Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?

[Js1 87181]

17 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

Who is actually in charge? If he’s too mentally incompetent to be charged with crimes then he should resign immediately

If he’s not actually in charge, who is actually negotiating with Congressional Republicans and why hasn’t McConnell or Johnson told the world that Biden isn’t actually in charge? Why did Kevin McCarthy constantly say privately that Biden was hosing them in negotiations and is mentally formidable?  Seems to be a big disconnect between what they’re saying privately (or not saying) and the narrative that he’s old and feeble. 

[Dahobbs 18318]

20 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

Who is actually in charge? If he’s too mentally incompetent to be charged with crimes then he should resign immediately

I've actually heard Biden speak. He is clearly plenty sharp and has great responses to questions. Giving the refusal to press charges, I'm quite confident the memory issues stated in the report are solely there as a red meat for Republican voters. 

[Willfully Horn 8261]

11 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 Trump was uniquely bad.  Haley would be GHWB, Dole, GWB, McCain, Romney.  One was a threat to the existence of our country.  One is not.   

I’d like to believe you. But, SCOTUS Calvinball, Alabama congressional districts, Harris County, and Wisconsin state, shenanigans, etc lead me to believe this existential threat to our country is not Trump specific.

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2692]

what dafuq??? That is fucking insane that the special counsel did that shit in the report. I don't know anything about him, now I'm going to look at who this cocksucker is.

[Redneck Mutha 8176]

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

2 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

what dafuq??? That is fucking insane that the special counsel did that shit in the report. I don't know anything about him, now I'm going to look at who this cocksucker is.

Rehnquist clerk, to start with. 

[dieucla98 2961]

21 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 Trump was uniquely bad.  Haley would be GHWB, Dole, GWB, McCain, Romney.  One was a threat to the existence of our country.  One is not.   

I don't think Republicans deserve any benefit of the doubt after the last 8 years. They are who we think they are and we shouldn't fall for the ruse. 

[Biff Tannen 46164]

7 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I’d like to believe you. But, SCOTUS Calvinball, Alabama congressional districts, Harris County, and Wisconsin state, shenanigans, etc lead me to believe this existential threat to our country is not Trump specific.

This is my point

[elfenix 34749]

Meanwhile, China Joe really helping out his puppet masters in the Chinese Communist Party

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The U.S. imported a total of $427.2 billion from China last year, a roughly 20% decrease from the year before, according to the Bureau of Economic Analysis

 

 

Edited February 9 by elfenix
Why the fuck can’t I paste the link

[Neonmoon 38130]

Interesting 

[Brandywine 1330]

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Merrick Garland should resign for being stupid enough to appoint this obvious GOP ratfucker. 

I’ve lost total confidence in Merrick Garland. And that asshole that Trump appointed, that was a shitty statement to make about Biden. The same thing and worse could be said for Trump. This is driving me nuts. All of it!!!!!

[mchookem 16765]

sounds to me like Biden's clever ruse worked on the special counsel. he's a mastermind!

 

[TexEx15 17939]

 

[TexArcher 39069]

Joe's about to take off his shirt and watch and fight the whole press conference.

On one hand, he sounds pretty lucid.  On the other, he sounds like an angry old man.

[Dnaguy 12628]

3 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

Good news- no charges for POTUS

 

Bad news is that’s because they don’t think a jury would convict due to him being mentally unfit. 
 

Here another direct passage from special counsel. 
 

Or, when his Vice Presidency ended.
 

So, who’s really making the calls? Sullivan? Kamala?

Time for Kamala or Newsome imo. 

[HornPhD 1389]

2 hours ago, babysdaddy said:

Who is actually in charge? If he’s too mentally incompetent to be charged with crimes then he should resign immediately

“does not establish Mr. Biden’s guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.”

[StassneyHorn 6767]

Feel his rage or feel yourself suffocating under the weight of 20 pounds of cherry Luden’s cough drops forced in your mouth.

[HornPhD 1389]

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

I've actually heard Biden speak. He is clearly plenty sharp and has great responses to questions. Giving the refusal to press charges, I'm quite confident the memory issues stated in the report are solely there as a red meat for Republican voters. 

Exactly. This is why he wasn’t charged:

“does not establish Mr. Biden’s guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.”

 

[YGIFS 19458]

Wait, you're stealing documents too?

-Well, sometimes I have to.  Your father forgets. 

 

 

My wife just dropped off our oldest at hoops practice and was running to Target.  She called me in a panicked voice and asked what was going on with the country?  She is the most pragmatic person I know, so I ask "What the hell are you talking about?  I thought you were at Target?"  She replies, "Your cousin (BIG BIG MAGA disciple) just texted me and said Biden was addressing the nation because he's done something horrible and we need to get to safety."  I asked, "What the fuck?  don't listen to her.  He's doing an update on the investigation and probable the two active theaters of war.  I love my cousin, but please don't listen to her shit.  You didn't for the previous 7 years, don't start now."  My cousin tryied to convert my mother to Qanon and shit during Covid and my mom's coming back to her homestate this month to see her grandkids and I think my cousin is trying to lay "groundwork" for converting her for 2024 as if that's some massive win.  But it's indicative of evangelizing people in religion, politics, or how to make money in real estate with no money down.  It's all bullshit.  

