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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

They’ve played to absolute perfection and could do no wrong and we have played our worst game of the year and it’s tied. We should be skull fuck the shit out of these guys.

We have 213 yards and 21 points....it has not been that inept an offensive half.  If the defense can figure out how to get home it would be good, as that plus weak secondary have been what has been bad

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Dear coach Sarkisian,

I asked Santa for a new PS5 and didn’t get didddly shit.  So for Christmas all I’m asking is for you to GIVE THE FUCKING BALL TO CJ BAXTER.

with much love and hookem,

Dingleberry Switzer

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If we can find an adjustment on defense, we can win this. At this point, maybe just contain the backfield and concentrate on breaking up passes or better coverage.

We've been very bipolar, and I think that drive might have helped Ewers dial in a bit. If they adjust to the run and our pass starts working, we could be looking at a high scoring 2nd half.

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Enormous answer. I’m not sure the D is going to find an answer but that is huge for the offense, both on the scoreboard and in terms of rhythm and confidence in an impending shootout

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Game would look so much different if Sark actually called the game based on the game and abandoned his script after we got our two defensive stops.  

He needs to actually live up to his complimentary football mantra. 

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2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Once more so y'all can hear me in the back...

Fuck all y'all pussy ass naysaying bitches.

Hey man being nervous and needed a bath when this is over doesn’t make me a naysaying bitches.

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1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

They can’t stop the run. Maybe someone will tell Sark that at the half.

Said this before and I'll say it again, Sark suffers from Mackovickian Syndrome.

"Coach, we're gashing them on the ground for 6, 7 yards a pop. They can't stop us!"

"Excellent. Let's pass a bunch."

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1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Penix is ballin, but they still can't pull away.

Yeah, as many calls have went their way, they just can't do it.

We have to get up a few scores so that close calls don't benefit them as much.

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If we can find an adjustment on defense, we can win this. At this point, maybe just contain the backfield and concentrate on breaking up passes or better coverage.

We've been very bipolar, and I think that drive might have helped Ewers dial in a bit. If they adjust to the run and our pass starts working, we could be looking at a high scoring 2nd half.

The defense is not going to find an answer. The Washington passing game is too good.

The defensive adjustment is ball control offense.
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1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

Honestly how was that not targeting? He lowered his head and shoulder into a player who had given himself up.

Did not make contact with the neck or head area

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Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Said this before and I'll say it again, Sark suffers from Mackovickian Syndrome.

"Coach, we're gashing them on the ground for 6, 7 yards a pop. They can't stop us!"

"Excellent. Let's pass a bunch."

simon cowell facepalm GIF

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