Cowboys-Packers Round Nine

[Stunns38 3460]

It’s sad when my lowly Bears were more competitive vs the Pack.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

Relax Jerry … need you healthy for at least another year.

[speed817 19271]

Should've known better than to get pump up for this team...  

[Handcruser 2805]

Seeing Jerry sad brings joy to my heart.

Fuck that piece of shit.

When he dies I’ll start rooting for the cowboys again.

[Mother mopar 3318]

Dan Quinn already took a head coaching job didn't he...only way to explain the Defense sucking ass this bad.

[Welshy 907]

I have never seen a pro receiver that wide open. He jogged a couple figure eights, clicked his heels and paid a few bills just to make it interesting.

 

What an embarrassing performance. 

[Michael Knight 12977]

56 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

27-7 going into halftime sucks but we're in better shape than the Pats were

The Pats had an all-time QB that game, so not better shape

[FOXHOUND 1021]

Bruh had enough time to completely stop and wait for the ball to get to him. 

This is an ass kicking lol

['stache 21815]

Postgame will be all  about Dak and not the defense not even trying. Don’t care anymore. As long as Herry owns this team the culture will rot before big games. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL!!!!!  Fire errbody...... Seriously.

Dan Quinn getting totally pants'd.

Can't fire Jerry and he's the one consistent stench over the last 30 years. 

Until Jerry dies, this is who the Cowboys are.  

[Horn80 6121]

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This run defense is pathetic

Good thing Jerry used first draft pick on Mazi.

[mdmost 43001]

Just now, Mother mopar said:

Dan Quinn already took a head coaching job didn't he...only way to explain the Defense sucking ass this bad.

He better have because I'd pull that offer really quickly if I was debating him as my head coach. 

[HouTex 1867]

1 minute ago, Handcruser said:

Seeing Jerry sad brings joy to my heart.

Fuck that piece of shit.

When he dies I’ll start rooting for the cowboys again.

Same here.  

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Hey Jerry, Fuck You!

 

[mdmost 43001]

So I was kidding earlier but the Packers need to start resting starters pretty soon. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Dallas has won 16 straight at home 

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Jerruh’s two loser kids were picking their boogers in that last shot. 

[Jameslaw121 4448]

Fuck Dan Quinn. fuck useless piece of shit. Hope he fucking goes to Seattle of gets ass fucked

[Hank Kingsley 20936]

Texas has already declined McCarthy's request to be an offensive analyst next year. 

 

[Tired Horn 738]

How 'bout them Cowboys!

Christ, it's been a long three decades. All you can really do at this point is laugh it off.

[veritas aequitas 443]

Now is the time for Dak to throw another interception

[Red Five 40858]

Not sure I've seen many plays where there are no defenders in the picture for a good 3-4 seconds. Most of which the receiver is just waiting for the ball to re-enter the atmosphere. 

[ATXbronco 4065]

This was a weird season.

I thought we were going to tank the season after all the stupid changes made in the offseason.

But we ended up winning a lot.

So, Belichick? 

Harbaugh? 

Probably Dan Quinn.  ugh

 

I predict Eric Bieniemy.  

 

 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Their receivers = WIDE OPEN

Our Receivers = smothered

[tx 3 putt 76956]

Complete ass kicking

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Micah Parsons wasting his career 

[Asu2215 247]

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

2,1...not even a question with that thumb sucking. 

[Welshy 907]

GB trolling Dallas with challenges leading 41-16.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

No coach worth a shit will want to work in the Jones Dumbfuck hierarchy.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Jerruh’s two loser kids were picking their boogers in that last shot. 

Someone get us a shot of this. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Dak's pickin' em apart now

[tx 3 putt 76956]

 

[NAVY 6740]

God’s team is getting some boos 

[Real Papi 988]

Dumb ass coach, plays and players 

Edited January 15 by Real Papi

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Burrrrrrrr da Durrrrrrrr

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Love makes backfoot throws.  Dak does not

[dcar00 14207]

It won't matter but please fire McCarthy.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Lolol

[The_highest_of_fives 609]

Holee shit, Dak is just lost…lol

[Fudbelty 2788]

If you’re covered successfully by a guy wearing #69 you fucking suck.

[Guest]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Dak's pickin' em apart now

Cowboy fans' hearts?

[DanTheHorn 4925]

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I will put it on a loop because when the old Cowboy fans looked upset he had a shit grin on his face not knowing he was sealing his future.

[Handcruser 2805]

Same here.  

I grew up in Dallas. Went to games. My aunt lived about a mile from us and her next door neighbor was Robert Newhouse - so we saw cowboys all the time and played with his kids (side note - Nancy Newhouse (his wife) died this week).

I worked at rooster Andrew’s on south Lamar in the 90’s when the cowboys were at st Ed’s during the day and copper tank at night. I had cowboy shit everywhere. Fun times.

Cowboys and Longhorns were my teams.

Now just Longhorns.

[aggie08 21504]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

Staging meltdowns isn't as funny now that 42" TVs cost, like, $59.

[LTtxfan 49186]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Complete ass kicking

Yup

[Fastbreak 3985]

Four players have posted a perfect passer rating in a postseason game: Terry Bradshaw, Dave Krieg, Peyton Manning, and Don Meredith.

Welcome to the club, Love.

[Hank Kingsley 20936]

Texans to the Cowboys 

 

[Asu2215 247]

Just now, aggie08 said:

Staging meltdowns isn't as funny now that 42" TVs cost, like, $59.

Yeah, but that guy looks like he is going to need a Go Fund Me for that $59 TV. 

[Cairn Horn88 8264]

[Longboard Horn 40322]