Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread

[texifornia 56014]

Tennessee's consistent hatred of UT is so weird. Like, we don't think about them at all. And not in the fake "we don't think about Texas A&M" way. Like, they actually don't take up any brain space.

 

[Dewey 3271]

It's the UT thing, apparently there can only be one. Might be confusing to them. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5908]

59 minutes ago, Dewey said:

It's the UT thing, apparently there can only be one. Might be confusing to them. 

It was weird living in Knoxville (20 years) and getting the "We're the real UT" so often.  Before and after moving up there it just never crossed my mind to argue over the abbreviation.  

[closetojumping 61997]

1 hour ago, Dewey said:

It's the UT thing, apparently there can only be one. Might be confusing to them. 

 

5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

It was weird living in Knoxville (20 years) and getting the "We're the real UT" so often.  Before and after moving up there it just never crossed my mind to argue over the abbreviation.  

I wrote about this somewhere, but we did a road trip last summer that basically went entirely through SEC country over 2 weeks. I’d wear UT gear occasionally and every time I did, I get comments about Tennessee being “ the real UT” and the thing that drove them crazy was my complete ignorance and indifference. 

“Cool” and “good for you guys” were met with befuddlement. Then I’d just say “look, we’re Texas. I don’t need to explain or debate that shit with anyone. “ and that would end the conversation every time. It’s a land of sensitive, insecure people when it comes to Texas showing up. Bama is largely excepted from that, except for their behavior around the stadium directly after their loss. 

[Fondren & Main 6573]

20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I wrote about this somewhere, but we did a road trip last summer that basically went entirely through SEC country over 2 weeks. I’d wear UT gear occasionally and every time I did, I get comments about Tennessee being “ the real UT” and the thing that drove them crazy was my complete ignorance and indifference. 

“Cool” and “good for you guys” were met with befuddlement. Then I’d just say “look, we’re Texas. I don’t need to explain or debate that shit with anyone. “ and that would end the conversation every time. It’s a land of sensitive, insecure people when it comes to Texas showing up. Bama is largely excepted from that, except for their behavior around the stadium directly after their loss. 

Stupid people can be very emotional.

[BlackCat 392]

Texas in the SEC is a threat to their whole identity. I have family all over the SEC. They have to have their identity of the south having the best football. Its super important to them and if we show up and win the league it will shatter that narrative they've clung to their whole lives. They're scared and they're pissed that their life long claims are actually going to get tested. They know Texas is its own thing. Thats their whole problem. They cant claim us as part of the family because we aren't interested. This is about money but its also about competition. If we come in and win the league they will feel conquered. Our timing couldnt be better and they know it. Saban knew it. Sankey knows it and he's in. The majority of their fans are pissed at him. They cant afford to lose the SEC SEC chant. Its a huge part of their culture. I dont have anything against these people, I like them very much. But we are coming to knock down their sand castle, and it's going to be fucking awesome. 

[Hank Chinaski 6308]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

I think “redeeming” is the word you’re looking for, boss. 

[SamMan 1327]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Tennessee's consistent hatred of UT is so weird. Like, we don't think about them at all. And not in the fake "we don't think about Texas A&M" way. Like, they actually don't take up any brain space.

 

No worries, we just need to wait until one of those obese fucks starts having a heat stroke up in the Neyland nosebleeds (it’s inevitable), and offer to pray over him. I hear that shit will get you a segment on the local news and a really sweet thread on SECrant.

[Beau Vine 53653]

[derp 731]

I think this is a bi-directional sentiment with Tennessee. Very little in our worlds seem to overlap outside of Bru McCoy.

[BurntOrange&White 38766]

Some of you are new to Tennessee fans I See. 

[Pato del Muerto 52035]

41 minutes ago, derp said:

I think this is a bi-directional sentiment with Tennessee. Very little in our worlds seem to overlap outside of Bru McCoy.

There is the manning family

[Cairn Horn88 8043]

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

It was weird living in Knoxville (20 years) and getting the "We're the real UT" so often.  Before and after moving up there it just never crossed my mind to argue over the abbreviation.  

I can see why Tenn would be a little disgruntled with Horns moving in….the “real” UT pushes them aside, as does the real burnt orange color…..they will acquiesce…..and like it.

