Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread

[Hornius Emeritus 12332]

16 hours ago, Napoleon said:

If you listen to On Texas Football and drank every time they said “At the end of the day”, you would be like Nicholas Cage at the in “Leaving Las Vegas”.

I think it was last week that Gerry said it twice in one sentence.

[BurntOrange&White 38877]

21 hours ago, nnm said:

Expanded list of drinking game terms: 

SEC grind. 

Week to week. 

Week in week out.

Rude awakening. 

No weeks off. 

Top to bottom. 

Gauntlet.  

Just means more. 

"worth the squeeze"

[Tex Long 4285]

On 6/4/2024 at 1:25 PM, Tex Long said:

And SIAP, but: Never ask a man if he's from Texas - he'll tell you, soon enough.

 

It has been pointed out to me that the last line is incomplete, and should read:

Never ask a man if he's from Texas - he'll tell you, soon enough if he is, and if he ain't... well, you'll just embarrass the poor son-of-a-bitch.

[MontereyMX 836]

44 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

 

It has been pointed out to me that the last line is incomplete, and should read:

Never ask a man if he's from Texas - he'll tell you, soon enough if he is, and if he ain't... well, you'll just embarrass the poor son-of-a-bitch.

Aggie

[JesusSweatDuck 17779]

[Hank Chinaski 6308]

[honolulu horn 6144]

[Vertigo 20204]

 

roll tide

[billfromlaketravis 11290]

12 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I tried to tell y’all they were full on aggy with more officiating bitching. I’ve had Bama “holds” the refs missed reenacted on me on Monday mornings. 
 

They also bitch about scheduling constantly. 
 

Oh well. It’ll be fun. This conference lives, breathes, and eats football. 

[Tex Pete 20082]

14 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

That dude is full of shit. When he was that age, he would never have even been invited to see those cars. He was too busy getting his head flushed in the toilet at band practice and his piccolo jammed up his ass. 

[Getafix 28364]

 

 

 

 

 

[Matuka 1304]

[Beau Vine 53718]

4 hours ago, Matuka said:

 

[Deej 76197]

18 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

That dude is full of shit. When he was that age, he would never have even been invited to see those cars. He was too busy getting his head flushed in the toilet at band practice and his piccolo jammed up his ass. 

That wasn't a piccolo.

[Getafix 28364]

 

This story about Tommy Tuberville ... hoo boy.  

 

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11705]

We bust out the lambos, and

[Vertigo 20204]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We bust out the lambos, and

It's not like they are door prizes. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11705]

Just now, Vertigo said:

It's not like they are door prizes. 

It's funny. I was just listening to Bobby, Rod, and CJ, and Bobby made the comment how this isn't new, it's just envy and jealousy. It was cool when Mike Belotti and Co were riding their Harley's out to greet recruits, or tOSU was doing whatever, and ou had a fleet of cars in 2021, but NOW it's "shameful" when Texas does it. 

[nnm 35627]

12 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

This story about Tommy Tuberville ... hoo boy.  

 

 

 

That’s Senator Tommy Tuberville. Which tells you all you need to know about ethics on the hill (/no CR). 

[utee94 15722]

LSU Fan: Their coaching staff can't touch the ones that Saban put together

Texas Coaching Staff: Stolen directly from Saban

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52094]

Would Saban be interested in becoming our db coach?

[Deej 76197]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

LSU Fan: Their coaching staff can't touch the ones that Saban put together

Texas Coaching Staff: Stolen directly from Saban

 

 

Good to know our coaching staff aren't touching themselves. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20304]

I'm beginning to think that this "It Just Means More"  mantra that we kept hearing might be true. Here's a pretty epic rant against Alabama from an LSU ESPN guy.
 

 

 

[Vertigo 20204]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'm beginning to think that this "It Just Means More"  mantra that we kept hearing might be true. Here's a pretty epic rant against Alabama from an LSU ESPN guy.
 

 

 

Its a great rant, it’s just too bad he has no clue what he is talking about. Russell is really good.

[Hornius Emeritus 12332]

15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Its a great rant, it’s just too bad he has no clue what he is talking about. Russell is really good.

That makes it even better, IMO.  Russell is a four-star and a top 100 national recruit.  He's going to be a handful.

[campcrunk 2259]

25 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

That makes it even better, IMO.  Russell is a four-star and a top 100 national recruit.  He's going to be a handful.

It's all fun and games until Russell drops 400+ yards on them

[Pato del Muerto 52094]

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'm beginning to think that this "It Just Means More"  mantra that we kept hearing might be true. Here's a pretty epic rant against Alabama from an LSU ESPN guy.
 

 

 

Bud light and pluckers. Breakfast of sec champions. 

