2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[SamsCorner 395]

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

I will pull the lever to work within the system we have to try and stop/slow our slide into authoritarianism - Thomas Jefferson

- Michael Scott

[Neonmoon 38126]

[South Austin 51564]

47 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

"I will pull the lever to work within the system we have to try and stop/slow our slide into authoritarianism" - Thomas Jefferson, probably

This is bullshit, because the "slash" didn't appear in the American vernacular until Kordell Stewart.

[Anastasis 23207]

Well, I did edit to add "probably".  

[wildcat09 28486]

When Ana looks at the trolley problem, he knows the most moral choice is to pull the switch so that the train runs over the track with a bunch of people tied down to it, then cross to the track with one person tied down and shoot them in the head. Unless it’s a woman, then he’ll force her to give birth to a rapist’s child first then he’ll shoot her in the head.

Edited June 14 by wildcat09

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11511]

i have three longtime republican brothers, each a bit of a different flavor: one aggy, two red raiders. one uber catholic, one damn near prosperity gospel, one borderline conspiracy theorist. they range from solid middle class to 1 percenter.  each of them thinks biden's reelection is a foregone conclusion.  i think it stems from the educated republican sensing a pullback for their kind's support of trump.  couldn't tell you whether these specific ones did/will vote trump, although the odds on favorite would be 2/3 did last time and 3/3 did first time.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11511]

it would, also, put us in a historic world of having a president that will never be elected president: fillmore, tyler, arthur, the shitty johnson, ford, then harris once biden croaks. 

i got a little comma happy there.  forgive me.

[Zonahorn 7921]

 

[StassneyHorn 6429]

Victor is lame

[mchookem 15535]

13 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Or vote for a third party candidate who has no chance of winning to show them.

i did that in 92, 96, and 2004. but i was young and idealistic and thought i was making a strong point. you know, stupid. 

[Zonahorn 7921]

 

[Js1 82949]

[Dahobbs 17180]

1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:

 

That's about as believable as the polls that have Trump winning the youth vote 60-30 or whatever. 

[Pato del Muerto 52036]

If that’s really one that his campaign uses, look for him to make more appearances there. Good. Fewer time spent in Wisconsin and Michigan et al. 

[Zonahorn 7921]

8 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

That's about as believable as the polls that have Trump winning the youth vote 60-30 or whatever. 

The same poll has Trump tied in Oregon and Illinois, so it isn’t. I got to use the x files meme, no ragrets.

Edited June 14 by Zonahorn

[Js1 82949]

Yeah, a decade ago, the GOP told campaigns NOT to use McLaughlin.  He had Cantor winning by 34 points in his primary before he lost by 11. 

[Zonahorn 7921]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If that’s really one that his campaign uses, look for him to make more appearances there. Good. Fewer time spent in Wisconsin and Michigan et al. 

Trump’s internal polling is on crack:

 

 

[Dahobbs 17180]

Ha. I mean, I guess trading Illinois for Texas would be a pretty big net win for Biden. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33708]

[Biff Tannen 45013]

[atomheartbevo 88913]

10 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Is the guy in the well supposed to be Elon Musk?

[atomheartbevo 88913]

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

That's about as believable as the polls that have Trump winning the youth vote 60-30 or whatever. 

I want to believe I can get within 100 yards of Sela Ward without violating any prior restraining orders, but the State of New York says otherwise, at least until August of 2025.

With that said, I do think the numbers are a lot better for Biden than what we see publicly, which could explain why so many Republicans are freaking out.  We see shitty-ass polling done on the cheap.  Republican politicians are seeing numbers they paid good money for, from companies that aren’t just surveying people stupid enough to answer calls from unknown callers - they are looking at social media engagement, rallies, media coverage, and a slew of other factors, and they are matching that stuff up against voter demographics (for which they have a lot of data).   New York Times may try to extrapolate a nationwide trend (330 million people) from 700 people dumb enough to answer a phone call. People like Trump have access to trends in individual counties in battleground states.

[Js1 82949]

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/14/ceos-at-trump-meeting-not-impressed.html

• Former President Donald Trump failed to impress everyone in a room full of top CEOs this week, multiple attendees told CNBC.
• “Trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about,” said one CEO who was in the room.
• Several CEOs “said that [Trump] was remarkably meandering, could not keep a straight thought [and] was all over the map,” Andrew Ross Sorkin, co-host of CNBC’s “Squawk Box,” reported.

 

[Willfully Horn 7854]

[Biff Tannen 45013]

54 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/14/ceos-at-trump-meeting-not-impressed.html

• Former President Donald Trump failed to impress everyone in a room full of top CEOs this week, multiple attendees told CNBC.
• “Trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about,” said one CEO who was in the room.
• Several CEOs “said that [Trump] was remarkably meandering, could not keep a straight thought [and] was all over the map,” Andrew Ross Sorkin, co-host of CNBC’s “Squawk Box,” reported.

 

No.  Fucking.  Shit.  You boot-licking morons that only care about quarterly projections.  Fuck right off.

[Dnaguy 11565]

10 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 

 

No car wrecks, crime talk, or boarder crisis.

Gay AF.

/MAGA 

[cactusflinthead 26989]

 

Edited June 15 by cactusflinthead

[Biff Tannen 45013]

I swear to god, if he wins this election, I am fully in the tank for the Simulation theory.  It just cannot be possible.

[4th&Five 41111]

If he wins I’ll be shocked and somehow at the same time not be at all surprised. 

