Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?

[sheeeit 129]

16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Did you just make this up?

He was working from a prepared speech.  It was written down.  Are you suggesting that his staff does not proof read his prepared statements multiple times?  You think he wrote it himself and hid it from everyone?  Do you think the word cannibal was written on his paper he was referencing?

[locodos 5387]

5 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

Stupid is as stupid types.  "everything else was demonstrably correct".  Your words.  What was demonstrably correct about "they couldn't find the body because there were cannibals for real in that part of new guinea"  Yes they couldn't find the body and yes there were cannibals in that part of new guinea.  Those two statements are demonstrably correct.  But "they couldn't find the body BECAUSE there were cannibals" is demonstrably incorrect. 

Lets play this out a bit.  Do you think Biden has told that story before and been corrected by his staff or do you think that was the first time he ever told the story publicly?

Do you have to turn down the radio to tie your shoes?

[InkaUtexas 25859]

Woke and Toke boys, woke and toke.

[Your Mom 4805]

6 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

Your words.  What was demonstrably correct about "they couldn't find the body because there were cannibals for real in that part of new guinea" 

You did it again.  Those weren’t his words.  

[Red Five 40836]

Just now, sheeeit said:

He was working from a prepared speech.  It was written down.  Are you suggesting that his staff does not proof read his prepared statements multiple times?  You think he wrote it himself and hid it from everyone?  Do you think the word cannibal was written on his paper he was referencing?

I'm going to take this as a "yes". You created a situation in your head where Biden was "allowed" to tell the story, but was told UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES! was he to use a certain word. But then he did! Can you believe it?? 

(all made up)

[mdmost 42999]

All the strange conspiratorial or downright terrible things RFK Jr says about vaccines, autism, Covid 19, his father's assassination, and his in general being a Putin puppet and you still think he's a great option for president? Tells me everything I need to know, sheeit Rodgers. 

[sheeeit 129]

25 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

When all you're left with is faux disdain, you should drop out of the argument.

When you come into an argument and mis represent what the other sides argument is and then use the wrong clip to further your argument and then go full retard about someone that wasnt even the subject of the argument then the kindest thing anyone can do for you is offer faux disdain.

[immamac 42835]

Just now, sheeeit said:

When you come into an argument and mis represent what the other sides argument is and then use the wrong clip to further your argument and then go full retard about someone that wasnt even the subject of the argument then the kindest thing anyone can do for you is offer faux disdain.

what exactly did you start this thread for?

Joe Biden has mush for brains, noted. 

Anything else in particular here of note?

[fattyflattie 4639]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Joe Biden has mush for brains, noted. 

 

This is heavily contested. 

[immamac 42835]

Just now, fattyflattie said:

This is heavily contested. 

he's old as fuck and has nowhere near the cognitive function of even 4 years ago. This isn't hard. 

I wasn't saying this thread was threadworthy, quite the opposite, why is this it's own thread? You can post in the joe biden thread and argue about it there. WTF is this thread.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

[Goredho 17394]

3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The six words that always precede the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard.

Six?  I only needed sheeeit said:

[C-Man 27184]

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

he's old as fuck and has nowhere near the cognitive function of even 4 years ago. This isn't hard. 

I wasn't saying this thread was threadworthy, quite the opposite, why is this it's own thread? You can post in the joe biden thread and argue about it there. WTF is this thread.

Because a large swath of the GOP, for certain the MAGA part of it, is dis-ingenous at best and rotten-to-the-core evil at worst and would rather lead a shitty, autocratic/fascist/dictatorial nation than partner or (gasp!) support the greatest democracy the world has ever seen. Threads like these are the little fuck-fuck games they play to achieve those goals.

Has Joe Biden lost his fastball? 100%. Are things going pretty well for US, all things considered? Absolutely. Whoever you want to say is leading the US at the moment seems to be doing a pretty fucking good job, again all things considered. But no, let's consider electing a brainworm-infected conspiracy theorist whose own family has publicly disavowed him politically (at least) or perhaps a 90+ times indicted, rape convicted, national security risk, potential Putin kompromat, diarrhea-of-the-mouth flim-flam man instead.

These SHOULD NOT BE LEGITIMATE OPTIONS in this day and age in this country. Period. End of story. Biden might not the best person we could get to be POTUS but he's damn sure better than these other two complete pieces of shit who are going to be on the ballot. One last thing. I can say with complete certainty that should Biden prevail this fall, he will voluntarily vacate the White House in 2029. I can't say the same for the other major party candidate. That should be the ONLY thing that matters right now.

[sheeeit 129]

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm going to take this as a "yes". You created a situation in your head where Biden was "allowed" to tell the story, but was told UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES! was he to use a certain word. But then he did! Can you believe it?? 

