Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread

[nnm 35627]

 

 

[Napoleon 8580]

In fairness to some of the LSU posters, it is true that Dakorien Moore is not worth it. 

His NIL guarantee would be a significantly larger portion of LSU’s budget than Texas’, and they need that money elsewhere.

Also, they have a history of recruiting instate WRs and turning them into top picks. 

Moore is a bidding war that they needed to lose for the good of their team.

[Beau Vine 53718]

Before the portal and NIL screwed everything up, these kids were going to LSU for the right reason.  You know, academics!

Edited May 17 by Beau Vine

[cochamps 1867]

18 hours ago, Napoleon said:

In fairness to some of the LSU posters, it is true that Dakorien Moore is not worth it. 

His NIL guarantee would be a significantly larger portion of LSU’s budget than Texas’, and they need that money elsewhere.

Also, they have a history of recruiting instate WRs and turning them into top picks. 

Moore is a bidding war that they needed to lose for the good of their team.

"L" is for loser.

[Junior Bonner 6214]

On 5/17/2024 at 1:55 PM, Napoleon said:

In fairness to some of the LSU posters, it is true that Dakorien Moore is not worth it. 

His NIL guarantee would be a significantly larger portion of LSU’s budget than Texas’, and they need that money elsewhere.

Also, they have a history of recruiting instate WRs and turning them into top picks. 

Moore is a bidding war that they needed to lose for the good of their team.

Is my sarcasm meter broken? This is a joke, right? 

Edited May 18 by Junior Bonner

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

[Gut Wagon 8037]

So hurt. So bitter. So satisfying. 

[Mr. Drummond 2161]

Hey LSU, we think Nahlin is a POS too.  

[Scholz 11896]

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

So hurt. So bitter. So satisfying. 

I’m beginning to really enjoy them. 😂. Such crying hypocrites.  Hope they keep going after the Texas HS players we want.

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

1 hour ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Hey LSU, we think Nahlin is a POS too.  

We do, but he's not wrong here.  

[Mr. Drummond 2161]

36 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

We do, but he's not wrong here.  

Oh sure, its an obvious point.   Which means Nahlin probably overheard someone say it and then passed it off as his own thought.

[billfromlaketravis 11290]

What did LSU expect on Moore? They forced him into a commitment minutes after they blew a huge lead on Simmons in a half assed attempt to save face/appease their fanbase. 

[Horn117 647]

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

[msucolt45 3978]

Best thing about the LSU fan base (all sports) is they don’t believe in the “SEC, SEC, SEC” mantra. From my decade+ of living in SWLA, Tiger fans always believed in, if not us, then F them. Never root for the internal competitors, as it affects future recruiting too.

Hook’em!!!

[TXRed 3143]

SEC Screenshot Mega-thread: Moore Tiga Tears 

[Sgt Hulk 13533]

Awwwww ya hate to see it.  For decades sec schools pay kids with bags of cash to be relevant. Because no one wants to live in shitty ass 50/50 ranked Louisiana and your diploma mill. Now nil levels it back and surpriseeee you’re fucked. 
 

eat that frog dick timmy

[Vertigo 20204]

“He can jack off his fan base without putting down a program that has won way more than they have.” 
 

Texas - 

All-time record	948–392–33 (.702

LSU

All-time record	806–434–47 (.645)

Life comes at you fast Baton Rouge..

[nnm 35627]

[billfromlaketravis 11290]

On 5/20/2024 at 7:49 PM, msucolt45 said:

Best thing about the LSU fan base (all sports) is they don’t believe in the “SEC, SEC, SEC” mantra. From my decade+ of living in SWLA, Tiger fans always believed in, if not us, then F them. Never root for the internal competitors, as it affects future recruiting too.

Hook’em!!!

Yeah they really don’t like anybody. Maybe, sort of, kind of a soft spot for piggy. They legitimately hate Florida, Ole Miss, aggy, and most especially Bama. They blamed all of life’s problems  on Saban and Bama. Now that he’s gone and not haunting Louisiana parochial schools, I was wondering where their next boogeyman would come from. 

We’ve drawn their ire now for cutting their legs out in Texas. 

[texifornia 56015]

10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yeah they really don’t like anybody. Maybe, sort of, kind of a soft spot for piggy. They legitimately hate Florida, Ole Miss, aggy, and most especially Bama. They blamed all of life’s problems  on Saban and Bama. Now that he’s gone and not haunting Louisiana parochial schools, I was wondering where their next boogeyman would come from. 

