2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I'm beyond not being shocked by this shit anymore.  But I have to admit, I have robustly moved on to the "How the fuck did they workshop this shit?" phase.  

Like when you see your wife's curling iron and it says, "Do not use while sleeping or bathing."  At some point, the sign just becomes another sign of stupidity.  But you find yourself curious as the meeting that led to the label.  

We should all start telling our MAGA relatives and acquaintances that Joe Biden said Americans should not dive headfirst into the shallow end of swimming pools, or jump off of roofs, or that it would be unpatriotic if Americans went to Russia and volunteered to help out in Ukraine.

[BevoAbyss 2059]

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

We are a nation of 3rd grade bullies. 

 

6 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

And Dems aren't responding in kind.

That’s because the bullies are Christians and Christianity/religion get a free pass in America — from the Dems, media, academia, etc.

[Bullneck 19108]

I found this ^^ in the same account that posted Trump's other BS earlier on this page.  I started to wonder if maybe it was a troll account.  Nope.

Edited June 9 by Bullneck

[Pods 7552]

5 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Third graders are smarter than the average American.

They've watched a lot less Fox. 

[Zonahorn 8079]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

But I was told Biden is senile.

 

 

 

 

“…I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladies leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was. These people are cray. He said there’s no problem with sharks they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. Now really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

[Biff Tannen 45691]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[Brisketexan 105152]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

We’ve gone full stupid. We’re 100% committed, and we aren’t coming back.

[YGIFS 19450]

Well the fucking "Jaws" reboot sounds weird as fuck.  Please at least tell me there's a Trump boat rally involved with these laser-beam sharks? 

What in the bloody hell was the context for his shark rant?  Is it some high level political metaphor I don't get?  'Shark Week' isn't for another month dammit!  Now, we can't get tickets!  Thanks a lot, Biden! 

This is after he tells them he doesn't care about them, just their vote and runs a shadow price-setting cabal for insulin?  In the town of casinos, an industry he frequently bankrupts

There's no fucking end to this, is there?  

Edited June 10 by YGIFS

[Red Five 40859]

16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told Biden is senile.

 

 

 

 

“…I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladies leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was. These people are cray. He said there’s no problem with sharks they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. Now really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

Man, that's crazy. Wonder how much his poll numbers will go up.

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well the fucking "Jaws" reboot sounds weird as fuck.  Please at least tell me there's a Trump boat rally involved with these laser-beam sharks? 

What in the bloody hell was the context for his shark rant?  Is it some high level political metaphor I don't get?  'Shark Week' isn't for another month dammit!  Now, we can't get tickets!  Thanks a lot, Biden! 

 

 

 

[Underdog 28690]

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Gonna build that ocean wall to keep out all of the sharks. 

[Incredulity 11675]

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

Just came back from a week in Tulum. Granted we were by the beach and options were limited, but for the prices they charged, the food was very disappointing. 

Wifes good friend has her wedding at an all-inclusive in Cancun

The food was a tragedy.

I was more referencing the cuisine and its form when prepared by someones abuela (as referenced above)

 

[Incredulity 11675]

23 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told Biden is senile.

 

 

 

 

“…I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladies leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was. These people are cray. He said there’s no problem with sharks they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. Now really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

Shit is gonna get weird with never ending free lance spew of consciousness rants.  

[YGIFS 19450]

Okay, so his insanity is literally "jumping the shark" right now?  

We asked 100 desert-dwelling Nevadans "What is your biggest concern this election season?"  Top 5 answers are on the board, "Show me 'Sharks'!"  Alright Lombardo family, pass or play?  

I sweatergod, he's five minutes away from claiming the sharks are eating so much because they're not getting the low-cost insulin he provides for living creatures.  

And are these electric sharks 220 or 221?  

I can't fucking believe how many 'educated' people on this message board are gonna watch these clips and their first instinct will be to send him money.  