[derp 731]

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There is the manning family

If it was Peyton’s kid, sure. Archie, Eli, and Cooper were all Ole Miss.

Unless you’re going for the “there’s always an uncle” angle.

[RomaVicta 29500]

Several years ago, I was in Colorado staying at a friend's. He introduced me to local guy who was very handy with construction and contracting. Nice guy. He was wearing a Tennessee hat that I commented on. I said something nice like there wouldn't be a Texas without Tennessee. He asked  where I went to school.

University of Texas.

Texas! We're the real UT. I shrug. I'd never known there was an issue there. I couldn't muster up much care about it.

And our color orange is- I cut him off.

Yeah, you can see it from space! 

Not a bad guy. He had a good laugh. He ended the comparison.

[deft 6747]

Outside of Tennessee and maybe two other states, nobody gives two fucks what the university of Tennessee considers itself to be sharted to. We’re UT. We are Texas. We will use them interchangeably as we see fit. Sure they were founded first. Dates don’t make a shit.

[RomaVicta 29500]

[Armybrat 40527]

11 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 

I wrote about this somewhere, but we did a road trip last summer that basically went entirely through SEC country over 2 weeks. I’d wear UT gear occasionally and every time I did, I get comments about Tennessee being “ the real UT” and the thing that drove them crazy was my complete ignorance and indifference. 

“Cool” and “good for you guys” were met with befuddlement. Then I’d just say “look, we’re Texas. I don’t need to explain or debate that shit with anyone. “ and that would end the conversation every time. It’s a land of sensitive, insecure people when it comes to Texas showing up. Bama is largely excepted from that, except for their behavior around the stadium directly after their loss. 

They are still pissed about Crockett & Houston portaling, not to mention flipping Simms.

[TotallyLegit 3050]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

To be fair, your search suggestions are probably affected by your personal info.

Edited July 2 by TotallyLegit

[RomaVicta 29500]

Now, I think I know too much about your personal info.

[Knoxtnhorn 5908]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

They are still pissed about Crockett & Houston portaling, not to mention flipping Simms.

Ha!  I was at a restaurant in Knoxville the day Simms flipped.  Some old dude noticed my Texas tie and straight up said, "I hope Simms breaks his leg and never plays football again."  

[SydneyCarton 47294]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

1 hour ago, TotallyLegit said:

To be fair, your search suggestions are probably affected by your personal info.

To be fair, your search results are also based on your location (unless you're using a proxy or incognito window) as well as your previous results. 

[tejas60 3514]

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

They are still pissed about Crockett & Houston portaling, not to mention flipping Simms.

Those fucks also need to be reminded/taught that Sam Houston was a Virginian. 

[Armybrat 40527]

6 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Those fucks also need to be reminded/taught that Sam Houston was a Virginian. 

There was a reason he became an alcoholic after moving to Tennessee.

[Pato del Muerto 52035]

7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

There was a reason he became an alcoholic after moving to Tennessee.

Is that what he told you?

[Deej 76156]

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Ha!  I was at a restaurant in Knoxville the day Simms flipped.  Some old dude noticed my Texas tie and straight up said, "I hope Simms breaks his leg and never plays football again."  

Leg, spleen...whatever it takes. 

[Beau Vine 53653]

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

OK, you're smarter than this, aren't you?

[Vertuzzi 1303]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

OK, you're smarter than this, aren't you?

Narrator: No, he wasn’t.  

[RomaVicta 29500]

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

OK, you're smarter than this, aren't you?

It wasn't a doctoral thesis or legal brief. I don't even care if the world thinks that Tennesssee is the real UT. I just Googled and copied. Thought it was sort of funny. 

But to answer your question, no.

[Nuge 1945]

appropriate avatar

[Knoxtnhorn 5908]

*No wonder most of these fanbases are acting like such cunts.  Texas has either scoreboard or all-time record on every school except:

Vanderbilt - We got to get this fixed quickly.

South Carolina - We've only played each other once.  1957.  Lost 27-21,

Coincidentally, I think the only other schools that have scoreboard are LSU (been mostly cool as far as I've seen) and Arkansas (I'm not sure I've seen any reaction from that fanbase.  Do they have internet?)

