2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[gmr548 16,576]

8 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Joe will be fine for this debate. Just needs another "will you just shut up man" like last time. Then back to the basement for a few months until the next one.

 

Debates do not and will not matter. Public opinion polling has consistently shown Trump as a decisive loser in every presidential debate he's participated in. They fade in the news cycle like everything else and everything can see what poo flinging shit shows they've become.

If they debate, Biden will crush Trump, and it won't matter.

['stache 21,802]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

This is so many of y’all

 

None of those “proxy” elections were Trump himself, more local candidates and ballot initiatives. The true maga deplorable probably don’t even know there is even such a thing as local government and can’t even define the second word in “ballot initiative.” They’ll be out for dear leader though, on top of all the Chrispys who are totally not voting for Trump (wink wink).

Edited June 19 by 'stache

[atomheartbevo 89,651]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I think he shows up and walks off over being cut off

And he and MAGA will see it as a sign of strength that he doesn’t bow down to the libtard moderators,

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Awhile back I mentioned that if they have a debate then they need to be able to cut Trump’s microphone to keep him from talking over his opponent. They’ve done that. I also said they should place each candidate in a clear plexiglass booth so Trump can’t roam around the stage. This morning I saw a woman on cable news wonder if Trump might leave his podium and go shout into Biden’s microphone while he’s speaking.

Trump will definitely test the limits of whatever restraints they put on him. He’ll shout and lie and hurl false accusations and try to exceed his allotted 2 minutes every time he’s asked a question. It sucks that we can’t have a legitimate debate where the two candidates just talk about policy and that for the most part the viewing public (and the media covering it) doesn’t care. 

I agree that he will try to talk over his allotted time, and will make up some false stuff, but he doesn’t have the guts to go near Biden, because he’s a bully and because he’ll look fat next to Biden.

I think he would be careful about what he lies about, because he won’t want to get fact-checked and he won’t want to have certain topics brought up (I believe they agreed upon the list of topics, but if he starts talking about other shit it opens him up).  He will ramble on with empty platitudes, sure, but he will play the greatest hits about illegals, Jina, maybe some vote fraud, etc.

I think there’s a decent chance that if he shows up, he belts out a soundbite and then when they cut his microphone he bails.

[Anastasis 23,469]

12 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

We're basically down to NBA memes as the only redeeming content left on twitter.

My suggestion previously was to let the sports and other boards be, but to shut that shit down in the CR and DT. It is the largest conduit for disinformation on this site. 

[elfenix 34,231]

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

My suggestion previously was to let the sports and other boards be, but to shut that shit down in the CR and DT. It is the largest conduit for disinformation on this site. 

i doubt the board software can handle that distinction.

[Anastasis 23,469]

41 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i doubt the board software can handle that distinction.

[Biff Tannen 45,676]

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

Biden: “I am proposing a $500 tax credit for all grandmothers.”

Trump: “Grandmothers are horrible. I will kill grandmothers.”

15% of America: I just don’t know which one to pick. 

[BevoAbyss 2,058]

My fave scenario for the “debate” …

If they meet to shake hands, Biden decks Trump with a left to the fat belly, right hand to the fake tough guy jaw.

And towering over the fallen Trump, Biden yells, “That’s for all the lies. Get up you fascist. I am gonna kick your ass."

Since Trump is a just spoiled bully wimp, he would not dare challenge Biden. He would just start whining still on his knees. 

Biden walks off the stage. Age, fitness questions answered.  Re-elected in a landslide. 

Edited June 19 by BevoAbyss

[BamaATL 16,593]

1 minute ago, BevoAbyss said:

My fave scenario for the “debate” …

If they meet to shake hands, Biden decks Trump with a left to the fat belly, right hand to the fake tough guy jaw.

And towering over the fallen Trump, Biden yells, “That’s for all the lies. Get up you fascist. I am gonna kick your ass."

