Cowboys-Packers Round Nine

[Captain Ron 13,133]

Well if nothing else, this was a Dallas Cowboy special, 100% meltdown. Complete team effort with every aspect of the team doing their part to cost them the game. 

Edited January 14 by Captain Ron

[Vic Mackey 47,960]

ha ha.  pussies all of them including Dak and Lamb.

Why do people keep forgetting Parsons? No idea how he gets this kind of pass. The first play he makes that matters in a playoff game his whole career will be his first. He embodies everything about Cowboys culture. Entitled and talks a ton but turns toilet paper soft when it matters.

Another no show from him.

He's just like DLaw was. Stock up on his stats against junk teams, does zero the rest of the time

[speed817 19,943]

 

 

[C-Man 27,779]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

The LBs on this team suck...... Mazi Smith may be decent in 2 years, but he's of no value.  We've known this all season and done nothing about it.

 

 

That’s good drafting when your 1st round pick doesn’t contribute for several seasons, right?

[tbone_ 14,448]

Every.Fucking.Time.Something.Matters. L O Fucking L.

The Jerry Jones character rot is alive and well.

[runthebone 8,377]

Nothing super about this wild card weekend. Just totally shitty games, NFL.

[Surly Bevo 25,748]

[4th&Five 42,005]

 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,309]

Now I see why dak does all the mattress ads.  He knows how to lay down.

Edited January 14 by Knoxtnhorn

[TexArcher 39,072]

Dude KO'd himself missing a tackle.

[dcar00 14,972]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Why do people keep forgetting Parsons? No idea how he gets this kind of pass. The first play he makes that matters in a playoff game his whole career will be his first. He embodies everything about Cowboys culture. Entitled and talks a ton but turns toilet paper soft when it matters.

Another no show from him.

He's just like DLaw was. Stock up on his stats against junk teams, does zero the rest of the time

I should have been more clear.  the pussies all of them comment included everyone on the D.

[Stunns38 3,805]

they really need to become apathetic and stop buying tickets, going to games and buying Cowboys gear....

If it hasn’t happened in almost 30 years, it won’t ever happen.

[ATXbronco 4,505]

[Sal 1,108]

DeMeco Ryans has as many playoff wins in one season with the Texans as Mike McCarthy has in four seasons with the Cowboys. And DeMeco inherited a team that went 3-13-1 last year.  

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,503]

At this point, they'll give us ten yard passes all night, then clamp down inside their thirty

[tx 3 putt 78,682]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

3 pick 6’s and it's an easy W

4

[gofuckyourself 9,088]

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

WTF is up with our top five defense* today.

Too many head coaching interviews?

* Against the Jets, Giants, Patriots, Commanders, Panthers ...

[Asu2215 268]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Nothing super about this wild card weekend. Just totally shitty games, NFL.

Just a preview for the first two rounds of the college football playoffs. 

[Underdog 29,190]

Thelma Krause had a better weekend. 

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Stole that for twitter. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,309]

Who had Gallup as being the biggest nonpussy on the team today?

[DigglerontheHoof 21,551]

4 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Now I see why dak does all the mattress ads.  He knows how to lay down.

The dude's a world-class choker. 

[RamjetFDO 10,653]

Put Hogeboom in...

[Stunns38 3,805]

I guess the best thing for the Cowboys is for the Packers to just keeping dropping like flies.

[dcar00 14,972]

what is hilarious is we aren't running hurry up just taking all kinds of time.  It's like it must be embarrassing to Fat Mike to be doing it in the 3rd quarter with 7 min left.

[TreatyOak 17,380]

My Fanduel bet for the Rams to win the Super Bowl is very happy with this game. 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,888]

I'm glad I gave up giving a shit about the cowboys after Jimmy J. left.

[mdmost 44,049]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

I guess the best thing for the Cowboys is for the Packers to just keeping dropping like flies.

Packers might want to start putting in all the backups so they're good to go in Santa Clara next weekend. 

[Bodowned 891]

Joe Barry rushes 3-4 on every snap; if Dak doesn’t shit himself, the Cowboys will score at will in this half. The question is how much time it might take to score on each drive if he’s playing his usual shell Cover 2 bullshit.

[Underdog 29,190]

Props to GB, they came to play today.

[tx ind 7,057]

 

[tx 3 putt 78,682]

Another nice run

[Longboard Horn 41,355]

 

[Underdog 29,190]

Jeff Fisher will be named new Cowboys Coach tomorrow. 

[dcar00 14,972]

what the fuck kind of pass is that?

[Pam Cummings 9,868]

Dude is wide open. Just throw it to him. Why are we doing a fucking moon ball?

[Surly Bevo 25,748]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Dude is wide open. Just throw it to him. Why are we doing a fucking moon ball?

"It's not Dak's fault"

@Drew

[MrBig 5,638]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Dude is wide open. Just throw it to him. Why are we doing a fucking moon ball?

Looks familiar.

[runthebone 8,377]

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Jeff Fisher will be named new Cowboys Coach tomorrow. 

He deserves the loss record

[InkaUtexas 26,893]

Dear Dak, throw TO the guys in white.

[Horn80 6,361]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

what the fuck kind of pass is that?

It’s called a Dak

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

Gayest first down ever. 

[gofuckyourself 9,088]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

what the fuck kind of pass is that?

Nothing but good throws and good reads.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,309]

Why are we running the play clock down so much?

[Asu2215 268]

I wouldn't even let Dak throw from the two. He's an effin interception machine today. 

[Longboard Horn 41,355]

 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,503]

WTF is wrong with this QB? We're at the three and he's throwing risky passes

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

do not go for 2 

[Surly Bevo 25,748]

I mean can't the NFL tell Green Bay, you can't wear yellow towels.  Frankly they should tell teams no yellow towels, no yellow gloves, no yellow shoes.  It's like baseball pitchers not being able to have white gloves, white sleeves, etc.  

[Pam Cummings 9,868]

Yay now they only have double the amount of points as us

[Underdog 29,190]