Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP

[Hard Times 302]

Of course the idiot from LA joins in.

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

God that area is bad these days. I’m driving thru there later today as well. Will try to remember to report back on any dumbshittery. 

If you’re off Fitzhugh, you’re just a shout away from me.   I have more firepower than any of those slapdicks, and I’m a democrat.  

[Guest]

This shit worries me. What a fucking mess. 

[1978horn 892]

God that area is bad these days. I’m driving thru there later today as well. Will try to remember to report back on any dumbshittery. 

It is pretty close to 50/50. The people committing dumbshittery are the loudest.

I think the owner of that distillery was one of the ones that were close to being indicted for Jan 6th. Apparently he made the power point that was circulated in Washington.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

3 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

This shit worries me. What a fucking mess. 

You should be worried.  It ceased to be funny on January 6.   Go vote, it matters.  

[dieucla98 2942]

If Texas secedes, can certain areas elect out and stay with the US? Would that require federal control of said holdout?

Asking for a friend. In Austin. Named Austin.

[Celery Man 20933]

Catching up on this shit. The last time that states tried to secede, the American military prevented that from happening. Is it actually being entertained that secession might be a thing? Without a similar price to pay?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Because apparently getting your ass whipped, and your shit burned to the ground wasn’t convincing enough the first time.  I’m all for doing it again.  Let’s roll.  

[South Austin 52456]

I’m just a tad concerned about a seceded Texas whose only serious ability to defend itself from foreign invaders is a relatively small collection of guardsman who do 50 pushups once a month.

I mean, have you all seen Red Dawn? The commies came in from Mexico.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

10 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

If Texas secedes, can certain areas elect out and stay with the US? Would that require federal control of said holdout?

Asking for a friend. In Austin. Named Austin.

Texas won’t do shit.  We have a trans denier (Dan Patrick), a cripple, a Canadian and a brisket mutilator. This is who we are.  Love it or fix it 

[DigglerontheHoof 21183]

12 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Because apparently getting your ass whipped, and your shit burned to the ground wasn’t convincing enough the first time.  I’m all for doing it again.  Let’s roll.  

I'm way too old to fight in the military but if Texas seceded I'd be one of the first to move out and return armed to the teeth to start killing rebels. 

[South Austin 52456]

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm way too old to fight in the military but if Texas seceded I'd be one of the first to move out and return armed to the teeth to start killing rebels. 

I’ve got dibs on Dan Patrick and Billy Luicci.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Because (checks notes), fighting to keep rich folks in power, and codify negroes as subhuman, is completely cool. 

[Bateshorn 9927]

Just a quick reminder: states in rebellion will not be allowed to participate in national elections.  
 

Abraham Lincoln out front shoulda told ya.

Edited January 26 by Bateshorn

[InkaUtexas 25874]

51 minutes ago, Hard Times said:

Of course the idiot from LA joins in.

 

Time to kick LSU's ass.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

14 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Just a quick reminder: states in rebellion will not be allowed to participate in national elections.  
 

Abraham Lincoln out front shoulda told ya.

I mean, shouldn't that apply to Texas right now?

[InkaUtexas 25874]

46 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

This shit worries me. What a fucking mess. 

User name kind of checks out.

Yeah, this ain't good. You fuck with my breakfast tacos and shit is going to get real. I can mow my own lawn, but Dona Maria's salsa? Nah, cannot do it.

[immamac 42838]

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, shouldn't that apply to Texas right now?

I’d be fine with that. Republicans really don’t want their votes to count in Texas. Lol

[InkaUtexas 25874]

27 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm way too old to fight in the military but if Texas seceded I'd be one of the first to move out and return armed to the teeth to start killing rebels. 

Nah, I ain't going anywhere. I will stay and fight. Plus I know where some dope smoking hunters, with non-anglo names, will get together.

Just a thought, but the biker wars in Waco are going to get real.

[hookemATL 11706]

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

but the biker wars in Waco are going to get real.

The Twin Peaks Massacre will look tame compared to the Battle of Hooters Hill. 
 

“You may all go to Hell, and I will go to titties!!”

[DigglerontheHoof 21183]

33 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’ve got dibs on Dan Patrick and Billy Luicci.

So you're gonna leave me w/ the gimp and ol one-eye?  I can live w/ that. 

[InkaUtexas 25874]

5 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

The Twin Peaks Massacre will look tame compared to the Battle of Hooters Hill. 
 

