CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN

[Handcruser 2805]

Baxter with a casual 3 TDs at half.

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[Dnaguy 11770]

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Shit … left too much time on the clock. 😵‍💫

[NAVY 6738]

Were the refs purchased for 4 quarters? Or 2? 
 

we will see 

[ITHorn 797]

Announcer: “That penalty really hurt Washington” 

Narrator: it moved the ball from the 6 to the 3 and it was already first down regardless. 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Mayhem shit is tacky 

[runthebone 7932]

No 75 yard bomb...pussies

Edited January 2 by runthebone

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Halftime's getting here just in time for some of you nancies. Man up. 

[Jkwellborn 6653]

Ewers channeling some VInce Young grit on that drive.  Now the secondary needs to come through in second half...

He wanted to slide earlier, glad he didn’t.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Worst half all year and we are tied with #2 at the half. I’ll take it. Nut up and get some turnovers in the 2nd 

[D3zii 3641]

HEY GUYS!!!!!

 

we played like shit and Washington looked unstoppable with the REFS 

 

AND GUESS WHAT 

 

21-21 

 

LFG

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

They’ve played to absolute perfection and could do no wrong and we have played our worst game of the year and it’s tied. We should be skull fuck the shit out of these guys.

We have 213 yards and 21 points....it has not been that inept an offensive half.  If the defense can figure out how to get home it would be good, as that plus weak secondary have been what has been bad

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Second half is our game.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Let’s fucking go boys. Come out hard in Q3

[ATXbronco 4060]

Look happier, you 18 y/o fucks

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Dear coach Sarkisian,

I asked Santa for a new PS5 and didn’t get didddly shit.  So for Christmas all I’m asking is for you to GIVE THE FUCKING BALL TO CJ BAXTER.

with much love and hookem,

Dingleberry Switzer

Edited January 2 by dingleberryswitzer

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Penis with 254 yards passing 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10141]

12 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I sure hope Michigan rapes these clowns.

Apparently you were the one weighing down this team. Appreciate you quitting 

[MIkeHoncho 1894]

well, we shit the bed for most of that half and still tied.   At least can be optimistic. 

[Drew 2331]

The fact it’s tied after all that is amazing.

As long as they refs don’t fuck us we got a chance.

[Modessit 5596]

If we can find an adjustment on defense, we can win this. At this point, maybe just contain the backfield and concentrate on breaking up passes or better coverage.

We've been very bipolar, and I think that drive might have helped Ewers dial in a bit. If they adjust to the run and our pass starts working, we could be looking at a high scoring 2nd half.

[gmr548 16491]

Enormous answer. I’m not sure the D is going to find an answer but that is huge for the offense, both on the scoreboard and in terms of rhythm and confidence in an impending shootout

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

There’s a lot of titty babies on this site. This is far from over.  

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

The good guys in white always win

[Jshep34 2304]

Honestly how was that not targeting? He lowered his head and shoulder into a player who had given himself up.

[Fudbelty 2785]

Let a naysayer know!

[GTJ1982 378]

Game would look so much different if Sark actually called the game based on the game and abandoned his script after we got our two defensive stops.  

He needs to actually live up to his complimentary football mantra. 

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Tied up. We need to adjust. We are going to make these fuckers lose the game. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

Oh ye of little faith, motherfuckers

[OU Sucks 8745]

Wow, watching "Mayhem on the Sidelines" changed my life.

[Modessit 5596]

Does Sark's wife ever let him get more than 15 feet away?

[BurntOrange&White 39621]

being tied at half with a team who is the best first half team is huge.

[Vic Mackey 46932]

So Washington only penalty was a free cheap shot at Ewers that cost them, what 3 yards?

[Stunns38 3357]

The bitch ass announcers are disappointed that Washington didn’t run a play.

[troph 24562]

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Once more so y'all can hear me in the back...

Fuck all y'all pussy ass naysaying bitches.

Hey man being nervous and needed a bath when this is over doesn’t make me a naysaying bitches.

Edited January 2 by troph

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5391]

What a fucking answer. Hook em horns!

[Braff Zacklin 13409]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

They can’t stop the run. Maybe someone will tell Sark that at the half.

Said this before and I'll say it again, Sark suffers from Mackovickian Syndrome.

"Coach, we're gashing them on the ground for 6, 7 yards a pop. They can't stop us!"

"Excellent. Let's pass a bunch."

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1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Penix is ballin, but they still can't pull away.

Yeah, as many calls have went their way, they just can't do it.

We have to get up a few scores so that close calls don't benefit them as much.

[elfenix 34171]

Tie game, could have been way worse

[Dnaguy 11770]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Second half is our game.

[ousux 5586]

Look happier, you 18 y/o fucks

They went hard last night, give em a break

[gmr548 16491]

If we can find an adjustment on defense, we can win this. At this point, maybe just contain the backfield and concentrate on breaking up passes or better coverage.

We've been very bipolar, and I think that drive might have helped Ewers dial in a bit. If they adjust to the run and our pass starts working, we could be looking at a high scoring 2nd half.

The defense is not going to find an answer. The Washington passing game is too good.

The defensive adjustment is ball control offense.

[Both Tacos 1805]

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!
We clean things up in the 2nd half and we got this.

[Deej 76546]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Seriously have got to figure out a way to stop them 

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

They got every fucking break, Ewers was shit until the last drive and we’re tied. Could be a lot worse. 

[Longhornstampede 3173]

I would lick Molly McGrath's taint

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

Hopefully my D9 kicks in soon

[Topper13 3201]

Katie...

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1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

Honestly how was that not targeting? He lowered his head and shoulder into a player who had given himself up.

Did not make contact with the neck or head area

[atomheartbevo 89409]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Said this before and I'll say it again, Sark suffers from Mackovickian Syndrome.

"Coach, we're gashing them on the ground for 6, 7 yards a pop. They can't stop us!"

"Excellent. Let's pass a bunch."

[Sgt Hulk 13644]

Blue and Baxter 200 yards rushing in the second half and penis can’t get on the field