Since Trump is a just spoiled bully wimp, he would not dare challenge Biden. He would just start whining still on his knees. 

Biden walks off the stage. Re-elected in a landslide. 

Trump would try and sue, Biden's defense is easy.  IMMUNITY!  

[LTbear 4,168]

10 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

My fave scenario for the “debate” …

If they meet to shake hands, Biden decks Trump with a left to the fat belly, right hand to the fake tough guy jaw.

And towering over the fallen Trump, Biden yells, “That’s for all the lies. Get up you fascist. I am gonna kick your ass."

Since Trump is a just spoiled bully wimp, he would not dare challenge Biden. He would just start whining still on his knees. 

Biden walks off the stage. Age, fitness questions answered.  Re-elected in a landslide. 

[Red Five 40,853]

And he would be immune from prosecution. Because presidents have to have that immunity, you know. It's very important.

[horncyclist 1,387]

24 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

My fave scenario for the “debate” …

If they meet to shake hands, Biden decks Trump with a left to the fat belly, right hand to the fake tough guy jaw.

And towering over the fallen Trump, Biden yells, “That’s for all the lies. Get up you fascist. I am gonna kick your ass."

Since Trump is a just spoiled bully wimp, he would not dare challenge Biden. He would just start whining still on his knees. 

Biden walks off the stage. Age, fitness questions answered.  Re-elected in a landslide. 

Interesting. My fave scenario is Trump having a fatal stroke on stage and sparing us the next 4 months and possibly death of our democracy.

Edited June 19 by horncyclist

[immamac 42,841]

40 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

My fave scenario for the “debate” …

If they meet to shake hands, Biden decks Trump with a left to the fat belly, right hand to the fake tough guy jaw.

And towering over the fallen Trump, Biden yells, “That’s for all the lies. Get up you fascist. I am gonna kick your ass."

Since Trump is a just spoiled bully wimp, he would not dare challenge Biden. He would just start whining still on his knees. 

Biden walks off the stage. Age, fitness questions answered.  Re-elected in a landslide. 

This would be absolutely incredible. 4 years ago I'd say there was a non 0 chance of this being possible, but there's no way now. 

[tx ind 7,012]

And to wrap it up, after Joe kicks his ass, Hunter bangs Ivanka, the ultimate humiliation for Trump.

[RomaVicta 29,905]

14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It sucks that we can’t have a legitimate debate where the two candidates just talk about policy and that for the most part the viewing public (and the media covering it) doesn’t care. 

Well said. 

Trump is the biggest bubo of the plague fallen upon the electorate. However, it's the electorate that spreads the contagion. 

The electorate is largely comprised of ignorant hate and mindless apathy.

[RomaVicta 29,905]

What does the secret service do in the fave scenario? Brawl? Shoot-out?

I first thought of the Secret Service when someone mentioned Trump crowding Biden to use his mic. What if he bumps Biden? The president is fit for an old man, but a bad fall could be devastating.

The SS closes on Trump. He resists. He gets perp-walked back to his podium. I don't want him escorted off the stage because that would feed the idiots hungry to believe Trump is being persecuted.

If Trump rushed Biden again, that's when you drag him back to his podium and station an agent right beside him.

Ohhh, the incoherence that would flood from an outraged Donald Trump wouild be, dare I say it?, borderline erotic.

He'd probably still win, but we'd have good memories as we watch (quoting Pink Floyd) the queens and the coons and the reds and the jews become the specific evil that replaces the vague evil of "liberals" in the new Reich.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,511]

13 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Debates do not and will not matter. Public opinion polling has consistently shown Trump as a decisive loser in every presidential debate he's participated in. They fade in the news cycle like everything else and everything can see what poo flinging shit shows they've become.

If they debate, Biden will crush Trump, and it won't matter.

