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On 7/20/2018 at 12:35 PM, irishtexan said:

Just talked to my wife, who was walking the dog and ran into one of Chad's immediate neighbors. Neighbor said he was involuntarily committed for the umpteenth time yesterday but he'll be out again in a few days. Neighbor heard from one of the cops that when they searched his house they found guns, and that those guns have been seized. Cop said he won't be able to get them back because people who have been involuntarily committed can't own guns. But a different officer said that the guns must be legally returned to him after a period of time. So that's pretty fucking awesome that a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic drug addict may be able to legally own guns in Texas. 

You need a neighborhood plan of action for the next he's committed, and every subsequent time, to clean it all up in a couple of days so it is all gone by the time he returns. Pressure washers and such at the ready.  May have to paint the garage doors but most, if not all,  of that can be pressure washed off pretty quick.

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43 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Sober living homes are horrible. 8-10 men living in a home designed for a family of 5. Inadequate parking, etc. Creepy guys consuming several cartons of cigarettes a day in the front yard.

Sounds like a surly tailgate party

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Sober living homes are horrible. 8-10 men living in a home designed for a family of 5. Inadequate parking, etc. Creepy guys consuming several cartons of cigarettes a day in the front yard.

Group homes of special needs patients (usually mental issues) may not be ideal either. Still all of that is better than OP's situation.

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Sober living homes are horrible. 8-10 men living in a home designed for a family of 5. Inadequate parking, etc. Creepy guys consuming several cartons of cigarettes a day in the front yard.

Some may be like that, a lot arent.  If they violate code, that's one thing, but lodging theoretical objections against people that are trying is another.

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4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

that's my experience in SoCal, and Real Estate is my business. 

I'm all for folks getting better.  But the "sober living" homes shit is out of control out here. It's all about profit, and not so much about healing. 

I was going to say, that could be an issue.

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15 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

You need a neighborhood plan of action for the next he's committed, and every subsequent time, to clean it all up in a couple of days so it is all gone by the time he returns. Pressure washers and such at the ready.  May have to paint the garage doors but most, if not all,  of that can be pressure washed off pretty quick.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

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On 7/22/2018 at 8:22 PM, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

You need a neighborhood plan of action for the next he's committed, and every subsequent time, to clean it all up in a couple of days so it is all gone by the time he returns. Pressure washers and such at the ready.  May have to paint the garage doors but most, if not all,  of that can be pressure washed off pretty quick.

Fuck that. It'll be more entertaining to make small but noticeable changes that he's bound to notice upon his return home.

Put the Fibonacci Sequence on his mailbox. Fill in a Mad Lib and then transcribe it in the corner of his garage door. Put a Christmas tree on the back patio. Shit like that. 

Poke the bear. 

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9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Fuck that. It'll be more entertaining to make small but noticeable changes that he's bound to notice upon his return home.

Put the Fibonacci Sequence on his mailbox. Fill in a Mad Lib and then transcribe it in the corner of his garage door. Put a Christmas tree on the back patio. Shit like that. 

Poke the bear. 

Since I don’t live anywhere near the OP I fully support this action plan.

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Fuck that. It'll be more entertaining to make small but noticeable changes that he's bound to notice upon his return home.
Put the Fibonacci Sequence on his mailbox. Fill in a Mad Lib and then transcribe it in the corner of his garage door. Put a Christmas tree on the back patio. Shit like that. 
Poke the bear. 

Joke’s on you. He took his mailbox out months ago
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On 7/22/2018 at 9:36 AM, TwiceHorn said:

NIMBY!  Serious question, did anything bad ever happen associated with this home?

 

Sorry, but I hate this kind of shit.  If there was some disturbance or actual event that threatened anyone's safety, that might be another matter.  Do you and your pearl clutching neighbors regularly appear with pitchforks and torches in the yards of the half-dozen or so flaming alcoholics and benzo or opiate addicts in your neighborhood?

 

Don't know about Austin, but in S Florida Sober homes are a massive problem and the NIMBYs are justified.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/fred-grimm/article124838879.html

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Just an idea. You'll need a burner phone. You could pretend you are his brother and call the cops asking for a welfare check. Tell them that you are not from Austin and then last time you went by, he wasn't home or he didn't answer the door and you waited half the day before giving up. That the house and yard was trashed and some neighbors came up expressing concern about his strange behavior, especially with their kids. Could they go over there and check on him and give you a call? Maybe something will happen with the cops but if not, then keep calling in a welfare check at least once a month. It'll get the guy more paranoid with the cops dropping by and maybe he'll do something illegal or crazy enough to scare a cop into shooting him.

