Washington vs Michigan, CFP Championship -- Jan. 8th ESPN 6:30p CT

[Topper13 3,258]

Coach is checked out. 

[Texasrocks 2,134]

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

he had to show everyone how hurt he was

Penix tapped out. He was seeing ghosts the last 5 minutes of the game.

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

McCarthy 10/18 for 140 yards. let’s slow the dick sucking down a little bit. 
 

[A-Tex Devil 2,446]

Just now, FOXHOUND said:

Couldn't have happened to a better fanbase, fuck em. 

I don’t get it?  I quite enjoyed the UW fans in NoLa.  Michigan fans are just slightly more tolerable than Ohio St.   we will find that out in September.  

[ITHorn 800]

Tears are oh so sweet

[Juicy 725]

Bet

[chainsaw 9,857]

Just now, Texasrocks said:

Penix tapped out. He was seeing ghosts the last 5 minutes of the game.

He probably had a broken ankle

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

Just now, chemHORN said:

Michigan just won that game with 140 yards passing.  

And 300+ rushing…

[Stunns38 3,460]

If Corum doesn’t succeed in the NFL, he’d be a good actor as a Dominican drug lord.

[deadshank 24,652]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Houston guys, yall can score with some mediocre Midwest chicks tonight. Easy peasy.

I’m going hoggin’ tonight.  Loaded up with a case of Old Style, 3 dozen bratwurst and 30 lbs of cheese curds. 

[Macklemore 2,876]

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Michigan's got lawyers and NCAA always buckles when resistance shows.  They're only good for torturing smaller schools.  

Like UT, Michigan has a lot of lawyers and journalists as alums who help carry their water. If we wanted to cheat, we’d get away with it just like Michigan.

Edited January 9 by Macklemore

[Corn Whiskey 32]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck you, Figurelli. Go to your next Klan rally. Or is it the Kream and Kow Klub?

Wow. That escalated quickly. I give your team a compliment and you come back with a racist insult? Do better. 

[WBT 20,561]

Happy for Michigan and their fans.  Hail to the Victors.

[Rimbo 25,911]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

McCarthy 10/18 for 140 yards. let’s slow the dick sucking down a little bit. 
 

In a striking reversal of the norms, this time, it was the penix doing the sucking.

[texastroubadour 1,210]

Just now, ITHorn said:

Tears are oh so sweet

We certainly know that reality

[Rimbo 25,911]

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I don’t get it?  I quite enjoyed the UW fans in NoLa.  Michigan fans are just slightly more tolerable than Ohio St.   we will find that out in September.  

The ones who showed up here were dickheads.

[Helobious 9,450]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

McCarthy 10/18 for 140 yards. let’s slow the dick sucking down a little bit. 
 

He nailed that answer when holly rowe asked him if he thought he was the best Michigan QB ever though.   

[Firemans4Horn 18,034]

“Your team faced a lot of adversity this year”

 

yeah, and why is that?

[Stunns38 3,460]

Burke just runs into tackle's chest, doesn't use his 8 foot arms for shit.

And slips and tries to tackle from the ground. He’ll get better.

[Ghost of LL 15,531]

All this game proves to me is that Florida State is the best team in the country and should be your true champion.

[Helobious 9,450]

Gutsy performance by Penix tonight, playing through a torn vagina.

[Richter 2,256]

Did y’all know that Washington’s likely QB next year is Gary Vaginex?

[ChiTownDoc 21,143]

11 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Michigan has had guys on the line just run right past slow unready linemen.  They're pass rush is better. 

 

10 minutes ago, troph said:

Meh we stuffed the run that’s what those guys do. I was hoping Burke and hill would get some pressure they didn’t. Sweat was never going to sack penix. Murphy got close. Our tackles played fine but what you need against WA is Edge and no delayed blitz bullshit.

Yeah not sure what some of you guys watched.   Texas pressured him a lot and he made a bunch of throws he flat out missed today.  This UW performance doesn’t win last week.  

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,395]

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

If Corum doesn’t succeed in the NFL, he’d be a good actor as a Dominican drug lord.

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

Now no more college football. Fuck everything 

[dr99 559]

penix

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

Now Michigan gets to revisit what shitty coaching feels like

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,258]

7 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Houston guys, yall can score with some mediocre Midwest chicks tonight. Easy peasy.

[Fondren & Main 6,700]

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck you, Figurelli. Go to your next Klan rally. Or is it the Kream and Kow Klub?

If you go neg all his posts we can be rid of him tonight.

[LonghornSean 3,989]

I’m gonna go book my flights to Ann Arbor

[Zeus 6,013]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Happy for Michigan and their fans.  Hail to the Victors.

Yeah sweet astrix on their Natty*

Fuck them

[Richter 2,256]

Just now, dr99 said:

penix

We’ve all wrapped our Penix in TP before for the wifes mummy fetish role play

[hookem48 4,687]

that was the fucking biggest bunch of bullshit by Penix, get off the fucking field you bitch

[chemHORN 1,239]

4 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

And 300+ rushing…

Exactly.  

[Texicali 47]

Can't wait to beat these whiners next year.

Also, can someone rep me so I can add more than one reaction a day? 🥺👉👈

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2,937]

[notre dame joe 186]

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Can’t beleive we lost to those scrubs 

The zebras were not going to help Texas that night.  Washington blocking is the same as it ever was, except the refs realized they had to deliver a kill shot.

[immamac 42,835]

This season was insane. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

The McCarthy glazing holy shit. Dude didn’t do shit except hand the ball off

[Underdog 28,568]

 

[Tex Pete 20,330]

7 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

Couldn't have happened to a better fanbase, fuck em. 

Hope @Beau Vine is enjoying it. Dickhead. 

[Parabellum 21]

28 minutes ago, Corn Whiskey said:

You couldn’t beat the team Michigan is beating. 

Well played my friend

[speed817 19,255]

Texas by 10 at the Big House come September....

[Vic Mackey 47,010]

Lmao at those crying Washington fucks on the sideline, It was all fun and games last week huh? 

[chemHORN 1,239]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Michigan is the best running team in the country. 

Doesn't mean we weren't averaging 6.4 yards per carry against Washington. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

Hope they got a hat and shirt for Connor Stalions.  

[PittsburghTiger 6,175]

Well, that was not very fun. Just a little over two months until spring football!

[Captain Ron 12,868]

No team affected more than Michigan by the COVID season ....

 

You sure about that Fowler?

*COUGH*COUGH*JIMBO*EXTENSION*COUGH*COUGH*

[Macklemore 2,876]

 

[A-Tex Devil 2,446]

I mean, seriously, I don’t get any UT fan that doesn’t have Michigan ties rooting for Michigan tonight.  Penix was a wizard last week and we win if he played like he did tonight. 
 

Fuck Jim Harbaugh. I can’t wait for the hammer to drop on Michigan after Harbaugh has jetted off to Vegas in a month.  I hope we Michele them in September.