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Never wear white in New Orleans. 
This is the real lesson. I guess it's ok if you don't plan on sitting down and avoid brushing against literally any surface.
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On 1/1/2024 at 6:46 PM, Macklemore said:

Pretty impressed with his response. It’s almost like he had crisis management team ready to go on retainer. 

Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. This ain’t no hobby 

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1 hour ago, CoreyElliot said:

Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. This ain’t no hobby 

How does coffee from a car seat end up only in the crack? 

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8 minutes ago, B00M said:

How does coffee from a car seat end up only in the crack? 

Lotta ins.  Lotta outs.  Lotta what have you’s.  Mostly outs, though.  

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Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. This ain’t no hobby 

We’re going to need your wife’s nudes to see if your story checks out. You can trust us, we’re all lawyers.
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4 hours ago, CoreyElliot said:

End this BS narrative. Grow up. 

Keep wearing your jersey then. Or grow up. One or the other. 

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46 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I for one shouldn’t be laughing at his predicament. 
Karma can be a bitch.

I'm on metformin now.

I'm in the throne room at least 5 times a day just in case.

Ain't no gas like metformin gas.

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5 hours ago, CoreyElliot said:

Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. This ain’t no hobby.

Only one way to settle this. Let a trusted poster smell your wife’s finger. 
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7 hours ago, CoreyElliot said:

Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. 

Maybe you should try that with your bowel movements.  Get in front of them.  CONTROL!

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

We damn sure should shame for wearing athletic/sweat shorts out in public like that, regardless of the color.  You're not 12.

Don't forget the tube socks. 

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@CoreyElliot, don’t let these degenerates run you off. There’s a literal thread here devoted to celebrating sharts. I’d hate to see you go the way of another poster who was bullied off the site simply because he accidentally posted a link to pegging videos. I’m against shaming of any kind, no kink shaming, and certainly no shart shaming. Let he who is without, etc., etc.

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3 hours ago, 'stache said:

@CoreyElliot, don’t let these degenerates run you off. There’s a literal thread here devoted to celebrating sharts. I’d hate to see you go the way of another poster who was bullied off the site simply because he accidentally posted a link to pegging videos. I’m against shaming of any kind, no kink shaming, and certainly no shart shaming. Let he who is without, etc., etc.

@NowThis was not bullied.  He pulled a Keyser Söze immediately after posting the link.

the usual suspects GIF

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3 hours ago, 'stache said:

@CoreyElliot, don’t let these degenerates run you off. There’s a literal thread here devoted to celebrating sharts. I’d hate to see you go the way of another poster who was bullied off the site simply because he accidentally posted a link to pegging videos. I’m against shaming of any kind, no kink shaming, and certainly no shart shaming. Let he who is without, etc., etc.

A literal thread?

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On 1/5/2024 at 3:25 AM, CoreyElliot said:

Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. This ain’t no hobby 

Sir, we have a whole shart thread of potential clients for your services. It restarts yearly too…

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On 1/1/2024 at 5:25 PM, Fondren & Main said:

Dude, that guy was at the Tx/OU happy hour this year!  😂 

He will be there this Friday too. Come on out and we can all shit our pants together. 

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43 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

He will be there this Friday too. Come on out and we can all shit our pants together. 

Driving down from Indiana just to shit myself with the Surly Horns gang

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On 1/8/2024 at 1:06 PM, Guadaloopy said:

@NowThis was not bullied.  He pulled a Keyser Söze immediately after posting the link.

the usual suspects GIF

This is correct. Everyone was very supportive of Nowthis and urged him to let his freak flag fly. He chose to exit the site.

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59 minutes ago, Hate said:

This is correct. Everyone was very supportive of Nowthis and urged him to let his freak flag fly. He chose to exit the site.

If ever there was a "don't knock it 'til you try it" website, it's this one.

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