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Chad's in the can right now for theft on a $20k bond. We had a neighborhood meeting with the cops, including a mental health officer. They basically said there's not a lot they can do if he has the resources to pay his mortgage and keep bailing himself out of jail. And while they couldn't comment on whether or not Chad has guns, they said "assume everyone has guns." So that's comforting. Think we're gonna have to go the civil route. Right now he's enjoying fucking with everyone. I think the neighborhood is gonna have to make this not fun for him anymore. He did get cited for the graffiti. Apparently the punishment is that he has to clean it up before he sells the house. That's a code with some real teeth. 

Apparently a dude had put an offer in on the house for sale next door. Prospective buyer came to the neighborhood meeting with the police. I bet dude is reevaluating his decision after hearing about his potential new neighbor. 

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Buy ChadCurtisHanson.com and redirect it to this thread.  Or buy chadhansenisacunt.com.  

 

First things first.  Make sure his AC is out of refrigerant.  Make it miserable in the house.  Use a set of gauges to bleed it dry, so there's no puncture in the line, and no evidence. 

While he's in jail, leave his back yard faucet running, run up that bill as much as you can.  See if you can get his bill up past a few grand.  

Have some kids ransack the inside of the house, completely trash the hell out of it, leave it uninhabitable.  

Take some fireworks, drop them in his sewer cleanout, bust that bitch open.

Plant some marijuana plants in his back yard.

Now, call the city inspector and see if you can get the house condemned.  Austin's really dickish if you try to do the whole off-grid thing, so a broken sewer and a potentially shut-off water line will get him in deep shit (literally).

 

 

Now, looking at the current inmates, Chad Curtis Hansen (DOB 10/10/1972) is currently being held on $20,000, so that might help some.  He's got a few priors in the misdemeanor site, and looks like the one with no charges noted is what they're holding him on.  They have another warrant outstanding, it appears, too.  He also got dinged on 7/8 for a PI...

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3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Chad's in the can right now for theft on a $20k bond. We had a neighborhood meeting with the cops, including a mental health officer. They basically said there's not a lot they can do if he has the resources to pay his mortgage and keep bailing himself out of jail. And while they couldn't comment on whether or not Chad has guns, they said "assume everyone has guns." So that's comforting. Think we're gonna have to go the civil route. Right now he's enjoying fucking with everyone. I think the neighborhood is gonna have to make this not fun for him anymore. He did get cited for the graffiti. Apparently the punishment is that he has to clean it up before he sells the house. That's a code with some real teeth. 

Apparently a dude had put an offer in on the house for sale next door. Prospective buyer came to the neighborhood meeting with the police. I bet dude is reevaluating his decision after hearing about his potential new neighbor. 

I feel real bad for those people next door to him trying to sell their house. Not gonna lie, if I was a buyer and I pulled up and saw all that shit, I'd just keep on driving. Plenty of houses out there that aren't next door to a lunatic.

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On 7/24/2018 at 9:26 AM, Loco said:

 

Don't know about Austin, but in S Florida Sober homes are a massive problem and the NIMBYs are justified.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/fred-grimm/article124838879.html

I'm aware of the general problem and it's disgusting.  HOWEVER, that problem is mostly separate from whether a sober living home, otherwise code-compliant, poses any threat to a surrounding community.  If it's a sober living facility that has no rules because it's just cashing people's checks, then run em for that reason (assuming the tenants are misbehaving).  But not because of some theoretical objection that the people in it are somehow depraved.

Because in many or most cases, it's theoretical objections from a bunch of cunts. 

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17 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Buy ChadCurtisHanson.com and redirect it to this thread.  Or buy chadhansenisacunt.com.  

 

First things first.  Make sure his AC is out of refrigerant.  Make it miserable in the house.  Use a set of gauges to bleed it dry, so there's no puncture in the line, and no evidence. 

While he's in jail, leave his back yard faucet running, run up that bill as much as you can.  See if you can get his bill up past a few grand.  

Have some kids ransack the inside of the house, completely trash the hell out of it, leave it uninhabitable.  

Take some fireworks, drop them in his sewer cleanout, bust that bitch open.

Plant some marijuana plants in his back yard.

Now, call the city inspector and see if you can get the house condemned.  Austin's really dickish if you try to do the whole off-grid thing, so a broken sewer and a potentially shut-off water line will get him in deep shit (literally).

 

 

Now, looking at the current inmates, Chad Curtis Hansen (DOB 10/10/1972) is currently being held on $20,000, so that might help some.  He's got a few priors in the misdemeanor site, and looks like the one with no charges noted is what they're holding him on.  They have another warrant outstanding, it appears, too.  He also got dinged on 7/8 for a PI...

