States of America has devolved into. And it absolutely fucking sucks to witness it.

Hey look everyone.  A Johnson voter.  

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Not sure who just finished talking.  Nailing the whole silliness of identifying "bad texts" as the sole indicator or bias.  S. made his bed and has to sleep in it, but the idea that "political bias against" the potential target can't be shown in tons of ways is silly.

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14 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

 

 

Our choices were HRC or this circus.
I’ll be over eating my popcorn and enjoying the show.

Thanks a lot, Obama. This is mostly your fault!

Everything is his fault. He's black. It's always their fault. 

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For some reason, it's taking more than five minutes for every member of Congress and every American citizen to understand the incredibly simple concept that someone who texted "Fuck Trump" to his mistress and was subsequently removed from the Mueller team for having texted, among other things, "Fuck Trump" to his mistress should not have been representing the people of the United States in an investigation of Donald Trump.
To make today and last week's behind closed doors testimony about anything other than that -- as members of both parties so embarrassingly did today -- just further demeans a nation that what was once upon a time a shining light on a hill. It wasn't too long ago that there was a legitimate argument that could be made for American Exceptionalism. For the last decade the only concepts American political leaders have embraced have been divisiveness, vitriol and violence. 
Now, return to your corners and either put on your MAGA hat so you can "innocently" stir up trouble at Whataburger or hide your face with the ANTIFA mask and go chase some obscure Cabinet official out of a restaurant. Because that's what the United States of America has devolved into. And it absolutely fucking sucks to witness it.


Sure. None of the Republicans on the Benghazi committee ever said a negative word about Hillary.
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1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 


Sure. None of the Republicans on the Benghazi committee ever said a negative word about Hillary.

 

Ken Starr, etc.  Nada.  Completely unbiased robots.

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5 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

lulz at raskin rattling off all of the quotes from GOP politicians calling Trump a piece of shit

But they've subsequently proved their lack of any bias against him by shining his tiny orange knob.  Sooooo....

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24 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Not sure who just finished talking.  Nailing the whole silliness of identifying "bad texts" as the sole indicator or bias.  S. made his bed and has to sleep in it, but the idea that "political bias against" the potential target can't be shown in tons of ways is silly.

Political bias does not matter if it's just in what he said. If you can't prove he showed political bias in his professional actions then you have fucking nothing.

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3 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Political bias does not matter if it's just in what he said. If you can't prove he showed political bias in his professional actions then you have fucking nothing.

and that's the thing. the problem is that he republicans want to have the luxury of implicating bias in his work without the actual proving part of it. i don't know what they thought they would accomplish with this testimony.

but none of it matters, because their supporters don't care about things like facts, as long as they have their feels. and they are ANGRY at this strzok dude.

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It’s remarkable this is the hill the Republicans want to die on now.  After all the other conspiracy bullshit they peddled.  Uranium One, Secret Society, Deep State, Release the memo, unmasking, the Steele Dossier/FusionGPS crap.

Nope, Peter Strozk’s biased text messages to Lisa Page is what we needed an all hands on deck marathon hearing to dedicate our time to.

 

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1 hour ago, Swam@Texas said:

For some reason, it's taking more than five minutes for every member of Congress and every American citizen to understand the incredibly simple concept that someone who texted "Fuck Trump" to his mistress and was subsequently removed from the Mueller team for having texted, among other things, "Fuck Trump" to his mistress should not have been representing the people of the United States in an investigation of Donald Trump.

To make today and last week's behind closed doors testimony about anything other than that -- as members of both parties so embarrassingly did today -- just further demeans a nation that what was once upon a time a shining light on a hill. It wasn't too long ago that there was a legitimate argument that could be made for American Exceptionalism. For the last decade the only concepts American political leaders have embraced have been divisiveness, vitriol and violence. 

