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11 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

 


Could this part fall under the disorderly conduct section of the penal code?

42.01 Disorderly Conduct

(a) A person commits an offense if he intentionally or knowingly:

(1) uses abusive, indecent, profane, or vulgar language in a public place, and the language by its very utterance tends to incite an immediate breach of the peace;

(2) makes an offensive gesture or display in a public place, and the gesture or display tends to incite an immediate breach of the peace;

 

Maybe? I mean, I would say that spray painting "fuck cops" on your driveway doesn't immediately breach the peace and that First Amendment rights supersede. But as I stated earlier, the dude apparently has a shitload of cash squirreled away, so minor fines, arrests, etc., don't really have much of an impact. In fact, it seems like this is what he wants. 

We did call the cops on the trash bags to say that (and this is legitimate) we were concerned he might put bombs in them. So we'll see what happens there. Probably a whole bunch of nothing.  I haven't heard of him screaming at people from his front porch in a while. Probably because it's too fucking hot. 

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In proper X-Files fashion, OP needs to research old county records where he will find that every 39 years, back as far as he can go, a person just like this neighbor has moved into the area and performed similar rites, until one night when he and several of the neighbors disappear.

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It seems like him going into other neighbor's yards would be a trespassing offense.  Especially if he is approaching little kids to give them unknown objects.  Get a parent with a kid who he has approached to file a restraining order against him.  Then when he steps foot on their property again call the cops.  

Also, every immediate neighbor of his needs to have a caMera pointed towards his house for security purposes.

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1 hour ago, Orange^White said:

Yes, every person on the street needs to drop a Criminal Trespass Notice on him right away. Have one cop come and fill out everyone's at the same time and have him deliver them all at once. 

And then buy cameras and directly point them at his house.

If Dude is a warlock (what, y'all think he isn't?), better point those cameras every which way including down and up. If everybody is focused on him, they'll never see the things he is summoning until they appear from miles around.

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On 7/18/2018 at 4:09 PM, woohorn said:


 

 


Don't know. Every time someone goes to look, a new bag appears.

 

Ohhhh...I was wondering if those were full of dead body parts and then just creeped out thinking that Irish might be the last neighbor on the block....RUN IRISH RUN!

 

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On 7/14/2018 at 10:09 PM, RPM said:

Set off a couple leftover firecrackers then 911 possible gunshots.

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I would say this has merit. Get a burner and call swat on him. They will either find drugs or kill him. Not only could he be on meth, but he could likely also be making it which puts you all in danger. 

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Yeah if a guy like that approached one of my kids out in the yard he would be leaving in an ambulance.  I don'ttake chances with my kids.

I really think the criminal trespass charges are the way to go.  Especially by playing it up as a safety issue for the kids of the neighborhood.

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There was one report of him approaching a kid in the neighborhood adjacent to ours. It hasn't happened since. If he would have approached my kids he would have been handed an ass-kicking. 

I'll go by later today to check out the new graffiti. He typically adds something to the house every day.

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Just talked to my wife, who was walking the dog and ran into one of Chad's immediate neighbors. Neighbor said he was involuntarily committed for the umpteenth time yesterday but he'll be out again in a few days. Neighbor heard from one of the cops that when they searched his house they found guns, and that those guns have been seized. Cop said he won't be able to get them back because people who have been involuntarily committed can't own guns. But a different officer said that the guns must be legally returned to him after a period of time. So that's pretty fucking awesome that a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic drug addict may be able to legally own guns in Texas. 

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13 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

... So that's pretty fucking awesome that a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic drug addict may be able to legally own guns in Texas. 

BATF form 4473:

11.e. Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?

