Confirmed Nick Saban Retirement + Alabama Corch Search Megathread - Deals with Satan Do Expire

[troph 24563]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We get it, you’re terrified of him 

I ain't terrified of anyone. I'd just prefer Bama to suck for a while. and quite frankly for on the field results I'd rather have DeBoer than Sark. there I said it.

[Huckleberry 32704]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

this interview is incredible. 

Most of it was pretty good but a guy who knows that cheating and breaking rules was part of his dominance preaching about the importance of an even playing field was pretty gross. 

[Dbeasy 14970]

Just now, troph said:

I ain't terrified of anyone.

That’s exactly what someone who’s terrified would say. 

[nbmishoid 941]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Most of it was pretty good but a guy who knows that cheating and breaking rules was part of his dominance preaching about the importance of an even playing field was pretty gross. 

That, and him saying he never complained.  What about the tempo offenses?  Shouldn’t be allowed?

[SubliminalHorn 6674]

10 minutes ago, troph said:

DeBoer is a MAJOR issue for the SEC if he takes that job. and if he does, Texas AD, President's office and the BOR need to hire Bama folks as consultants on our next hires. that's one GOAT to what may be the next. Sweet fucking Jesus say it isn't so. I want DeBoer at WA or at a Big 10 school. Fuck that, I want him in the NFL where I don't have to worry one single day about him. That fucker can coach.

Girl get it together 

[closetohumping 17404]

10 minutes ago, troph said:

DeBoer is a MAJOR issue for the SEC if he takes that job. and if he does, Texas AD, President's office and the BOR need to hire Bama folks as consultants on our next hires. that's one GOAT to what may be the next. Sweet fucking Jesus say it isn't so. I want DeBoer at WA or at a Big 10 school. Fuck that, I want him in the NFL where I don't have to worry one single day about him. That fucker can coach.

Dont need bama consultants to tell me DeBoer or whoever is great.  My only worry is can he recruit in the south

[Nicole44 22027]

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We get it, you’re terrified of him 

Me too! @trophand I know what’s up! He will have 4 and 5 stars and shit and bag money. 💰 and damn. And he knows how to beat us.

[stork642 4498]

2 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

 

I heard it was Michelle that “forgot” to put the bolts on the that Max 9 door.  

Edited January 11 by stork642

[Nicole44 22027]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Dont need bama consultants to tell me DeBoer or whoever is great.  My only worry is can he recruit in the south

I’m sure he will have help. He won’t deep around like Harsin did. Saban will have an office there. Sounds super fun! DeBoer should stay in Washington or got to Seahawks. 

[tx 3 putt 76409]

 

[troph 24563]

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Dont need bama consultants to tell me DeBoer or whoever is great.  My only worry is can he recruit in the south

if they go from a great to another great that's just fucked up. we go Mack and shit the bed not once but twice before Sark. and then before that DKR to Mack, not even gonna go there.

[BachelorTrek 2937]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m sure he will have help. He won’t deep around like Harsin did. Saban will have an office there. Sounds super fun! DeBoer should stay in Washington or got to Seahawks. 

No one's talking about Mischter-BDE Urban Meyer taking the job.  I wonder why that is.... hmmmm....  Lulz.

[BachelorTrek 2937]

1 minute ago, troph said:

if they go from a great to another great that's just fucked up. we go Mack and shit the bed not once but twice before Sark. and then before that DKR to Mack, not even gonna go there.

#MikeCampbellTalkNotGoingAway

[troph 24563]

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Dont need bama consultants to tell me DeBoer or whoever is great.  My only worry is can he recruit in the south

Bama + coach em up + win + good assistants, yeah he can recruit the south.

I think the reality though is unless you want to teach/coach kids and young men, then the NFL is a much easier gig now when comparing coaching football in one league versus the other.

[wood 11166]

11 minutes ago, troph said:

if they go from a great to another great that's just fucked up. we go Mack and shit the bed not once but twice before Sark. and then before that DKR to Mack, not even gonna go there.

I get the sentiment, but Mack Brown is not a 'great'. He talked one great into sticking around and then recruited the greatest-ever and eventually let him do his thing. Then he got lazy and started stealing paychecks as he sat by and watched our program slip back into obscurity.

Edited January 11 by wood

[EastHorn 281]

Sexton is crazy. Like in any other business his conflict of interest would be outlawed. 

[MAUFRAIS 6580]

I found that interview pretty boring.