We’ve drawn their ire now for cutting their legs out in Texas. 

Yup, they knife people and wing beer cans at heads when they're losing regardless of who it is. Trashbag fanbase. Good food, though.

[Elmer_Fudd 22021]

[Yesh 904]

LSU has had multiple SEC losses 20 out of the last 24 years.

[msucolt45 3978]

Our T Herman led team played them the closest out of their most recent NC season. A dropped pass or so might’ve made the difference?

But the AC in their locker room was turned to HEAT during HT!

Hook’em!!!

[cochamps 1867]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

aggy echo chamber...

[Focht Up 631]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If I didn't know better,  I'd say Laftiger was aggy. 

"The sec is going to eat texas alive.  Even an easy sec schedule is going to be the toughest schedule texas has EVER played."

Adding the IMHO at the end is the chefs kiss.  That guy must be like 14 years old.

[billfromlaketravis 11290]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And not 1 iota of doubt on Kelly. Never change corn dogs. 

[Scholz 11896]

I didn’t want to join this conference but not for the reason that window licker thinks.

[Elmer_Fudd 22021]

Still salty over Moore and Simmons.

 

[msucolt45 3978]

LSU contributors forget to realize that they actually play HS FB in TEXAS! It’s not like they are slighting to the Tiger fan base. Hello - D/FW is no longer LSU’s fertile recruiting grounds.

Hook’em!!!

[Fondren & Main 6589]

We need a crying emoji for all these SECunts…

[statsman 5355]

On 5/24/2024 at 2:13 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

“The Rude Awakening” trope, again. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11705]

10 hours ago, statsman said:

“The Rude Awakening” trope, again. 

Their go-to mantra, just like the ags

[Napoleon 8580]

On 5/24/2024 at 4:09 PM, msucolt45 said:

Our T Herman led team played them the closest out of their most recent NC season. A dropped pass or so might’ve made the difference?

But the AC in their locker room was turned to HEAT during HT!

Hook’em!!!

What about the fake injuries?

I am not a fan of the SEC way nor the trash in the stands. 
 

On 5/26/2024 at 9:25 PM, Fondren & Main said:

We need a crying emoji for all these SECunts…

Perhaps just a violin 🎻.

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

What about the fake injuries?

I am not a fan of the SEC way nor the trash in the stands. 
 

Perhaps just a violin 🎻.

That's a fiddle bah gawd

[Napoleon 8580]

22 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

That's a fiddle bah gawd

No, it’s a violin.

I have an iPhone, not an Android. 

[LTtxfan 48721]

CDC lighting up more sec fan's Texas hate 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

[closetojumping 62010]

Lots of good shit in those screenshots. Numerous tropes:

-Texas will apparently out-arrogant SEC people

-Texas isn’t ready for the manliness of SEC football

-Texas trying to get the SEC HQs moved to Dallas for some unexplained valuable reason

Attempting to compare the RRR to the milquetoast atmosphere of the Georgia/Florida game is comical and new. 

[HenryJames 65525]

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Attempting to compare the RRR to the milquetoast atmosphere of the Georgia/Florida game is comical and new. 

Nothing can match the intensity and hatred of [checks notes] the “World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.”

[Not a Sock 2308]

Cocktail Party is overrated as shit, firstly the favorite almost always wins, not counting covid the last time there was an upset was in 2014 and secondly not only does the favorite almost always win but it’s an ass beating too, with the last one score game happening in 2013.

Edited May 30 by Not a Sock

[Dewey 3272]

Fuck em all

[The Dog 43408]

 

[Chuckie Finster 22321]

*Athletic Director promotes his school's biggest rivalry game*

SEC fans:

 

Edited May 30 by Chuckie Finster

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

They're terrified

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

[closetojumping 62010]

This is all glorious. Wait until SEC Media Days if this is how much they’re going to follow every Texas speaker. Holy shit. 

I love seeing the questioning of how Texas is going to fit in socially with the SEC. Uhh, we’re not going to and will not give one fuck what any of the other fanbases think.

When we’re rooting against other SEC teams because it serves UT’s interests in some loose manner, it’s going to be awesome to see/hear their consternation about it. 

 

[Fondren & Main 6589]

I cannot wait for the next decade.  In the words of PBD, "Future looks bright."

Well, it looks bright for us.  I cannot wait for the crying.

[Armybrat 40544]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Attempting to compare the OU Game to the milquetoast atmosphere of the Georgia/Florida game is comical and new. 

Fify