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Gawd SEC fans are all talk. SEC fan: "Texas isn't ready for how rough the SEC is." Texas: SHANKS AGGY AND URINATES ON HIM SEC fan: "omg u so mean" Pussies.

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On 9/9/2024 at 1:08 AM, Hornius Emeritus said:

The rest of Tiger Droppings is having an epic rant. Complaining about their new lights and how awful they are, complaining about Brian Kelly and how he is a slimy man, complaining about their playoff chances, complaining about the defense, which apparently has a dysfunctional secondary.

Their fans are miserable and I'm here for it.

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/lsu-sports/

Having worked a fair number of them, nobody does the poor me better than LSU fan. 

They have the most NFL players per capita in Louisiana without any in state recruiting competition. They won 2 national championships with functionally regarded head coaches. Sure Kelly sucks, but they can always hire somebody better. Things could be much worse, trust me. 

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40 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

All I care about is skull dragging Miss St and UGA/Bama game. Maybe tOSU/Michigan St game. All the rest are meh. Possibly Pedo St/Illinois or Oregon/UCLA.

I like all college football starting tonite. We don’t have many weeks left till the offseason 

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1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

I like all college football starting tonite. We don’t have many weeks left till the offseason 

Yeah, that's true. I am looking forward to the Miami/VT game tonight. And you're right, I really should enjoy all football because the off-season is almost unbearable other than hearing about the freshmen and sophomores stepping up (as well as who makes a jump from the WR room/RB room), of course the spring game. 

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17 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yeah, that's true. I am looking forward to the Miami/VT game tonight. And you're right, I really should enjoy all football because the off-season is almost unbearable other than hearing about the freshmen and sophomores stepping up (as well as who makes a jump from the WR room/RB room), of course the spring game. 

This off season will be nuts with archmania. 

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4 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

This off season will be nuts with archmania. 

Oh dude, for real. That's what I'm looking forward to. Seeing him grow and be a leader. He'll have been here 3 years and will understand the offense and grow. It's not like when Quinn got here and was baptized by fire. Arch, WIingo, Jonah Williams, Ffrench, Lockett, etc. It will be absolutely insane. 

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College football coaches have to have a slime factor. They are salesmen that know football and people. The amount of politics, fundraising, recruiting/retention involved (coaches, staff, high school, portal), and blind eyes turned is not going to net out some Jesus-like figure.
If a fan base says they think their coach is slimy, they are just saying the slime isn’t netting the results they are looking for. They just want more effective slime.
This is true to some degree, so is the fact some coaches are simply far slimier than others. I think we got one of the latter thankfully, but I don't kid myself into thinking the Dabo approach (even he has a bit of sliminess) is the way to sustained success.
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On 9/22/2024 at 9:50 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Having worked a fair number of them, nobody does the poor me better than LSU fan. 

They have the most NFL players per capita in Louisiana without any in state recruiting competition. They won 2 national championships with functionally regarded head coaches. Sure Kelly sucks, but they can always hire somebody better. Things could be much worse, trust me. 

Long time ago, I was in NOLA and wearing a longhorn hat.  I ran into some guy who was wearing a LSU hat and he was lamenting how they lost to Texas.   I replied, you just won a MNC, I would gladly trade a loss to LSU for a national championship.  He looked at me, cocked his head and then nodded in agreement.    

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1 hour ago, Nivek said:

Long time ago, I was in NOLA and wearing a longhorn hat.  I ran into some guy who was wearing a LSU hat and he was lamenting how they lost to Texas.   I replied, you just won a MNC, I would gladly trade a loss to LSU for a national championship.  He looked at me, cocked his head and then nodded in agreement.    

Sounds like you caught a reasonable one. I had a corn dog coworker tell me once that Texas should never win less than 10 games because of all the in state talent. I rolled my eyes and said LSU was irrelevant until Les Miles with 110 NFL players from Louisiana recruiting against Tulane. 

