The Great Value Red River Shootout: Aggy vs. Okie Lite

[Pam Cummings 9,823]

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

NIL was a different form back then? Barry's only other scholarship offer from what we now call the P5 was Iowa State. Even if you try to apply the NIL/Portal era, Barry's only big year was 1988 and went pro the next year. He played behind Thurman in '87 and had like 600 yards and probably wouldn't be big on the NIL/Portal radar of major programs. Not to mention we just retained Ollie Gordon, this year's Doak Walker winner, and he obviously could have made NIL bank somewhere else, so we at least have NIL capabilities to compete on retaining our own players. 

I think Thurman Thomas was recruited by UT and some other big programs, but they wanted to move him to defensive back, he went to OSU because they gave him a shot at RB. It seemed to work out for us.

Fuck aggy.

There's a story about Barry Switzer telling his players not to hurt Thurman Thomas because that meant that Barry Sanders would become the feature back and tear them up even worse.

[Jkwellborn 7,006]

Sweatergawd I just came here to start this thread.  But with a little bit more derisive title.

What title were you gonna use? Inquiring minds and all that.

[Pam Cummings 9,823]

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

He’s a dipshit redneck.  He would adapt very quickly.

He is that, but as far as football, he is an honest guy. And he would give them an honest assessment of everything they do wrong, and what needs to change in order to turn the tide. And we all know how well the powers that be at aggie handle being told that "their way" isn't the very bestest way.

[TOR 6,107]

Too busy to do anything more gooder, maybe someone can work with this.  Or the idea, anyway.

[ousux 5,635]

Didn't think this needed a new thread, but during this reflective time of year it's time to remember we lost the greatest aggy nemesis of all before this season

[NWAustinDude 2,266]

 

[thunderlounge 8,318]

CJK5H

[UTCzech III 2,933]

 

[Doc Daneeka 6,791]

I’m just hoping for an unrelenting curb stomping, regardless of any excuses that will be forthcoming. 

[thunderlounge 8,318]

[n64ra 1,149]

Looking forward to The Little Brother Bowl tonight. If aggy fans close their eyes in NRG Stadium, I'm sure they can imagine it's the CFP national championship game.

[thunderlounge 8,318]

They best clean and sanitize that stadium good, to get all that funk out afterwards.  

[SHOOTER12 8,882]

3 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

OP here you go (credit someone on reddit)

 

+rep to you and to OP for hilarious thread title alone.

[Mikey4 2,484]

Here are some authentic aggy views on Oklahoma State, made during and immediately after the Big 12 title game (i.e., after Texas was destroying Oklahoma State, but before aggy knew it would be playing Oklahoma State in a bowl).   Let's see if they feel the same way after the game tonight...

 

 

 

[Biff Tannen 46,061]

3 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Here are some authentic aggy views on Oklahoma State, made during and immediately after the Big 12 title game (i.e., after Texas was destroying Oklahoma State, but before aggy knew it would be playing Oklahoma State in a bowl).   Let's see if they feel the same way after the game tonight...

 

 

 

The first one alone spells their doom. 

[Valmy77 13,567]

5 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Pat Jones was an idiot....

Heh. I used to watch his coaches show early on Sunday morning on some obscure channel. It was hilarious. He would basically spend he whole show talking about how stupid his own players were.

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The first one alone spells their doom. 

How many SEC teams would lose to Okie State? Oh I will have fun with that quote tonight.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,493]

1 hour ago, UTCzech III said:

 

Someone just got fired for leaking Yormark’s new heel for the WWE conference next season 

[Pimphand 6,266]

6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Heh. I used to watch his coaches show early on Sunday morning on some obscure channel. It was hilarious. He would basically spend he whole show talking about how stupid his own players were.

I thought it was pretty telling they had his high school coach on talking about how their friendship made it into Barry's time in the NFL and while Wayne Fonts didn't have a big role he still got infinite more time than ol Pat did.

[Zeus 6,753]

1 minute ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Someone just got fired for leaking Yormark’s new heel for the WWE conference next season 

Time for BYU vs. Houston!!!111

*glass breaks*

Oh BUY GAWD HERE COMES ARIZONA STATE OH LORD!

[Bullneck 19,454]

Don't know how current this is but I saw aggy at -3.5.  

Isn't that the definition of free money?

 

[Pimphand 6,266]

3 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

There's a story about Barry Switzer telling his players not to hurt Thurman Thomas because that meant that Barry Sanders would become the feature back and tear them up even worse.

There is a link to the clip on YouTube time stamped and all ready to view. I couldn't link it in line because of an NFL films claim.

Just now, Bullneck said:

Don't know how current this is but I saw aggy at -3.5.  

Isn't that the definition of free money?

 

It opened at that but has since moved to the Pokes by 2 yesterday.

[Mez2 4,041]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Okie St is going to run a train on aggie tonight 

Jesus christ putt, keep it in your pants

[YGIFS 19,456]

Stewardess, "Would you like something to read?" 

