USMNT 2024

[Ted Lange 16,082]

Brazilian fans when they first lay eyes on Kyle Field

[InkaUtexas 25,852]

5 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Fuck Mexico and aggy. I'm in.

Make sure we take swords.

[InkaUtexas 25,852]

Just now, Ted Lange said:

Brazilian fans when they first lay eyes on Kyle Field

This could be one of the dumbest desicions in sports. How many hotel room does Collie Station have? Just like the eclipse, I have to see it. Yo, CDC, why not in Austin?

[Ted Lange 16,082]

How many calls is DPS and Polic dept gonna get from locals claiming the migrant caravan has arrived in College Station that week?  25,000+?

Edited March 13 by Ted Lange

[InkaUtexas 25,852]

I mean why? I was there for Texas (HS) Science fair and it was a debacle.

[The Dog 44,017]

10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

How many calls is DPS and Polic dept gonna get from locals claiming the migrant caravan has arrived in College Station that week?  25,000+?

omg texags is going to be a goldmine.

[The Dog 44,017]

[alincoln 2,371]

Got the roster right with the possible exception of Miles Robinson. 

[The Dog 44,017]

CCV got another knock so was probably left off for that reason. Debate on US soccer sub is whether Miles or McKenzie is the beneficiary.

Adams on the bench for Bournemouth today and is expected to play.

[alincoln 2,371]

Miles should be behind Trusty and Brooks as well.  I realize Brooks is never getting called up. 

[Captain Ron 12,862]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

This could be one of the dumbest desicions in sports. How many hotel room does Collie Station have? Just like the eclipse, I have to see it. Yo, CDC, why not in Austin?

Uh, because likely no one would play there since we don't have grass.

[Ted Lange 16,082]

When does Dest serve his red card suspension for going insane during the Nations League?   Or has he already?

[Braff Zacklin 13,551]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Arguably the finest roster the U.S. has assembled. Will be interesting to see if it lives up to the (my) hype.

[Braff Zacklin 13,551]

28 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

When does Dest serve his red card suspension for going insane during the Nations League?   Or has he already?

I'd forgotten about that. Almost.

[Captain Ron 12,862]

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

When does Dest serve his red card suspension for going insane during the Nations League?   Or has he already?

He misses the semifinal against Jamaica 

[Napoleon 8,658]

12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Not sure where to put this. Brazil and Mexico are playing at Kyle Field this summer. @MissingInAction and me are* talking about a Texas crew to go.

1- Two good teams. I am all about Brazil.

2- UT needs a visible presence. Fuck aggy.

3- We can learn their parking before the football rematch. Again, fuck aggy.

 

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/news/texas-am-tamu-aggies-kyle-field-host-first-international-match-mexico-brazil-national-teams

1) I don’t go to College Station.

 Have been once and am never. Going again.

2) * “Me are” is fucking regarded grammar. 

 Even the Mexicans & Brazilians wouldn’t butcher English like that. 
 

3) Hopefully the concessions are influenced by the two teams, but get there just in case and sample the food outside the stadium. 
 

Trash something on campus on your way out. Maybe use some kind of week killer to kill off the grass in an area that says:

27-25

[Braff Zacklin 13,551]

8 hours ago, Napoleon said:

2) * “Me are” is fucking regarded grammar. 

 Even the Mexicans & Brazilians wouldn’t butcher English like that. 

Agreed. Inka is so regarded. It's almost as bad as those who punctuate improperly. Like this gem I just read:

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Have been once and am never. Going again.

Like OMG, what an idoit! Let's just hope this villain doesn't start using his exclamation points haphazardly.

[Trey3216 15,343]

19 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Arguably the finest roster the U.S. has assembled. Will be interesting to see if it lives up to the (my) hype.

"H(y)ope is a dangerous thing, my friend, it can kill a man" 

-Don't forget the slug that sets the lineups, formations and botches the substitutions that sits on the boundary

[Trey3216 15,343]

9 hours ago, Napoleon said:

1) I don’t go to College Station.

 Have been once and am never. Going again.

2) * “Me are” is fucking regarded grammar. 

 Even the Mexicans & Brazilians wouldn’t butcher English like that. 
 

3) Hopefully the concessions are influenced by the two teams, but get there just in case and sample the food outside the stadium. 
 

Trash something on campus on your way out. Maybe use some kind of week killer to kill off the grass in an area that says:

27-25

Weed killer?  Why not just a couple 50 gallon drums of heavily salted water and make some designs?  

[Braff Zacklin 13,551]

3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

"H(y)ope is a dangerous thing, my friend, it can kill a man" 

-Don't forget the slug that sets the lineups, formations and botches the substitutions that sits on the boundary

[The Dog 44,017]

Pulisic with a goal and an assist so far. Just needs to get someone sent off for the CONCACAF trifecta (goal/assist/shithousery). 

[ztejas 43,411]

 

 

 

[ztejas 43,411]

This is amazing. Milan makes a post about CP scoring in 3 straight matches.

Top comment:

Which roughly translates to: "if Chelsea has any more "scraps" they'd like to give us, we'll volunteer"

Edited March 15 by ztejas

[Braff Zacklin 13,551]

Remember a year ago, when Pulisic first went to AC Milan and many were worried if Leao would keep Christian on the bench? Fast forward to today and you see the sort of highlights that @ztejas shared, with both players featured simultaneously.