The debate could matter for Biden if he struggles or freezes in a method that would be broadly interpreted as dementia related. But he just a few months ago gave a good state of the union speech so I’m not worried.

and if he really cannot deliver a decent debate, then perhaps Dems should look elsewhere while there is time to pivot.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

16 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Trump will bring the SA, for sure.  I think the Schutz Staffel is part of Project 2025 as is the Geheime Staatspolizei.

is this an attempt at humor? I don't get it.

[Js1 85,312]

It won’t be a win of substance for Biden. It will be appearing to be mentally there, no major brain farts or freeze up, or being confused, and Trump looking like the senile old clown that he is.  It may not matter to a lot of people, but on the margins, Biden looking more coherent and in better shape directly next to Cheeto Benito will matter on the margins 

[South Austin 52,463]

Just now, Js1 said:

It won’t be a win of substance for Biden. It will be appearing to be mentally there, no major brain farts or freeze up, or being confused, and Trump looking like the senile old clown that he is.  It may not matter to a lot of people, but on the margins, Biden looking more coherent and in better shape directly next to Cheeto Benito will matter on the margins 

I don't think it will be a win either, at least in the general public's eye.  I think both men will look a far cry from their mental acuity in 2020.  But if Biden can at least substantively talk about real policy issues, while Trump muses about whether his last meal on a desert island would be a hot dog or a hamburger, I'll be happy with that.

['stache 21,802]

He’s going to stutter a few times and it’ll make international headlines. Dotard will talk nonsense like a true lunatic and will be deemed the winner. I hate this country.

[Biff Tannen 45,676]

10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He’s going to stutter a few times and it’ll make international headlines. Dotard will talk nonsense like a true lunatic and will be deemed the winner. I hate this country.

This.  I probably won't watch because this is exactly what will happen.  Perfection is demanded of Biden while that orange pustule gets to rant incoherently about nonsense the entire time and spew propaganda and lies.  

[Neonmoon 38,129]

I want an update on the shark battery story 

[WhatTheBuck 28,776]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

What does the secret service do in the fave scenario? Brawl? Shoot-out?

I first thought of the Secret Service when someone mentioned Trump crowding Biden to use his mic. What if he bumps Biden? The president is fit for an old man, but a bad fall could be devastating.

The SS closes on Trump. He resists. He gets perp-walked back to his podium. I don't want him escorted off the stage because that would feed the idiots hungry to believe Trump is being persecuted.

If Trump rushed Biden again, that's when you drag him back to his podium and station an agent right beside him.

Ohhh, the incoherence that would flood from an outraged Donald Trump wouild be, dare I say it?, borderline erotic.

He'd probably still win, but we'd have good memories as we watch (quoting Pink Floyd) the queens and the coons and the reds and the jews become the specific evil that replaces the vague evil of "liberals" in the new Reich.

Perhaps we’d see a battle of SS details with Biden’s fighting Trump’s. 

[David Dennison 18,854]

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This.  I probably won't watch because this is exactly what will happen.  Perfection is demanded of Biden while that orange pustule gets to rant incoherently about nonsense the entire time and spew propaganda and lies.  

[TwiceHorn 31,451]

56 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is this an attempt at humor? I don't get it.

Brush up on your Nazi history.

[South Austin 52,463]

30 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I want an update on the shark battery story 

He's presenting his electrocution v. shark attack theory to MIT's Thesis Committee.

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

The best part of that choice that he has presented is how in his mind he is sure that a wet battery will 100% electrocute you and if you are in the water with a shark it will 100% attack you.  These are the only two possible outcomes. 

[Red Five 40,853]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

He’s going to stutter a few times and it’ll make international headlines. Dotard will talk nonsense like a true lunatic and will be deemed the winner. I hate this country.

It's baked in that Trump is crazy and that he says insane things. He could spend half the debate talking about sharks or something, and the story coming out of the debate will be whatever slight imperfections came out of Biden's mouth. God forbid he loses his train of thought once, like a typical 81 year-old. 