“You may all go to Hell, and I will go to titties!!”

Twin Peaks wins man. And they are all over the state.

[Boss Hogg 808]

13 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I’ll bet my mortgage that Dean “I’m a Democrat, I promise” Phillips will make a similar statement shortly.

 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

7 minutes ago, Boss Hogg said:

 

He's gonna circumvent congress?

[wildcat09 29347]

The man literally has a role to play in fixing it right now in Congress but he won't even mention Congress.

[gmr548 16576]

1 hour ago, dieucla98 said:

If Texas secedes, can certain areas elect out and stay with the US? Would that require federal control of said holdout?

Asking for a friend. In Austin. Named Austin.

As a Native, lifelong Texan, let the place go ahead and secede for all I care. I'll take my US passport to my country of origin - which will never again elect a Republican President without Texas - and go on with my life while Texas becomes a third world backwater in short order.

[Brisketexan 105079]

As a Native, lifelong Texan, let the place go ahead and secede for all I care. I'll take my US passport to my country of origin - which will never again elect a Republican President without Texas - and go on with my life while Texas becomes a third world backwater in short order.

As for me, I’ll stay and fight for my country. I was born on this land. I won’t let any dirty piece of shit terrorist traitors take it from me. Instead, I’ll happily kill them by the score. Like Sherman did. Some shitty town declares it’s a super MAGA-land redoubt of the new rebellious state of Texas? Excellent. I’ll very much enjoy burning the entire place to the ground and shooting the rebels as they run from their burning homes. Sherman got it right.

[Homercles 10205]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm way too old to fight in the military but if Texas seceded I'd be one of the first to move out and return armed to the teeth to start killing rebels. 

Surly Company, roll call!

[YChang 3443]

Seriously… reconstruction 2.0 start already. But this time complete the job. 

[Captainant 27638]

4 minutes ago, YChang said:

Seriously… reconstruction 2.0 start already. But this time complete the job. 

Shermanposting is so toxic

[CooterBrown 18004]

At this point, I hope Biden drops nukes on Texas.

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Because apparently getting your ass whipped, and your shit burned to the ground wasn’t convincing enough the first time.  I’m all for doing it again.  Let’s roll.  

That's because we coddled the traitors after it was over instead of hanging them.  Looks like we're fucking up the exact same way again.

God damnit, Biden... get off your ass and do something about these treasonous fucks.

[dieucla98 2942]

This secession talk is starting to bring out the MAGA in some of you...

Or shit, maybe I am weenie lib after all.

[RomaVicta 29902]

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

In many, many countries all these traitors get a bullet to head

yesterday

 

 

Defend our border. From terrorists. Deaths (of some kind) up 500% in OK.

Federalizing NG will change their "allegiance" from Abbott to Joe Biden. 

This is all chickenshit sabre-rattling, lies, and the notion that armies of the US have allegiance to individuals.

These are bad people. They deserve the worst that fate can hand them.

All over this horrific threat:

I was mainly just looking for a photo of the dread invaders. The picture came under a story with this headline:

Barrels of drinking water for migrants walking through Texas have disappeared

What is our brand again? Oh yea. Cruelty.

Insecurity about our manhood causing the need to act tough is just one of our malignant traits as a country. How many Americans would cheer a story of the people above being warned back with machine gun fire and then actully slaughtered if they didn't respond fast enough?

The incident would never be presented in graphic detail to those cheering. I'm not sure how much that would matter. We're a people who cheish hard-heartedness as a virtue. Mainstream TV news would shy from showing the carnage. Pieces of shit like Abbott and the moron from OK would get their Generalissimo on and be presented by the MAGA mob as Generals George Washington and Robert E. Lee.

I still have moments when my jaw drops at what I'm watching. At what my name is tied to because we are a democracy. 

Edited January 26 by RomaVicta

[Huckleberry 32849]

4 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

This secession talk is starting to bring out the MAGA in some of you...

Or shit, maybe I am weenie lib after all.

No, the issue is that secession is just a concept after 160 years. When people mention secession, they are taking about war and killing. That's the only thing it means, it seems like maybe you're still thinking of it as some internet discussion topic only. There is a State getting publicly supported by other States that is currently using military personnel to encroach on the Federal government's role and responsibility. That's a serious issue, discussing the end result if Texas doesn't back down isn't unreasonable. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Wasn’t Texas once part of Mexico?

