Cowboys 'n Dolphins

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

Get on the fucking line. Take a chance

[Underdog 29100]

Will block the fg but an offsides nullifies it and they convert on the redo. 

[Vic Mackey 47843]

Lmao defense. Trash

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

Fire Fat Fuck McCarthy!

[Gucci_Suit 2807]

Saw it coming from 7:30 left in the game. 

[Newdoc 3508]

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. 

[dcar00 14899]

60% chance of winning the road playoff game then 100% losing the next one.  It's hilarious how predictable this is.

[lilMAC25 3969]

Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

Saw it coming from 7:30 left in the game. 

Saw it coming last week.

 

this is a middle of the road team. Bad road team. Good home team.

[ztejas 44114]

Lost the game on that turnover inside the 5. 

[Drew 2833]

All cause of that fucking fumble. Cost them the game.

Fuck it. Just give them the touchdown. Miss tackles, carry the runner, whatever it takes to ensure they score, then give it back to Dakless with two min left. 

I was screaming this to my family of shocked people

[Deej 77667]

Did anyone really expect anything else from this trash franchise?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

viewed my first nfl game of the year.

dallas plays dumb.  their rbs are jags.

nfl is so scripted.  selective penalty enforcement.  it's a garbage product.

 

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

23 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Game is setting up for a dolphins FG to win 

Too easy to predict Dallas games. Could win a fuck ton of money betting the obvious 

[Deej 77667]

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

selective penalty enforcement

Tell me you don't watch college football without telling me you don't watch college football.

Shit will never be right with gambling as it is now.

[Vic Mackey 47843]

Lost the game on that turnover inside the 5. 

Or lost the game because the defense is junk when it matters. You don't lose a game with 52min left and scoreless. Defense instead of holding, lets Miami go all the way down and score.

[Vic Mackey 47843]

All cause of that fucking fumble. Cost them the game.

I was screaming this to my family of shocked people

A fumble with 52 minutes left doesn't lose a game. It's a bad play but this offense literally gave this team the lead with 3.5 minutes left. Defense needs to make a play. But of course they can't.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Just now, Deej said:

Tell me you don't watch college football without telling me you don't watch college football.

Shit will never be right with gambling as it is now.

meh.  the college game is a better product.  although i hate all the game-stalling reviews, most of the time college refs get it right (except in the b12).

 

[Horn80 6313]

Another loss that should have been a win.  Same shit every year.

[Deej 77667]

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

meh.  the college game is a better product.  although i hate all the game-stalling reviews, most of the time college refs get it right (except in the b12).

 

 

[Vic Mackey 47843]

meh.  the college game is a better product.  although i hate all the game-stalling reviews, most of the time college refs get it right (except in the b12).
 

Lmao. College game is so inferior in every aspect. Talent and game flow.

[Message Board User 12405]

Dallas at Tampa & Baker Mayfield in Round 1.

[DougO 5261]

NFL is just pro rasslin' with more clothes on. I keep waiting for somebody to come off the sidelines with a chair while the ref is distracted to get way with some shit. Except in the NFL the dirty shit can happen right in front of the crookedass refs eyes anyway.

[Firemans4Horn 18499]

I think Amari Cooper had more yards today than Gallup has had any of his last 3 seasons. Good job GM Jerry. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

10 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

meh.  the college game is a better product.  although i hate all the game-stalling reviews, most of the time college refs get it right (except in the b12).
 

Lmao. College game is so inferior in every aspect. Talent and game flow.

i guess if you're ok with watching a slow, immobile qb toss sideways passes that any decent Texas 5A qb could make--then year, the nfl is better.

Texas 5-6A offenses are better than dallas.

 

[Firemans4Horn 18499]

Both of the Cowboys tackles are worse than a lot of college teams. #71 looked like he just arrived over on a boat and someone handed him some pads and put him in. 

[Richard Kimball 1517]

38 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

39 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Here comes the dolphin FG for the win 

Damn, who fucked your girl, just chill.

Who hasn't?

[Quagmire 2147]

i guess if you're ok with watching a slow, immobile qb toss sideways passes that any decent Texas 5A qb could make--then year, the nfl is better.
Texas 5-6A offenses are better than dallas.
 

You trying to win an award for being stupid or something ?

[ChiTownDoc 21323]

Jesus, we all like CFB better and same with college hoops.  But to act like the college product is better, that’s just fucking laughable.  

[Tex Long 4613]

2 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

You trying to win an award for being stupid or something ?

The preferred nomenclature is "Participation Ribbon".

[Quagmire 2147]

Hey he’s watched a single game all year he knows it all , anyways he’s winning the night cause his boyfriend is rimming his butthole

[DougO 5261]

Whatever college football had going for it died with free transfers and pay for play bullshit. It's a shitshow.

[Tex Long 4613]

1 minute ago, Quagmire said:

Hey he’s watched a single game all year he knows it all , anyways he’s winning the night cause his boyfriend his rimming him butthole

Engrish? Or just rendered speechless typeless by rimmed buttholes?

[perfectchaos007 6766]

1 minute ago, DougO said:

Whatever college football had going for it died with free transfers and pay for play bullshit. It's a shitshow.

I guess all football purists have left is highschool football. 

