2023 Guaranteed Rate Bowl - Kansas vs. UNLV

[satyanash 14609]

8 p.m. CT on ESPN, ESPN+ and the ESPN App. Line is KU -8.0

[MissingInAction 25172]

My money is on the Kardashians. 

[Zeus 6125]

Have I missed any fun bowls?

 I’m watching Texas state now pretty boring

 hopefully this one delivers

[satyanash 14609]

This would've been cool as a Red vs. Blue game

 

[satyanash 14609]

15-minute delay, starting on ESPN2

 

[cabowabo 4513]

Nothing better than college football and Beth Mowins.

[Dilligas 666]

Yeah I may go back to Dick Van Dyke birthday special

[Bevo&Pevo 5217]

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Nothing better than college football and Beth Mowins.

maybe a sharp stick to the eye..

[OU Sucks 8907]

KU already has the same amount of offensive holds 2 plays into the game against UNLV, as they did the entire game against us.  But maybe UNLV's D line is better than ours.

[Pimphand 5853]

55 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Have I missed any fun bowls?

 I’m watching Texas state now pretty boring

 hopefully this one delivers

Not really unless you like story-lines like Josh McCown's son facing off against Chad Pennington's son or the former gomer QB coming back and kicking the shit out of Malzahn.  The Utah vs Northwestern game was like watching old people fuck.

Hopefully we get some good games this week though with OU losing to AZ maybe Miami choking to Rutgers etc.

Edited December 27, 2023 by Pimphand

[Nicole44 22072]

19 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Nothing better than college football and Beth Mowins.

You’d let Beth Mow your lawn…

[JBJ 3664]

Bean didn't portal?

[WBT 20653]

Big Game Beth, f the haters!

Did Jalon Daniels die or something?  He was supposedly questionable against us with back spasms and then just never came back.

[Pimphand 5853]

4 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Bean didn't portal?

Not yet....

Would be nice if he went to a team on OU's 2024 schedule though.

[Jerry Callo 8720]

Guaranteed Rate Dead Grass Bowl.

[Pimphand 5853]

It's a shame this isn't the final game of Tathan Martell's glorious 7 year career

[JBJ 3664]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Big Game Beth, f the haters!

Did Jalon Daniels die or something?  He was supposedly questionable against us with back spasms and then just never came back.

I think he chose to Med RS.

[IBuryPaul 273]

My favorite part of these boring games, ‘CFB Semi Final TEXAS v Washington’ seems to be on the ribbon about 90 percent of the time. Aggy has to think it’s a conspiracy. 

[F250 28814]

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It's a shame this isn't the final game of Tathan Martell's glorious 7 year career

I forgot about him. I wonder if his sister has an onlyfans.

[Droopy 2626]

16 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Bean didn't portal?

He’s a senior. Last game 

[GabrielsHorn 2186]

What a flop. 

[Droopy 2626]

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

Big Game Beth, f the haters!

Did Jalon Daniels die or something?  He was supposedly questionable against us with back spasms and then just never came back.

Probably closer to “questionable”. Dude was done for the season before our game, imo. I think it was coach-speak or wish casting by the coach hoping he would somehow come back from his injury. 

[Jive Turkey 12641]

Just now, GabrielsHorn said:

What a flop. 

we need a GIF of that. Twitter should have something.  Soccer players are embarrassed by that.

[chainsaw 9873]

Did KU QB just Nordgren it?

['stache 21840]

Mowins doesn't bother me. Her over reactions aren't any worse than 75% of the dudes who announce too, and she's not as bad as most in my opinion.

[JBJ 3664]

Was searching for this:

 

[Droopy 2626]

[chainsaw 9873]

Almost to halftime and I still have no idea what a Guaranteed Rate is.

[coachherman'sgrill 2259]

I hope everyone had a great Christmas! Checking in if anyone has commented in how hot Beth is?

#MowingIt 

[Dahobbs 17655]

Is UNLV's kicker the size of their lineman?

[Buzzrock 14936]

Almost to halftime and I still have no idea what a Guaranteed Rate is.

How much can these sponsorships be? $50K? How much is in the wreath fund?

[chainsaw 9873]

8 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I hope everyone had a great Christmas! Checking in if anyone has commented in how hot Beth is?

#MowingIt 

Surly posters are Guaranteed to Rate her.

[Jive Turkey 12641]

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Is UNLV's kicker the size of their lineman?

dude has a horrible leg to boot.

[Buzzrock 14936]

Mowins doesn't bother me. Her over reactions aren't any worse than 75% of the dudes who announce too, and she's not as bad as most in my opinion.

She’s a complete characature, a walking SNL character.

[WBT 20653]

lulz, that looked like a flag football play

[JBJ 3664]

No push off at all.

[msucolt45 4065]

My favorite part of these boring games, ‘CFB Semi Final TEXAS v Washington’ seems to be on the ribbon about 90 percent of the time. Aggy has to think it’s a conspiracy. 

YES - every halftime during the last few days has had aggy want to change the channel to Hallmark or Lifetime channel, instead of hearing more about the Horns in the playoffs!

Hook’em!!!

[WBT 20653]

Grimm's having a fairy tale first half

[Nivek 16980]

This is pathetic.

[Dahobbs 17655]

Kansas just throwing the ball up at this point. 

[TexArcher 38029]

32 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

My favorite part of these boring games, ‘CFB Semi Final TEXAS v Washington’ seems to be on the ribbon about 90 percent of the time. Aggy has to think it’s a conspiracy. 

Gonna be a good time tomorrow night when it says that right below Oklahoma State 24, Texas A&M 7, 2nd Quarter.

[Rimbo 26053]

ku is bigger, stronger, and faster than unlv

[Hornius Emeritus 12482]

UNLV is physically way overmatched and really and truly does NOT want to be there. What's to play for? They're about to get waxed.

But, yeah, Arnold pushed off.
 

[Gatorubet 30290]

How did the Rice quarterback transfer so quickly?

[Rimbo 26053]

lol

[Dahobbs 17655]

Interesting decision 

[Pimphand 5853]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Gonna be a good time tomorrow night when it says that right below Oklahoma State 24, Texas A&M 7, 2nd Quarter.

Yeah their game thread tomorrow should be a good time. Maybe they won't win halftime this go round.

[Dahobbs 17655]

Did a Kansas player just do a flying kick during the timeout?

[chainsaw 9873]

UNLV QB name is The Jesus?

[ButtFumble 5183]

Just now, chainsaw said:

UNLV QB name is The Jesus?

his brother is named Your Own Personal

27 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I hope everyone had a great Christmas! Checking in if anyone has commented in how hot Beth is?

#MowingIt 

I mean if you stuck a sock in her mouth to get her to shut up