Edited June 10 by YGIFS

[Js1 85353]

Sharks will be #1 on GOP voters’ concerns for 2024 by next week of polling and every article will be about how Biden has ceded the shark issue to Trump and isn’t listening to everyday voters anymore 

Edited June 10 by Js1

[YGIFS 19450]

Looking at my Discovery Channel app because the girls like to watch cool ocean shows before we head to the beach in the summer.

And 'Shark Week' ends on July 11th, the day of Trump's sentencing.  Because, of-fucking-course.  

[Gatorubet 30246]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told Biden is senile.

 

 

 

 

“…I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladies leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was. These people are cray. He said there’s no problem with sharks they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. Now really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

A couple weeks ago during the Trump trial George Connolly was on some show on MSNBC and said that the worst thing for Democrats was that Trump was sitting in trial for weeks. George said that Trump needed to get out of the campaign trail speaking in public and being recorded because he is a narcissist, losing his mental faculties, in the more America sees Trump talking the better it is for the Democrats.

He claimed to have seen polls where Trump gains in popularity when he’s out of the limelight.   When people have to listen to the orange shit stain, they are reminded when a beat down It was when he was president. I think there’s something to that.

[YGIFS 19450]

Who told Connolly to say that, the Sharks?  

[Gatorubet 30246]

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Who told Connolly to say that, the Sharks?  

I dunno, but we’re gonna need a bigger diaper.

[Sawbonz 27565]

Who had shark caravans on their bingo card?

[Biff Tannen 45691]

11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Looking at my Discovery Channel app because the girls like to watch cool ocean shows before we head to the beach in the summer.

And 'Shark Week' ends on July 11th, the day of Trump's sentencing.  Because, of-fucking-course.  

Well, now that we know for DAMN SURE it's a simulation, let's head down to the shore to pick up women claiming we are marine biologists.  Just gotta find a beached whale and some Titleists.

[miguelito 11266]

Why does Trump hate Puerto Ricans?

 

[YGIFS 19450]

Maybe when he said "The Sharks", Trump was talking about the Puerto Rican street gang who loved hurled Paper Towels and told the "Back the Blue" Officer Krupke, "Fuck you"?  No respect for law & order, these sharks.  Nor maritime batteries or living in Nevada.   

It's awesome we're gonna try really hard to give him back the nuclear codes like some kinda bizarre Adult Transition Services non-profit.  

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I bet you the legal campaign donation maximum that Donald doesn't even know what the fuck "M.I.T." stands for.  And if he had to answer, he'd say, "Marla & Ivanka Trump."  

All our hyperbole aside, especially mine, this is starting to get fucking weird even for this timeline.  People were paid off craiglist to sit in the heat of the day near Las Vegas to hear a senile, orange former President talk about sharks.  And the media is standing around like, "Yeah, this checks out.  This'll play..."  

[Voldemort86 2259]

Adding “ getting eaten by sharks” to own the libs to the list.

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

All I know is that when you are a jet, you are a jet all the way. From your first cigarette to your last dying day.  Don’t know from sharks cep’n they’s in some naders. 

[Homercles 10206]

You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water.  Battery’s in the water…our battery.  

Farewell and adieu, to you fat MAGA traitors

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

That’s a 25 volter!

30!  3 ohms of her. 

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1 hour ago, Voldemort86 said:

Adding “ getting eaten by sharks” to own the libs to the list.

Tell all the MAGA you know that Joe Biden doesn't want anybody swimming around sharks.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

22 minutes ago, Homercles said:

You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water.  Battery’s in the water…our battery.  

Farewell and adieu, to you fat MAGA traitors

 

[Gatorubet 30246]

Since the super regional, when I could not figure out if I was that high or the game really was like that - I have imbibed more of everything, and so have a question: 

Is there enough money in the wreath fund so that Ramjet can create a truly moving, excellent simulation of handsome Joe Biden having sex with Ivanka?

I was wondering what straw would finally break Trump’s brain, and I think this would hasten it. 

[Pods 7552]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Tell all the MAGA you know that Joe Biden doesn't want anybody swimming around sharks.