[Dnaguy 11565]

I’m watching The Dark Knight Rises.

Bane’s speech struck a nerve as I couldn’t help but feel that it’s exactly how MAGA sees the world…..

Take the Harvey Dent talk and put in America / Democracy and it feels eerily like the natural conclusion of MAGA.

 

[SubliminalHorn 6377]

18 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m watching The Dark Knight Rises.

Bane’s speech struck a nerve as I couldn’t help but feel that it’s exactly how MAGA sees the world…..

Take the Harvey Dent talk and put in America / Democracy and it feels eerily like the natural conclusion of MAGA.

 

Oh we’re headed for some dark times even if Biden wins. MAGA loves America so much, that they’re willing to burn down the Republic. Buckle up

[David Dennison 17754]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I swear to god, if he wins this election, I am fully in the tank for the Simulation theory.  It just cannot be possible.

Um, are you familiar with the average American?

[immamac 41617]

41 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Oh we’re headed for some dark times even if Biden wins. MAGA loves America so much, that they’re willing to burn down the Republic. Buckle up

I don't think this is true. I think that the darkest times are ahead though. I also don't think it'll have to do with the MAGA contingent. 

[Biff Tannen 45013]

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

I don't think this is true. I think that the darkest times are ahead though. I also don't think it'll have to do with the MAGA contingent. 

Go on…

[Bozo_Casanova 25822]

14 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

When Ana looks at the trolley problem, he knows the most moral choice is to pull the switch so that the train runs over the track with a bunch of people tied down to it, then cross to the track with one person tied down and shoot them in the head. Unless it’s a woman, then he’ll force her to give birth to a rapist’s child first then he’ll shoot her in the head.

Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Ana and TxTow in the same place.

Edited June 15 by Bozo_Casanova

[Brisketexan 103515]

Go on…

I’m pretty sure he has intel that the McRib…isn’t coming back.

[Pato del Muerto 52036]

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I’m pretty sure he has intel that the McRib…isn’t coming back.

Being replaced by the McLeaf. 

[YGIFS 19445]

Will said McLeaf also make me have a bowel movement that smells like Angela Lansbury ate 30 deviled eggs at ACL Music Festival and took a hot shit in a sleeping bag?  

[Brisketexan 103515]

Will said McLeaf also make me have a bowel movement that smells like Angela Lansbury ate 30 deviled eggs at ACL Music Festival and took a hot shit in a sleeping bag?  

Dude…you don’t start a hot Angela Lansbury story and not finish it. Come on.

[Pancho 42233]

 

[DDD Dad 14060]

17 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If that’s really one that his campaign uses, look for him to make more appearances there. Good. Fewer time spent in Wisconsin and Michigan et al. 

Less

[Slacks 6691]

11 hours ago, immamac said:

I don't think this is true. I think that the darkest times are ahead though. I also don't think it'll have to do with the MAGA contingent. 

Barrack Obama is gonna convert us all to Islam or Fentanyl is going to kill us all.

But we're in the SEC, so it's ok.

 

[BamaATL 16009]

6 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Barrack Obama is gonna convert us all to Islam or Fentanyl is going to kill us all.

But we're in the SEC, so it's ok.

 

Boys, I'm telling you right now, that trip to Starkville is what you've been missing.  

[Underdog 28119]

Haven't lived until you've been to StarkVegas. 

[Snake Diggity 4548]

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I want to believe I can get within 100 yards of Sela Ward without violating any prior restraining orders, but the State of New York says otherwise, at least until August of 2025.

With that said, I do think the numbers are a lot better for Biden than what we see publicly, which could explain why so many Republicans are freaking out.  We see shitty-ass polling done on the cheap.  Republican politicians are seeing numbers they paid good money for, from companies that aren’t just surveying people stupid enough to answer calls from unknown callers - they are looking at social media engagement, rallies, media coverage, and a slew of other factors, and they are matching that stuff up against voter demographics (for which they have a lot of data).   New York Times may try to extrapolate a nationwide trend (330 million people) from 700 people dumb enough to answer a phone call. People like Trump have access to trends in individual counties in battleground states.

I want to believe this, but the fact that so many GOP politicians are enthusiastically falling in behind Trump makes me think they believe Trump will win.  Of course, maybe they are doing that because they think he has no chance of winning, thus they know their support doesn’t mean risking another Trump presidency, so they’re just keeping his base in their corner for the future.🤷

[locodos 5230]

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

Boys, I'm telling you right now, that trip to Starkville is what you've been missing.  

tinnitus?

or hepatitis?

[Pancho 42233]

[GopherRock 1760]

20 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 31922]

 

 

 

[Brisketexan 103515]

I want to believe this, but the fact that so many GOP politicians are enthusiastically falling in behind Trump makes me think they believe Trump will win.  Of course, maybe they are doing that because they think he has no chance of winning, thus they know their support doesn’t mean risking another Trump presidency, so they’re just keeping his base in their corner for the future.

They may or may not think Trump will win, but I don’t think that’s a material part of their decision to gargle the orange balls. They are doing it because all GQP voters are slavish members of a cult of Trump. If you do anything less than acknowledge him as the One True God, then you are an apostate and will not have their support. If they want those people to vote for them, that have to show them “I’m in your cult too!”
It’s pathetic, they’re simps who would swear allegiance to Satan and buttfuck a baby if they thought it would get them elected. There is no group in American history more spineless and pathetic than modern GQP politicians.