Edited December 25, 2023 by perfectchaos007

[Quagmire 2147]

Engrish? Or just rendered speechless typeless by rimmed buttholes?

lol I fixed it , caught the stupid from his idiotic statement apparently

[Captain Ron 13095]

Man I’m glad that Dallas is preparing me for what I know is coming. The only question I have is do they lose in the wild card round or divisional round?

[Nicole44 22206]

Legit honest here: neither the Cowboys nor the Eagles are beating SF (provided they are healthy) in their current form right now. Cowboys want the accolades and can’t even beat Miami on the road. That’s not exactly a scary place to play and fuckers couldn’t even win a SB with Marino. What’s more depressing they are aware they are shit on the road and they are aware they can’t win if they get behind by like ten points and yet…even having a team meeting about this week…still lose. Our best hope was home field advantage. We can still make the NFC CG but honestly we will get butt reamed by SF. The way we played today I’m not sure we could beat TB. Oh well. Merry Christmas. Where’s the Tylenol? 

[Underdog 29100]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

meh.  the college game is a better product.  although i hate all the game-stalling reviews, most of the time college refs get it right (except in the b12).

 

 

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

i guess if you're ok with watching a slow, immobile qb toss sideways passes that any decent Texas 5A qb could make--then year, the nfl is better.

Texas 5-6A offenses are better than dallas.

 

Put down the eggnog and tell everyone good night. 

[Hmbre97 6337]

I'm not able to watch anything right now but did something funky happen with the kick at the end? I got an alert on my phone from ESPN that said something like 'Dallas outlasts the Dolphins 20-19'. The I pulled up the site and see they lost.

[Trey3216 15450]

59 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Legit honest here: neither the Cowboys nor the Eagles are beating SF (provided they are healthy) in their current form right now. Cowboys want the accolades and can’t even beat Miami on the road. That’s not exactly a scary place to play and fuckers couldn’t even win a SB with Marino. What’s more depressing they are aware they are shit on the road and they are aware they can’t win if they get behind by like ten points and yet…even having a team meeting about this week…still lose. Our best hope was home field advantage. We can still make the NFC CG but honestly we will get butt reamed by SF. The way we played today I’m not sure we could beat TB. Oh well. Merry Christmas. Where’s the Tylenol? 

Where’s the chloroform?  Might need that to keep from typing stuff 

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I think Amari Cooper had more yards today than Gallup has had any of his last 3 seasons. Good job GM Jerry. 

2400 yards and almost 15 TDs with guys like 137 year old Joe Flacco, PJ Walker and DRT throwing to him the last two years.  But at least we saved money to extend guys like Gallup and Terrence Steele..... welp.

[Trey3216 15450]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

2400 yards and almost 15 TDs with guys like 137 year old Joe Flacco, PJ Walker and DRT throwing to him the last two years.  But at least we saved money to extend guys like Gallup and Terrence Steele..... welp.

And he’ll quit on the field the minute his team needs him.  Keep fucking that chicken 

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

Just now, Trey3216 said:

And he’ll quit on the field the minute his team needs him.  Keep fucking that chicken 

Gladly when I see the simpleton Gallup flopping around the field as a worthless piece of shit..... Rather have someone who can at least put up numbers vs teams, good or bad, in the reg season.  But you keep fucking that porcupine over there and keep telling yourself it feels good.  

 

[Trey3216 15450]

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Gladly when I see the simpleton Gallup flopping around the field as a worthless piece of shit..... Rather have someone who can at least put up numbers vs teams, good or bad, in the reg season.  But you keep fucking that porcupine over there and keep telling yourself it feels good.  

 

[Pam Cummings 9823]

1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

2400 yards and almost 15 TDs with guys like 137 year old Joe Flacco, PJ Walker and DRT throwing to him the last two years.  But at least we saved money to extend guys like Gallup and Terrence Steele..... welp.

Yall act like Amari wasnt here for a playoff disappointment or something

[Pam Cummings 9823]

38 quarters of football without a holding call for one of the premier pass rushers in the NFL. If he played for the Steelers they would slob his knob every fucking game.

 

Edited December 25, 2023 by Pam Cummings

[lilMAC25 3969]

2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

38 quarters of football without a holding call for one of the premier pass rushers in the NFL. If he played for the Steelers they would slob his knob every fucking game.

 

It’s god damned infuriating.

 

What does the man have to do to get a call in his fucking favor?

[Pam Cummings 9823]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

It’s god damned infuriating.

 

What does the man have to do to get a call in his fucking favor?

Meanwhile Tyler Smith gets called for everything. "Oh he left his hand on a dudes stomach for a split second too long, the refs just have to call that every time". Greg Olson can suck my dick.

[DCA_HORN 725]

Did I stumble into texags?

[Horn80 6313]

3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Both of the Cowboys tackles are worse than a lot of college teams. #71 looked like he just arrived over on a boat and someone handed him some pads and put him in. 

Where’s is any significant contributions from the #1 draft pick?  Fucking Jerry.

[Pam Cummings 9823]

5 minutes ago, DCA_HORN said:

Did I stumble into texags?

Would just be nice if one of the leading candidates for DPOY could get a holding call given that he gets held on every play.