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What Joe Biden just did is not easy. RBG couldn’t do it. Feinstein couldn’t do it. And their refusals made the country worse. This is a historic act of humility.   His presidency has b

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3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Who has it better than us? 

GDP report out tomorrow. I’m guessing it won’t show looming ruhsession but it should’ve certainly, definitely happened by now, cause vibes.

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Yeah but my gas was a lot cheaper when a million people were dying from Covid and no one could drive anywhere. 

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Biden is President and obviously can make comments to the press like calling some voters garbage. However he and his team know that you shouldn’t interfere in a race that you weren’t asked to comment.

As an aside I can’t imagine where we would be right now if Biden was still running. Besides preparing for a red wave.

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28 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Biden is President and obviously can make comments to the press like calling some voters garbage. However he and his team know that you shouldn’t interfere in a race that you weren’t asked to comment.

As an aside I can’t imagine where we would be right now if Biden was still running. Besides preparing for a red wave.

He called Hinchliffe garbage. If you wanna fall for MAGA bullshit, that's on you. 

But I agree he needs to shut the fuck up for the next 6 days. 

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Turns out Joey Stonks had enough strength to take the dagger out his back from Pelosi and placed it square into Kamala. This sacrifice had the stock market singing in unison and has given us wealth like never before. 

Relentless motor. Lunch pail guy. Gym rat. 

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35 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Turns out Joey Stonks had enough strength to take the dagger out his back from Pelosi and placed it square into Kamala. This sacrifice had the stock market singing in unison and has given us wealth like never before. 

Relentless motor. Lunch pail guy. Gym rat. 

Where's that Biden doing bicep curls meme but for eliminating Kamala and installing JD Vance?

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24 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

DJIA and S&P 500 went through the roof yesterday.  Joey Stonks did that (got Trump elected)

It's been going through the roof for four years.  It will continue until Trump starts with his policies.

Also, the DJIA is not the economy.

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25 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

DJIA and S&P 500 went through the roof yesterday.  Joey Stonks did that (got Trump elected)

Yes, that was quite literally Stassney's joke.

Euro didn't used to be this dumb.  Donald Trump has degraded the average conservative IQ by at least 10-15 points. 

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I mean, honestly, everyone knew this was coming. 4 years of pretty much nothing but setting new highs in the market: "The numbers aren't real. We're setting ourselves up for a depression."

Post-election bump after Trump wins: "Wow, what a market!"

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I mean, honestly, everyone knew this was coming. 4 years of pretty much nothing but setting new highs in the market: "The numbers aren't real. We're setting ourselves up for a depression."

Post-election bump after Trump wins: "Wow, what a market!"

And the inevitable depression caused by their policies will be blamed on Dems who oppose them and the entire MSM will help lead the charge.

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Greatest Economy the world has ever seen…in one day.  

If you didn't realize that Stassney was doing that as a bit in response to your lot doing the same from 2016-2019, I don't know what to tell you.

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1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

If you didn't realize that Stassney was doing that as a bit in response to your lot doing the same from 2016-2019, I don't know what to tell you.

Dude.  His bit was literally in response to me making the same(in reverse) joke over and over when the stock market had a down day the first year or so of Joe’s administration.  My jokes were in response to somebody else who claimed every up day was because of Joe.  Which I believe started because Trump loves to brag on stock gains.

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Dude.  His bit was literally in response to me making the same(in reverse) joke over and over when the stock market had a down day the first year or so of Joe’s administration.  My jokes were in response to somebody else who claimed every up day was because of Joe.  Which I believe started because Trump loves to brag on stock gains.

Gotcha. Never visiting this board prior to Nov 2020. Mea culpa.

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2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Dude.  His bit was literally in response to me making the same(in reverse) joke over and over when the stock market had a down day the first year or so of Joe’s administration.  My jokes were in response to somebody else who claimed every up day was because of Joe.  Which I believe started because Trump loves to brag on stock gains.

Shhh!  Lol. 

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@EuroHornwith the swing and miss. Kamala lost her election. Badly. Not even close. Embarrassingly pathetic display. Straight to retirement, no book deal. The cope put on display by others saying it’s Joe’s fault is people exercising their right to be stupid.

@Incredulity is on target. Previous work by others in the Hill Dawg will never be President thread was also inspiration to keep up the effort. His ability to not recognize a buying opportunity is unmatched. That recession is just around the corner, I’m positive this time.

 

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Also, I am transitioning from face to heel. Tweener, if you care. Single issue stock market voter.

As we are about to again have a WWE Hall of Famer President, I fully endorse the wrestling lingo in politics

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I feel like I am being held hostage by both the identity politics left and the misogynist right,

A) this will do absolutely nothing about the pats on the back about "making history!" when we are about to be hearded into hell. I rather these people pay the same price we are all going to pay.

B) If you are going to do this do it early in the campaign so she can implement handouts, not that she would have because she refused to campaign correctly.

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Somewhere I saw the recommendation for Joe to step down, but the reason was that Kamala would become the 47th president, and make Trump 48. That would make all his dumb '47 hats and agenda 47 stuff off by 1, which would be funny. It's petty, but I can't say it wouldn't make me chuckle.

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Pelosi's coup already gave her the nomination, feeding into every DEI point Republicans had. Biden's job right now is to rig the remaining House elections.

If I am reading this nyt article right, Joe moved on pelosi and forced Kamala on them. Might just be deflection though. 

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Somewhere I saw the recommendation for Joe to step down, but the reason was that Kamala would become the 47th president, and make Trump 48. That would make all his dumb '47 hats and agenda 47 stuff off by 1, which would be funny. It's petty, but I can't say it wouldn't make me chuckle.

This is spiteful, horrible, useless, and it appeals to me.

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Biden needs to start issuing popular (relatively) policies via executive order. Even act on them before a federal judge stops them. Want to write off student debt? Mail out the checks. Don’t announce the exec order until after the checks start getting cashed and media starts hearing about them. See if Trump has the balls to attempt to roll back the amounts or charge them via taxes.

perhaps wait until the last federal judges are confirmed.

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