It simply comes down to some of these people never felt like they were being taken seriously with regard to politics.  And then somebody told them they should be.  Empowerment is a helluva drug.

[Dnaguy 12628]

4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, you're stealing documents too?

-Well, sometimes I have to.  Your father forgets. 

 

 

My wife just dropped off our oldest at hoops practice and was running to Target.  She called me in a panicked voice and asked what was going on with the country?  She is the most pragmatic person I know, so I ask "What the hell are you talking about?  I thought you were at Target?"  She replies, "Your cousin (BIG BIG MAGA disciple) just texted me and said Biden was addressing the nation because he's done something horrible and we need to get to safety."  I asked, "What the fuck?  don't listen to her.  He's doing an update on the investigation and probable the two active theaters of war.  I love my cousin, but please don't listen to her shit.  You didn't for the previous 7 years, don't start now."  My cousin tryied to convert my mother to Qanon and shit during Covid and my mom's coming back to her homestate this month to see her grandkids and I think my cousin is trying to lay "groundwork" for converting her for 2024 as if that's some massive win.  But it's indicative of evangelizing people in religion, politics, or how to make money in real estate with no money down.  It's all bullshit.  

It simply comes down to some of these people never felt like they were being taken seriously with regard to politics.  And then somebody told them they should be.  Empowerment is a helluva drug.

You’re not stupid.

You're not bad.

It’s not your fault you’re not rich.

If you believe hard enough good things will happen.

There are forces working against you.

You're actually good even if you’ve done bad.

Wait. Are you telling me MAGA and religion are similar?

[Js1 87181]

25 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Joe's about to take off his shirt and watch and fight the whole press conference.

On one hand, he sounds pretty lucid.  On the other, he sounds like an angry old man.

He’s pissed about the Beau stuff in the report. Period. 

[YGIFS 19458]

Serious question-what was the Beau stuff in the report?  I need an executive summary to give to some family members tonight and you're smarter than me.  Lay it on me.

[Dnaguy 12628]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

He’s pissed about the Beau stuff in the report. Period. 

He’s Beauing up.

[TexArcher 39069]

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He’s pissed about the Beau stuff in the report. Period. 

That's not what he argued with the reporters about.

He also fumbled a couple of times and he directly contradicted the findings of the investigation at least twice.  All in just a few minutes.

I don't think he helped himself tonight, at all.  And I'm pulling for him as a last hope against tyranny.

Edited February 9 by TexArcher

[Js1 87181]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

That's not what he argued with the reporters about.

He also fumbled a couple of times and he directly contradicted the findings of the investigation at least twice.  All in just a few minutes.

I don't think he helped himself tonight, at all.  And I'm pulling for him as a last hope against tyranny.

Oh he definitely lost the plot a few times tonight. Praised parts of it, pushed back strongly on parts of it 

[cactusflinthead 27627]

 

[Dahobbs 18318]

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 and he directly contradicted the findings of the investigation at least twice.  

And? He is supposed to agree with the findings for some reason? 

[atomheartbevo 90642]

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Topline - no charges, Biden did nothing illegal 

The rest is there to obscure and spin 

Yep.  If they could charge him and make it stick, I have no doubt that he would.

[Js1 87181]

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Was that Doocy? He loves to troll that guy 

[TexArcher 39069]

Just now, Js1 said:

Oh he definitely lost the plot a few times tonight. Praised parts of it, pushed back strongly on parts of it 

Right.

I mean, he is slowing down, and those of us who are fair about it will listen and say, jeez, he's still mostly sharp, he's energetic, and at least we know he cares about this country, and people in general.

But about 40% of the country really believes he's in full-blown dementia.  And they're loud about it.  And independents hear that.  And most people don't spend much time actually listening to this stuff to understand the slips in the full context.  All they'll know of this tonight is that the President can't even tell Egypt from Mexico and he screams at female reporters.

I'm afraid there's going to be good chunk of voters who say something like, "Trump's an asshole, but he least he's not completely senile," and they'll bite their tongue and accidentally vote for fascism.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Was that Doocy? He loves to troll that guy 

Don't think so. Different pasty white guy 

[aggie08 21796]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'm afraid there's going to be good chunk of voters who say something like, "Trump's an asshole, but he least he's not completely senile,"

Wait until they start putting him on live national television again in a few months.

[Hmbre97 6337]

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

Don't think so. Different pasty white guy 

That was in fact Doocy.

[StassneyHorn 6767]

Joe had every right to tell this Special Counsel to sit and spin in re: to not remembering details of his son’s death, and frankly I wish he would’ve.

Edited February 9 by StassneyHorn

[cactusflinthead 27627]

How many Doocys are there? Damn

[Dnaguy 12628]

8 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Don't think so. Different pasty white guy 

 

7 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

That was in fact Doocy.