[billfromlaketravis 11290]

The latest from the Bengal Tiger is that Texas bought Moore’s mom, but Dakorien wants to be at LSU. That tool Embody has “confirmed” their bullshit rumor with weak affirmations. Now they’re going after Wiltfong for reporting differently.

Again, what did they expect? Kelly and his staff shit the bed on Simmons, and then forced Dakorien to commit to save face. All this for a WR. A position that can easily be filled in every portal cycle.

Imagine their reaction when Bo Davis  inevitably fucks Zion Williams’ recruitment. 
 

They’re truly a bizarre fanbase. Historically bad defense last year. It’s all the DC’s fault. Kelly escapes any and all blame for hiring the guy.  Lose Simmons to Texas. Blame it all on NIL. Kelly and his staff and sales pitch had nothing to do with it. Rinse and repeat with Moore after he decommitted. 

[Scholz 11896]

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Bud light and pluckers. Breakfast of sec champions. 

Damn that sounds good 

[Tex Long 4285]

On 6/6/2024 at 9:30 AM, MontereyMX said:

Aggie

You've spelt "aggy" incorrectly.

 

 

 

 

And mis-capitalized it.

 

 

 

[Park Gothic 4891]

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

You've spelt "aggy" incorrectly.

And mis-capitalized it.

This is a little too much like Aggies jumping on a dude for spelling it "UT" instead of "t.u." for my taste, but you do you. 

[SameSame 1672]

14 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

That makes it even better, IMO.  Russell is a four-star and a top 100 national recruit.  He's going to be a handful.

Nevermind, didn't realize he was an LSU guy, dumbass.

Edited June 11 by SameSame
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[Tex Long 4285]

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

This is a little too much like Aggies jumping on a dude for spelling it "UT" instead of "t.u." for my taste, but you do you. 

So I shall. 

And you go right ahead and honor your secret aggyness with whatever spellings you wish. 

[MontereyMX 836]

33 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

So I shall. 

And you go right ahead and honor your secret aggyness with whatever spellings you wish. 

smdh. what have I done? 

[Deej 76197]

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

This is a little too much like Aggies jumping on a dude for spelling it "UT" instead of "t.u." for my taste, but you do you. 

aggy jumping on dudes is a turdition as old as time. 

 

[Tex Long 4285]

7 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

smdh. what have I done? 

You spelt aggy incorrectly. There is no situation in which that is acceptable. No caps. no "ie". 

 

 

 

 

You are correct though, it's certainly comparable to UT versus tu. For that, I salute you.

 

[Napoleon 8580]

16 hours ago, Deej said:

aggy jumping on dudes is a turdition as old as time. 

 

 

The bottom is all about it. 

#JuneFlume

#CollieStyle

 

 

Edited June 12 by Napoleon

[Park Gothic 4891]

4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

The bottom is all about it. 

#JuneFlume

#CollieStyle

[Tex Long 4285]

5 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 

The bottom is all about it. 

#JuneFlume

#CollieStyle

 

 

 

I thought June Flume was a body double for Marilyn Monroe back the 50s?

 

[billfromlaketravis 11290]

On 6/10/2024 at 7:01 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'm beginning to think that this "It Just Means More"  mantra that we kept hearing might be true. Here's a pretty epic rant against Alabama from an LSU ESPN guy.
 

 

 

Drive by rant. But 99% of his listeners aren’t smart enough to know he’s wrong. 

[nnm 35627]

 

 

[honolulu horn 6144]

9 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

 

Kinda wish he had called us green blooded halfbreeds, but to each his own. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5908]

9 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

 

Good.  We aren't here to make friends.  Go whine about something else.

[Pato del Muerto 52094]

Going to opine that poster is aggy

[Funk Doctor Spock 11705]

14 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

 

Someone really loves dildos. Has to be an aggy. 

[Pato del Muerto 52094]

And since he’s probably aggy, but even if he’s not, it’s like nobody remembers that aggy beat bama at Kyle in year 1 and then made shirts saying they control the tide.  Nice and low key. 

[HtownHorn 14337]

Those people have never spent a lot of time around OU fans, if that is how they feel.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11705]

Tiger droppings is just TexAgs for swamp aggy. Never forget. 

[Fondren & Main 6589]

They're mistaken.  We aren't here to strut and preen.  It's a reckoning that we want.

[Hank_Hill 17778]

On 6/11/2024 at 9:35 AM, Tex Long said:

You spelt aggy incorrectly. There is no situation in which that is acceptable. No caps. no "ie". 

 

 

 

 

You are correct though, it's certainly comparable to UT versus tu. For that, I salute you.

 

This shit is so lame