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5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Sounds like you caught a reasonable one. I had a corn dog coworker tell me once that Texas should never win less than 10 games because of all the in state talent. I rolled my eyes and said LSU was irrelevant until Les Miles with 110 NFL players from Louisiana recruiting against Tulane. 

Saban not Miles.*

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Bobby out of the blue suddenly wailing about us not being able to run the ball when we're 16th in the country in epa/attempt is certainly a take.

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20 minutes ago, WBT said:

Bobby out of the blue suddenly wailing about us not being able to run the ball when we're 16th in the country in epa/attempt is certainly a take.

He's stuck on that bullshit. It's like he does t even look up stats, just his eyes. I'd expect more from him, yet here we are. 

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I just made my second visit there in two day. Today's treat was four pages of gay bashing on the thread (started by an Aggie, of course) about how Texas's schedule may be more difficult than previously thought. One of the parrots must have escaped TexAgs.

It's a brutally mind-numbing website to read. Another thread has an Aggie gloating that Gameday chose OSU-Oregon over Texas-OU. Surely a season of this will further reveal to the SEC what a weird bunch of obsessives populate the internet with Aggie avatars.

I'l go back for specific topics, I guess, but it's even dumber than TexAgs.

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21 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I just made my second visit there in two day. Today's treat was four pages of gay bashing on the thread (started by an Aggie, of course) about how Texas's schedule may be more difficult than previously thought. One of the parrots must have escaped TexAgs.

It's a brutally mind-numbing website to read. Another thread has an Aggie gloating that Gameday chose OSU-Oregon over Texas-OU. Surely a season of this will further reveal to the SEC what a weird bunch of obsessives populate the internet with Aggie avatars.

I'l go back for specific topics, I guess, but it's even dumber than TexAgs.

I went there for about 12 seconds and it was more than enough. Who are the Texas fans that post over there and what the hell is wrong with them? 

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41 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I went there for about 12 seconds and it was more than enough. Who are the Texas fans that post over there and what the hell is wrong with them? 

Most of them are socks. They say and do shit that you can’t find Texas fans doing anywhere else, on or offline. I saw a guy the other poo-pooing the RRS atmosphere compared to other SEC experiences. Other guys talking about Sarkisian being unstable and assuming 3 or more losses left due to the SEC grind. Not only is the site full of the simplest dumbasses in sports, their socks are shitty and unfunny too. 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I just made my second visit there in two day. Today's treat was four pages of gay bashing on the thread (started by an Aggie, of course) about how Texas's schedule may be more difficult than previously thought. One of the parrots must have escaped TexAgs.

It's a brutally mind-numbing website to read. Another thread has an Aggie gloating that Gameday chose OSU-Oregon over Texas-OU. Surely a season of this will further reveal to the SEC what a weird bunch of obsessives populate the internet with Aggie avatars.

I'l go back for specific topics, I guess, but it's even dumber than TexAgs.

I certainly do not miss the Big 12 but the SEC is embarrassingly red neck. 

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I just made my second visit there in two day. Today's treat was four pages of gay bashing on the thread (started by an Aggie, of course) about how Texas's schedule may be more difficult than previously thought. One of the parrots must have escaped TexAgs.

It's a brutally mind-numbing website to read. Another thread has an Aggie gloating that Gameday chose OSU-Oregon over Texas-OU. Surely a season of this will further reveal to the SEC what a weird bunch of obsessives populate the internet with Aggie avatars.

I'l go back for specific topics, I guess, but it's even dumber than TexAgs.

Serious question-

Is it confirmed Game Day will be at the Cotton Bowl, Oregon vs Ohio State (unless I'm missing if Oregon plays Ohio State next week)?

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3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Serious question-

Is it confirmed Game Day will be at the Cotton Bowl, Oregon vs Ohio State (unless I'm missing if Oregon plays Ohio State next week)?

Oregon this week, Austin the next week

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