(all made up)

Nice dodge.  Only two things are possible.  His staff wrote his remarks and included the word cannibal (which seems highly unlikely because his staff is not senile and would be able to easily fact check the story and know that there was no possible way that cannibals played any role whatsoever in the body recovery of his uncle and they would know that if he used the word he would come off as a senile old man which they are trying desperately to avoid) or Biden went off script.  Lets assume Biden told his staff the story because how else would they even know about it?  I find it hard to believe that when he told his staff the story that he left out the cannibal part and hopefully even the craziest of you would agree that the staff would not include the word cannibal in his prepared remarks.  Heck maybe he didn't tell them about the cannibal part and just sprung it on them live.  I can not imagine the instant dread felt by every member of his team when they heard him say it. 

So that is why I think he was told not to use the word cannibal.  If I am wrong then the alternative is 100X worse.

[immamac 42835]

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Because a large swath of the GOP, for certain the MAGA part of it, is dis-ingenous at best and rotten-to-the-core evil at worst and would rather lead a shitty, autocratic/fascist/dictatorial nation than partner or (gasp!) support the greatest democracy the world has ever seen. Threads like these are the little fuck-fuck games they play to achieve those goals.

Has Joe Biden lost his fastball? 100%. Are things going pretty well for US, all things considered? Absolutely. Whoever you want to say is leading the US at the moment seems to be doing a pretty fucking good job, again all things considered. But no, let's consider electing a brainworm-infected conspiracy theorist whose own family has publicly disavowed him politically (at least) or perhaps a 90+ times indicted, rape convicted, national security risk, potential Putin kompromat, diarrhea-of-the-mouth flim-flam man instead.

These SHOULD NOT BE LEGITIMATE OPTIONS in this day and age in this country. Period. End of story. Biden might not the best person we could get to be POTUS but he's damn sure better than these other two complete pieces of shit who are going to be on the ballot. One last thing. I can say with complete certainty that should Biden prevail this fall, he will voluntarily vacate the White House in 2029. I can't say the same for the other major party candidate. That should be the ONLY thing that matters right now.

Yeah but why is this a thread and not in the Joe Biden or presidential election thread. 

[Js1 85275]

Just now, immamac said:

Yeah but why is this a thread and not in the Joe Biden or presidential election thread. 

Because somebody wanted attention.  Don't you have the power to just....move it? 

[Willfully Horn 8001]

2 hours ago, sheeeit said:

I love this place sometimes.  There are 2 different clips of this.  One where Biden is walking and talking with the press and one where he is inside giving a riveting campain speech.  I quoted the speech where he was inside.  I posted it twice.  You guys keep quoting from the impromptu speech outside.  In the official speech he gave inside his exact words (still laughing that someone called me out for saying almost exactly because I eliminated the weird pauses) were the following-

"And he got shot down in new guinea and uh they never found the body because there used to be uh a lot of cannibals for real in that part of new guinea"

Spin away.

You might have quoted a different speech, but the clip you offered is the one for which I posted the transcript. Be better.

[Red Five 40836]

6 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

Nice dodge.

So you created an imaginary conversation between Biden and his team, and posted it as if it was something that actually happened. Got it. 

Biden perhaps getting some details wrong about an 80 year old story makes me so mad, because it just reminds me of the time he stood on stage with Putin and sided with Russia over America. Oh wait hold on, now it's my memory that's failing. That was the previous twice-impeached, charged with 91 felony counts and found liable of sexual assault president.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah but why is this a thread and not in the Joe Biden or presidential election thread. 

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Because somebody wanted attention. 

And apparently was  high and/or perhaps lacks certain skills related to organization, comprehension, analyzing, and logic.

[Dahobbs 17525]

44 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

But "they couldn't find the body BECAUSE there were cannibals" is demonstrably incorrect. 

Umm, actually, it isn't. We don't have any definitive evidence what happened to his body. Most likely it ended up at the bottom of the ocean and consumed by sea life. But, it could also have floated to shore and been eaten by cannibals. Again, you're making a mountain out of a very modest embellishment of his family's history. Of the list of top offenses by a sitting President, I'd wager it rates slightly above eating fancy mustard, slightly below wearing a tan suit, and at least 100,000,000 spots below almost every single thing Donald Trump did or said as President. 

[Parliament 14239]

If we all work together, we can make this the most neg-repped OP ever.

[Foosters 17828]

I'll posrep all of his posts on this thread if he can just explain why RFK's pro-Putin, anti-science, and anti-Semitic positions are not disqualifying.

Edited April 18 by Foosters

[sheeeit 129]

28 minutes ago, immamac said:

what exactly did you start this thread for?