[oldhorn2 430]

scared of DeBoer????..all he needed was two lost fumbles, a dropped TD pass strange calls from the refs and he STILL was one pass from the 12 yd line away from losing that game anyway.....notice I didnt mention the 24 yr old QB....is that the guy you are terrified of?......say it aint so!

[Beau Vine 54005]

Deboer to Michigan rumors also popping up.

[Nicole44 22027]

Saw this on X

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

 

[BachelorTrek 2937]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Deboer to Michigan rumors also popping up.

Really? This article from 4 hours ago contradicts that by saying Har-Cheat wants to stay at MeatChicken:

https://wolverineswire.usatoday.com/2024/01/11/si-people-close-to-jim-harbaugh-believe-he-wants-to-stay-with-michigan-football/

[Huckleberry 32704]

The issue is that it might not be completely his choice. 

[CastHorn 795]

Just now, oldhorn2 said:

scared of DeBoer????..all he needed was two lost fumbles, a dropped TD pass strange calls from the refs and he STILL was one pass from the 12 yd line away from losing that game anyway.....notice I didnt mention the 24 yr old QB....is that the guy you are terrified of?......say it aint so!

Roster full of NFL guys and almost double digit 6 year players. Also their first half game plan was flawless, it’s as if they had a mole in our run throughs. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6555]

6 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

scared of DeBoer????..all he needed was two lost fumbles, a dropped TD pass strange calls from the refs and he STILL was one pass from the 12 yd line away from losing that game anyway.....notice I didnt mention the 24 yr old QB....is that the guy you are terrified of?......say it aint so!

You forgot that the 6th year senior QB had the game of his life.  Not sure many QBs will be facing a Texas team with that bad of a secondary and lack of an edge pass rush for years to come fortunately.  

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

If I had Red McCombs money, just for lulz I'd be hiring private jets to fly into Tuscaloosa from Seattle, Athens, Clemson, Tallahassee, Ann Arbor, College Station, Oxford, Eugene, LA, Norman.  

[Tex-19 2869]

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Funny but doesn't really make sense, he won a championship his last year at Bama

[AeroHorn 735]

52 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Same.  I don't hate my job, or even dislike it that much, but I am fucking done.  

Yeah, I don’t like all that comes with a job, from people jockeying for position to performance reviews, but being paid to do R&D in a rapidly evolving field that matches your natural inclination is too good to say goodbye to. Of course, the money is still the number 1 reason. 

[Tex Long 4348]

24 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

... it’s as if they had a mole in our run throughs. 

Harbaugh knew who he wanted in the Grande Finale.

Just sayin'...

[Texzilla58 4717]

On a personal note, having lost my aunt and uncle this year (both at 72–she from Alzheimer’s and he from heart attack they would have been married 51 years this year)  I hope Saban’s health concerns are minor ones. Imagine achieving all that and not being able to travel and have some fun the money you made. I can’t imagine him retiring because of how invested he was. Very few people live like he did as a coach. But he should hook up with Jimmy Johnson and Belichick and go deep sea fishing. I don’t wish health issues on anyone. 

He’s got a $17 mil house in Ft Myers. Jimmy or Bill will hook him up with a boat guy if he needs. Jimmy’s more the big sport fisherman, Bills kind of a whaler guy.

Maybe he had that kickoff meeting with the coaching staff and just looked in the mirror and said fuck it. Probably got a list of guys wanting to portal out or wanting more money. Wife might have told him he could wake up with a blowjob every morning instead of watching film at 5 am if he retired.

[SubliminalHorn 6674]

30 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The issue is that it might not be completely his choice. 

And wanting to stay and actually staying are two different things 

[Hondo 661]

Pretty sure it's Deboer.  Sounds like he's out at Washington.

[HOOKEM4 5023]

Some people need to get their shit together and stop day drinking 😂....looking at you @troph

We are building the death star. It don't make a shit who Bama hires. We got our guy.

[BurntOrange&White 39667]

Just now, HOOKEM4 said:

Some people need to get their shit together and stop day drinking

There is no correlation between having shit together and day drinking! stop the madness!

[Tex-19 2869]

2 minutes ago, Hondo said:

Sounds like he's out at Washington.

What makes you say that? Just curious.

[Hondo 661]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

What makes you say that? Just curious.

He called for a mandatory team meeting at 1700 PST

[Deej 76570]

10 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Wife might have told him he could wake up with a blowjob every morning instead of watching film at 5 am if he retired.

From someone other than her, I would hope.

