2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Js1 82949]

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

I think enlisting an irrational 7 or 8 year old that got their candy taken away would be more in line with Trump's conduct.

Gotta make sure they smell like shit though. Literally 

[Brian Fantana 6615]

33 minutes ago, immamac said:

Come the fuck on dude, stop. 

Idk why you're even trying. His next move is shooting up a school or some shit. He's beyond help.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33708]

 

[Captainant 26902]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Come the fuck on dude, stop. 

I mean, what did you think would happen when you gave him the green light to lean into shitposting his MAGA twitter in DT? You told him as long as there was a video, he was in the clear - and twitter is more than happy to serve him up all the outrage bait videos that he can handle

[immamac 41617]

the issue is largely that "take some time off" type ban will do nothing, this will result in a permanent ban for this guy who's been here and been a pretty decent poster for a long time to just be banned. 

[hpslugga 3984]

1 hour ago, PRONG HORN said:

I posted a tweet Sunday that shows a pro Palestine shop flying the red flag with a swastika in the middle of it.  Is that what you mean?

If you actually had the balls to look at the thread you would have seen it.  Really you should post on that thread more because I miss feasting on your pro Palestine tears.  

You think you’re making good points. It’s fucking hilarious 

[Underdog 28119]

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

the issue is largely that "take some time off" type ban will do nothing, this will result in a permanent ban for this guy who's been here and been a pretty decent poster for a long time to just be banned. 

He can just come back as Definitely not Prong Horn, am I right? 

[Dahobbs 17180]

26 minutes ago, immamac said:

the issue is largely that "take some time off" type ban will do nothing, this will result in a permanent ban for this guy who's been here and been a pretty decent poster for a long time to just be banned. 

[YGIFS 19445]

We've all seen family members, neighbors, friends, and co-workers break over the years and fall for this ruse.  Sometimes it's in person, sometimes it's in their emails or texts or linkedin feeds.  Sometimes, it's a slow burn of a process, sometimes it happens in 24 hours.  IMHO, we just be happening to see one play-out somewhere in the middle.  Over the course of a few weeks, a seemingly normal and educated person just started succumbing to stupidity and is absorbing the negative feedback from other educated people as validation, instead of questioning the path taken and turning around.  It has happened to hundreds of people that we know IRL.  This is just a digitally documented case, that's all that makes him different.  

[SizzleChest 8092]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

the issue is largely that "take some time off" type ban will do nothing, this will result in a permanent ban for this guy who's been here and been a pretty decent poster for a long time to just be banned. 

[Chuckie Finster 22285]

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45013]

33 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

I don't think polls matter for shit, but I do believe that dotard being more and more in the spotlight as we approach the election is a good thing.  Somehow, a ton of people who don't pay attention haven't realized he's going to be the nominee again and once they catch wind of it, they tend to say, nah, not again please and thank you.

Also, how fucking nuts is it that we are about to have a presidential debate and the R nominee hasn't been formally nominated yet?  Has that ever happened?

[Satchel 6901]

Once Biden is re-elected, Democrats should move Heaven and earth to get the requisite number of states to sign on to the National,Popular Vote Interstate Compact, and then move to expand the SC. Thirteen justices for thirteen circuits. Do it!

[TexEx15 17070]

JFC. 

[Sawbonz 26808]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

He can just come back as Definitely not Prong Horn, am I right? 

Immaculate ProngHorn seems to be available 

[Brisketexan 103515]

9 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

JFC. 

Every Accusation is a Confession, Exhibit eleventy billion.  It's fucking comical at this point.

[Biff Tannen 45013]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Every Accusation is a Confession, Exhibit eleventy billion.  It's fucking comical at this point.

I don't understand how it works on people.  It's such an obvious ploy.  How can people not see this?  

[Red Five 40274]

It’s not even clever, or witty. I guess you can pretty much say anything when you have an audience like Fox’s.

“Amtrak Joe”. Took the train to work every day for 30 years. You know, to get filthy rich.

[Underdog 28119]

24 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

JFC. 

Another wasted Ivy League education along with Cruz and Elsie. 

