USMNT 2024

[Scary Stranger 1714]

This is some bullshit.

[elfenix 34225]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Part of me thinks we should park the bus Mourinho style.  Maybe we hit on a counter, and maybe we don't, but we can probably keep the clean sheet.

I’m blaming this post.

[Derka 6155]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I mean, show me a better strike in USMNT history?  That was world class.

this is the only goal that came to mind:

 

[Anastasis 23463]

Man that was some low effort gking. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

I hate your fucking face, Berhalter! Camera needs to stop showing it

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

I’ve enjoyed watching lots of good goalies in the euros from pint sized countries. And then I turn on the US and have to watch Matt Turner. 

[TexasMan 10891]

It's time for someone other than Matt Turner. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

Panama is dog shit, and Turner sucks. 

[Braff Zacklin 13555]

Turner has his shortcomings, most noticeably with his feet, but he previously was a world-class shotstopper. I dunno if that goal was the result of his loss of form at Nottingham or being injured on that "interaction" with the Panamanian player earlier.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Turner has his shortcomings, most noticeably with his feet, but he previously was a world-class shotstopper. I dunno if that goal was the result of his loss of form at Nottingham or being injured on that "interaction" with the Panamanian player earlier.

I remember when he was actually a good GK. I think time and losing his spot at Nottingham has caught up to him. He's no Tim Howard 

[Ted Lange 16084]

Fuming 

[Macklemore 2876]

Another flop rewarded with a card.

[Braff Zacklin 13555]

Only US players can commit card-worthy offenses, apparently.

[Gene Parmesan 4003]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Another flop rewarded with a card.

The dude that got punched in the back of the head flopped?

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

Obviously Gergg hasn’t coached us how to play with 10. We’re getting cut wide open. 

[Macklemore 2876]

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

The dude that got punched in the back of the head flopped?

I’m on my 3rd margarita:)

[TexArcher 37770]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Obviously Gergg hasn’t coached us for any game situation.

True

[Braff Zacklin 13555]

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I remember when he was actually a good GK. I think time and losing his spot at Nottingham has caught up to him. He's no Tim Howard 

Yeah, whatever the reason, there is no way Turner gives up that goal a year ago. Brilliant effort from BaloGUN offset by a soft goal courtesy of weak defending/netminding on our end.

[Blotto 23491]

 

[Clintonaldo 2573]

The goddamn ref caused this when he didn’t card their guy for taking out our keeper and he has somehow gotten worse since. 

[Braff Zacklin 13555]

This ref sucks more dick than Bob Stoops.

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

 

💯 a red card. Fucking potato. 

[Ted Lange 16084]

This ref has money on Panama 

[elfenix 34225]

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I’m on my 3rd margarita:)

[TexArcher 37770]

Somebody's gonna get hurt tonight, and it's gonna be on this ref.  Just a terrible job.

[Anastasis 23463]

Where is this fn guy from?

[Ted Lange 16084]

Weah’s red is way worse than Dests.  Fucking moron.  

[Clintonaldo 2573]

Whoever has a yellow at halftime has to come out.

[TexArcher 37770]

What are the suspension rules here?  Is Weah done for the tournament?

[Braff Zacklin 13555]

Just now, TexArcher said:

What are the suspension rules here?  Is Weah done for the tournament?

Think he misses the next match, as well, but that's up to CONMEBOL.

[Braff Zacklin 13555]

LoL this ref finally cards a Panamanian. That should be reviewed since it was the equivalent of a punch to the back. Dude went in with malicious intent.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

Man we are playing the weakest defense against a shit team I've seen in a long time. 

What a fucking piece of shit. Should have gotten a red for not even pretending to look for the ball. 

[Ted Lange 16084]

Meant to post this before the match.  Look at the date of the first tweet

 

[TexArcher 37770]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Think he misses the next match, as well, but that's up to CONMEBOL.

Yeah, that's standard for a red, but IIRC some fouls in England have been judged bad enough to get a 3-game ban.  I think Weah will be fortunate to only miss 1 more, tbh.  That was crazy stupid.

[Ted Lange 16084]

I’d sub of Reyna for Musah at the half. 

[Braff Zacklin 13555]

Got dam, Flo. Damn near a perfect strike, offsides or not.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

My heart. Fuck. 

[TexasMan 10891]

Balogun is feeling it. 

[Ted Lange 16084]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, that's standard for a red, but IIRC some fouls in England have been judged bad enough to get a 3-game ban.  I think Weah will be fortunate to only miss 1 more, tbh.  That was crazy stupid.

He is gonna get Wally Pipp’d by Haji Wright 

[Braff Zacklin 13555]

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man we are playing the weakest defense against a shit team I've seen in a long time. 

What a fucking piece of shit. Should have gotten a red for not even pretending to look for the ball. 

I know I'm being dramatic, but that takedown of Turner was egregious. Weah deserved to be sent off, but Panama's done enough for the ref to "find a way" to put both teams to 10 ... if he were actually concerned with fairness.

[alincoln 2371]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Balogun is feeling it. 

And Holden wants to take him out.  How dumb are these fucking guys

[Ted Lange 16084]

Panama should have a bare minimum of 3 yellows.  Probably 2 yellows and a red.   They have 1 yellow.  US has a yellow and a red.  Rigged 

[Ted Lange 16084]

We are gonna crap out in the group and thanks to the red, USSF will have an excuse to not fire GGG

 

[TexasMan 10891]

How badly is gerggg going to bungle these subs? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

Uruguay should beat Bolivia into submission tonight 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

18 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

This ref sucks more dick than Bob Stoops.

Imagine them in a hot dick eating contest. How many Sooners pay premium to add theirs to the pile?

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

How badly is gerggg going to bungle these subs? 

As bad as Tom Herman can break a wall with a sledgehammer 

[Ted Lange 16084]

 

[TexasMan 10891]

8 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

How badly is gerggg going to bungle these subs? 

 

[Ted Lange 16084]

 

Guessing Johnny is the planned sub for Adams.   Richard’s has sucked so no problem with him getting subbed out. 

[CurlyDumps 4468]

Fuck you Turdfalter