[bolverk 29656]

8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Defend our border. From terrorists. Deaths (of some kind) up 500% in OK.

Federalizing NG will change their "allegiance" from Abbott to Joe Biden. 

Chickenshit sabre-rattling, lies, and the notion that armies of the US have a allegiance to individuals.

These are bad people. They deserve the worst that fate can hand them.

All over this horrific threat:

I was mainly just looking for a photo of the dread invaders. The picture came under a story with this headline:

Barrels of drinking water for migrants walking through Texas have disappeared

What is our brand again? Oh yea. Cruelty.

Insecurity about our manhood causing the need to act tough is just one of our malignant traits as a country. How many Americans would cheer a story of the people above being warned back with machine gun fire and then actully slaughtered if they didn't respond fast enough?

The incident would never be presented in graphic detail to those cheering. I'm not sure how much that would matter. We're a people who cheish hard-heartedness as a virtue. Mainstream TV news would shy from showing the carnage. Pieces of shit like Abbott and the moron from OK would get their Generalissimo on and be presented by the MAGA mob as General George Washington and Robert E. Lee.

I still have moments when my jaw drops at what I'm watching. At what my name is tied to because we are a democracy. 

 

I guess it's time to change our state motto.

[dieucla98 2942]

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, the issue is that secession is just a concept after 160 years. When people mention secession, they are taking about war and killing. That's the only thing it means, it seems like maybe you're still thinking of it as some internet discussion topic only. There is a State getting publicly supported by other States that is currently using military personnel to encroach on the Federal government's role and responsibility. That's a serious issue, discussing the end result if Texas doesn't back down isn't unreasonable. 

You misunderstand me. I'm taking this very seriously. I see the end game and I'm not saying we shouldn't discuss what happens if Texas doesn't back down. I'm commenting on how quickly we've pivoted to killing (current) citizens and burning cities to the ground. It's all talk (for now), I get it - just not comfortable talk to this weenie lib.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

I read Ulysses S. Grants memoirs last year and one thing that struck me was how he described the Southern politicians behavior prior to the Civil War.  

Grant argues the federal government was very much sabotaged from the inside by demagoguing old men well beyond their military service years.  He also claims the Civil War was about slavery and it was one of the worst causes ever fought for.  

[Goredho 17397]

15 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

 

I prefer Buncha Cunts.

A Gaggle of Gashes?

[Todd Gack 432]

5 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

You misunderstand me. I'm taking this very seriously. I see the end game and I'm not saying we shouldn't discuss what happens if Texas doesn't back down. I'm commenting on how quickly we've pivoted to killing (current) citizens and burning cities to the ground. It's all talk (for now), I get it - just not comfortable talk to this weenie lib.

[Goredho 17397]

15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm all for creative jerking off, but I'm 100% certain I never want to do so using a device called "the Romney" or "the McConnell."

No one is brave enough for this dildo

[Goredho 17397]

53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

As for me, I’ll stay and fight for my country. I was born on this land. I won’t let any dirty piece of shit terrorist traitors take it from me. Instead, I’ll happily kill them by the score. Like Sherman did. Some shitty town declares it’s a super MAGA-land redoubt of the new rebellious state of Texas? Excellent. I’ll very much enjoy burning the entire place to the ground and shooting the rebels as they run from their burning homes. Sherman got it right.

So I hope it never comes to that, but some here might want to revisit their positions on gun ownership and regulation.

[Dnaguy 11920]

11 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Damn, not the Army Reserve. Inactive Army Reserve is great, but the Regular Army Reserve? Those guys always reminded me of the army of some country on the borders of Colombia and Syria. Just sorta listless, watching the clock tick.

So….. like everyone who works in my office?

[miguelito 11255]

20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I read Ulysses S. Grants memoirs last year and one thing that struck me was how he described the Southern politicians behavior prior to the Civil War.  

Grant argues the federal government was very much sabotaged from the inside by demagoguing old men well beyond their military service years.  He also claims the Civil War was about slavery and it was one of the worst causes ever fought for.  

Grant sounds woke and toxic.

[Brisketexan 105079]

29 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

You misunderstand me. I'm taking this very seriously. I see the end game and I'm not saying we shouldn't discuss what happens if Texas doesn't back down. I'm commenting on how quickly we've pivoted to killing (current) citizens and burning cities to the ground. It's all talk (for now), I get it - just not comfortable talk to this weenie lib.