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He's got cameras in the windows recording everything that happens outside so there's not really a way to fuck with his house. Also, if he were inside during one of his meth binges and he sees someone fucking with his house, he'd probably shoot them.

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4 minutes ago, Loco said:

@TwiceHorn

Don't disagree, but a lot of things in theory are great and not so much in reality.   Like Profit motive in healthcare ...  but here we are 

 

Well yeah, but here you have a single-family guy paying his mortgage in a neighborhood who is an absolute disaster.  A half-dozen dudes sharing a 3BR and trying to get their lives together in a home with rules that might make a teenager rage really shouldn't be a problem.  Unruly intoxicated people get kicked out of sober-living with quickness.

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56 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

He's got cameras in the windows recording everything that happens outside so there's not really a way to fuck with his house. Also, if he were inside during one of his meth binges and he sees someone fucking with his house, he'd probably shoot them.

That's what I've been waiting to see.  While I'm no expert or specialist, (at anything) it has been my experience that the more paranoid/Schzioid someone is, the more likely they are to have surveillance/cameras/recorders EVERYWHERE.

He would have evidence everywhere, and more than likely is actively monitoring the cameras continually etc and someone would definitely wind up hurt/shot.

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On 7/24/2018 at 9:37 PM, burntorangebongos said:

Just an idea. You'll need a burner phone. You could pretend you are his brother and call the cops asking for a welfare check. Tell them that you are not from Austin and then last time you went by, he wasn't home or he didn't answer the door and you waited half the day before giving up. That the house and yard was trashed and some neighbors came up expressing concern about his strange behavior, especially with their kids. Could they go over there and check on him and give you a call? Maybe something will happen with the cops but if not, then keep calling in a welfare check at least once a month. It'll get the guy more paranoid with the cops dropping by and maybe he'll do something illegal or crazy enough to scare a cop into shooting him.

Or just get him a dog......

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8 hours ago, irishtexan said:

He's got cameras in the windows recording everything that happens outside so there's not really a way to fuck with his house. Also, if he were inside during one of his meth binges and he sees someone fucking with his house, he'd probably shoot them.

Sounds to me like range weapons are in order then. Brush up on your potato cannon construction and three-man slingshot aim. 

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Well, still not the arrest you were referring to, but it's a start:

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10852149    HANSEN    CHAD    "Don't Fuck with the Irish"    1823403    07/13/2018    1818-0 POSS OF DRUG PARA (PDP,PNP)

 

The 8th, the 13th, and slated for the 23rd.  Three in a month.

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On 7/26/2018 at 11:32 AM, irishtexan said:

Chad's in the can right now for theft on a $20k bond. We had a neighborhood meeting with the cops, including a mental health officer. They basically said there's not a lot they can do if he has the resources to pay his mortgage and keep bailing himself out of jail. And while they couldn't comment on whether or not Chad has guns, they said "assume everyone has guns." So that's comforting. Think we're gonna have to go the civil route. Right now he's enjoying fucking with everyone. I think the neighborhood is gonna have to make this not fun for him anymore. He did get cited for the graffiti. Apparently the punishment is that he has to clean it up before he sells the house. That's a code with some real teeth. 

Apparently a dude had put an offer in on the house for sale next door. Prospective buyer came to the neighborhood meeting with the police. I bet dude is reevaluating his decision after hearing about his potential new neighbor. 

Have you tried going to the media like you previous said if Kitchens wouldn't do shit? Seems like it's time to call around, because this is the type of story local news love to cover.

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47 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

Have you tried going to the media like you previous said if Kitchens wouldn't do shit? Seems like it's time to call around, because this is the type of story local news love to cover.

I don't think it will actually accomplish anything. The officers we talked to provided detailed explanations of the work they're doing, but also the limitations they face regarding what they can do. Going to the media would only further aggravate him and may result in him doing something horribly annoying to his immediate neighbors, at best, or violent and destructive, at worst. Besides, police can't comment on his mental health due to HIPPA or his firearm ownership so what's the story? I just don't know there's enough there, and I don't think there are any positive outcomes that would come out of this.

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He's on track to take care of all this himself. If he's using, meth and or crack, hell be out of.money soon, no matter how.much money he piles up, it will go quick. Drug dealers like to rob people as well. The rest he'll blow on drugs.

He's destined for jail or death, he might end up in one of those wards for the mentally ill.

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He's on track to take care of all this himself. If he's using, meth and or crack, hell be out of.money soon, no matter how.much money he piles up, it will go quick. Drug dealers like to rob people as well. The rest he'll blow on drugs.

He's destined for jail or death, he might end up in one of those wards for the mentally ill.

Yeah, true.  However, sometimes people like him go on for an astonishingly long time before it all blows up.

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