Joe Biden has mush for brains, noted. 

Anything else in particular here of note?

Like I said.  I saw something about this on tiktok, which is not exactly a bastion of truth and accuracy.  It sounded so over the top crazy that I decided to look it up and found out that it was, in fact, true.  I found that simply amazing.  This isn't I graduated in the top half of my law school or some other Biden embellishment.  For me, telling a family story abou fucking cannabilism that is so easily disproven is a mental acuity line being crossed that I had never seen before from Biden.  I can not invision any politician (even bat shit crazies like MTG or SJL but certainly not a head of state) short of maybe Kim Jong telling a story involving cannabilsm that was so easily proven to be untrue.  I don't follow this stuff as closely as most of these guys do.  I knew Biden was losing it a bit and have seen clips of him looking confused etc.  And most politicians will embellish their own history including academic prowess or business prowess or athletic prowess or whatever.  I undertsand why they do that to make themselves look better.  To me, this was different.  It was Fonzi jumping the shark. 

If you were talking to some old man and he told you his uncle was shot down in WW2 over new guinea and that they never recovered his body because of cannibals, your first thought would probably be that that is an amazing story.  If you then looked it up and you found that the story was not true and that cannibals had nothing to do with not recovering the body you would probably think that that old man had completely lost it.  Why bring up cannibals at all?  You for sure would not think that old man was the POTUS.

[sheeeit 129]

23 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah but why is this a thread and not in the Joe Biden or presidential election thread. 

OK  My bad on that.  Feel free to move it.

[SydneyCarton 48054]

14 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I'll posrep all of his posts on this thread if he can just explain why RFK's pro-Putin, anti-science, and anti-Semitic positions are not disqualifying.

I'll take a stab:

"Becuase I believe all of those things are good things!"

[HornOnTheBayou 8905]

27 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

This is the GOP version of what we saw last month with the taking the "blood bath" remark out of context and out of implication and running with it as a smear tactic becaues it's been slow and need to fire up the base about something before the weekend, methinks.

 

Oh fuck off, you "both sides" troll. Trump purposefully attempted to stoke a blood bath to keep power in 2020. Any remarks made by him about that should be taken seriously. As far as I know, President Biden has never eaten another human. 

[fattyflattie 4639]

2 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

As far as I know, President Biden has never eaten another human. 

No, his uncle was eaten. After being shot down.   It’s not that difficult to follow. 

[Gatorubet 30185]

9 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Oh fuck off, you "both sides" troll. Trump purposefully attempted to stoke a blood bath to keep power in 2020. Any remarks made by him about that should be taken seriously. As far as I know, President Biden has never eaten another human. 

See his other thought turds

On 2/21/2024 at 10:43 AM, BeardIP said:

I guess. I mean, Ukraine is ultimately going to lose and tons of money and lives will be wasted, but yes they are fighting the good fight and being a good proxy for the West.

 

[sheeeit 129]

24 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Umm, actually, it isn't. We don't have any definitive evidence what happened to his body. Most likely it ended up at the bottom of the ocean and consumed by sea life. But, it could also have floated to shore and been eaten by cannibals. Again, you're making a mountain out of a very modest embellishment of his family's history. Of the list of top offenses by a sitting President, I'd wager it rates slightly above eating fancy mustard, slightly below wearing a tan suit, and at least 100,000,000 spots below almost every single thing Donald Trump did or said as President. 

Like I said I do love this place.  The fact that you even typed "But, it could also have floated to shore and been eaten by cannibals" is just proof of how deranged some of you get.  So a plane goes down and the lone survivor gets rescued many hours later.  There are no other bodies around.  They search the area for hours looking but find nothing.  But you suggested that sometime later the body came loose from the wreck and washed up on a beach.  And further that some cannibals found it and decided to eat a many days old dead and decomposing body that was completely infected.  You truly think that is possible?  Even cannibals dont eat many days old rotten infested human remains.  LOL

[Red Five 40836]

"Obama thinks there are 57 states" energy here. 

[Dahobbs 17525]

2 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

Like I said I do love this place.  The fact that you even typed "But, it could also have floated to shore and been eaten by cannibals" is just proof of how deranged some of you get.  So a plane goes down and the lone survivor gets rescued many hours later.  There are no other bodies around.  They search the area for hours looking but find nothing.  But you suggested that sometime later the body came loose from the wreck and washed up on a beach.  And further that some cannibals found it and decided to eat a many days old dead and decomposing body that was completely infected.  You truly think that is possible?  Even cannibals dont eat many days old rotten infested human remains.  LOL

I agree. You're deranged.

[ChiTownDoc 21141]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Why can’t the MAGAtards and Kennedysuckers just ever walk away when they’re wrong or look stupid?

