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I'm not sure we realize how good we have it. Texas is in the college football playoffs. Also, we have a head coach who both understands the importance of the trenches, but can also call the fuck out of an offense. Said coach can also recruit like a witch and has the athletic department aligned. Also, we recruited the no. 1 player in the land last year, who happens to be a Manning, and he's apparently a total badass QB.

So Texas is fucking back. And not in a sarcastic way. We are back and it's beautiful.

Then there are our rivals. Aggy just hired a guy straight out of a John Pinette joke, and then followed that up with a DC who was fired by Mack Brown four years ago. Plan 2024 is now more like Plan 1012 because they lost half of the mercenaries from the 2022 class, and their latest recruiting haul is dogshit. We are going to march into Pyle next year and crush those motherfuckers. Then there is OU. I don't think they have an offensive line next year. Also, they got to watch us win the Big 12 after beating us during the regular season, which feels like karma for the last 20 years.

Speaking of the Big 12, we have scoreboard on every last one of those worthless, coattail-hanging assholes and we now can put that shit on ignore. Also, Brett Yormark. It was fun as fuck to boo that asshole in Arlington and shithead had to stand there and take it. Speaking of dickheads, it's only a matter of time before Fuck Farrell goes to prison for trying to bang an underage girl, we never have to listen to Tim Brando call another Texas game, and FCB is sitting home alone tonight. So fuck all those hoes.

I guess the bottom line is that we are pretty much on top of the world, and it's Christmas Eve, and this community fucking rocks. So bottoms up, assholes. 

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I'm not sure we realize how good we have it. Texas is in the college football playoffs. Also, we have a head coach who both understands the importance of the trenches, but can also call the fuck out of an offense. Said coach can also recruit like a witch and has the athletic department aligned. Also, we recruited the no. 1 player in the land last year, who happens to be a Manning, and he's apparently a total badass QB.
So Texas is fucking back. And not in a sarcastic way. We are back and it's beautiful.
Then there are our rivals. Aggy just hired a guy straight out of
, and then followed that up with a DC who was fired by Mack Brown four years ago. Plan 2024 is now more like Plan 1012 because they lost half of the mercenaries from the 2022 class, and their latest recruiting haul is dogshit. We are going to march into Pyle next year and crush those motherfuckers. Then there is OU. I don't think they have an offensive line next year. Also, they got to watch us win the Big 12 after beating us during the regular season, which feels like karma for the last 20 years.
Speaking of the Big 12, we have scoreboard on every last one of those worthless, coattail-hanging assholes and we now can put that shit on ignore. Also, Brett Yormark. It was fun as fuck to boo that asshole in Arlington and shithead had to stand there and take it. Speaking of dickheads, it's only a matter of time before Fuck Farrell goes to prison for trying to bang an underage girl, we never have to listen to Tim Brando call another Texas game, and FCB is sitting home alone tonight. So fuck all those hoes.
I guess the bottom line is that we are pretty much on top of the world, and it's Christmas Eve, and this community fucking rocks. So bottoms up, assholes. 
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9 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

I'm not sure we realize how good we have it. Texas is in the college football playoffs. Also, we have a head coach who both understands the importance of the trenches, but can also call the fuck out of an offense. Said coach can also recruit like a witch and has the athletic department aligned. Also, we recruited the no. 1 player in the land last year, who happens to be a Manning, and he's apparently a total badass QB.

So Texas is fucking back. And not in a sarcastic way. We are back and it's beautiful.

Then there are our rivals. Aggy just hired a guy straight out of a John Pinette joke, and then followed that up with a DC who was fired by Mack Brown four years ago. Plan 2024 is now more like Plan 1012 because they lost half of the mercenaries from the 2022 class, and their latest recruiting haul is dogshit. We are going to march into Pyle next year and crush those motherfuckers. Then there is OU. I don't think they have an offensive line next year. Also, they got to watch us win the Big 12 after beating us during the regular season, which feels like karma for the last 20 years.

Speaking of the Big 12, we have scoreboard on every last one of those worthless, coattail-hanging assholes and we now can put that shit on ignore. Also, Brett Yormark. It was fun as fuck to boo that asshole in Arlington and shithead had to stand there and take it. Speaking of dickheads, it's only a matter of time before Fuck Farrell goes to prison for trying to bang an underage girl, we never have to listen to Tim Brando call another Texas game, and FCB is sitting home alone tonight. So fuck all those hoes.

I guess the bottom line is that we are pretty much on top of the world, and it's Christmas Eve, and this community fucking rocks. So bottoms up, assholes. 

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Damn, looks like aggy locker room.

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It's been a hell of a ride. I'm only now really feeling the thrill of where we are and what the future looks like. The team is in  fantastic hands. The also still resemble a cohesive college team of brothers rather than a band or mercenaries. Sark's culture building makes this all so nice.

The Aggie implosion springing from their panic of seeing us rise is a delicious cup of warm holiday punch with punch.

I love this community. Best wishes to all for a fabulous holiday punctuated by kicking the Huskies asses.

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It's hard to believe it's been since the start of the preceeding site of assholes that we've been relevant like this. All is pretty much right with the world right now. It feels good. We're are at the point where Andy starts his descent down the cell block. Hope we end up on the other side of the pipe of shit come this time on the 8th. 

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CHRISTMAS... IS WAR.

War never changes.

The Romans waged Christmas to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gingerbread and merriment. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into a Holiday superpower.

But Noel never changes.

 

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FUCK ALL OF YOU.  THERE WILL BE A LIONS V. BROWNS SUPER BOWL.  MERRY CHRISTMAS AND FUCK YOU. 

I'VE HAD A LOT TO DRING SO FUCK. YOU.  

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But Noel never changes.

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TODAY IS THE DAY THEY'RE GOING TO THROW IT BACK TO YOU.

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