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2023 Duke's Mayo Bowl - North Carolina vs. West Virginia


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Posted
1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

We got some shovin, we got boat coaches yelling, great catch I’m off work drinking. Boys we got us a football game 

I missed the boat coaches. Was there a regatta between quarters that I missed?

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12 minutes ago, SameSame said:

That is puke worthy.  Mayonnaise belongs on a couple things and they goddamn sure ain’t nachos.

I'd eat em.

I mean... I haven't had anything to eat in a couple of days while fighting off this food poisoning, spending half my time on the shitter and the rest wishing the pain would end, so now I'm starving and ornery as fuck and frankly just downing an entire Costco sized bucket of mayo sounds delicious to me right now.

food poisoning: worst Christmas present ever

so yeah I'd wolf that shit right now and ask for seconds

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9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'd eat em.

I mean... I haven't had anything to eat in a couple of days while fighting off this food poisoning, spending half my time on the shitter and the rest wishing the pain would end, so now I'm starving and ornery as fuck and frankly just downing an entire Costco sized bucket of mayo sounds delicious to me right now.

food poisoning: worst Christmas present ever

so yeah I'd wolf that shit right now and ask for seconds

I feel ya man but pretty sure that would just make shit even worse for me. I spent Christmas Eve puking my guts out. Quick way to be down another 5lbs at least, though not the preferred method for getting there.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Goddamn crime against humanity

 

Fuck that, it's just making me hungrier. Don't knock it til ya tried it.

ANYWAY... beautiful INT there.

too bad WVU couldn't do anything about it

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Posted
Just now, satyanash said:

North Carolina has nearly 300 total yards of offense... and just 10 points.

That's the kind of stat that just scares you to death.

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Posted
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

It’s a neat deal for the kids.

I'm just catching on to the fact that Mack dubbed this the Opportunity Bowl. 

 

Orange Slice Bowl

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Posted (edited)

I've never seen so many mayo/mustard-eating cutaways during a bowl game (or anywhere) in my life.

 

 

/I was hot and I was hungry, okay!

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Posted
1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

“Brown sugar bourbon mustard.”

I’m listening.

“On a donut.”

I’m calling the police.

They will confiscate the donuts.

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Posted
2 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

Am I weird for cheering for Mack Brown bc I wanna see him doused in that nasty ass creamy mayo..

Well your mayo wishes are on life support at this point.

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

It’s a shame the Longhorns couldn’t give Mack Brown such a send off.

aggy actually wins the coach sendoff with Jimbo's payout for years of subpar performance.  No amount of mayo money shot could top that.

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