Now, return to your corners and either put on your MAGA hat so you can "innocently" stir up trouble at Whataburger or hide your face with the ANTIFA mask and go chase some obscure Cabinet official out of a restaurant. Because that's what the United States of America has devolved into. And it absolutely fucking sucks to witness it.

so there's no way this is the real swam, right? because if so, you reap what you fucking sowed, asshole. the republicans are doing EXACTLY what you want them to do.

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1 hour ago, Swam@Texas said:

For some reason, it's taking more than five minutes for every member of Congress and every American citizen to understand the incredibly simple concept that someone who texted "Fuck Trump" to his mistress and was subsequently removed from the Mueller team for having texted, among other things, "Fuck Trump" to his mistress should not have been representing the people of the United States in an investigation of Donald Trump.

To make today and last week's behind closed doors testimony about anything other than that -- as members of both parties so embarrassingly did today -- just further demeans a nation that what was once upon a time a shining light on a hill. It wasn't too long ago that there was a legitimate argument that could be made for American Exceptionalism. For the last decade the only concepts American political leaders have embraced have been divisiveness, vitriol and violence. 

Now, return to your corners and either put on your MAGA hat so you can "innocently" stir up trouble at Whataburger or hide your face with the ANTIFA mask and go chase some obscure Cabinet official out of a restaurant. Because that's what the United States of America has devolved into. And it absolutely fucking sucks to witness it.

hahahaha

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1 hour ago, Swam@Texas said:

For some reason, it's taking more than five minutes for every member of Congress and every American citizen to understand the incredibly simple concept that someone who texted "Fuck Trump" to his mistress and was subsequently removed from the Mueller team for having texted, among other things, "Fuck Trump" to his mistress should not have been representing the people of the United States in an investigation of Donald Trump.

To make today and last week's behind closed doors testimony about anything other than that -- as members of both parties so embarrassingly did today -- just further demeans a nation that what was once upon a time a shining light on a hill. It wasn't too long ago that there was a legitimate argument that could be made for American Exceptionalism. For the last decade the only concepts American political leaders have embraced have been divisiveness, vitriol and violence. 

Now, return to your corners and either put on your MAGA hat so you can "innocently" stir up trouble at Whataburger or hide your face with the ANTIFA mask and go chase some obscure Cabinet official out of a restaurant. Because that's what the United States of America has devolved into. And it absolutely fucking sucks to witness it.

You suck.

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1 hour ago, Swam@Texas said:

For some reason, it's taking more than five minutes for every member of Congress and every American citizen to understand the incredibly simple concept that someone who texted "Fuck Trump" to his mistress and was subsequently removed from the Mueller team for having texted, among other things, "Fuck Trump" to his mistress should not have been representing the people of the United States in an investigation of Donald Trump.

To make today and last week's behind closed doors testimony about anything other than that -- as members of both parties so embarrassingly did today -- just further demeans a nation that what was once upon a time a shining light on a hill. It wasn't too long ago that there was a legitimate argument that could be made for American Exceptionalism. For the last decade the only concepts American political leaders have embraced have been divisiveness, vitriol and violence. 

Now, return to your corners and either put on your MAGA hat so you can "innocently" stir up trouble at Whataburger or hide your face with the ANTIFA mask and go chase some obscure Cabinet official out of a restaurant. Because that's what the United States of America has devolved into. And it absolutely fucking sucks to witness it.

Lulz, Swam has gone from full support Trumper to bothsides! Trumper. Another two years of Trump and he’ll be a Democrat.

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siap:

”WASHINGTON—Following immediately on the heels of his hearing before the House Judiciary and Oversight committees, FBI agent Peter Strzok was again summoned to testify before Congress Thursday about texts calling Trey Gowdy a “pissy little shithead.” 

“Now what exactly did you mean when you said Trey Gowdy was a ‘dickless fuck-weasel who couldn’t investigate his way out of a goddamn paper bag’?” asked Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte during an oftentimes heated exchange in which Strzok defended sending numerous text messages to former FBI attorney Lisa Page that referred to the Republican Congressman from South Carolina as a “slavering, knuckle-dragging dipshit.” 