Credit Puli for working hard, getting better, staying healthy and proving to Pioli that he deserved any minute he could get.

But let's also credit Pioli for recognizing how Christian is special and finding a way to get both Leao and Pulisic on the pitch at the same time.

The right boss makes all the difference.

[Captain Ron 12,862]

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

This is amazing. Milan makes a post about CP scoring in 3 straight matches.

Top comment:

Which roughly translates to: "if Chelsea has any more "scraps" they'd like to give us, we'll volunteer"

That list of Chelsea scraps just grows...

[The Dog 44,017]

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5,971]

Crazy considering Johansson played like 5 games for us.

I meant "crazy" in a good way.  And, yes, I know AJ played more than 5 games.

Edited March 16 by Knoxtnhorn
Context

[ztejas 43,411]

You can fuck around up there in Iceland with it's high quality of living and breathtaking natural scenery, or you can get on a plane to Columbus, Ohio and do something that actually matters. 

[Mittens 8,251]

pretty assist

 

[The Maestro 750]

 

[ztejas 43,411]

[Napoleon 8,658]

14 hours ago, The Maestro said:

 

My Wolverhampton crush, Georgia Eden, was looking to be chuffed, but she ended up gutted.

Her hair has definitely been better, but she’s young and still finding her look.

[Knoxtnhorn 5,971]

Alejandro Moreno looks WAY better for Club America than he does for the US.  Also, Cade Cowell was playing for Chivas.  I was under the impression that Chivas consisted of only Mexican nationals.  I guess I was wrong.

[Napoleon 8,658]

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

1) Alejandro Moreno looks WAY better for Club America than he does for the US.  Also, 2) Cade Cowell was playing for Chivas.  I was under the impression that Chivas consisted of only Mexican nationals.  I guess I was wrong.

1) Alejandro Moreno…

 

2) Cade Cowell

Guadalajara has accepted that they need to allow dual nationals (especially with Aztec blood 🩸) to play on their team or they will fall further into irrelevancy. 

Cade has a Mexican passport, so he’s good enough these days.

[dogbreath 434]

Zendejas. His confidence was nil during the gold cup. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5,971]

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

1) Alejandro Moreno…

 

2) Cade Cowell

Guadalajara has accepted that they need to allow dual nationals (especially with Aztec blood 🩸) to play on their team or they will fall further into irrelevancy. 

Cade has a Mexican passport, so he’s good enough these days.

1.  My bad.

2.  That makes sense.  My memory of Chivas' rule was of 10+ years ago.

[Knoxtnhorn 5,971]

Crap.  I sure hope Texas isn't playing Thursday night.  We've got the US, then Mexico in Nation's League soccer that evening.

[Captain Ron 12,862]

9 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Crap.  I sure hope Texas isn't playing Thursday night.  We've got the US, then Mexico in Nation's League soccer that evening.

Nah the NIT is early in the week (ducks)

[ztejas 43,411]

We're witnessing the birth of our first Euro superstar. I think we all wondered if a young kid would come along and break through - turns out that kid was already here. 

TWENTY. For fucking MILAN. 

 

Edited March 17 by ztejas

[Napoleon 8,658]

57 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We're witnessing the birth of our first Euro superstar. I think we all wondered if a young kid would come along and break through - turns out that kid was already here. 

TWENTY. For fucking MILAN. 

 

Puli flew past his marker to be in pole position  to get to that keeper’s save first.

He may be about 5’6”-5’7” and weigh about 120-130 lbs, but that boy can fly.

[The Dog 44,017]

Pepi with the game winner for PSV - Tillman assist.

[ztejas 43,411]

11 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Puli flew past his marker to be in pole position  to get to that keeper’s save first.

He may be about 5’6”-5’7” and weigh about 120-130 lbs, but that boy can fly.

He's quick and smart as shit. He honestly has a little Messi in him - that nose for the ball and goal when he's playing off ball. He's nowhere near the talent Messi is but they're both small guys that see the pitch well and wind up in the right places at the right times. 

[LurkingHorn 1,066]

CP also smoked a shot earlier in the game that hit the under side of the cross bar. He’s playing with a ton of confidence now. 

[dogbreath 434]

Sargent, De La Torre injured. Wright, Aaronson added. Nice to have both of the additions score over the weekend. 

[The Dog 44,017]

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5,971]

Called it.  Texas basketball at 5:50 on Thursday; US soccer at 6.  I guess it's better than a noon game.

[Napoleon 8,658]

5 hours ago, dogbreath said:

Sargent, De La Torre injured. Wright, Aaronson added. Nice to have both of the additions score over the weekend. 

I don’t like adding Aaronson. 

He sucks ass for months, if not a year and then finally gets dropped. 

He has one good game and he’s back in the squad. 

JFC, Gregg! What the fuck?

[dogbreath 434]

Who would you add at midfield instead?  Acosta, oh wait we’re playing indoors. 

[Captain Ron 12,862]

10 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I don’t like adding Aaronson. 

He sucks ass for months, if not a year and then finally gets dropped. 

He has one good game and he’s back in the squad. 

JFC, Gregg! What the fuck?

Well, Gregg. 

[Ted Lange 16,082]