[YGIFS 19,450]

2 hours ago, horncyclist said:

Interesting. My fave scenario is Trump having a fatal stroke on stage and sparing us the next 4 months and possibly death of our democracy.

I oscillate on which is better---he dies on camera or some public event, or dies quietly at home/hotel.  Because the former-there's a record of it that people really can't deny but many will insist he was poisoned/drugged/quietly taken out.  The latter, they won't be able to see so they can supplant their own conspiracy theories on top of it, which may cause fractionalization of the whole of MAGA nation.  And chaos can be good for business.  

26 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He's presenting his electrocution v. shark attack theory to MIT's Thesis Committee.

I picture Jeremy Piven in PCU, "Your thesis was electrocution v. sharks?  (hands him binder) This is on electricity cancer from windmills v. electric eels, best I can do."  

[BevoAbyss 2,058]

Trump needs his ass kicked, not a stroke.

— If he dies, Nikki Haley replaces him, wins presidency because it is easy to vote R for many “conservatives," and project 2025 gets implemented as planned by the fascists.

Let me tell you the legendary battle of "Post Toasty" v. "Hot Rod Robby.” A fist fight behind the suburban high school gym in Big D.

About 6 feet tall and skinny, Steve Post was a shy, quiet unassuming kid, who tried to hang out with artsy fartsy crowd. He was kinda of a loner and flakey, this earning nick name “Post Toasty” (after the cereal with flakes).

Hot Rod Robby Smith was the proto spoiled (kinda) rich suburban kid. 5’10, good looking, great hair, drove a cool Vette very fast, player with the ladies. A nonstop smart ass who teased/mocked guys below his upper-middle class status. But, we never saw him in a fist fight. Somehow, he never had a challenger. He was sort of a “Kevin" before there was such a thing. Would have been MAGA for sure.

(Note: I changed the first names on Post and Smith).

For some reason, Hot Rod Robby started picking on Post Toasty…. repeatedly. Us dudes suggested he lay off the quiet kid and wondered what was in the mind of Post Toasty, who took the BS without saying much.

Until one day. Post Toasty had enough of Hot Rod's BS. No one was sure as to what triggered him. But he told Hot Rod to meet him behind the gym during lunch. Hot Rod gave the appearance of being happy to surely pummel Post Toasty.

About 20-25 dudes formed a circle around the two fighters. A few chicks were there, too. Hot Rod was laughing at the beginning … until he landed two solid gut punches that had ZERO effect on Post Toasty. Uh oh.

Suddenly, Post Toasty was delivering a flurry of punches all over Hot Rod’s torso and face. Hot Rod fell to the ground and Post Toasty jumped on and kept delivering until we pulled him off.  Those long skinny arms generated a lot of force. Hot Rod was pretty much KO'’d. Blood oozed from Hot Rod’s nose and mouth. He had two black eyes. He had his fucking ass kicked, yugely!

Moral of the story:

Hot Rod Robby was humiliated, lost all badass cred, was widely laughed at, and was never seen picking on any dudes. Did not want to get his ass kicked again.

Post Toasty was an instant legend …. earned 1000% respect from all the dudes … soon came out of shell … became a player with the creative chicks. After all, word soon spread that Post Toasty was a badass dude who happened to like art. He could have been student body prez if he wanted.

2024 Election:

No one has ever punched out Trump the bully wimp. If Biden did it, his cred would skyrocket past the Voyager space craft outside the solar system … and he would win in a landslide. 

Of course, it won’t happen. But that does not mean it shouldn’t happen.

Edited June 19 by BevoAbyss

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

47 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Brush up on your Nazi history.

no, I get the inference and I know history, but you clearly knew I was talking about the Secret Service, not the Schutzstaffel. hence I thought it was an attempt at humor, maybe not.

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

Anybody want to front the funds for an Electric Shark movie? Would be done in the SciFi style and would need a Baldwin brother and maybe Brooke Hogan.