“Mr. Strzok, I have a message here from today at 11:45 a.m. in which you call Representative Gowdy a ‘reprobate fuckface whose biggest claim to fame is pissing away $8 million of taxpayer money for a dumbass, partisan circle-jerk,’ suggesting that this level of bias existed from the earliest stages of this morning’s questions. There are dozens more messages just like this, calling our distinguished colleague a ‘pointless fuckwad’ and a ‘moronic scumbag’ that I would like submitted for the record.” 

At press time, Goodlatte had called for Strzok to be held in contempt for refusing to answer questions about how far he believed Gowdy’s head was up his own ass. 

onion

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5 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

gowdy is having one of those days like when you unexpectedly come back into town to surprise your wife and you even took the extra step of buying her a michael kors bag as a present, even though you bought it in an airport, she wont know that and you pull up to your house and it looks like the neighbors might be having a party, and you quietly sneak into the house because you want to surprise her and you open the bedroom door and find your wife in bed with five strange men.

So.... just to get this thread back on track, when you say “five strange men” are we talking well endowed midgets or more like horseheads with accessory appendages??

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40 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

and that's the thing. the problem is that he republicans want to have the luxury of implicating bias in his work without the actual proving part of it. i don't know what they thought they would accomplish with this testimony.

but none of it matters, because their supporters don't care about things like facts, as long as they have their feels. and they are ANGRY at this strzok dude.

That's the whole point. Trump and the GOP know that Strzok's texts don't amount to shit. It's pure political theater intended to discredit a legitimate investigation into a criminal president. They know Trump is dirty but they don't care. With them it's party over country. Always. 

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Everything is his fault. He's black. It's always their fault. 

The guy with the Nordic warrior sorting out the little brown riffraff as his avatar would never think something like that. 

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2 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The guy with the Nordic warrior sorting out the little brown riffraff as his avatar would never think something like that. 

That's the "Technoviking" and he was warning a young man not to further assault a young woman.  He's the Hero that we all need.

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Just now, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

That's the "Technoviking" and he was warning a young man not to further assault a young woman.  He's the Hero that we all need.

He would love Donald Trump.

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One of the guys lecturing Stozk today was Rep. Scott DesJarlais.  You remember DesJarlais, right?  From his Wiki:

 

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Late in the 2012 election campaign, more events from DesJarlais's personal life became public, making the race against Stewart "one of the ugliest Tennessee congressional races in decades".[19] In October 2012 the Huffington Post obtained a transcript of a recorded September 2000 phone conversation in which DesJarlais pressured a mistress to get an abortion.[20][21] DesJarlais repeatedly denied that he himself had taped the conversation. In October he wrote to supporters on Facebook, "The media wrongly reported that I recorded the conversation myself. I was recorded unknowingly and without my consent."[22] Nine days before the general election a second woman came forward to state that she began dating DesJarlais while she was his patient. She alleged that the two smoked marijuana together and that he prescribed pain medications for her while at his house.[23][24]

Two weeks after DesJarlais won the 2012 election, the Chattanooga Times Free Press obtained a full transcript of DesJarlais's 2001 divorce proceedings.[25] The transcript revealed that DesJarlais had admitted under oath to at least six sexual relationships with people he came in contact with while he was chief of staff at Grandview Medical Center in Jasper, Tennessee. Among them were three co-workers, two patients and a drug representative.[26] The transcript also revealed that he and his former wife had had two abortions.[26][27][28] The transcript also revealed that DesJarlais had admitted under oath that he and his former wife had recorded the phone conversation with the mistress.[22] "One of the biggest mistakes I made was I commented to the press before I had the opportunity to go back and read a transcript that was 13, 14 years old," he said in an interview with the Knoxville News Sentinel. "It was never my intention to mislead anyone, and had I read this, I don't think the inaccuracies that occurred would have taken place."[22]

Three weeks after he won the election, DesJarlais announced on a conservative talk radio show that "God has 'forgiven me' and asked 'fellow Christians' and constituents 'to consider doing the same'



 

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