The Great Value Red River Shootout: Aggy vs. Okie Lite

[CBHorn 441]

5 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

I knew someone had to have grabbed that murderers row of feminine beauty. 

Better have a strong grip.

[MirrOlure 15185]

So, cliche roll up sleeves cliche compete become what we can become dive in cliche intentionally become what we can become and what we’ve never been cliche

[ousux 5635]

Elko forgot he's supposed to rep SEC SEC

That's the most low key aggy pullover I've ever seen

[Stunns38 3763]

Dime drop? That was a shitty throw and great catch.

[Hagbard Celine 11159]

Just now, B00M said:

Good god elko looks like a thumb

[dcbc 14642]

Nice catch, aggy.   I hope you lose.

Edited December 28, 2023 by dcbc

[DFW Horn 6637]

Just now, MuellerHorn said:

Elko is the most aggy looking HC they could have chosen.

Beat me to it

[Neonmoon 38130]

Just a bit outside 

[ButtFumble 5246]

fuck that is Elko.....he looks like hiring Milton from Office Space as your head coach

[Rickylovesweed 15307]

I can't believe Jimbo didn't play Moose Muhammad. 

[thunderlounge 8318]

11 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I thought it was Auburn playing at first. They should change uniforms at half.

I did too. Did a triple take.
 

 

10 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Gundy is aall kinds of winning.

fucking perfect

 

4 minutes ago, MrX said:

Instant classic. The gif as well. 

[Deej 77671]

"I've never watched a game that I had a direct impact on that I didn't have an impact on."

Mike Elko, folks. 

Edited December 28, 2023 by Deej

[GreenspointTexas 9933]

Elko looks like Homer Simpson

[Pancho 46054]

That was a great catch by Moose

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5656]

"I've never been at a game that I had a direct impact in, that I couldn't impact."

This guy gets aggy logic

[TexArcher 38816]

"Get this thing back where it needs to be"

.603 all-time winning percentage * 12 game season = 7.24 wins...

 

[BERT 4488]

18 minutes ago, F250 said:

What a crummy Wyatt Earp, he’s wearing jogging shoes. 
 

Well they used to back then, Russ

[TexasMan 11383]

aggy wasted stud WRs like Moose and Evan Stewart. When will croots learn? 

[Marshall_Lucky 624]

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

 

[MrX 794]

Elko making the Maggie’s blush with that waistline. 

[Dilligas 676]

6 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Edited December 28, 2023 by Dilligas

[Knoxtnhorn 6262]

I'm sorry, but Elko is so boring, I forgot he was even talking for a bit 

[BachelorTrek 3271]

35 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Someone else is going to need to shoulder the load for A&M now.

Jizz-jar time for aggy!  Lulz.

Edited December 28, 2023 by BachelorTrek

[Valmy77 13567]

The Ags hired a General Manager? Huh. I thought that was a NFL thing.

[Dbeasy 15526]

Despite terrible roster management, defections, and a weak recruiting class this year, there are still strong spots of talent on this Aggie roster. I can’t believe they’ve blown it as much as they have. 

[El Compadre 770]

Elko giving big time Colin Robinson vibes. Big time energy vampire, hence his recruiting "acumen."

 

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

Aggy offense tonight…..go long!

[BigHorn'13 3480]

Why is moose still there? Obviously had to have gotten a raise but aggy still doesn't deserve him. 

[Rickylovesweed 15307]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

aggy wasted stud WRs like Moose and Evan Stewart. When will croots learn? 

If Moose was smart he would transfer to Texas and he would put up huge numbers. 

[mdleast 8491]

This is weird having the new coach in the booth no doubt with failed smile having to talk about this piece of shit team he is inheriting.

[B00M 6725]

1 minute ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

WTF, Elko is at the game but not coaching on the sidelines?  I do not understand aggy at all.  Everything about them is stupid.

He needed time to watch his roster implode and try to convince other adults to move to college station to help him corch and fast track their careers back to the FCS level

[Valmy77 13567]

Punting at the 40? Lame.

Go make it 24-6 Cowboys.

[WBT 20884]

very melko interview

[dcar00 14902]

3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

WTF, Elko is at the game but not coaching on the sidelines?  I do not understand aggy at all.  Everything about them is stupid.

happens all the time.  the new coach doesn't want to take the L.

[DFW Horn 6637]

What "brand" did you build in two seasons as Duke's CEO, Homer...er...Mike?

[Stunns38 3763]

Ketch?

[MirrOlure 15185]

1. Start every answer with “yeah…”
2. …..
3. ????
4. Profit

[mdleast 8491]

If Moose was smart he would transfer to Texas and he would put up huge numbers. 

Stupid sip, he love$ being a part of the 12th Man!

[MrX 794]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Despite terrible roster management, defections, and a weak recruiting class this year, there are still strong spots of talent on this Aggie roster. I can’t believe they’ve blown it as much as they have. 

Seriously. On the field they look bigger and faster than Okie State. 

[ButtFumble 5246]

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

What a crummy Wyatt Earp, he’s wearing jogging shoes. 
 

Well they used to back then, Russ

is that the Meat Judging JV team?

[Neonmoon 38130]

 

@TreatyOak your services are requested 

[BrickHorn 18425]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

The Ags hired a General Manager? Huh. I thought that was a NFL thing.

Just wait until you see who’s on the Aggies’ short list for Third Base Coach. 

[closetohumping 17778]

Siap

 

[TexArcher 38816]

What a fucking moron, lololololol

[Valmy77 13567]

LOL

Smart play Ags.

[Rimbo 26853]

"What, I'm NOT allowed to pile-drive the RB five seconds after the whistle?"

[WBT 20884]

he still hasn't announced the dc hire?  what are they waiting for?  buyout?

[MirrOlure 15185]

[Rickylovesweed 15307]

What a dumb fucking penalty. 

Ollie Gordon talks way too much. Jesus. 

[Rimbo 26853]

1 minute ago, MrX said:

Seriously. On the field they look bigger and faster than Okie State. 

It really is impressive how they managed to suck so much, isn't it?