 

You're both right in that a Doocy is the name of an actual person / lineage of people ANNNNNND the name of any generic pasty white guy you'd like to punch in the fucking teeth.

Edited February 9 by Dnaguy

[cactusflinthead 27627]

 

[gmr548 16697]

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I don’t know man. This seems like political poison to me. I’d vote for Biden if he was in a persistent vegetative state as long as the other option is Trump. But this shit will lose an election in the close states. If Biden stays in and seems even a little doddering during a debate or other high impact event, Trump is elected president, legitimately, and there goes the Republic.

 

20 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Right.

I mean, he is slowing down, and those of us who are fair about it will listen and say, jeez, he's still mostly sharp, he's energetic, and at least we know he cares about this country, and people in general.

But about 40% of the country really believes he's in full-blown dementia.  And they're loud about it.  And independents hear that.  And most people don't spend much time actually listening to this stuff to understand the slips in the full context.  All they'll know of this tonight is that the President can't even tell Egypt from Mexico and he screams at female reporters.

I'm afraid there's going to be good chunk of voters who say something like, "Trump's an asshole, but he least he's not completely senile," and they'll bite their tongue and accidentally vote for fascism.

Yeah, these. Biden is too old to be POTUS in a sane timeline and it does show. Now, it's stupid and extremely frustrating that Donald Trump - someone who is significantly lessmentally and physically fit to be POTUS, and by the way basically the same age - more or less gets a pass for far worse. But this stuff is going to stick.

[David Dennison 19536]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Yeah, these. Biden is too old to be POTUS in a sane timeline and it does show. Now, it's stupid and extremely frustrating that Donald Trump - someone who is significantly lessmentally and physically fit to be POTUS, and by the way basically the same age - more or less gets a pass for far worse. But this stuff is going to stick.

The narrative is already out there. This is putting a hat on a hat.

 

[Js1 87181]

This is also February. The election is in 9 months. A lot is going to happen in the next 9 months 

[aggie08 21796]

7 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

 

Yeah, these. Biden is too old to be POTUS in a sane timeline and it does show. Now, it's stupid and extremely frustrating that Donald Trump - someone who is significantly lessmentally and physically fit to be POTUS, and by the way basically the same age - more or less gets a pass for far worse. But this stuff is going to stick.

Joe Biden has the distinct disadvantage of talking like a human being at some point in his life. So a decline is noticeable. In all of Donald's inane, dumb shit ramblings, where does the Trumpism end and the dementia began?

Still, I think that the people who have blissfully barely heard him talk in 3 years are in for a shock when they see his current cognitive ability, of which there wasn't much to begin with.

Edited February 9 by aggie08

[David Dennison 19536]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This is also February. The election is in 9 months. A lot is going to happen in the next 9 months 

The campaign hasn't started.

The vast majority of Americans aren't paying a lick of attention to politics.

[Js1 87181]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

The campaign hasn't started.

The vast majority of Americans aren't paying a lick of attention to politics.

People still don’t think it will be a rematch. Thats how much the average person isn’t paying attention 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2651]

what a shit show,  he just needs to stay alive and somewhat lucid long enough to win. 

 

[gmr548 16697]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

People still don’t think it will be a rematch. Thats how much the average person isn’t paying attention 

This was true two or three months ago but I simply don't buy it now, primaries and Trump legal proceedings have been headline news and covered with the context that Trump is the Republican nominee.

[Js1 87181]

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

This was true two or three months ago but I simply don't buy it now, primaries and Trump legal proceedings have been headline news and covered with the context that Trump is the Republican nominee.

Sadly, it’s not wrong. Normal people don’t seriously tune in until the end of summer. 

[Dnaguy 12628]

25 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

@Joyce

This.

The legal system is not about innocence.

It's about guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.

 

Funny how the goal posts are moved for the Orange dotard when it comes to insurrection, but the documents case for JB comes down to statements about proving innocence.

 

What a transparent fucking.

[gmr548 16697]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Sadly, it’s not wrong. Normal people don’t seriously tune in until the end of summer. 

I know that and agree. But there's a difference between not tuning in and not knowing at this juncture that it is going to be Donald Trump.

If you have any kind of polling or other data to prove me wrong I'd love to see it, because it would materially change my perspective.

[Js1 87181]

24 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

All they'll know of this tonight is that the President can't even tell Egypt from Mexico and he screams at female reporters.

The worst part is he’ll be crushed to death by the media for this, as if it doesn’t happen to every single person all the time 

Mike Johnson mixed up Iran and Israel on Meet the Press

Jesse Watters introduced Noem as the governor of South Carolina 

 

[wildcat09 29579]

Just now, Js1 said:

The worst part is he’ll be crushed to death by the media for this, as if it doesn’t happen to every single person all the time 

Mike Johnson mixed up Iran and Israel on Meet the Press

Jesse Watters introduced Noem as the governor of South Carolina 

 

Yeah, they’ll keep this shit on the front page for as long as they possibly can, then they’ll bring it back up in October, all the while they’ll be caping for Trump.