The Great Value Red River Shootout: Aggy vs. Okie Lite

[Dilligas 666]

Time for the Playoff preview

[PNWhornsfan 391]

Tuned in just in time to see Okie State doing this to Aggy...

[NoName 16,345]

lol A&M is a 96th percentile success rate on offense good?

[Valmy77 13,195]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

How did we beat OSU by only 28?

We showed class and mercy.

Well that and we couldn't cover their guys on those long passes.

[ousux 5,588]

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

[LTtxfan 49,075]

Gundy in a few years...

[GreenspointTexas 9,573]

Goddamn thats pathetic

[TexasMan 10,849]

Fuck Ollie Gordon's bitch ass 

Edited December 28, 2023 by TexasMan

[NoName 16,345]

Hey you fucks, remind me who just shut Ollie Gordon down a few weeks ago in his last game?

[mdleast 8,289]

aggy just ran out of time this half

[Dennis Taylor 18,741]

Fucking announcers won't stop making excuses for aggy

[DixonHur 11,279]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i should know who this is but i don't

Her name is Wynn Everett....that's about all I know.

[RandomIdoit 655]

[NoName 16,345]

Just now, ousux said:

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

[BachelorTrek 2,961]

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Her name is Wynn Everett....that's about all I know.

Her Less just means More.  Lulz.

Edited December 28, 2023 by BachelorTrek

[JBJ 3,654]

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

Yup.

[ButtFumble 5,162]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

How did we beat OSU by only 28?

they are streaky as fuck this year......they played like complete shit to start the year and could not score worth a shit.....they it seemed they caught fire and has a string of really good games then they got over confident and lazy again after the OU win fucked the duck against UCF, and got lucky that Houston sucked cocks and BYU was off for their game and Texas kind of knocked them back again into WTF mode

[BERT 4,358]

12 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

you know what's best for a black kid. you tell me. you sound like the racist to me.

God damn dude shut the fuck up. Or drink more. 

[Modessit 5,597]

I think we should just call him Mehlko.

[MIkeHoncho 1,901]

5 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Time for the Playoff preview  Penix virtual blowjob

 

[Pimphand 5,659]

Probably my favorite entry so far....

[ABSR 5,290]

One of these little brothers is a real big dumpster fire.

[ousux 5,588]

Just watched a YT of the horns landing in the big easy. Pilot of the American airlines plane opened the cockpit window and waved a Longhorns flag, Christian Jones was the first player down the ladder with an even bigger one.

Fuckin epic and more entertaining than this game.

[NoName 16,345]

OSU needs to tattoo that ass tonight. May not be 77-0 but they need to blow the fucking doors off those guys and run up the score. I hope Ollie gets 500 yards rushing tonight.

[Doze 1,322]

I don't follow A&M football, so I didn't know who Mike Elko was before that excrusiating interview during tonights football game......he seems like a bigger d-bag than Jimbo.  

[Dennis Taylor 18,741]

Hey Trevor Matich...tv is full of retired linemen that have lost a shit load of weight since their playing days. Do you happen to know any of them? Just saying you could maybe ask one of them about that

[Gatorubet 30,166]

8 minutes ago, ousux said:

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

“Nearly unwatchable” just means you need more brown liquor and vape pens…

[Pimphand 5,659]

Pretty mild complaining so far

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

10 minutes ago, ousux said:

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

I think aggy is onto us. Lose lose .

[Dnaguy 11,814]

9 minutes ago, ousux said:

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

Guess you’ll just have to sadsterbate 

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

Keep pouring it on.

[Rimbo 25,893]

11 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Fucking announcers won't stop making excuses for aggy

it's their way

[ButtFumble 5,162]

 

hey does anyone know if this is a record?.......does it go on the wall?

[YChang 3,433]

This aggie ad is horrible 

[Michael Knight 12,955]

lol what  a dumb aggy commerical

[WBT 20,513]

ah, the we're not weird commercial

 

 

 

[bad_teammate 13,182]

"We suck because our good players were desperate to leave, ya stupid sip! That means we're actually good!"

[Dewey 3,284]

That gomer commercial, "we're different", no shit? 

[Horn80 6,111]

5 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I think we should just call him Mehlko.

Michelin Man

[ousux 5,588]

I don't follow A&M football, so I didn't know who Mike Elko was before that excrusiating interview during tonights football game......he seems like a bigger d-bag than Jimbo.  

I don't think he's a D-bag, just a low T excuse of a coach for whats supposed to be a big time CFB program.

[MrX 716]

Don’t worry ERob’s coaching prowess will lead them to a heroic 10 point defeat where only a handful of calls would’ve made the difference. 

[CBHorn 414]

2 minutes ago, Doze said:

I don't follow A&M football, so I didn't know who Mike Elko was before that excrusiating interview during tonights football game......he seems like a bigger d-bag than Jimbo.  

Well Jimbo is a hobbit so that’s not saying much.

[Gatorubet 30,166]

21 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

How can you just assume that with all the diversity on this board?

Yeah, I’m Anglo-Saxon on my dad’s side - but Nordic on my mom’s. 

[OU Sucks 8,786]

4 minutes ago, ousux said:

Just watched a YT of the horns landing in the big easy. Pilot of the American airlines plane opened the cockpit window and waved a Longhorns flag, Christian Jones was the first player down the ladder with an even bigger one.

Fuckin epic and more entertaining than this game.

Shit, we couldn't even get some airstairs?

[Pimphand 5,659]

[DoobieWah 1,424]

 

Did you catch the line in their ad:

"We stick around when things get tough"

 

These guys can barely field a team.

[Brisketexan 104,800]

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

Fucking this. Just lousy football. And aggy isn’t good enough to hang with “lousy.”

And that the OPENING FUCKING LINE of their university ad is “We’re not weird, we just do things…differently” is fucking GOLD. If the first thing you have to say is “we’re not weird,” then you are SERIOUSLY fucking weird.

[ousux 5,588]

“Nearly unwatchable” just means you need more brown liquor and vape pens…

I don't vape, but I do have 3 fingers of wild turkey 101 (uncle left a bottle X-mas day, not bad) within arms reach.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

Yeah, I’m Anglo-Saxon on my dad’s side - but Nordic on my mom’s. 

Pics of mom?

[Doze 1,322]

2 minutes ago, CBHorn said:

Well Jimbo is a hobbit so that’s not saying much.

Technically Jimbo is an oopma loompa.