Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?

[SydneyCarton 49504]

33 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

It has been this board’s shtick for 15+ years across different sites for alternating sides to worship stock market results as end-all be-all and the other side to wet their pants and be correct about saying the economy makes up more.
 

Why I have to break character and tell you assholes this in a cheerleading thread is unconscionable to the single greatest economic warrior that has ever breathed God’s air on this planet, Joe Biden.

This doesn't feel like breaking character. 

[fattyflattie 4640]

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

You think “bad things happen after good things happen” is some kind of factual analysis? Gtfo.  Fatty and whatever reincarnation of GRU at least post half ass attempts at moving the topic

I’m just here for the ice cream talk.  Biden gets the same kudos for my retirement accounts as Don did, even tho neither were really the cause for it.  

[Biff Tannen 46166]

[SubliminalHorn 7009]

3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Listen dude, ban away, but I'm done here anyway. You're insufferable and seemingly unable to handle facts. And yes, they are historical facts, but if you want to try to disprove them, knock yourself out.

Trump did a lot of things that normal Presidents don't do, but he didn't move markets through policy.  He did it by sending out morning tweets from the shitter.  If you want to take that as some sort of precentent moving forward go ahead, but I'm hoping we don't go back to that.

As for gas prices...what policy did Trump enact that lowered gas prices?  

You know it’s all a bit, right?

[babysdaddy 2731]

 

this is my image of stassney in 100% of his posts

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

he single greatest economic warrior that has ever breathed God’s air on this planet, Joe Biden.

[safe sex 12007]

This is why you shouldn't give two fucks about any neg you receive for any reason. They are imaginary internet points. They mean literally nothing but whatever you put into them. 

My siblings in Christ, they are but pixels on a screen.

 

Edited May 16 by safe sex

[HenryJames 67362]

3 minutes ago, safe sex said:

This is why you shouldn't give two fucks about any neg you receive for any reason. They are imaginary internet points. They mean literally nothing but whatever you put into them. 

My siblings in Christ, they are but pixels on a screen.

 

Negged.

[safe sex 12007]

Fuckin' do it; don't just talk about it

[Brisketexan 106899]

5 minutes ago, safe sex said:

This is why you shouldn't give two fucks about any neg you receive for any reason. They are imaginary internet points. They mean literally nothing but whatever you put into them. 

 

But.....but....I've been saving my rep points up like they was green stamps!

 

Are you telling me that my rep points can't be redeemed for a panoply of fine consumer products??????

 

Then....FUCK....I have a sad.

 

Edited May 16 by Brisketexan

[safe sex 12007]

Can't even get a pair of X-ray specs smh 

[Art Vandelay 1712]

How many green stamps will a Trump Buck get you these days?

[Slacks 7063]

Y'all some hoes.

[atomheartbevo 90647]

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm here for the gangba.... never mind.

Let's just let the fucking Italians and Irish fight it out.

We all win in the end.

[atomheartbevo 90647]

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But.....but....I've been saving my rep points up like they was green stamps!

 

Are you telling me that my rep points can't be redeemed for a panoply of fine consumer products??????

 

I used to look through and lust after stuff in the Green Stamps catalog just as much as I did the Sears/JC Penney/Montgomery Ward catalogs.

And the Service Merchandise catalog as well, but that was for rich people.

[Brisketexan 106899]

8 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Y'all some hoes.

Awww bullshit....don't be telling me you don't want to join THIS cocktail party:

 

 

And when you've had your fill of beverages served up by one of these saucy minxes, don't worry, relief is just around the corner....

 

 

Don't lie to us.  We've known you for too long.

[safe sex 12007]

I'd like to party with all four of those gals. I bet they've got a fantastic pharmacy between them 

[Brisketexan 106899]

Just now, safe sex said:

I'd like to party with all four of those gals. I bet they've got a fantastic pharmacy between them 

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But I gotta say I have some reservations about my #4.  She could be the "type" who deserves a #1 spot.

[Sawbonz 28221]

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

But.....but....I've been saving my rep points up like they was green stamps!

 

Are you telling me that my rep points can't be redeemed for a panoply of fine consumer products??????

 

Then....FUCK....I have a sad.

 

Holy shit, are those Slorch stamps?  Pretty sure those score you some sweet boot straps...

[atomheartbevo 90647]

 

[F250 29201]

6 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

It has been this board’s shtick for 15+ years across different sites for alternating sides to worship stock market results as end-all be-all and the other side to wet their pants and be correct about saying the economy makes up more.
 

Why I have to break character and tell you assholes this in a cheerleading thread is unconscionable to the single greatest economic warrior that has ever breathed God’s air on this planet, Joe Biden.

 

[High Plains Drifter 11187]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Awww bullshit....don't be telling me you don't want to join THIS cocktail party:

 

 

And when you've had your fill of beverages served up by one of these saucy minxes, don't worry, relief is just around the corner....

 

 

 

 

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[jimmyjazz 47199]

21 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

You are doing great, brother. I love your thread and get what you are doing.

When @BeardIP is on your side, you might want to reconsider some life choices.