 

*Slightly drunk.  My "research" could contain mistakes.

[Wishbone 4717]

49 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

*No wonder most of these fanbases are acting like such cunts.  Texas has either scoreboard or all-time record on every school except:

Vanderbilt - We got to get this fixed quickly.

South Carolina - We've only played each other once.  1957.  Lost 27-21,

Coincidentally, I think the only other schools that have scoreboard are LSU (been mostly cool as far as I've seen) and Arkansas (I'm not sure I've seen any reaction from that fanbase.  Do they have internet?)

 

*Slightly drunk.  My "research" could contain mistakes.

Keep drinking. We’ll get this shit figured out.

[Hank_Hill 17674]

11 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

To be fair, your search results are also based on your location (unless you're using a proxy or incognito window) as well as your previous results. 

Incognito, 3600 miles away from Austin, from a hospital phone with none of my previous personal searches. LOL TAMPA BEFORE TENNESSEE 

[Park Gothic 4883]

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Keep drinking. We’ll get this shit figured out.

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

[texifornia 56014]

11 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Incognito, 3600 miles away from Austin, from a hospital phone with none of my previous personal searches. LOL TAMPA BEFORE TENNESSEE 

Sniping the ut.edu URL before Tennessee did wonders for them

[markstanco 12425]

SBNation did an article on this years ago.  They took some type of poll.

Although the image links are now broken (Imgur was hosting for whatever reason) but this was still cached in the googles:

[SydneyCarton 47294]

32 minutes ago, markstanco said:

SBNation did an article on this years ago.  They took some type of poll.

Although the image links are now broken (Imgur was hosting for whatever reason) but this was still cached in the googles:

It's the same piece of shit loser mindset regardless of affiliation. If you've got to run around telling someone something completely unsolicited, the opposite is probably fucking true. The Real UT? Ok. The REAL flagship college of Texas? The Real Big Brother? A real follower of Christ? You're not a Karen, but? I didn't have sexual relations with that woman? Yeah, we all know the story. 

Tennessee is no different in their little dick insecurity as any other sect of losers. If they want to have a conversation, they can support their position with some facts. Oh, you're the real UT? Well, do you have the most money? The most titles? The higher academic ranking? More living alumni? More iconic and internationally recognized color scheme and logo? 

No, you're just another bunch of fucking hillbillies. But congratulations on your piece of the Smokey Mountains, well done. It's beautiful, but I'd still rather go to Asheville. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

Kyle has been fucking with Tenn for days.  They're getting MAD, and it's hilarious 

 

Edited July 3 by JesusSweatDuck

[Getafix 28362]

 

 

 

We knew the bar was low at LSU, but holy smokes ... 😂  😂  😂.

 

 

 

[deft 6747]

It’s giving “Dominick gets a happy face on his deportment grade this week for being nice to classmates and his professors. This takes care of last weeks frowny face.”

[billfromlaketravis 11286]

10 hours ago, deft said:

It’s giving “Dominick gets a happy face on his deportment grade this week for being nice to classmates and his professors. This takes care of last weeks frowny face.”

The casino chips must flow. 

[closetojumping 61997]

43 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The casino chips must flow. 

That isn’t how it works anymore, man. Good grief. 

[Deej 76156]

13 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

We knew the bar was low at LSU, but holy smokes ... 😂  😂  😂.

 

 

 

 

[Getafix 28362]

 

From the "life comes at you fast" department ... lulz.

 

 

 

 

[nnm 35552]

On 7/13/2024 at 10:51 AM, Deej said:

 

Who knew that Brian Kelly had a casting couch?  Never could have predicted that. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

@SimkinsMan Love the thread title. But based on what I have read in this thread, "Uneducated" (not "Sub-Educated") is a more accurate description of these fuckstick jackwagons.

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

 

[Getafix 28362]

 

I don't think this is an attempt at humor or satire ... I think this is pure, uncut Sooner-speak.  

 

 

 

[Gucci_Suit 2571]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

I don't think this is an attempt at humor or satire ... I think this is pure, uncut Sooner-speak.  

 

 

 

Demention eh?