11.f. Have you ever been adjudicated as a mental defective OR have you ever been committed to a mental institution?

https://www.atf.gov/firearms/docs/4473-part-1-firearms-transaction-record-over-counter-atf-form-53009/download

One of the more recent active shooter incidents involved someone that had their firearms confiscated.  Because he wasn't legally entitled to possess the weapons, they were later released to a family member (who then later gave them to the perp).  It appears your crazy neighbor is not legally entitled to possess any firearms, so I would think that any firearms confiscated by the police would similarly be released to a family member or something.

 
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9 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I hope you're right. Although that doesn't mean he can't get a gun illegally. But if he keeps getting committed and the cops search his house and find a gun that he shouldn't own, that might be a way to put him away for a while.

Might be good for some local reporters to axe the police chief if this guy should get his guns back, just to put the sumbitch on record.

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4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I suggest that, when he gets out of the looney bin, you guys have a bunch of pizzas sent to his house that he didn't order.  That'll drive him crazy. 

Perhaps a subscription to Twins magazine.

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On 7/18/2018 at 10:57 AM, 4th&Five said:

No shit. It took 3 years and a ton of legal bills to get a guy in our neighborhood to shut down his sober living house and he even had a convicted sex offender living there. 

NIMBY!  Serious question, did anything bad ever happen associated with this home?

 

Sorry, but I hate this kind of shit.  If there was some disturbance or actual event that threatened anyone's safety, that might be another matter.  Do you and your pearl clutching neighbors regularly appear with pitchforks and torches in the yards of the half-dozen or so flaming alcoholics and benzo or opiate addicts in your neighborhood?

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What's a sober living house because that sounds awful.
Alcoholic and addicts live there in the early part of their recovery. Basically stay sober, get a job and piece your life back together the best you can. And then get on with living.
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...in a neighborhood of owner occupied single family houses.
Oh, I had no idea, they already have enough problems with a nut job neighbor spray painting fuck the police on his house and of course the unassuming neighbor who has a closet full of kiddie porn. The last thing those families need is a group of sober people!
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On the one hand, I understand the reservations one would have about a sober living house nearby.  On the other hand, take irish's neighbor - if his story has a conclusion that doesn't wind up with him dead or in prison, it is not unlikely that it will involve a sober living house somewhere along the way.  A whole lotta people struggle with alcoholism, some of them have spotty records, a large portion of them could recover and go back to being productive members of society, sober living is a halfway stop between rehab and stability.

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4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

NIMBY!  Serious question, did anything bad ever happen associated with this home?

 

Sorry, but I hate this kind of shit.  If there was some disturbance or actual event that threatened anyone's safety, that might be another matter.  Do you and your pearl clutching neighbors regularly appear with pitchforks and torches in the yards of the half-dozen or so flaming alcoholics and benzo or opiate addicts in your neighborhood?

The guy had a sex offender living there. Yeah, the neighbors weren’t happy. Sorry. 

It’s against HOA regs to turn your house into a duplex building with 2 separate entrances too. He did that and had 8-10 people living there. They parked all over the street, which is also against regs. 

The fact that it was a sober house wasn’t really the big issue. I’m actually sensitive to it because my brother lived in one for 3 months after treatment. He’s 10 years sober next month. 

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1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

On the one hand, I understand the reservations one would have about a sober living house nearby.  On the other hand, take irish's neighbor - if his story has a conclusion that doesn't wind up with him dead or in prison, it is not unlikely that it will involve a sober living house somewhere along the way.  A whole lotta people struggle with alcoholism, some of them have spotty records, a large portion of them could recover and go back to being productive members of society, sober living is a halfway stop between rehab and stability.

That, and then there's the fact that for a decent-sized neighborhood, holding say 100 adults, there's already 10 active addicts living right there in the 'hood.  Doing erratic shit, driving around schnockered, diddling kids, what have you.

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55 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That, and then there's the fact that for a decent-sized neighborhood, holding say 100 adults, there's already 10 active addicts living right there in the 'hood.  Doing erratic shit, driving around schnockered, diddling kids, what have you.

And surfing the surl.  That deserves it's own mention, more than "what have you."

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