 

[troph 24563]

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Some people need to get their shit together and stop day drinking 😂....looking at you @troph

We are building the death star. It don't make a shit who Bama hires. We got our guy.

I'm stone cold sober this month, probably my issue.

I'd love Bama to suck and Texas to roll in (no pun intend) and dominate.  DeBoer had great talent but not across the board and he's only lost 3 games as a P5 coach in two years and won 3 titles the last time he was a HC, albeit NAIA. I do think he's going to be one of the best in the business.

In that Saban interview he said that rebuilding a program and maintaining a winning are two totally different things. Nothing to prove in the second one, and it's harder to learn when you've been winning. I hope Sark keeps learning, I hope losing that need to prove to people isn't the core of his motivation. Saban preached playing to a standard every week, for 15+ years he fucking did that. If Sark is like that, wants to be the best he and his players can be for that reason alone and he learns even when he wins, then we will be fine.

[Royale with cheese 1460]

4 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

Perspective can be subjective.   I’ve been here 12 years.  Don’t know how many stints that is equivalent to.  Beyond the weather, which is fine for me, I’m here for the beauty that hits me in the face every day.

I had a live-in like that one time. Had to cut her loose . . .

[TrashMaster G 17392]

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

There is no correlation between having shit together and day drinking! stop the madness!

Pretty sure you're full of shit.

[Vertigo 20267]

1 hour ago, troph said:

I ain't terrified of anyone. I'd just prefer Bama to suck for a while. and quite frankly for on the field results I'd rather have DeBoer than Sark. there I said it.

[TrashMaster G 17392]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

From someone other than her, I would hope.

 

Dude, she looks like she wants to be a dirty girl.

She'd get it. 

[Tex-19 2869]

6 minutes ago, Hondo said:

He called for a mandatory team meeting at 1700 PST

Interesting, haven't seen that 

[Nicole44 22027]

I can never tell anymore if stuff is legit but here ya go 

 

[Jack Handey 57]

1 hour ago, stork642 said:

I heard it was Michelle that “forgot” to put the bolts on the that Max 9 door.  

I don’t know what that the fuck that means but I know it’s too soon. 

[Vertigo 20267]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I can never tell anymore if stuff is legit but here ya go 

 

CBS? PFFT. Bullshit outlet. 

[Nicole44 22027]

6 minutes ago, troph said:

I'm stone cold sober this month, probably my issue.

I'd love Bama to suck and Texas to roll in (no pun intend) and dominate.  DeBoer had great talent but not across the board and he's only lost 3 games as a P5 coach in two years and won 3 titles the last time he was a HC, albeit NAIA. I do think he's going to be one of the best in the business.

In that Saban interview he said that rebuilding a program and maintaining a winning are two totally different things. Nothing to prove in the second one, and it's harder to learn when you've been winning. I hope Sark keeps learning, I hope losing that need to prove to people isn't the core of his motivation. Saban preached playing to a standard every week, for 15+ years he fucking did that. If Sark is like that, wants to be the best he and his players can be for that reason alone and he learns even when he wins, then we will be fine.

We tried to warn people, my lovely and they wouldn’t fucking listen to our sage warnings. Looks like DeBoer has accepted if X sources are legit/accurate. We tried. It’s their funeral. I don’t drink anymore but will treat you to a steak dinner of “we fucking told yall so.”

[po elvis 2070]

1 hour ago, troph said:

DeBoer is a MAJOR issue for the SEC if he takes that job. and if he does, Texas AD, President's office and the BOR need to hire Bama folks as consultants on our next hires. that's one GOAT to what may be the next. Sweet fucking Jesus say it isn't so. I want DeBoer at WA or at a Big 10 school. Fuck that, I want him in the NFL where I don't have to worry one single day about him. That fucker can coach.

Except for that coaching in the 4th quarter of our game. It was terribad only to be bailed out by Sark’s red zone offense.

[Js1 85115]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

We tried to warn people, my lovely and they wouldn’t fucking listen to our sage warnings. Looks like DeBoer has accepted if X sources are legit/accurate. We tried. It’s their funeral. I don’t drink anymore but will treat you to a steak dinner of “we fucking told yall so.”

Welp between you and Troph, I guess we should should just shut the program down bc DeBoer is going to Alabama

[troph 24563]

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Welp between you and Troph, I guess we should should just shut the program down bc DeBoer is going to Alabama

now YOU'RE being a dramatic little bitch.

Edited January 12 by troph

[Tex-19 2869]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I can never tell anymore if stuff is legit but here ya go 

 

That guy has 125 followers..