Tell me about Texas

[52-80 19162]

I was told they had a great coach who was on the brink of a championship but got run out of town because the fans were racist.

[SHOOTER12 8810]

jfc enough of this shit

[Auto Driller 2506]

Delete thread, ban user 

[BigOrange1 6441]

15 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

I was told they had a great coach who was on the brink of a championship but got run out of town because the fans were racist.

you're a fucking idiot. 

[TBGFL 397]

Aggy took one too many hits from the jizz jar

[kopp0e 1135]

A university within a state that is great enough to be it's own nation, with the school mascot named after an untamable beast in a Longhorn, also has the best rivalry in America..!

 

[South Austin 52515]

Our campus has great tits.

[BigHorn'13 3363]

11 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Our campus has great tits.

gynecomastia ain't funny

['stache 21817]

The governor refuses to stand for the national anthem and has a fake army color guard.

[Al_4_ISU 12464]

Hubris.  The state's obsession with itself gives the vibe of a bunch of dudes compensating for something.

But I can over look it because I always have fun down there and most people are good shit once you get them to change the subject from prattling on about Texas.  I also love how dramatically the vibe can change from wild as all hell to dry county in about 10 miles.  Texas is nothing if not entertaining.

Fuck Aggy too.

[Al_4_ISU 12464]

37 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Our campus has great tits.

Yeah, that too.  Austin is pretty great.

[936horn 910]

1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

Delete thread, ban user 

For real, this.

[Spoetzl 181]

I like the way it's shaped.

[mr. sunshine 2827]

 

2 minutes ago, Spoetzl said:

I like the way it's shaped.

Nice Fandango quote.  Also what other state can open a beer?

[EastTexan 662]

24 minutes ago, Spoetzl said:

I like the way it's shaped.

True. Recognized around the world.

F ou

F aggy

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

The governor refuses to stand for the national anthem and has a fake army color guard.

Is that similar or different than the talking plastic cup on tv that you poop in?

[Al_4_ISU 12464]

Texas's boundaries are aesthetically pleasing.

FWIW, I think you could open beers with Alaska and Wisconsin.

[Goo Punch 4275]

3 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

gynecomastia ain't funny

sure i am.

[TrashMaster G 17558]

6 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

Delete thread, ban user 

Delete user, ban thread

[TornACL 7698]

I'm in favor of immediate and permanent user ban for anyone who starts another "Tell me about" thread.

[Longboard Horn 40326]

The business school ranks #5 in the nation and accounting is #1

[DaggerHorns 3085]

Negged

[lemonandaturd 4285]

27-25

45-35

41-38

Roll left

15-14

Those should do quite nicely.  

Edited July 14, 2018 by lemonandaturd
Fuck aggy, OU, USC, Uncle Tom Osborne and arky

[bmbmd 1027]

https://www.si.com/college-football/2018/07/13/bcs-championship-game-best-performances-vince-young

[GreenspointTexas 9605]

Its the best goddamn place on earth

 

 

/thread

[ousux 5597]

Is not aggy, never has been, never will be.

/thread

[kopp0e 1135]

Another video displaying the festivities on gameday in and around the city of Dallas during the UT-OU game:

 

[kopp0e 1135]

When Campbell was mmm mmm good..!

 

[kopp0e 1135]

UT recently ranked as the best overall team of the last 20 years...

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Vince Young-led Texas the best team of the past 20 years | abc7.com

abc7.com/sports/vince-young-led-texas-the-best-team-of-the...20-years/3827781/

6 days ago - 2005-06 Texas Longhorns. The 2005 Longhorns are the top championship team of the last20 years in large part because they claim the best ...

And in that case, I proclaim that the Longhorns have rights to the spoils of the spoils of the Trojans, the booty in particular:

 

[kopp0e 1135]

UT hype video:

 

[52-80 19162]

5 hours ago, kopp0e said:

UT recently ranked as the best overall team of the last 20 years...

 

 

 

 

they aint wrong

[TexArcher 37831]

On 7/13/2018 at 6:17 AM, 52-80 said:

I was told they had a great coach who was on the brink of a championship but got run out of town because the fans were racist.

I was told you can go fuck yourself.

[52-80 19162]

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I was told you can go fuck yourself.

i havent tried, but now im interested.