USMNT 2024

[Captain Ron 12804]

Turner makes up!!

[VinyVango 677]

Looks like they’re playing in a concrete underpass or drainage ditch with some cheap green turf rolled into it

[Napoleon 8605]

MUSAH is not easily knocked off the ball.

[Ted Lange 16050]

I missed it, I guess Johnny got injured?

[Hagbard Celine 10762]

yes

[Napoleon 8605]

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I missed it, I guess Johnny got injured?

He may have pulled his pão de quiejo. 
 

EDIT: 

Tessman kicks a ball to the moon and looked like he hit it into the ground first, but the bozo providing color commentary then says that he looked “fluid & clean.”

WTF?

Edited 2 hours ago by Napoleon

[Hagbard Celine 10762]

they are calling the game remote

no turner personnel traveled at all

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Handbags!

[Captain Ron 12804]

We need to be careful. There is no reason we should be baited into anything here. 

[Captain Ron 12804]

What a miss! That should have tied it. 

[Captain Ron 12804]

7 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Handbags!

Otra

[Ted Lange 16050]

Like seeing the team finally stand up for Pulisic 

[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

When did Jamaica turn into bigger cocksuckers than Mexico?

[Ted Lange 16050]

This is a much more spirited effort from the USMNT than we have seen in a good while. 

[Napoleon 8605]

I fell asleep and missed halftime and the first 17 minutes of the 2nd half. Shocking considering how exciting this has been. 

If you want to see real exciting soccer, I present to you…

 

[RamjetFDO 10554]

The pizza slices on the fat guy kits are awesome.

[Hagbard Celine 10762]

i really would like to get that 2nd goal just to prove the fucking point

firsttimethatbitch!

[Captain Ron 12804]

1 hour ago, VinyVango said:

Looks like they’re playing in a concrete underpass or drainage ditch with some cheap green turf rolled into it

 

That's an insult to concrete underpasses and drainage ditches.

 

15 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Like seeing the team finally stand up for Pulisic 

You know this is what leads to this:

15 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

When did Jamaica turn into bigger cocksuckers than Mexico?

 

When we played soft GGG ball, the MO for teams was to beat the shit out of our players, especially CP10, because we weren't going to stand up for our players. In this confederation you can't do that. You need some Marty McSorley types out there willing to throw down.

Poch wants more of this

 

 

Edited 57 minutes ago by Captain Ron
#BringBackTheWaldo

[TrashMaster G 17388]

Is it just me or is this field oddly narrow?

[Captain Ron 12804]

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Is it just me or is this field oddly narrow?

I think it's how low the stands are and how that angle makes the field look - because this is a full size 105 x 68 field. 

 

Add in how wide the sides are (track + the velodrome).

Edited 51 minutes ago by Captain Ron

[TrashMaster G 17388]

5 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I think it's how low the stands are and how that angle makes the field look - because this is a full size 105 x 68 field. 

 

Add in how wide the sides are (track + the velodrome).

I guess. I'm just looking at the space between the penalty area and the sideline. Seems smallish.

[LurkingHorn 1044]

Have to say, this was not pretty, even for scary for a few minutes, but we absolutely clamped them down the last 20 minutes. 

[Hagbard Celine 10762]

welp, kind of boring but a fair omen

[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

Not going to bitch considering the win and we played on a Chia Pet field.

[Captain Ron 12804]

 

HEY JAMAICA, you play soccer on a worse field than ours!!!

[Zepol87 9171]

Yay a W… always cool to see the field trash talk never leaves. Soft ass shit