USMNT 2024

[Braff Zacklin 13,556]

This is some of the best play I've seen from Puli**, Gio and Timo.

 

** For the national side. CP10 has been killing it for club all year.

 

And nice D from Musah as I typed this.

[ConferenceRoom 6,141]

No advantage. Cool ref. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,181]

If I hear Berhalter's name again I may break something. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,556]

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

No advantage. Cool ref. 

advantage aggy?

[Buzzrock 14,903]

Starting the wave should be a felony 

[Braff Zacklin 13,556]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

If I hear Berhalter's name again I may break something. 

 

[TexArcher 37,771]

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

If I hear Berhalter's name again I may break something. 

 

Spoiler

Berhalter

 

Edited June 23 by TexArcher

[Ted Lange 16,084]

Scally hasn’t had any big mistakes and has been solid, but damn do we miss Dest 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,181]

Pepi coming in. I am gruntled

Edited June 23 by Spider2YBanana

[InkaUtexas 25,875]

The wave is just proof people get bored at games.

[Ted Lange 16,084]

PEPI PEPI PEPI 

[Braff Zacklin 13,556]

Gentlemen, it's time.

[Braff Zacklin 13,556]

FUCK! So close.
 

That was a tough pass to get a good foot on.

Great play from all there, though.

[ConferenceRoom 6,141]

AMERICA’S NUMBER NINE 

[TexArcher 37,771]

OMFG score

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,181]

Come on, Pepi. You're better than that! 

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

Musah should starts

[Braff Zacklin 13,556]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Musah should starts

Over Adams (when Tyler's healthy)? No fucking way, dude.

Edited June 23 by Braff Zacklin

[InkaUtexas 25,875]

Need to hit the target on that one.

[ConferenceRoom 6,141]

That was great vision. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,181]

God I want Jenny Taft to sit on my face and suffocate me until I pass out and my tongue can't get soft. 

Edited June 23 by Spider2YBanana

[Derka 6,156]

oh my god stu holden shut the fuck up. stop analyzing every single thing that happens. you are surely on your way to breaking the world record for words spoken while calling a soccer match. shut up.

oh good, he finally shuts his mouth and it’s so that we can go down to our blonde female sideline reporter to give us a report about a goal celebration from the first half!

jesus christ fox is so third rate. 

Edited June 23 by definitely not derka

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Over Adams (when Tyler's healthy). No fucking way, dude.

We start 3 midfielders my guy. One of them looks 18 weeks pregnant. And Adams is never healthy. 

[TexasMan 10,891]

Sub Pulisic off now please 

[Braff Zacklin 13,556]

Give us what we want, Ricardo.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,181]

Give it to us, God dammit!

[ConferenceRoom 6,141]

2 minutes ago, definitely not derka said:

oh my god stu holden shut the fuck up. stop analyzing every single thing that happens. you are surely on your way to breaking the world record for words spoken while calling a soccer match. shut up.

oh good, he finally shuts his mouth and it’s so that we can go down to our blonde female sideline reporter to give us a report about a goal celebration from the first half!

jesus christ fox is so third rate. 

You might have seen my post on the Copa America thread where I posited he’s paid by the word. I’m correct, of course. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,181]

God fucking Christ. Do we really have to hear about him attending his fucking prom every fucking game? 

Yes, we know that story, dumbass. 

[Ted Lange 16,084]

Musah is such a press breaker.  1 turn then he’s at midfield in like 3 strides. 

[TexArcher 37,771]

Oh, shit, they're bringing in The Cow.

[Braff Zacklin 13,556]

That should've be a yellow for the Bolivian. No attempt to play the ball with Musah staring at open space and just dragged Yunus down. All hands.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,181]

Damn, Weah. Calm down 

[Incredulity 11,657]

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

One of them looks 18 weeks pregnant.

[Braff Zacklin 13,556]

Raging Bull on for Weston.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,181]

Dude, if Texas had a men's soccer team we would absolutely dominate. We have so much talent in this state, it's absurd. 

[ConferenceRoom 6,141]

Bull v. Cow. This could get graphic. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,556]

Damnit!

 

I demand a third goal!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,181]

Pepi is so, so close to getting his. Fuck that's frustrating 

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

Pulisic has looked like the best player in USMNT history. Love having the version of him. 

[InkaUtexas 25,875]

Yep, don't kick it right at the keeper. But nice build up.

[Derka 6,156]

bolivia keeper earning his paycheck.

[Macklemore 2,876]

The fan who dressed up as 94 World Cup Alexi Lalas needs to reevaluate his life.

[WBT 20,561]

Did he just say that Jedi only wears the cast for practices and games?  Is this a Cowboy Bob Orton situation?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,181]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

The fan who dressed up as 94 World Cup Alexi Lalas needs to reevaluate his life.

That jersey was hideous from the 94 team 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,181]

Pretty disappointing game. Expected at least 4 goals from us. Bolivia is trash 

[Firemans4Horn 18,036]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

That jersey was hideous from the 94 team 

 

[Napoleon 8,666]

17 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

We start 3 midfielders my guy. One of them looks 18 weeks pregnant. And Adams is never healthy. 

Weston McKennie is soccer’s answer to 2020s Ezekiel Elliott.

[crash_davis 23,103]

Finish, got dammit.

[Ted Lange 16,084]

Oh no PEPI 

[Dahobbs 17,527]

Wow.