Jump to content

2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

bolverk

By bolverk
in Cloak Room

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 56.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Js1

    3930

  • Pancho

    1241

  • tx 3 putt

    1198

  • Red Five

    1011

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Chult86
Chult86

I don't post all that often, though don't mistake that for not enjoying this board's discourse, OUsucks/Texags point and laughs, and quality original content on a frequent basis. I haven't felt t

Clintonaldo
Clintonaldo

Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

Old Freak Nasty
Old Freak Nasty

I am an American Indian, born in rural Pennsylvania while my dad attended Penn State for graduate school in the 70s.  He was accepted by all on campus, but encountered plenty of racism when outside of

Posted Images

dcbc

dcbc 14355

Posted
Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The biggest threat ourt country faces is the plain fact that this shit slaps

 

 

Breaking Bad did it better.  If we could just get Dark Brandon's face superimposed over the Walter White stand-in in the video, we'd be onto something.

 

 

 

Democrats: "the colour is BLUE; the quality is pure."

Edited by dcbc
  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
'stache

'stache 21724

Posted
Posted
On 4/1/2024 at 9:23 PM, Rimbo said:

And you KNOW Biden is going to be blasting that to every retiree in every state, battleground or not.

Remember, the magats earned their social security and theirs will be protected, it's only going to take from the lazy welfare queens (i.e., Blacks). Most of them literally believe that to be true.

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 2
  • Rage+1 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Bozo_Casanova

Bozo_Casanova 26122

Posted
Posted
9 minutes ago, dcbc said:

 

Breaking Bad did it better.  If we could just get Dark Brandon's face superimposed over the Walter White stand-in in the video, we'd be onto something.

 

 

do not insult Los Cuates de Sinaloa 

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Bozo_Casanova

Bozo_Casanova 26122

Posted
Posted (edited)
13 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I insulted no one but Trump.  LCdS are amazing.

A badass corrido about Dark Brandon would turn the tide of this whole election. Somebody needs to recruit Los Tigres del Norte and get them only this.

Edited by Bozo_Casanova
  • Hook 'Em 5
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
YGIFS

YGIFS 19445

Posted
Posted

48 if Nebraska passes the law?  And then forgets to add "to" before "better reflect the founders' intent"  How many fucking mistakes can a press secretary make in one paragraph?  It's like drunk surly posting.  

If you had told me yesterday that our democracy may hinge on Omaha, I'd have thought you insane.  But here we are...

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Pato del Muerto

Pato del Muerto 52184

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

48 if Nebraska passes the law?  And then forgets to add "to" before "better reflect the founders' intent"  How many fucking mistakes can a press secretary make in one paragraph?  It's like drunk surly posting.  

If you had told me yesterday that our democracy may hinge on Omaha, I'd have thought you insane.  But here we are...

The N is for nowledge after all

  • Hook 'Em 4
  • Haha 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites
YGIFS

YGIFS 19445

Posted
Posted

csb/ When Todd Phillips was shooting a few scenes for "Road Trip" here in Austin like 25 years ago.  They didn't actually do any 'scenes' here, just B-roll shit or whatever you call if.    He was at a restaurant an old friend of mine worked at.  Can't remember the details but we had either just played Nebraska or were about to play them.  So somebody cracks wise about the "N" on the Huskers Helmet stands for "Knowledge." and Todd cracks up.  Years later, he used the same joke in "The Hangover" when Zach G. as Alan says, "K...as in Knife."  Which is accurate, but no sane person would ever verbally use "Knife" to describe a K word.  And therein lies the joke. 

Speaking of jokes, haven't heard much from Eric this week about his father's sagas.  Maybe Lara, new head of the RNC, can chime in.  Religious Knutjob Cult.  

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Gatorubet

Gatorubet 29915

Posted
Posted

Politics is not politics without some decent rat fucking leading up to the election. There should be some massive X and other social media posts about Trump taking a 23 and me test to find out that he’s 1/16 black.

I do not think that will give him black votes, but I can think of a demographic who won’t like that. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Js1

Js1 84934

Posted
Posted
7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I don't think there's a human on the planet who wants Biden to lose more than that ettergermentum guy.

Also I really really really hope they continue to put so much stock in the Nevada polls.

THE GOP IS NOT GOING TO WIN NEVADA.  THEY NEVER WIN NEVADA.

  • Hook 'Em 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Gatorubet

Gatorubet 29915

Posted
Posted
49 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If he loses he knows he’s going to jail though. 

 One of the things I am most looking forward to when Trump loses and is finally jailed, is that dumb son one and dumb son two will try to carry on the family business.   It won’t work, and there is no way that both of them are not going to jail for some kind of Uber stupid, criminal act.    They are too stupid to know that the only way to go through life is to think “what would Trump do?” - and do the opposite. 

  • Hook 'Em 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Surly Bevo

Surly Bevo 24665

Posted
Posted
55 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If he loses he knows he’s going to jail though. 

True, though counterpoint is plenty of mob bosses have continued to run their money-making empire from a cell.  

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Dnaguy

Dnaguy 11617

Posted
Posted
17 hours ago, Js1 said:

Nebraska State Senator

 

I knew Nebraska was unique in that it had a unicameral legislature.

I just assumed they referred to those in it as ‘Representative’ 

I was today years old when I learned that those who serve in it are called ‘Senator’.

That is all.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
BehoId, The Underminer!

BehoId, The Underminer! 11667

Posted
Posted
16 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

So basically every single poll has Biden ahead now, weird how polls are no longer in the news.

what polls are you talking about?

Yesterday: 

Quote

Another Poll Shows Biden Trailing in Key States

The findings from the Wall Street Journal’s poll of seven battleground states echo other recent surveys.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/03/us/politics/trump-biden-wsj-poll.html?searchResultPosition=1

 

  • Rage+1 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Js1

Js1 84934

Posted
Posted
17 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

So basically every single poll has Biden ahead now, weird how polls are no longer in the news.

No Way Wow GIF

Link to comment
Share on other sites
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...