2023 Guaranteed Rate Bowl - Kansas vs. UNLV

[satyanash 14,276]

8 p.m. CT on ESPN, ESPN+ and the ESPN App. Line is KU -8.0

[MissingInAction 24,765]

My money is on the Kardashians. 

[Zeus 5,943]

Have I missed any fun bowls?

 I’m watching Texas state now pretty boring

 hopefully this one delivers

[satyanash 14,276]

This would've been cool as a Red vs. Blue game

 

[satyanash 14,276]

15-minute delay, starting on ESPN2

 

[cabowabo 4,449]

Nothing better than college football and Beth Mowins.

[Dilligas 659]

Yeah I may go back to Dick Van Dyke birthday special

[Bevo&Pevo 5,021]

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Nothing better than college football and Beth Mowins.

maybe a sharp stick to the eye..

[OU Sucks 8,744]

KU already has the same amount of offensive holds 2 plays into the game against UNLV, as they did the entire game against us.  But maybe UNLV's D line is better than ours.

[Pimphand 5,587]

55 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Have I missed any fun bowls?

 I’m watching Texas state now pretty boring

 hopefully this one delivers

Not really unless you like story-lines like Josh McCown's son facing off against Chad Pennington's son or the former gomer QB coming back and kicking the shit out of Malzahn.  The Utah vs Northwestern game was like watching old people fuck.

Hopefully we get some good games this week though with OU losing to AZ maybe Miami choking to Rutgers etc.

Edited December 27, 2023 by Pimphand

[Nicole44 22,023]

19 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Nothing better than college football and Beth Mowins.

You’d let Beth Mow your lawn…

[JBJ 3,647]

Bean didn't portal?

[WBT 20,397]

Big Game Beth, f the haters!

Did Jalon Daniels die or something?  He was supposedly questionable against us with back spasms and then just never came back.

[Pimphand 5,587]

4 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Bean didn't portal?

Not yet....

Would be nice if he went to a team on OU's 2024 schedule though.

[Jerry Callo 8,658]

Guaranteed Rate Dead Grass Bowl.

[Pimphand 5,587]

It's a shame this isn't the final game of Tathan Martell's glorious 7 year career

[JBJ 3,647]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Big Game Beth, f the haters!

Did Jalon Daniels die or something?  He was supposedly questionable against us with back spasms and then just never came back.

I think he chose to Med RS.

[IBuryPaul 273]

My favorite part of these boring games, ‘CFB Semi Final TEXAS v Washington’ seems to be on the ribbon about 90 percent of the time. Aggy has to think it’s a conspiracy. 

[F250 28,659]

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It's a shame this isn't the final game of Tathan Martell's glorious 7 year career

I forgot about him. I wonder if his sister has an onlyfans.

[Droopy 2,623]

16 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Bean didn't portal?

He’s a senior. Last game 

[GabrielsHorn 2,142]

What a flop. 

[Droopy 2,623]

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

Big Game Beth, f the haters!

Did Jalon Daniels die or something?  He was supposedly questionable against us with back spasms and then just never came back.

Probably closer to “questionable”. Dude was done for the season before our game, imo. I think it was coach-speak or wish casting by the coach hoping he would somehow come back from his injury. 

[Jive Turkey 12,562]

Just now, GabrielsHorn said:

What a flop. 

we need a GIF of that. Twitter should have something.  Soccer players are embarrassed by that.

[chainsaw 9,831]

Did KU QB just Nordgren it?

['stache 21,743]

Mowins doesn't bother me. Her over reactions aren't any worse than 75% of the dudes who announce too, and she's not as bad as most in my opinion.

[JBJ 3,647]

Was searching for this:

 

[Droopy 2,623]

[chainsaw 9,831]

Almost to halftime and I still have no idea what a Guaranteed Rate is.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,977]

I hope everyone had a great Christmas! Checking in if anyone has commented in how hot Beth is?

#MowingIt 

[Dahobbs 17,420]

Is UNLV's kicker the size of their lineman?

[Buzzrock 14,867]

Almost to halftime and I still have no idea what a Guaranteed Rate is.

How much can these sponsorships be? $50K? How much is in the wreath fund?

[chainsaw 9,831]

8 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I hope everyone had a great Christmas! Checking in if anyone has commented in how hot Beth is?

#MowingIt 

Surly posters are Guaranteed to Rate her.

[Jive Turkey 12,562]

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Is UNLV's kicker the size of their lineman?

dude has a horrible leg to boot.

[Buzzrock 14,867]

Mowins doesn't bother me. Her over reactions aren't any worse than 75% of the dudes who announce too, and she's not as bad as most in my opinion.

She’s a complete characature, a walking SNL character.

[WBT 20,397]

lulz, that looked like a flag football play

[JBJ 3,647]

No push off at all.

[msucolt45 3,982]

My favorite part of these boring games, ‘CFB Semi Final TEXAS v Washington’ seems to be on the ribbon about 90 percent of the time. Aggy has to think it’s a conspiracy. 

YES - every halftime during the last few days has had aggy want to change the channel to Hallmark or Lifetime channel, instead of hearing more about the Horns in the playoffs!

Hook’em!!!

[WBT 20,397]

Grimm's having a fairy tale first half

[Nivek 16,807]

This is pathetic.

[Dahobbs 17,420]

Kansas just throwing the ball up at this point. 

[TexArcher 37,455]

32 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

My favorite part of these boring games, ‘CFB Semi Final TEXAS v Washington’ seems to be on the ribbon about 90 percent of the time. Aggy has to think it’s a conspiracy. 

Gonna be a good time tomorrow night when it says that right below Oklahoma State 24, Texas A&M 7, 2nd Quarter.

[Rimbo 25,752]

ku is bigger, stronger, and faster than unlv

[Hornius Emeritus 12,403]

UNLV is physically way overmatched and really and truly does NOT want to be there. What's to play for? They're about to get waxed.

But, yeah, Arnold pushed off.
 

[Gatorubet 30,064]

How did the Rice quarterback transfer so quickly?

[Rimbo 25,752]

lol

[Dahobbs 17,420]

Interesting decision 

[Pimphand 5,587]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Gonna be a good time tomorrow night when it says that right below Oklahoma State 24, Texas A&M 7, 2nd Quarter.

Yeah their game thread tomorrow should be a good time. Maybe they won't win halftime this go round.

[Dahobbs 17,420]

Did a Kansas player just do a flying kick during the timeout?

[chainsaw 9,831]

UNLV QB name is The Jesus?

[ButtFumble 5,158]

Just now, chainsaw said:

UNLV QB name is The Jesus?

his brother is named Your Own Personal

27 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I hope everyone had a great Christmas! Checking in if anyone has commented in how hot Beth is?

#MowingIt 

I mean if you stuck a sock in her mouth to get her to shut up