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Gawd SEC fans are all talk. SEC fan: "Texas isn't ready for how rough the SEC is." Texas: SHANKS AGGY AND URINATES ON HIM SEC fan: "omg u so mean" Pussies.

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Assault of an unborn child is a misdemeanor, yet the Georgia Supreme Court just restored the state's abortion ban. Georgia ladies, you might want to take up football. 

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Yep. tu is no doubt responsible for starting the investigations. The whorns' universal control of mass media and what's left of the NCAA will be Georgia's final undoing. You see, tu doesn't like an equal playing field. They own the refs, too. They're toxic. They benadrylled the sleeping giant that is Texas A&M University home of the Fighting Texas Aggies from Texas.

Oh, why doesn't anybody see?

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3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Yep. tu is no doubt responsible for starting the investigations. The whorns' universal control of mass media and what's left of the NCAA will be Georgia's final undoing. You see, tu doesn't like an equal playing field. They own the refs, too. They're toxic. They benadrylled the sleeping giant that is Texas A&M University home of the Fighting Texas Aggies from Texas.

Oh, why doesn't anybody see?

We're already at cruising speed on tearing down the conference.

Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

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We're already at cruising speed on tearing down the conference.
Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.
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Cruising speed? Fuck them brakes. We’ve gone plaid.

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Let’s burn this bitch down on the way to owning it.
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These idiots read all the Aggie posts about us and somehow translated them to reality.

T-sips are arrogant and cocky. They think they'll walk in here and run the place. Look out, the evil ones are here to toxify us all!

Who has been talking shit? We were not and are not afraid. We've beaten Georgia and Alabama recently. I haven't heard much shit talk at all from Texas.

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46 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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These idiots read all the Aggie posts about us and somehow translated them to reality.

T-sips are arrogant and cocky. They think they'll walk in here and run the place. Look out, the evil ones are here to toxify us all!

Who has been talking shit? We were not and are not afraid. We've beaten Georgia and Alabama recently. I haven't heard much shit talk at all from Texas.

This. I’m around aggys way more than I would like in Houston. In every interaction, I’m polite and I state facts. We had a good team last year. We have a lot of of guys coming back this year. We added some nice pieces in high school recruiting and the portal. I think Texas will beat aggy because we have a better team. If we lose because of some Chef Patel food poisoning bullshit, them’s the breaks. 

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It is loser talk from losers. They wouldn’t know humility if if shot its load on their face. They celebrated hiring a coach. Bragged about money. Bragged about buying a class that amounted to nothing.

They think they are on par or better than us, and tried to recruit off a conference affiliation instead of what they produced.

They are losers. Eternal losers. They celebrate like losers. The are arrogant without any results. Those morons actually think they upgraded their baseball situation after losing the coach who brought them their entire world series wins, and their hire speaks to who they are in the world. Even if that guy works out, he will leave for a real program.

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1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Meh fuck all that. 

I talk shit and will continue to do so when it comes to this overrated redneck conference and Texas coming in to fuck it up. 

To be clear, I'm referring to the notion that we entered the SEC talking shit about what we'd do. 

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I don't say shit except "We'll see.",. It's even more lovely. 

"tu got lucky"

"We'll see."

"tu looks good."

"We'll see."

"We are both undefeated in the SEC. Should be good."

"We'll see."

 

I'm not validating anything they say. Just waiting on the coaster to do the coaster.

 

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44 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

I for one have been talking massive, I mean MASSIVE, amounts of shit to any LSU and Aggy fan I know for the past year or so, especially ramping up this season. Maybe they all know me.

We'd expect nothing less from you, Rusty.

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50 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I don't say shit except "We'll see.",. It's even more lovely. 

"tu got lucky"

"We'll see."

"tu looks good."

"We'll see."

"We are both undefeated in the SEC. Should be good."

"We'll see."

 

I'm not validating anything they say. Just waiting on the coaster to do the coaster.

 

I agree with the zen master approach, Gust. 

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1 hour ago, Slacks said:

I don't say shit except "We'll see.",. It's even more lovely. 

"tu got lucky"

"We'll see."

"tu looks good."

"We'll see."

"We are both undefeated in the SEC. Should be good."

"We'll see."

 

I'm not validating anything they say. Just waiting on the coaster to do the coaster.

 

“We’ll see” is exactly what I said to the idiot at work blathering about how great Hawkins is and how Texas hasn’t seen anything like that vaunted ou defense on Friday. I expect him to avoid me at all costs tomorrow. 

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2 minutes ago, TXRed said:

“We’ll see” is exactly what I said to the idiot at work blathering about how great Hawkins is and how Texas hasn’t seen anything like that vaunted ou defense on Friday. I expect him to avoid me at all costs tomorrow. 

Now... When he comes to you this week making excuses while also trying to give faux praise, just nod...  "We'll see."

He'll shift to UGA game...  You know what to do.

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16 hours ago, Slacks said:

We'll see.

I grew up hearing "We'll see" from my Mom. A lot. 

As far as I recall now, we rarely, if ever, did in fact see.

I prefer "Hide and watch, my man" - which admittedly is pretty much the same response, but I don't think Mom ever said it... so there's that.

Hide and watch, my man.

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On 10/13/2024 at 9:27 PM, Fondren & Main said:

I take the dignifying them in ass route.  Metaphorically speaking.  I’ve got a whole lot of hate and resentment that’s built up these last few years.

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My dislike for A&M is eternal.

The best running back in the history of my HS choose not to go to Texas, for a very good reason. He went to A&M, and we were lifelong friends, until his passing. May he RIP. Ironically, the reason he didn't go to Texas is similar to the reason for my post.

1975 was #2 A&M v. #5 Texas, in College Station. Marty Akins (Texas QB) was coming off a knee injury from 2 week prior. On Texas's first play, Pat Thomas (A&M DB) came in like a missile and put his helmet directly on Akins' knee, taking him out of the game. Game over.

This is an old post from Hornsfans:

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"FireRC, there' no history of the Aggies intentionally trying to injure Texas players?

Ask those of us who watched Jackie Williams take a dirty shot to Roosevelt Leaks' knee, putting him on the ground and out of the game during the 1973 game at Kyle Field. He said in the dressing room afterward "God help me for doing that. I was just so fired up".

Two years later, I was sitting on my Aggie father-in-law's 40 yard line seats when early in the game Pat Thomas took Marty Akins out with a cheap shot. All the Aggies sitting around me stood up and cheered.

Please don't come over here with descriptions of your people as being good sports. Whatever y'all can do to beat "t.u." is considered "good bull", from selling your souls to hire Jackie Sherrill to desecrating Memorial Stadium ( a stadium dedicated to all Texas war dead, including Aggies).

It's not for nothing that we call y'all dirty cheaters."

Aggy personified is at 35:08 of the video.

For damn near 50 years, I have never apologized for my beliefs towards A&M. I'm not sure what might ever change that.

I'm asking if one of you sleuths can make a video or screen grab, of find something in the archives, to memorialize it and to provide others one more data point validating the history and depth of Aggy transgressions.

Thanks in advance.

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23 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I prefer "Hide and watch, my man" - which admittedly is pretty much the same response, but I don't think Mom ever said it... so there's that.

That was my mom's favorite.

The aggies can hide and watch what we're going to do to them in November.

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