Cowboys-Packers Round Nine

[Vic Mackey 47089]

The sore loser in me hopes this blowout fucks all your potential coaching opportunities 

 

This dude is a fucking dork. He's also the same loser who blew the 28-3 Super Bowl lead. Good riddance.

[nineliveslost 2788]

BWahahahahahaha    I'm  OUT

[Horn80 6131]

2 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Only hope for this franchise is Jerry’s yacht sinking with his entire family on it .

And eaten by sharks.

[The Ace of Aces 5192]

If these Cowboys defended the Alamo, we'd be speaking German.

[futureman 22497]

motherfuck lulz.  get ready for that dak extension.

[Asu2215 247]

Has there ever been a coach fired mid-game? That would be priceless. 

[TexArcher 37988]

Jesus, the tv broadcast going hard in the paint with "Bringing on the Heartache" while going to commerical.

[MissingInAction 25117]

Ahhh I take pleasure in Jerra's hubris on full display to the entire world.

[pch 1259]

I really wish Blackie Sherrod was still alive and covering the Cowboys for the Dallas Morning News.  His reporting this Titanic sinking effort by Jerrah's kids would be gold.

[mdmost 43007]

Just now, freyguy said:

 

 

You could've sung this at halftime. 

[Vic Mackey 47089]

The Eagles will muster up enough tomorrow night and win and will outlast Dallas in the playoffs lol

[Irish Wrist Watch 1392]

Your White Trash Moment... Brought to you by Jerry Jones

 

[ButtFumble 5180]

8 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

Yeah, but that guy looks like he is going to need a Go Fund Me for that $59 TV. 

no shit there was a lot of pathetic in that video

[staboner 4984]

[Tired Horn 738]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

And eaten by sharks.

With frickin' laser beams on their heads.

[NAVY 6747]

Green Bay isn’t that good. Wtf cowboys? Fire everyone 

[Asu2215 247]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

You could've sung this at halftime. 

First quarter??

[MissingInAction 25117]

Just now, staboner said:

I laughed way too hard at this.

Thank you.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4777]

7 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

 An we at least injure 33?

If that’s how you roll … #4 in white might be a better choice in the long run. 

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

Some animus from lafleur to call play action there?  Very much a fuck you call. 

[Real Papi 1003]

The offensive line has been over rated the past few seasons but this defense is the most over rated unit ever.  This team needs a younger Sean Payton type of coach or just hire Belichick.

Edited January 15 by Real Papi

[skeeter 454]

<Arnold voice> "kill me now! ... I'm here!"

[Bodowned 763]

I grew up a Packers fan because my dad is from Appleton, but my mom is from Garland and this shit hurts me. We are gonna get skullfucked by SF next week and I was just hoping this was competitive.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1392]

I was pretty concerned that this team might fall apart, but didn't expect this piss poor showing at all. 

Fire Dak, Fire the coaches, and put that senile fucking owner out to pasture.

[The_highest_of_fives 609]

Honestly I would pay for the channel if it was just a camera on Jerry this quarter

Edited January 15 by The_highest_of_fives

[Quagmire 2147]

Green Bay isn’t that good. Wtf cowboys? Fire everyone 

Yeah they’d probably lose by 20 to any other team in the playoffs

[Vic Mackey 47089]

Green Bay isn’t that good. Wtf cowboys? Fire everyone 

Green Bay will get a lot of hype this week. People will really believe they are for real and dangerous. They just don't know of the Cowboys effect. Which can make any average team look great

[Tired Horn 738]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

The Eagles will muster up enough tomorrow night and win and will outlast Dallas in the playoffs lol

Who really cares what the Eagles do? This is an embarrassment for the ages all by itself. 

[Surly Bevo 25076]

 

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

Cowboys needing the little league mercy rule to kick in.

[Pescado_Rojo 19426]

7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

easily.  McCarthy needs to be fired tomorrow. In the locker room after the game. 

I wouldn't even let him address the team. Get the fuck out. I'll have someone box up your shit and take it by your house. Take that loser Quinn with you. 

[hookem48 4701]

The important thing is to get Dak some stats here. 

[Longboard Horn 40381]

 

[Blotto 23560]

I gotta believe is they did something similar to the Manning bros simulcast, except with the feed being Jerruh's luxury box, that would capture 100% of the viewing audience.  Listening to those fucking dipshits while the cowboys are getting bottomed-out on the field would be spectacular.

[DixonHur 11342]

Fuck him, but Stephen A. Smith will have a field day with this...and he won't be wrong 

[Knoxtnhorn 6061]

5 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

Has there ever been a coach fired mid-game? That would be priceless. 

Was it Kiffen fired on the tarmac or something?  Fire this fat fuck before he gets to the car.

[Horn80 6131]

Don’t want to see Dak next season playing for Cowboys.

[Real Papi 1003]

The offensive line has been over rated the past few seasons but this defense is the most over rated unit ever.  This team needs a younger Sean Payton type of someone like Belicihk

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 848]

Packers - Cowboys. The Bart Starr QB sneak on 3rd down. My sister’s father in law was the guy they handed it to on 1st and 2nd down. 

[runthebone 8020]

What a terrible play

[mdmost 43007]

Maybe don't honk the train horn when you score a garbage TD in a game you are guaranteed to lose. 

[NAVY 6747]

Fat Mike is gonna fat Mike somewhere else. 

[FOXHOUND 1034]

Here come the empty calorie stats for Dak

[TexArcher 37988]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Fuck him, but Stephen A. Smith will have a field day with this...and he won't be wrong 

Oh, god, his mansion must look like the South Park jack meme by now.

[ATXbronco 4084]

Sark hasn't beaten Washington since getting fired.
And McCarthy hasn't beaten Green Bay since getting fired.

 

Sark will overcome this.

McCarthy... no confidence. 

 

[Asu2215 247]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Was it Kiffen fired on the tarmac or something?  Fire this fat fuck before he gets to the car.

Sark was tarmacked after ASU blew out USC and was allegedly had liquor oh his breath during the game. 

[Surly Bevo 25076]

Just now, NAVY said:

Fat Mike is gonna fat Mike somewhere else. 

It won't be as a head coach in the NFL.  Nobody was looking to hire him until Jerry did.  I expect a similar hire here in a few weeks (there's no way Jerry can run this back)

[tbone_ 14132]

I honestly think this does cost the cowboys a significant chunk of fans who have been loyal 

As opposed to the last 20 previous years of suck?

[Knoxtnhorn 6061]

1 minute ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Packers - Cowboys. The Bart Starr QB sneak on 3rd down. My sister’s father in law was the guy they handed it to on 1st and 2nd down. 

Fuck that guy too.

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

Dallas is within like 40 total yards of gb. There might be time enough to surpass them if they have a give up last possession.  Would be a great stat to accompany the final score. 

Edited January 15 by Pato del Muerto