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33 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

It has been this board’s shtick for 15+ years across different sites for alternating sides to worship stock market results as end-all be-all and the other side to wet their pants and be correct about saying the economy makes up more.
 

Why I have to break character and tell you assholes this in a cheerleading thread is unconscionable to the single greatest economic warrior that has ever breathed God’s air on this planet, Joe Biden.

This doesn't feel like breaking character. 

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

You think “bad things happen after good things happen” is some kind of factual analysis? Gtfo.  Fatty and whatever reincarnation of GRU at least post half ass attempts at moving the topic

I’m just here for the ice cream talk.  Biden gets the same kudos for my retirement accounts as Don did, even tho neither were really the cause for it.  

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3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Listen dude, ban away, but I'm done here anyway. You're insufferable and seemingly unable to handle facts. And yes, they are historical facts, but if you want to try to disprove them, knock yourself out.

Trump did a lot of things that normal Presidents don't do, but he didn't move markets through policy.  He did it by sending out morning tweets from the shitter.  If you want to take that as some sort of precentent moving forward go ahead, but I'm hoping we don't go back to that.

As for gas prices...what policy did Trump enact that lowered gas prices?  

You know it’s all a bit, right?

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This is why you shouldn't give two fucks about any neg you receive for any reason. They are imaginary internet points. They mean literally nothing but whatever you put into them. 

My siblings in Christ, they are but pixels on a screen.

 

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3 minutes ago, safe sex said:

This is why you shouldn't give two fucks about any neg you receive for any reason. They are imaginary internet points. They mean literally nothing but whatever you put into them. 

My siblings in Christ, they are but pixels on a screen.

 

Negged.

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5 minutes ago, safe sex said:

This is why you shouldn't give two fucks about any neg you receive for any reason. They are imaginary internet points. They mean literally nothing but whatever you put into them. 

 

But.....but....I've been saving my rep points up like they was green stamps!

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Are you telling me that my rep points can't be redeemed for a panoply of fine consumer products??????

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Then....FUCK....I have a sad.

 

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26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But.....but....I've been saving my rep points up like they was green stamps!

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Are you telling me that my rep points can't be redeemed for a panoply of fine consumer products??????

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I used to look through and lust after stuff in the Green Stamps catalog just as much as I did the Sears/JC Penney/Montgomery Ward catalogs.

And the Service Merchandise catalog as well, but that was for rich people.

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8 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Y'all some hoes.

Awww bullshit....don't be telling me you don't want to join THIS cocktail party:

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And when you've had your fill of beverages served up by one of these saucy minxes, don't worry, relief is just around the corner....

 

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Don't lie to us.  We've known you for too long.

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Just now, safe sex said:

I'd like to party with all four of those gals. I bet they've got a fantastic pharmacy between them 

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But I gotta say I have some reservations about my #4.  She could be the "type" who deserves a #1 spot.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

But.....but....I've been saving my rep points up like they was green stamps!

s-l1200.webp

 

Are you telling me that my rep points can't be redeemed for a panoply of fine consumer products??????

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Then....FUCK....I have a sad.

 

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Holy shit, are those Slorch stamps?  Pretty sure those score you some sweet boot straps...

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6 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

It has been this board’s shtick for 15+ years across different sites for alternating sides to worship stock market results as end-all be-all and the other side to wet their pants and be correct about saying the economy makes up more.
 

Why I have to break character and tell you assholes this in a cheerleading thread is unconscionable to the single greatest economic warrior that has ever breathed God’s air on this planet, Joe Biden.

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Awww bullshit....don't be telling me you don't want to join THIS cocktail party:

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And when you've had your fill of beverages served up by one of these saucy minxes, don't worry, relief is just around the corner....

 

 

 

 

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Just now, BeardIP said:

jimmyjazz-- here is some cognitive dissonance for you, my favorite systems thinker-- I like you, too. Well, as much as anyone can like someone from St. Louis lol.

Just born there, though.  Moved when I was 16 months old.  Wish I had stayed for the rest of my youth, though, so point taken.

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Just born there, though.  Moved when I was 16 months old.  Wish I had stayed for the rest of my youth, though, so point taken.
I have a soft spot for the Midwest and it's people. Been to many of it's cities, and enjoyed them. Love the underdog mentality of flyover states. But St Louis kind of seems like it sucks. And the pizza is my least favorite favorite regional variety. Weird ass Govt cheese. Team Detroit Style. And fuck the Cards.
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I mean, if you don't know what Provel is, don't criticize it.  It's essentially a blend of 4-5 legit cheeses, and not some Velveeta/American cheese knockoff.

Plus, fuck you.  With all due respect.

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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

I have a soft spot for the Midwest and it's people. Been to many of it's cities, and enjoyed them. Love the underdog mentality of flyover states. But St Louis kind of seems like it sucks. And the pizza is my least favorite favorite regional variety. Weird ass Govt cheese. Team Detroit Style. And fuck the Cards.

Was going to neg this post until the "Team Detroit Style. And fuck the Cards" portion. You live to see another day, my friend 

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

…and the union vote in Alabama’s Mercedes plant failed by just under 600 votes. 56% vote against

Fucking moron gumps

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I mean, if you don't know what Provel is, don't criticize it.  It's essentially a blend of 4-5 legit cheeses, and not some Velveeta/American cheese knockoff.

Plus, fuck you.  With all due respect.

Spent the night in MO over the Christmas holiday, and I really wanted to over Imo's to finally try St. Louis Pizza, but the delivery time versus Pizza Hut was over an hour's difference.

I do regret my decision in the moment now

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15 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I mean, if you don't know what Provel is, don't criticize it.  It's essentially a blend of 4-5 legit cheeses, and not some Velveeta/American cheese knockoff.

Plus, fuck you.  With all due respect.

Provel is worse than Cincinnati Chili. 

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21 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Provel is worse than Cincinnati Chili. 

I remember looking it up, having never heard of it before the pizza thread or wherever it was.

Apparently, it is only available in the greater STL area.  That may say it all, right there.

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23 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I mean, if you don't know what Provel is, don't criticize it.  It's essentially a blend of 4-5 legit cheeses, and not some Velveeta/American cheese knockoff.

Plus, fuck you.  With all due respect.

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The liquid smoke flavor. Mmmmmm

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real men shop here

maybe it will get popular again once Biden makes jazz ciggies federally legal and they come in packs at the 7/11. 
 

Should be 10 miles per pack now because inflation. 

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43 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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real men shop here

maybe it will get popular again once Biden makes jazz ciggies federally legal and they come in packs at the 7/11. 
 

Should be 10 miles per pack now because inflation. 

I had a friend that saved up for that jacket. I think it probably shaved off a few years of his life but it was a nice jacket.

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21 minutes ago, F250 said:

I had a friend that saved up for that jacket. I think it probably shaved off a few years of his life but it was a nice jacket.

When I was a teenager I saved all of my Copenhagen tin lids because there’s nothing cooler than trading 10,000 lids for a pool table emblazoned with Copenhagen across the felt…

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37 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

When I was a teenager I saved all of my Copenhagen tin lids because there’s nothing cooler than trading 10,000 lids for a pool table emblazoned with Copenhagen across the felt…

God damn I miss Copenhagen.  Glad my jaw isn't falling off, but still miss it.

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