The Great Value Red River Shootout: Aggy vs. Okie Lite

[Nivek 16887]

Elko should record a podcast for parents. i am falling asleep now.

[pyrohornIII 4814]

[BachelorTrek 2961]

18 minutes ago, satyanash said:

"San Antonio is just down the road from Houston"

WTF are these announcers smoking

They're from the North, so all of Texas is the same as "flyover country," so it's all the same place and immediately next to each other, to their way of fucked-up "thinking".  Lulz.

[Minute Bull 248]

Elko not coaching tonight why?

[TexArcher 37702]

Mike Elko has about as much charisma as the four sandwiches he just ate.

[Rickylovesweed 14251]

WR was 10 yards behind the DB.

That was an easy TD if he leads him. 

[Redneck Mutha 7941]

6 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

fuck that is Elko.....he looks like hiring Milton from Office Space as your head coach

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

So, aggies really think that York dude is as good a player as hill jr? Ollie Gordon looks like he wants to fight these motherfuckas.

Super awkward that elko is being forced to watch Erob fuck his girl one last time. It’s like they are inculcating him with the jimbo ways.

[Jive Turkey 12580]

oh shit.  Elko mentioned the "D" word.  diversity.

that won't sit well in aggieland.

[Rimbo 25893]

dude why is osu even bothering with fancy formations and shit

just line up and chuck it downfield, they can't stop ya

[The Dude 1244]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Mike Elko has about as much charisma as the four sandwiches he just ate.

Bland as Melk

[ButtFumble 5162]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

It really is impressive how they managed to suck so much, isn't it?

bigger, faster, softer, more regaurded

[Marshall_Lucky 624]

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Ketch?

[InkaUtexas 25636]

WTF is Elko doing up with the announcers? Oh wait, he got his SWAG.

[texasdago 7553]

WTF is he talking about!?

 

Also...

Yeah

[Rimbo 25893]

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

oh shit.  Elko mentioned the "D" word.  diversity.

that won't sit well in aggieland.

oh no! they hired someone "woke!" CHECK THE BUYOUT CLAUSE

[MrX 716]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

It really is impressive how they managed to suck so much, isn't it?

ERob only dedicating 10 percent to this game while 90 percent for recruiting their own roster to Cuse. 

[ousux 5588]

If Moose was smart he would transfer to Texas and he would put up huge numbers. 

Nah fuck that, we'll be more than fine at WR next year. I'm excited to see if Butler lives up to his apparent confidence level when he hits campus.

[Stunns38 3453]

Mike Elko has about as much charisma as the four sandwiches he just ate.

Elko has a similar demeanor to Dave Aranda. Won’t bode well.

[TexArcher 37702]

Ollie Gordon talks too fucking much.

[Valmy77 13195]

Punting on 4th and 1? Come on Gundy.

[Hagbard Celine 10805]

mike you pussy!  put a sword to these fuckers!

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

I think I will die of alcohol poisoning tonight if I drink every time that one announcer says "and so and so is lassoed down."  He's said it like 10 times already.

[GreenspointTexas 9573]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Ollie Gordon talks too fucking much.

This

[Firemans4Horn 18003]

 

 

terrible choice Mike. 

[gofuckyourself 8167]

Hi Ollie, good morning.

Ollie: 

[nnm 36245]

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

dude why is osu even bothering with fancy formations and shit

just line up and chuck it downfield, they can't stop ya

Because Bowman is ass with the long pass, my dude. 

[CBHorn 414]

Elko’s whole aura just screams mediocrity, which is just so on brand for aggy.

[BigHornedLurker 1914]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Ollie Gordon talks too fucking much.

 

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Punting on 4th and 1? Come on Gundy.

Doak my ass 

[Gatorubet 30166]

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Elko has a similar demeanor to Dave Aranda. Won’t bode well.

Elko as a younger man

[Nivek 16887]

She’s been smoking bowls with gundy?

[dcbc 14443]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

mike you pussy!  put a sword to these fuckers!

The Pirate, he ain't.

[ALexusTexus7 114]

This game could have gotten out of hand already if a) Bowman had a bigger arm or b) didn’t under throw his receivers.

[Rickylovesweed 14251]

This is one ugly ass game. 

[ChickenNuggets 1622]

38 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It's called plantation syndrome... old white men who comment on the decisions of young black men as though they know better.  It's a well known psychosis... 

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

This is one ugly ass game. 

More like a glorified exhibition.

[Jive Turkey 12580]

11 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Aggy offense tonight…..go long!

you ain't lyin'.  every play is "throw the bomb." like our old games at the playground.

[BachelorTrek 2961]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

This is one ugly ass game. 

TWSS!  Lulz.

[MrX 716]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

This is one ugly ass game. 

Except for Taylor McGregor. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

It's called plantation syndrome... old white men who comment on the decisions of young black men as though they know better.  It's a well known psychosis... 

It's not psychosis when it's a cultural phenomenon. Psychosis means a break from reality. Plantation syndrome is aggy reality.

[ChickenNuggets 1622]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

It's not psychosis when it's a cultural phenomenon. Psychosis means a break from reality. Plantation syndrome is aggy reality.

not when it's posters here  asking why a black kid would play football for aggy... those fans should be ashamed of themselves for saying something like that... And it's always old white men saying that shit. 

Edited December 28, 2023 by ChickenNuggets

[OU Sucks 8786]

Minute long drives just mean more.

 

[El Compadre 766]

Gundy went with the indica instead of the sativa. Motherfucker just "chill as fuck" taking the 3 points and not going for any 4th downs. "It's cool, man. We almost had the first down. Oh well."

[Rimbo 25893]

1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

It's called plantation syndrome... old white men who comment on the decisions of young black men as though they know better.  It's a well known psychosis... 

So when a young black man goes to a place that, socially and politically, is actively working against his best interests, I can't say that?

That's pretty fucked up, right there.

[Hagbard Celine 10805]

8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

dude why is osu even bothering with fancy formations and shit

just line up and chuck it downfield, they can't stop ya

gundy is wasting an opportunity to claim high ground in next year's rig

[elfenix 34207]

21 minutes ago, MrX said:

digging for good players

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

[ChickenNuggets 1622]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

So when a young black man goes to a place that, socially and politically, is actively working against his best interests, I can't say that?

That's pretty fucked up, right there.

you know what's best for a black kid. you tell me. you sound like the racist to me.

[Dilligas 666]

Gotta think Gundy is just saving Gordon for the 2nd half right? Or does he just not think they can run it against this D?

[Rickylovesweed 14251]

Bowman is not good.