You weren’t high. You were huffing Trump taint and GOP drugs so hard last night. 

Let's ignore the trolls and enjoy the fact that CrackheadKennedy is absolutely going to cost fuckstain more votes than Biden.  

As for the trolls, everyone should get one post to make fun of them, that's it.  Then we move on.  We are civilized, like Barkley in those old Right Guard commercials.  Act like it. 

[sheeeit 129]

36 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I'll posrep all of his posts on this thread if he can just explain why RFK's pro-Putin, anti-science, and anti-Semitic positions are not disqualifying.

In any other election they would abolutely be disqualifying.  But what to do when you only have 3 choices and all of them have disqualifying issues.  Trumps are the most disqualifying.  Between Biden and RFK I am leaning towards RFK.  He has positions that I think are incredibly stupid but he at least has explanations for them.  As far as I can tell RFK is not clinically mentally impaired.  Biden is.  We have all seen family/friends in this state.  He is going to be 10x worse a year from now and I can not imagine any scenario he makes it for 4 years.  So when he inevitably has to go it will be a massive shit show and horrible for the country.  We will wind up with an unelected POTUS and the fallout will be devastating.  We can easily withstand 4 years of RFK.  Some of his positions are ridiculous but none of them would have even a .000001% chance of getting approved by congress or the courts.   He gets a lame duck 4 years and then hopefully the parties run solid candidates in 2028. 

[mdmost 42999]

1 minute ago, sheeeit said:

As far as I can tell RFK is not clinically mentally impaired. 

I guess there weren't any Tik Toks you saw that showed this? That dumbass makes up shit all the time, be it about Covid, Fauci, vaccines, Ukraine. But no, he's totally stable. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13570]

I like turtles.

[Sawbonz 27537]

3 hours ago, locodos said:

Yeah it's not like he thought the colonials had airports

Or that Lee told his forces “never fight uphill” lol 

[InkaUtexas 25859]

12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

In before classics.

 

Called it

[texasdago 7567]

[RomaVicta 29902]

2 hours ago, sheeeit said:

When you come into an argument and mis represent what the other sides argument is and then use the wrong clip to further your argument and then go full retard about someone that wasnt even the subject of the argument then the kindest thing anyone can do for you is offer faux disdain.

Irony deafness is never sad or funny.

 

[Sawbonz 27537]

4 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

What is the specific detail of his recounting of this story that you think qualifies as anything above a very minor gaffe?

There is no gaffe. Unless you think it is slightly racist to call cannibals who lived in New Guinea cannibals. He neither said nor implied his uncle was eaten

[babysdaddy 2719]

Just now, Sawbonz said:

There is no gaffe. Unless you think it is slightly racist to call cannibals who lived in New Guinea cannibals. He neither said nor implied his uncle was eaten

 

 

[tigol 2395]

What gets lost among all the right wing crying over student loan forgiveness is that, at least in previous rounds (not sure on this one), these were loans that SHOULD HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN ALREADY. By the terms of the loans when they originated.  The government just wasn’t following through on those terms. Biden made it happen. That’s why conservatives can't stop him. 
 
Also, the fact that people don’t see why this is a good thing overall is stunning. Well not that stunning. But it’s sad. People against this are just petty. 

I got caught in this.

I refinanced my loan when I was advised that forgiveness would “never happen.” I was paying over 6% for a grad school loan for a public health degree. Refinanced to 4%. I still owe. I still work in public health and have for over 20 years. I more than qualify but cannot move my loan back.

[immamac 42835]

@sheeeit time to move on,  you are bordering on trolling at this point. 

[HenryJames 66037]

[Sawbonz 27537]

12 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

 

 

He literally never said his uncle was eaten by cannibals jfc

[Sawbonz 27537]

Sheeit has about 20 posts over the past 4 pages that are 100% trolling. He has 210 rep points. Shouldn’t take much time or effort to fix the glitch

[LTbear 4168]

5 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Your claim is this hasn’t happened, correct?

Point on the doll where Biden hurt you. Note you'll need to remove your finger from Trump's prostate to do so. 

[LTbear 4168]

2 hours ago, sheeeit said:

 As far as I can tell RFK is not clinically mentally impaired.  

Then you're really not paying attention, and thus your opinion on the matter is useless.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

@sheeeit time to move on,  you are bordering on trolling at this point. 

"Bordering" is very generous phrasing.

[immamac 42835]

Being a moron isn't trolling. Being a moron and being shown you are being a moron and continuing to be a moron is trolling. 

[Captainant 27631]

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Being a moron isn't trolling. Being a moron and being shown you are being a moron and continuing to be a moron is trolling.