2023 Cotton Bowl - Ohio State vs. Missouri

[Helobious 9464]

Mizzou is fucking horrible

[Horn80 6131]

Missouri players sure love running out of bounds.

[Hank Kingsley 20996]

Brady Cook just scrambled out of a clean pocket. Completely freaking out over a basic defense. 

Edited December 30, 2023 by Hank Kingsley

[Dnaguy 12023]

Just now, mdmost said:

This is some exciting should be a Big 10 matchup type game

Kirk Ferentz:

[DFW Horn 6135]

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s no longer coached that way since punters got better at hang time and getting bounces close to the goal line. You’ll see lots of PRs fair catch inside the 5 now and casually jog off, no coaches on their ass. Personally I’d take a chance on letting it go on a bounce but most coaches would rather save the net 2-3 yards of field position instead of taking a shot at a touchback for some reason. 

IDK if punters have gotten any better at hang time. Is that statistic even measured accurately?

I'd still take my chances on a favorable bounce rather than a fair catch inside the 10.

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

and then the mizzou cover guys fucking grabs a ball that is about to bounce another 3-6 yards closer to the endzone...

[nycHorn 3038]

Missouri kinda seems like a stupid team.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, DFW Horn said:

IDK if punters have gotten any better at hang time. Is that statistic even measured accurately?

I'd still take my chances on a favorable bounce rather than a fair catch inside the 10.

It’s not even so much the hang time as the bounce. They’re a lot better at that than they used to be. 

[derp 764]

I’m sorry, he what’d him off?

 

 

[Jive Turkey 12635]

this is terrible football.

[AeroHorn 754]

holding not called

[Zeus 6109]

Texas has Jerad heard and swoops play decent offense and have success. 
 

They throw this #33 out there he sucks and twists his ankle lol

 

oh look big 12 refs miss more calls

 holding and intentional grounding

[Dnaguy 12023]

“They got away with a hold”

 

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

IDK if punters have gotten any better at hang time. Is that statistic even measured accurately?

I'd still take my chances on a favorable bounce rather than a fair catch inside the 10.

I dont mind one caught at the 7,8,9   but that dude knew damn well he was inside the 5 and called it, catching it at the 4.

 

 

AND HOLY HOLD batman.  I know the big 12 is blind to them but even they cant miss a take down from behind--- right???

[BurntOrange&White 39940]

Derek Anderson's crew is the same crew we had vs Houston where their OL tackled our defenders all game.

[BurntEyes 6006]

I've come up with my "win" in this game.

I want it to stay close enough so the Big 12 refs blow a call, completely fuck over one of these team, badly.

Send their fans into a tail spin and maybe get some national recognition on the epic level of stupidity we've faced for years.

That's my win!

[mdmost 43014]

You spend all that money for flights, hotel, game tickets, parking, food, and alcohol just to watch 3-0 in the first half. But you just had to go to JerryWorld. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12457]

Unless one of OSU's QB'S takes a huuuuge step in the off-season, they are absolutely fucked, regardless of who is on their schedule. They look like run over dog shit. 

[DixonHur 11346]

Yikes, who's OSUs 4th string QB?  This kid is going to get himself killed running like that

[SameSame 1705]

Goddamn fellas what are we even doing out here?

[Doc Sam Beckett 5797]

Might need to take a second out on the house and put it all on Bama. The Big 10 is fraudulent 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

how is mizzou 10-2?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12457]

Mookie Cooper 

[Dnaguy 12023]

4 minutes ago, derp said:

I’m sorry, he what’d him off?

 

I think the kids name is Jackson Hoff… no?

[4th&Five 41572]

The SEC east is a pile of shit and Georgia. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5214]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Unless one of OSU's QB'S takes a huuuuge step in the off-season, they are absolutely fucked, regardless of who is on their schedule. They look like run over dog shit. 

If the Mizzou QB portals to tosu, he might finish better than 8th in the Heisman voting.

[Pimphand 5822]

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This is some exciting should be a Big 10 matchup type game

We been spending most our lives living in a Punter's Paradise

First downs once or twice living in a Punter's Paradise.

 

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

wow the blind big 12 refs actually saw that

[DFW Horn 6135]

I hope to hell none of our players wear that stupid "SEC Graduate" patch.

Just give 'em a University Seal or Texas-Ex patch instead.

 

[PittsburghTiger 6192]

Stupidity on steroids on that punt

[Funk Doctor Spock 12457]

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

If the Mizzou QB portals to tosu, he might finish better than 8th in the Heisman voting.

And there's their replacement to finally get over the hump to beat Michigan! 

[WBT 20649]

*punting

[Nicole44 22072]

10 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Kirk Ferentz:

You know he’s at home right now. With his one tv in the house watching this game. A third of a cup into his eggnog and telling anyone within earshot “Iowa can win this game. Defense matters. This game is living proof.” Cue his neighbor stretching saying he’d better get home now he’s had too much nog and saying goodnight and starting his tractor. 

Edited December 30, 2023 by Nicole44

[Bevo&Pevo 5214]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

wow the blind big 12 refs actually saw that

NOT SO FAST!

[pops 7006]

From what I've seen of tosu this year.... they aren't missing a beat at the qb position. They all fucking suck. 

[Deej 76873]

Just now, Pimphand said:

We been spending most our lives living in a Punter's Paradise

First downs once or twice living in a Punter's Paradise.

 

[Jive Turkey 12635]

i think DeSoto could go out there and wax either of these teams.

[Hank Kingsley 20996]

Send both teams home on a Goodyear Blimp after the game. 

[TexArcher 37997]

Wish I was tired enough to take a nap.

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

NOT SO FAST!

"actually saw that block in the back"

[Dnaguy 12023]

Big12 refs:

Not a penalty in Missouri… actually it’s on OSU!

it is the WWE!

Ha!

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

Next year, when the CFP goes to 12 teams, will this cause some highly draftable players not to opt out and play, with the hope of playing for a national championship?

[PittsburghTiger 6192]

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Send both teams home on a Goodyear Blimp after the game. 

Halftime, perhaps?

[Sealtm6 35]

These teams are playing like East Texas State or Delta State. 

[Longboard Horn 40417]

This game is ass. Defenses are decent, but offenses are trash. At this point I'd rather watch a replay of the Giants Jets game

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

if I am mizz here i sell the fuck out on getting a safety on 3rd,  or on 4th a blocked punt

[AbeFroman 2201]

I like it, if you can't play good football, at least start beating the shit out of each other.

[Bevo&Pevo 5214]

Is 3-2 possible?

[TexArcher 37997]

Mizzou has to know better than to get into that pushing and shoving.  It's 15 yards on you, or 3 inches on them.

[LTtxfan 49326]