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

[YGIFS 19,450]

I still can't my head around the fact that Trump's sentencing is being handed down on the last day of "Shark Week 2024"  

I hope Jack Smith is gonna schedule a pre-trial hearing on January 6th.  The date they're releasing a documentary on electricity for Benjamin Franklin's 320th birthday.  320, 321....whatever it takes.  

Also in the simulation:

"Mr. Trump, you're now stating you cannot make the debate with President Biden after all.  Because you have to help Barron get settled into his new college that week, is that correct?"

-Yes, we want to see him off.  You know it's a thing for parents to take their son to the dorms.  Help them unpack, shop for things they need, take pictures, see them off tremendously.

"Well yes, that's customary.  Where is Barron attending college next year, sir?" 

-Everybody knows it.  So I'll be unavailable that week.  It's well known, it's all there. 

[RomaVicta 29,905]

Everybody knows you can drive off sharks by injecting ammonia in your veins after staring at an eclipse. There's where your money is.

[hpslugga 4,058]

52 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Everybody knows you can drive off sharks by injecting ammonia in your veins after staring at an eclipse. There's where your money is.

The “eclipse.” Their latest hoax, ok? The sun went down early and it was night time, then the sun realized it went down too early then it came back up, ok? That’s all that happened. The fake news media keeps saying that the moon got in front of the sun. Yeah right, like the moon ever comes out during the day time. Sad!

*uses a sharpie to show where the moon “really was” at the time of the eclipse*

See? The moon was there, ok? This was just a hoax created by Deep State NASA to sell cheap glasses that don’t even make them a profit!

Edited June 19 by hpslugga

[GenXer 2,850]

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Anybody want to front the funds for an Electric Shark movie? Would be done in the SciFi style and would need a Baldwin brother and maybe Brooke Hogan.

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Breakin’ 2: Electric Shark Boogaloo

[YGIFS 19,450]

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Brush up on your Nazi history.

Stephen Miller says "Hold my Beer", but with an erection. 

1 minute ago, GenXer said:

 

Breakin’ 2: Electric Shark Boogaloo

What about a "Sharknado" sequel tie-in where all the cancer-causing windmills cause some sort of electrical accident because they spin too fast and cause tornadoes that shut down the renewables grid and we have to choose between a cyclone-filled world of darkness or fighting the sharks in the ocean to establish undersea colonies?  With some of Don, Jr.'s stash, I could have a script hammered out by next week.

[SydneyCarton 48,078]

On 6/14/2024 at 7:25 AM, South Austin said:

This is bullshit, because the "slash" didn't appear in the American vernacular until Kordell Stewart.

Can't be right, slash has been in the front of my mind since I turned about 11. 

[YGIFS 19,450]

Slash goes up to 11?  

"Yeah, the maths and music check out."  

[hpslugga 4,058]

22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Stephen Miller says "Hold my Beer", but with an erection. 

Stephen Miller is incapable of achieving an erection, which is why he’s so angry all the time.

[Red Five 40,853]

I don't even believe in this stuff, and I'm half convinced Miller is some kind of demon. 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

13 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Stephen Miller is incapable of achieving an erection, which is why he’s so angry all the time.

Stephen Miller looks like a walking penis, which is why he’s so angry all the time 

[YGIFS 19,450]

If Stephen Miller is around you for over 4 hours, consult a physician.  Preferably, Dr. Kevorkian.  

[Covri 6,247]

If Stephen Miller were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

[Biff Tannen 45,676]

40 minutes ago, Covri said:

If Stephen Miller were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

“Take over feeble American government institution and exploit it”. Man, I feel sorry for whoever that is. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

Guys, take it to the presidential erection thread. 

[Underdog 28,613]

58 minutes ago, Covri said:

If Stephen Miller were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

Pray-leen or prah-leen? 

[David Dennison 18,854]

Is prah-leen a thing?