 

Make sure to add Joe Biden especially doesn't want them inflicting shallow scalp wounds on each other either. He doesn't want to see Patriots bleeding from the scalp and swimming around sharks. Biden fears the Red Wave. 

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89686]

After seeing the "Fuck Me Great Again" shorts on another thread, I had to look at Etsy and...yeah, I'm going to be making an account and selling t-shirts and stuff.

 

 

[bolverk 29683]

4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told Biden is senile.

 

 

 

 

“…I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladies leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was. These people are cray. He said there’s no problem with sharks they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. Now really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

 

The man is truly tapped into the Zeitgeist.

 

[tx 3 putt 76980]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13515]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

He’s one step away from arguing that Hitler wasn’t all bad. Let’s look and his good policies and mimic them.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

I have a serious sense of foreboding this morning for some reason.  The French elections are turning toward fascism.  The fact that the GOP nominee is a convicted felon seems to have already been memory-holed by most of the population.  The UK seems to have woken up a bit, but I just have a bad feeling that we are going to slowly slide into the abyss.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

"...want a strongman to get rid of this constitution."

[Bullneck 19108]

14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told Biden is senile.

 

 

 

 

“…I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladies leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was. These people are cray. He said there’s no problem with sharks they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. Now really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

A. Escaped metal patient

B. Presidential candidate

C. Both

 

Comments are fun:

Edited June 10 by Bullneck

[Bullneck 19108]

13 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Shit is gonna get weird with never ending free lance spew of consciousness rants.  

You're confusing me now.  Is this a "Incredulity" account with a period on the end in white text so we can't see it?

[Biff Tannen 45691]

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

After seeing the "Fuck Me Great Again" shorts on another thread, I had to look at Etsy and...yeah, I'm going to be making an account and selling t-shirts and stuff.

 

 

 

The top two together freak me out

[hookem2010 2624]

I really just can't with these young voter interviews. Voting third party has never made less sense than it has for the last 8 years. The 3rd party candidate is also an old, white, "elite" who seems absurdly unlikeable and has literal brain worms.

Vote in a fucking primary or vote 3rd party in some local races if you want to express dissatisfaction with the two-party system, you fucking morons. 

I was perhaps more of an idealist a decade ago, but I sure as shit never considered voting for Gary Fucking Johnson. There's a reason third party candidates don't ever get a significant percentage of the vote. They aren't serious people with serious platforms, so stop pretending otherwise.

I know this rant has been repeated ad nauseam, but goddamn, young "adults", get your shit together.

[Incredulity 11675]

29 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You're confusing me now.  Is this a "Incredulity" account with a period on the end in white text so we can't see it?

[Dahobbs 17568]

14 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Shit is gonna get weird with never ending free lance spew of consciousness rants.  

Especially when the person speaking is a lunatic. You forgot that part. 

Edited June 10 by Dahobbs

[Js1 85353]

20 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

They aren't serious people with serious platforms, so stop pretending otherwise.

If they were, they’d start at the local level and work up instead of running vanity grift campaigns for president. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Next time you’re out among the unwashed try to picture the average dude you see pulling for Biden.  I was just in Port Aransas, Angel Fire and Red River and it’s tough.  

[Js1 85353]

Stop hanging around trashy places 

[Goredho 17408]

16 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

When he gets bored with this whole politics thing, he’s got a future as the host of an Americanized “Cunk on Earth.” 

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

So what is it about being near the electric boat/battery but not actually onboard that saves one from being electrocuted?

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

2 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

I was perhaps more of an idealist a decade ago, but I sure as shit never considered voting for Gary Fucking Johnson. There's a reason third party candidates don't ever get a significant percentage of the vote. They aren't serious people with serious platforms, so stop pretending otherwise.

 

Once upon a time, Donald Trump was a third party candidate.  Then the GOP collectively said one day "he's our guy!".  And here we are.

 

 

 

 

Edited June 10 by Francisco 2.0