That's the entire point of such talk - it reminds us of what is actually at stake.  What Abbott and the GQP are espousing?  It's fucking war.  All I'm doing is pointing out the inevitable end game of their little masturbatory fantasy. It's all well and good to think you can cosplay Civil War and shit.  But "Civil War" ain't a fucking game.

It's this:

 

People loyal to the United States of America - MY COUNTRY - dealt with treasonous shitbags EXACTLY as shown in the photo above.  Wanna play that game?  Then be prepared to win those same stupid prizes.

14 minutes ago, Goredho said:

So I hope it never comes to that, but some here might want to revisit their positions on gun ownership and regulation.

Here's the thing: the Gravy Seals and their cosplaying masturbatory fuckboys think they're the only ones with guns.  No, they're the only people who cosplay with them and jack off to them.  Plenty of us who are actual loyal Americans own guns.  And know how to use them very, very well.  We won't put on $2500 worth of "tacticool" kit to play Civil War.  We'll dress normally.  And burn down your house.  And shoot you dead from 300 yards away, then disappear.  A .300 WBY mag doesn't care about your MAGA flag, or your kevlar, or your AR with 400 accessories tacked onto it.

Fuck around, rebels...and find the fuck out.  This thing you're talking up isn't a game.  It ends with you being very, very fucking dead.

[HornOnTheBayou 8919]

In the clash between federal and state governments, there have been four major crises in our country's history: the Nullification Crisis, the Civil War, school integration in the 50s/60s, and this current border issue.

So, three out of the four were about keeping down people of color. But don't worry, everyone, we are totally not a racist country.

Edited January 26 by HornOnTheBayou

[wildcat09 29347]

Expanding on some posts from yesterday, and obviously there are many differences, but I can't help but view this similarly to Hitler's reoccupation of the Rhineland in contravention of the Treaty of Versailles.  Hitler did not at the time have the military strength to actually take and hold the Rhineland if France attacked him. If France had called his bluff, that might've been the end of Hitler and the nazis right then and there. 

Appeasing fascists never works, it only emboldens them. If Abbott was at all serious about this fight he wouldn't be in fucking India right now.  And Trump and the GOP are encouraging this because they know their odds of winning in November are shit, but if they can make Biden look weak and feckless here it will help their chances.  They don't want the fight, they want to pretend that they want the fight. But every time we appease this shit it makes more and more of them want an actual fight. So it's time to quash this shit now before it gets worse.  Put the choice to them: shoot federal agents or stand down. They'll stand down and it will further demoralize the right. And if they actually shoot federal agents, public opinion will turn HARD against them and Biden will have a clear public mandate to push Abbott's shit in.

[jimmyjazz 45893]

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

They don't want the fight, they want to pretend that they want the fight. 

Bingo.

[Goredho 17397]

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That's the entire point of such talk - it reminds us of what is actually at stake.  What Abbott and the GQP are espousing?  It's fucking war.  All I'm doing is pointing out the inevitable end game of their little masturbatory fantasy. It's all well and good to think you can cosplay Civil War and shit.  But "Civil War" ain't a fucking game.

It's this:

 

People loyal to the United States of America - MY COUNTRY - dealt with treasonous shitbags EXACTLY as shown in the photo above.  Wanna play that game?  Then be prepared to win those same stupid prizes.

Here's the thing: the Gravy Seals and their cosplaying masturbatory fuckboys think they're the only ones with guns.  No, they're the only people who cosplay with them and jack off to them.  Plenty of us who are actual loyal Americans own guns.  And know how to use them very, very well.  We won't put on $2500 worth of "tacticool" kit to play Civil War.  We'll dress normally.  And burn down your house.  And shoot you dead from 300 yards away, then disappear.  A .300 WBY mag doesn't care about your MAGA flag, or your kevlar, or your AR with 400 accessories tacked onto it.

Fuck around, rebels...and find the fuck out.  This thing you're talking up isn't a game.  It ends with you being very, very fucking dead.

You have to own a gun to do everything you talked about.  You do.  Many here do not, though, and hold a position that all guns should be illegal and would normally never consider owning one.  My point is they need to revisit that position, because our civil crisis is going to come to a head long before any meaningful gun reform is enacted that would keep guns out of play in this civil crisis.