[jimmyjazz 47199]

Just now, BeardIP said:

jimmyjazz-- here is some cognitive dissonance for you, my favorite systems thinker-- I like you, too. Well, as much as anyone can like someone from St. Louis lol.

Just born there, though.  Moved when I was 16 months old.  Wish I had stayed for the rest of my youth, though, so point taken.

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And the Service Merchandise catalog as well, but that was for rich people.

Sharper Image catalog had the coolest shit.

[jimmyjazz 47199]

2 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

In 1904, the first Olympic Games to be held in the US began in St. Louis, Missouri.

Yeah, I was in the womb.  Missed the whole damn thing.

[Covri 6368]

20 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This doesn't feel like breaking character. 

[Slacks 7063]

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

President 420.

[Underdog 29188]

17 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

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Agreed. 

[Born to Run 6601]

Just born there, though.  Moved when I was 16 months old.  Wish I had stayed for the rest of my youth, though, so point taken.

I have a soft spot for the Midwest and it's people. Been to many of it's cities, and enjoyed them. Love the underdog mentality of flyover states. But St Louis kind of seems like it sucks. And the pizza is my least favorite favorite regional variety. Weird ass Govt cheese. Team Detroit Style. And fuck the Cards.

[jimmyjazz 47199]

I mean, if you don't know what Provel is, don't criticize it.  It's essentially a blend of 4-5 legit cheeses, and not some Velveeta/American cheese knockoff.

Plus, fuck you.  With all due respect.

[StassneyHorn 6774]

…and the union vote in Alabama’s Mercedes plant failed by just under 600 votes. 56% vote against

[Doc Sam Beckett 5908]

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

I have a soft spot for the Midwest and it's people. Been to many of it's cities, and enjoyed them. Love the underdog mentality of flyover states. But St Louis kind of seems like it sucks. And the pizza is my least favorite favorite regional variety. Weird ass Govt cheese. Team Detroit Style. And fuck the Cards.

Was going to neg this post until the "Team Detroit Style. And fuck the Cards" portion. You live to see another day, my friend 

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

…and the union vote in Alabama’s Mercedes plant failed by just under 600 votes. 56% vote against

Fucking moron gumps

[safe sex 12007]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I mean, if you don't know what Provel is, don't criticize it.  It's essentially a blend of 4-5 legit cheeses, and not some Velveeta/American cheese knockoff.

Plus, fuck you.  With all due respect.

Spent the night in MO over the Christmas holiday, and I really wanted to over Imo's to finally try St. Louis Pizza, but the delivery time versus Pizza Hut was over an hour's difference.

I do regret my decision in the moment now

[South Austin 53224]

What’s is this, a recruiting thread?

[Underdog 29188]

Have always enjoyed my time in St Louis. 

[Macanudo 13324]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Have always enjoyed my time in St Louis. 

Roll 'em up!

[Serak The Preparer 3484]

15 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I mean, if you don't know what Provel is, don't criticize it.  It's essentially a blend of 4-5 legit cheeses, and not some Velveeta/American cheese knockoff.

Plus, fuck you.  With all due respect.

Provel is worse than Cincinnati Chili. 

[TwiceHorn 32079]

21 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Provel is worse than Cincinnati Chili. 

I remember looking it up, having never heard of it before the pizza thread or wherever it was.

Apparently, it is only available in the greater STL area.  That may say it all, right there.

[elfenix 34749]

Fucking Swiss on a pizza you weird ass Midwestern fucks

Edited May 18 by elfenix

[Doc Sam Beckett 5908]

11 hours ago, Underdog said:

Have always enjoyed my time in St Louis. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

23 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I mean, if you don't know what Provel is, don't criticize it.  It's essentially a blend of 4-5 legit cheeses, and not some Velveeta/American cheese knockoff.

Plus, fuck you.  With all due respect.

The liquid smoke flavor. Mmmmmm

[Rimbo 27019]

[Brisketexan 106899]

On 5/18/2024 at 6:48 PM, Neonmoon said:

The liquid smoke flavor. Mmmmmm

Needs more metal turkey pan.

[Pato del Muerto 53501]

real men shop here

maybe it will get popular again once Biden makes jazz ciggies federally legal and they come in packs at the 7/11. 
 

Should be 10 miles per pack now because inflation. 

Edited May 20 by Pato del Muerto

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

*briefly

[F250 29201]

43 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

real men shop here

maybe it will get popular again once Biden makes jazz ciggies federally legal and they come in packs at the 7/11. 
 

Should be 10 miles per pack now because inflation. 

I had a friend that saved up for that jacket. I think it probably shaved off a few years of his life but it was a nice jacket.

[LCHorn 2751]

21 minutes ago, F250 said:

I had a friend that saved up for that jacket. I think it probably shaved off a few years of his life but it was a nice jacket.

When I was a teenager I saved all of my Copenhagen tin lids because there’s nothing cooler than trading 10,000 lids for a pool table emblazoned with Copenhagen across the felt…

[Biff Tannen 46166]

37 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

When I was a teenager I saved all of my Copenhagen tin lids because there’s nothing cooler than trading 10,000 lids for a pool table emblazoned with Copenhagen across the felt…

God damn I miss Copenhagen.  Glad my jaw isn't falling off, but still miss it.