Which one of you fellas shit your pants in NOLA?

[Hondo 661]

 

Come on guys!  

[royiv 9159]

Shart thread that way --->

[CurlyDumps 4439]

Dude's icey whites became icey shites.

[Victor Lazlo 1767]

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Dude's icey whites became icey shites.

Obligatory user name checks out

[gmr548 16513]

Never trust a fart, especially in NOLA

[Pimphand 5597]

21 minutes ago, Hondo said:

 

Come on guys!  

 

[Macklemore 2870]

Fake news 

 

[cabowabo 4453]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Fake news 

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

My, how the world has changed. Random guy has to go defend himself on Twitter for sharting.

[aggie08 21434]

His girlfriend/wife is a trooper trying to cover it for him.

[F250 28688]

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Never trust a fart, especially in NOLA

[Evil Bill Obrien 3191]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

My, how the world has changed. Random guy has to go defend himself on Twitter for sharting.

[deech 2251]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fake news 

 

 

[F250 28688]

8 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fake news 

 

Using the Greg Heffley excuse.

[gmr548 16513]

Wrong thread

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Wrong thread

There’s no rules in shart threads.  

[Fondren & Main 6670]

Dude, that guy was at the Tx/OU happy hour this year!  😂 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2870]

That’ll be Penix later.

[TKthunder2 4981]

I need a higher resolution photo

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

It’s no coincidence we just got a commitment from a LB named Deuce.

[Hondo 661]

18 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Never trust a fart, especially in NOLA

Had many a rough night in New Orleans and you, sir, are correct.  

[Bigbend1812 12889]

5 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I need a higher resolution photo

[Pimphand 5597]

 

[ApocalypseTexas 297]

34 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fake news 

 

Welcome to Internet fame dude 

[Macklemore 2870]

1 minute ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

Welcome to Internet fame dude 

Pretty impressed with his response. It’s almost like he had crisis management team ready to go on retainer. 

[Longhornstampede 3173]

I can confirm at least it wasn't me

[HOOKEM4 5022]

This is why I always wear black shorts. I can shart without the fear of public ridicule.

[DCA_HORN 725]

Somewhere George Brett is giving a tip of the cap. 

[msucolt45 3991]

Sharts only happen eating Allsup’s burritos in route to the game or popping a top when College Game Day goes live at 8:00 AM. If and when in NOLA, one should never even try to fart, as one isn’t accustomed to the “rich” or fried/seasoned delicacies.

Hook’em!!!

[Underdog 28457]

That just tells me he's a wide receiver and not a tight end. 

[bernorange 8348]

[Newdoc 3433]

Worse, he’s wearing white shorts after Labor Day. I can’t even…

[runthebone 7932]

That's unfortunate.

[Foggy Notion 1202]

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Fake news 

 

This guy follows SurlyHorns on Twitter. It’s almost a certainty that he posts on here.

[dr99 551]

[chunky monkey 12]

Just turned 60 so I’m going to shart from the safety of my couch this evening thankyouverymuch

[Underdog 28457]

Wait... There's a Surly Horns Twitter account? 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Do adult males actually wear white shorts when they’re not playing tennis?

[skilesare 71]

7 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Do adult males actually wear white shorts when they’re not playing tennis?

Do adult males play tennis? I thought we were a pickle ball country now.

[Zeus 5950]

Nice T Sweat Jersey though

 Total rookie move sitting on some ketchup

[Braff Zacklin 13420]

3 hours ago, Hondo said:

Come on guys!  

That's pretty obviously @Brisketexan after the home-cooked extravaganza he prepared earlier today. Kinda shocked he was able to drive to New Orleans that quickly.

 

Anyway, why you gotta put my man on blast like that?

[Smax 3800]

2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Fake news 

 

 

you deserve the shit stain for #blest and wearing white pants after labor day

[USNALonghorn 5024]

[BearSchlong 8077]

This guy follows SurlyHorns on Twitter. It’s almost a certainty that he posts on here.

It was me.

#stollenvalor

[Braff Zacklin 13420]

4 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

It was me.

#stollenvalor

I think you meant stoolenvalor.

[ScottS 1057]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Wait... There's a Surly Horns Twitter account? 

 

[DCA_HORN 725]

Well Thompson is the answer apparently. 

[TrashMaster G 17388]

Wtf is "Blest"?

[Underdog 28457]

1, 1

[TonyTexas 10482]

2 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

This is why I always wear black shorts. I can shart without the fear of public ridicule.

Not if you have a high calcium diet