Cowboys-Packers Round Nine

[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Green Bay is going to be a tough out if Love keeps playing this way. Not sure if Dallas is playing that poorly or Love is just balling. 

He's playing well, but he's getting plenty of time and the receivers are WIDE ASS FUCKING OPEN.  

[Zeus 5950]

Let's see if fat fuck can figure out a screen pass audible when they go bear to the best screen catcher in the game that never gets screens called for him only dives up the middle

[nineliveslost 2710]

I am just having the game as background now. 20 to mother fucking 0. Might get ugly for the cowboys

[mdmost 42865]

[Fastbreak 3959]

Love is not playing amazing, the Dallas defense is playing soft.  Way too much cushion and just unbelievable that they aren’t ready to play playoff football.  

Agree. He doesn’t have a perfect passing rating. 13/16 for 185 and a TD. Weak…

[Drew 2331]

Probably the end of the McCarthy and Dak era.....

Dak ain’t going nowhere. But Mike will.

I wish Dak could go to serious team and not be stuck here.

We don’t deserve a good QB. We need to be in QB purgatory so maybe we’ll understand what it’s like.

[dcar00 14035]

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Green Bay is going to be a tough out if Love keeps playing this way. Not sure if Dallas is playing that poorly or Love is just balling. 

any D with a pulse can stop them.  they can't really run the ball.  guys are wide fucking open most of the time.

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Love is destroying this shit ass defense.

Lol Jerry looking for help.

It's all on you dipshit.

[Underdog 28457]

4 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Harbaugh to the Cowboys if they lose today?

Dad, John or Jim? 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

They'll get throttled by 20 next week after their fat girlfriends tell them how awesome they were all week.

Well yea...next week they will be traveling to San Francisco

[Ghost of Shag 2582]

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

What the fuck is the defense doing?!?

You can piss and moan about the offens e all you want.

But this defense is the biggest issue.

The offense obvious has to be perfect. And as you idiots keep saying the won’t be.

They suck too.

But it doesn’t help when they’ve been on the field the entire half because the offense is garbage.

Edited January 14 by Ghost of Shag

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Fire everyone, waive everyone except Parsons 

[Incredulity 11555]

BREAKING 

McCarthy will be fired at halftime.  Jerry is taking over playcalling on the sidelines second half.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

This game is on Quinn right now..... I'm not sure what his game plan is, but the soft coverage, with all sorts of zone (which we barely play) peppered in is weird.  Thumb ain't much better with his stupid sequencing of calls but the offense has had long fields.  It'll be interesting to see who, if anyone, survives this.  Guys may be coaching/playing for jobs.

 

[Dutchrudder 11115]

You know who is really upset watching Jordan Love kick ass right now? Aaron Rodgers, hahaha

[Real Papi 975]

Jerry for the health and welfare of Cowboy fans hire a real GM.  This is SSDD.

[tx 3 putt 76395]

Ass kicking 

[Guest]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Missed PAT! Could come back to haunt them.

Well, the total  is 51.5.  The Packers are gonna have to get there on their own.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Green Bay is going to be a tough out if Love keeps playing this way. Not sure if Dallas is playing that poorly or Love is just balling. 

They will play SF next week on the road if they win this. You think their defense is letting that dork sit back there and complete one footed throws? SF's defense is going to destroy GB up front. Dallas defense and SF defense is night and day.

[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

Just now, Drew said:

Dak ain’t going nowhere. But Mike will.

I wish Dak could go to serious team and not be stuck here.

We don’t deserve a good QB. We need to be in QB purgatory so maybe we’ll understand what it’s like.

Brah.  We have zero points and Dak's int led to 7 of their points.  There's plenty of blame to go around, but Dak is sucking just as much ass as the rest of the team.

[n64ra 1078]

20-0...is this score real?

[RPM 26229]

The Dumb Zone is livestreaming the game.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Good throw, Dak.

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

HURRRR WE GUUUUR

[mdmost 42865]

All that for 1 yard

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

They’ve been on the field the entire half, dumbass.

That tends to happen when you give up 5 first downs out of 6 3rd downs..... It's not like they haven't been accountable.

[dcar00 14035]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

This game is on Quinn right now..... I'm not sure what his game plan is, but the soft coverage, with all sorts of zone (which we barely play) peppered in is weird.  Thumb ain't much better with his stupid sequencing of calls but the offense has had long fields.  It'll be interesting to see who, if anyone, survives this.  Guys may be coaching/playing for jobs.

 

eh.  this is on every single dude and coach on the team. 

[C-Man 27057]

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

What the fuck is the defense doing?!?

You can piss and moan about the offens e all you want.

But this defense is the biggest issue.

The offense obvious has to be perfect. And as you idiots keep saying the won’t be.

Defense has an F-minus for the first half. The offense has a D-minus so I guess that’s better. Still shit. But better-tasting shit.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3329]

Just now, n64ra said:

20-0...is this score real?

Unless we are all living in the Matrix. Then yes

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

4 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

Love is not playing amazing, the Dallas defense is playing soft.  Way too much cushion and just unbelievable that they aren’t ready to play playoff football.  

if this staff still has a job in the next 10 days (or preferably sooner), this group will go down with Romo-Dez-Murray trio. 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

LOL so it's going to be on Gallup.

[Underdog 28457]

Hot Take: a score here would be nice with the 2H getting the ball first. 

[Jive Turkey 12568]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

The Dumb Zone is livestreaming the game.

That’s the only thing making this tolerable. 

[dcar00 14035]

these are the plays we needed to run when dumbass decided to throw a bomb on first down from his 6.

[gofuckyourself 8122]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Dad, John or Jim? 

Don't discount Joani Harbaugh. Can't be worse.

[Wild Bill 324]

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

3rd down blitz that didn’t get there, again, leaving a guy wide open


Dan Quinn can’t leave fast enough.

This

[The_Great_Hornsby 3329]

Get it to 20-7, regroup. You get the ball to start the second half. Punch that in and GB assholes will pucker. 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Just now, Underdog said:

Hot Take: a score here would be nice with the 2H getting the ball first. 

May be their only hope..... Get 10 or hopefully 14 on back 2 back drives and get back in the game.  If they don't, then it may end up being too late.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Dallas defense set the tone for this game. Had a real bad feeling when they left a man wide open early for a 15yd or so gain. Knew it was going to be one of those games where the offense will have zero room for error.

And then the offense has completely shit the bed on their own. 

Not to mention the bone headed plays, offsides on 3rd down, taking the ball 3 yards deep in the endzone with zero forward momentum, playing zone all game long, even on 3rd and 4. 

[Asu2215 247]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Defense has an F-minus for the first half. The offense has a D-minus so I guess that’s better. Still shit. But better-tasting shit.

You are too kind. I don't know how you can give the O a D-.

[Bullneck 18987]

 

 

[texastroubadour 1204]

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Dad, John or Jim? 

Who has it better than we do?

EVERYBODY

[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

That’s the only thing making this tolerable. 

Yeah, thanks @RPM  I'm not familiar with this, but need levity.

[Celery Man 20886]

All Texas Super Bowl would have been fun but this is trash

[DanTheHorn 4901]

This is what happens when an owner wants coaches that are best at kissing his ass.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

So do we settle for a FG at this point or risk going into the half with zero points on the board.

PS: Fire Fat/Lazy

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

Fucking lol. Wow

[gofuckyourself 8122]

L

O

L

[Bullneck 18987]

 

 

[Underdog 28457]

GFL