The Great Value Red River Shootout: Aggy vs. Okie Lite

[CBHorn 414]

5 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

I knew someone had to have grabbed that murderers row of feminine beauty. 

Better have a strong grip.

[MirrOlure 14,703]

So, cliche roll up sleeves cliche compete become what we can become dive in cliche intentionally become what we can become and what we’ve never been cliche

[ousux 5,588]

Elko forgot he's supposed to rep SEC SEC

That's the most low key aggy pullover I've ever seen

[Stunns38 3,452]

Dime drop? That was a shitty throw and great catch.

[Hagbard Celine 10,805]

Just now, B00M said:

Good god elko looks like a thumb

[dcbc 14,443]

Nice catch, aggy.   I hope you lose.

Edited December 28, 2023 by dcbc

[DFW Horn 6,118]

Just now, MuellerHorn said:

Elko is the most aggy looking HC they could have chosen.

Beat me to it

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Just a bit outside 

[ButtFumble 5,162]

fuck that is Elko.....he looks like hiring Milton from Office Space as your head coach

[Rickylovesweed 14,251]

I can't believe Jimbo didn't play Moose Muhammad. 

[thunderlounge 7,783]

11 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I thought it was Auburn playing at first. They should change uniforms at half.

I did too. Did a triple take.
 

 

10 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Gundy is aall kinds of winning.

fucking perfect

 

4 minutes ago, MrX said:

Instant classic. The gif as well. 

[Deej 76,653]

"I've never watched a game that I had a direct impact on that I didn't have an impact on."

Mike Elko, folks. 

Edited December 28, 2023 by Deej

[GreenspointTexas 9,573]

Elko looks like Homer Simpson

[Pancho 44,597]

That was a great catch by Moose

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

"I've never been at a game that I had a direct impact in, that I couldn't impact."

This guy gets aggy logic

[TexArcher 37,699]

"Get this thing back where it needs to be"

.603 all-time winning percentage * 12 game season = 7.24 wins...

 

[BERT 4,358]

18 minutes ago, F250 said:

What a crummy Wyatt Earp, he’s wearing jogging shoes. 
 

Well they used to back then, Russ

[TexasMan 10,849]

aggy wasted stud WRs like Moose and Evan Stewart. When will croots learn? 

[Marshall_Lucky 624]

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

 

[MrX 716]

Elko making the Maggie’s blush with that waistline. 

[Dilligas 666]

6 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Edited December 28, 2023 by Dilligas

[Knoxtnhorn 5,969]

I'm sorry, but Elko is so boring, I forgot he was even talking for a bit 

[BachelorTrek 2,961]

35 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Someone else is going to need to shoulder the load for A&M now.

Jizz-jar time for aggy!  Lulz.

Edited December 28, 2023 by BachelorTrek

[Valmy77 13,195]

The Ags hired a General Manager? Huh. I thought that was a NFL thing.

[Dbeasy 15,012]

Despite terrible roster management, defections, and a weak recruiting class this year, there are still strong spots of talent on this Aggie roster. I can’t believe they’ve blown it as much as they have. 

[El Compadre 766]

Elko giving big time Colin Robinson vibes. Big time energy vampire, hence his recruiting "acumen."

 

[Cairn Horn88 8,245]

Aggy offense tonight…..go long!

[BigHorn'13 3,359]

Why is moose still there? Obviously had to have gotten a raise but aggy still doesn't deserve him. 

[Rickylovesweed 14,251]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

aggy wasted stud WRs like Moose and Evan Stewart. When will croots learn? 

If Moose was smart he would transfer to Texas and he would put up huge numbers. 

[mdleast 8,289]

This is weird having the new coach in the booth no doubt with failed smile having to talk about this piece of shit team he is inheriting.

[B00M 6,358]

1 minute ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

WTF, Elko is at the game but not coaching on the sidelines?  I do not understand aggy at all.  Everything about them is stupid.

He needed time to watch his roster implode and try to convince other adults to move to college station to help him corch and fast track their careers back to the FCS level

[Valmy77 13,195]

Punting at the 40? Lame.

Go make it 24-6 Cowboys.

[WBT 20,513]

very melko interview

[dcar00 14,083]

3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

WTF, Elko is at the game but not coaching on the sidelines?  I do not understand aggy at all.  Everything about them is stupid.

happens all the time.  the new coach doesn't want to take the L.

[DFW Horn 6,118]

What "brand" did you build in two seasons as Duke's CEO, Homer...er...Mike?

[Stunns38 3,452]

Ketch?

[MirrOlure 14,703]

1. Start every answer with “yeah…”
2. …..
3. ????
4. Profit

[mdleast 8,289]

If Moose was smart he would transfer to Texas and he would put up huge numbers. 

Stupid sip, he love$ being a part of the 12th Man!

[MrX 716]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Despite terrible roster management, defections, and a weak recruiting class this year, there are still strong spots of talent on this Aggie roster. I can’t believe they’ve blown it as much as they have. 

Seriously. On the field they look bigger and faster than Okie State. 

[ButtFumble 5,162]

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

What a crummy Wyatt Earp, he’s wearing jogging shoes. 
 

Well they used to back then, Russ

is that the Meat Judging JV team?

[Neonmoon 38,127]

 

@TreatyOak your services are requested 

[BrickHorn 18,200]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

The Ags hired a General Manager? Huh. I thought that was a NFL thing.

Just wait until you see who’s on the Aggies’ short list for Third Base Coach. 

[closetohumping 17,416]

Siap

 

[TexArcher 37,699]

What a fucking moron, lololololol

[Valmy77 13,195]

LOL

Smart play Ags.

[Rimbo 25,893]

"What, I'm NOT allowed to pile-drive the RB five seconds after the whistle?"

[WBT 20,513]

he still hasn't announced the dc hire?  what are they waiting for?  buyout?

[MirrOlure 14,703]

[Rickylovesweed 14,251]

What a dumb fucking penalty. 

Ollie Gordon talks way too much. Jesus. 

[Rimbo 25,893]

1 minute ago, MrX said:

Seriously. On the field they look bigger and faster than Okie State. 

It really is impressive how they managed to suck so much, isn't it?