Football fan/Airplane passenger, "Do you have anything light?" 

Stewardess, "How about this leaflet?  Aggies TaxAct Bowl scholarship depth chart?"  

Football fan/Airplane passenger, "Yes, thank you."  

[thunderlounge 8,318]

The judges would have also accepted:

 

Stewardess, "How about this leaflet?  Aggies National Championships list?" 

[LTtxfan 49,909]

When okie lite are favorites in a game like this they tend to really shit the bed.

Hope Gundy and crew don't put on another South Alabama type performance tonight.  🙄

[NaTeWHO 869]

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

The judges would have also accepted:

 

Stewardess, "How about this leaflet?  Aggies National Championships list?" 

"How about this telegram? aggy National Championship list?"

 

[TonyTexas 10,683]

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

It opened at that but has since moved to the Pokes by 2 yesterday

OSU now -3.5

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,493]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Stewardess, "Would you like something to read?" 

Football fan/Airplane passenger, "Do you have anything light?" 

Stewardess, "How about this leaflet?  Aggies TaxAct Bowl scholarship depth chart?"  

Football fan/Airplane passenger, "Yes, thank you."  

 

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

The judges would have also accepted:

 

Stewardess, "How about this leaflet?  Aggies National Championships list?" 

What kind of airliner are we flying on to have access to Aggy National Championship merch??

[Pimphand 6,266]

I not gonna lie I think my favorite part of the Texas Bowl is going to be the halftime show coverage of the CFP and the subsequent BOMC melt on the texaggy thread.

[InkaUtexas 26,799]

12 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I not gonna lie I think my favorite part of the Texas Bowl is going to be the halftime show coverage of the CFP and the subsequent BOMC melt on the texaggy thread.

Please do a play by play. I won't go over there and catch computer rabies.

[Deej 77,669]

55 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

OSU now -3.5

Burnt Orange Vegas Odds Makers Conspiracy. 

Edited December 28, 2023 by Deej

[Post Oak 20,551]

Was just in Dicks Sporting Goods with my son looking around. Walking down a shoe aisle while some Aggies were walking out and wouldn't you know it.

 

Dorks

 

[F250 29,172]

3 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Here are some authentic aggy views on Oklahoma State, made during and immediately after the Big 12 title game (i.e., after Texas was destroying Oklahoma State, but before aggy knew it would be playing Oklahoma State in a bowl).   Let's see if they feel the same way after the game tonight...

 

 

 

Oh, damn. How I feel about tonight's game after reading those posts.

[pops 7,121]

6 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Was just in Dicks Sporting Goods with my son looking around. Walking down a shoe aisle while some Aggies were walking out and wouldn't you know it.

 

Dorks

 

Rent free. Forever and ever. It's like rent controlled rent free. 

[UTGrad98 2,331]

Thread title made me laugh a lot more than it should.

[Longboard Horn 41,319]

[thunderlounge 8,318]

28 minutes ago, F250 said:

Oh, damn. How I feel about tonight's game after reading those posts.

You feel like streaking through the quad?

[F250 29,172]

10 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

You feel like streaking through the quad?

Ask me in about 3 hours after the alcohol kicks in.

[horn4life 3,829]

Does RRS in this game mean Red Runny Shit?

 

Just askin?

[Jiggy-Z 3,506]

I'm just going to follow the game on thus thread instead of tv.

[TexArcher 38,816]

5 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

 

Seems like the Big 12's hate for Texas is so strong that they're actually rooting for aggy out of spite, even against one of their own, which is pretty much the aggy-est thing ever.

[Deej 77,669]

Yormark's pussy is still hurting from the Big 12 trophy presentation. 

[Teryor 4,965]

They're too busy getting prepared to play for a REAL football coach, sick of that ERob hype! They'll all be back on the roster next year!

[DFW Horn 6,637]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Seems like the Big 12's hate for Texas is so strong that they're actually rooting for aggy out of spite, even against one of their own, which is pretty much the aggy-est thing ever.

It's probably just some regarded Big 12 intern who posted it. Didn't know which fuckin' team is actually in the league.

[Doc Daneeka 6,791]

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

They're too busy getting prepared to play for a REAL football coach, sick of that ERob hype! They'll all be back on the roster next year!

Is that 9 of the possible 55 scholarship guys they were talking about having? I want to revel in their misery but not get close enough to get any on me. 

[WBT 20,884]

They had to becuck themselves to E-Rob to keep the roster together!

Going to be even tougher for aggy now playing with 50% less Shemar.

[chainsaw 10,243]

What does it say about aggy and okie lite that Barry Sanders would rather be in the broadcast booth in San Diego than watching his alma mater

[ousux 5,635]

BDF! BDF! BDF!

[Mikey4 2,484]

Who cares how many players are out. We're talking about one of the most storied programs in the fucking S-E-C going up against....a little 12 runner up?? This will be a bloodbath, right? Right??!

[InkaUtexas 26,799]

Let the fun begin!