[DixonHur 10837]

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

It's crazy watching that clip and realizing that both Trump and Biden were already middle aged when I was in 7th grade.

[Js1 82949]

TrumpBurgum.com automatically links to Trump's website

[Doc Sam Beckett 5712]

59 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Once Biden is re-elected, Democrats should move Heaven and earth to get the requisite number of states to sign on to the National,Popular Vote Interstate Compact, and then move to expand the SC. Thirteen justices for thirteen circuits. Do it!

 

From your lips to sky daddy's ears

[Biff Tannen 45013]

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

TrumpBurgum.com automatically links to Trump's website

I can't believe that asshole was on Pod Save America.  Turns out to be just another grifter.

Edited June 20 by Biff Tannen
To be fair, he couldn't really answer any of their questions

[Js1 82949]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I can't believe that asshole was on Pod Save America.  Turns out to be just another grifter.

Burgum's net worth is $100 million, which means he brings to the table for Trump way more than anyone else would. 

Aka, he's going to make Burgum sink that entire net worth into a campaign so he can continue to use donations for legal bills.

[Brisketexan 103515]

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Burgum's net worth is $100 million, which means he brings to the table for Trump way more than anyone else would. 

Aka, he's going to make Burgum sink that entire net worth into a campaign so he can continue to use donations for legal bills.

Bolded the absolute punch line.

[Red Five 40274]

I hadn't considered Trump essentially selling off the VP spot. 

[Js1 82949]

Just now, Red Five said:

I hadn't considered Trump essentially selling off the VP spot. 

It just seemed so obvious.

He doesn't want anyone to expand his coalition, soften the GOP's stances against minorities/women.  It's about $$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Dnaguy 11565]

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Burgum's net worth is $100 million, which means he brings to the table for Trump way more than anyone else would. 

Aka, he's going to make Burgum sink that entire net worth into a campaign so he can continue to use donations for legal bills.

The billionaire needs the millionaire for his money and to help with his campaign donations and legal bills.

Exhibit eleventy billion that this is a stupid fucking simulation.

[Pancho 42232]

Heard TPUSA is going to spend $100 million for trump and do grassroots/door to door for trump. His campaign has no money. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33708]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Heard TPUSA is going to spend $100 million for trump and do grassroots/door to door for trump. His campaign has no money. 

sounds about right since when I see that I say "toiler paper usa" in my head.

[WhatTheBuck 28604]

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

JFC. 

He’s secretly in negotiations to build a Biden Tower in Moscow. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11511]

44 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I hadn't considered Trump essentially selling off the VP spot. 

my favorite justification for voting trump (ca. 2016 you heard this more) is "he's rich.  he can't be bought."  because rich people famously stop wanting more money.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11511]

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

my favorite justification for voting trump (ca. 2016 you heard this more) is "he's rich.  he can't be bought."  because rich people famously stop wanting more money.

Quote

 

The casino supervisor (56, Oklahoma)

‘We are completely tired of government’

I am a Democrat but will vote for Trump, because he is not bought and paid for by anyone. We the American people are tired of politicians owing favors to rich businessmen, bankers, oil companies and stock markets. It should be against the law to have lobbyists involved with government.

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/mar/03/secret-donald-trump-voters-speak-out

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11511]

it's amazing though that he's in such a financial pinch that this would be the final factor for vp.  this dude brings zero votes.  pence had a purpose.  tim scott would have a purpose. jd vance would have a purpose. jim jordan could have a purpose.  noem pre-cricket had a purpose.  every one of those would arguably make trump's appeal a little bigger.  this dude gets you only back to zero.

[Red Five 40274]

28 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He’s secretly in negotiations to build a Biden Tower in Moscow. 

That's a good point. Biden throws his name all over the place, trying to make a quick buck. Biden steaks, Biden University, etc. 

[Biff Tannen 45013]

21 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/mar/03/secret-donald-trump-voters-speak-out

He’s in Oklahoma. It doesn’t matter. 

Just now, Red Five said:

That's a good point. Biden throws his name all over the place, trying to make a quick buck. Biden steaks, Biden University, etc. 

seriously, if Fox News started saying this, people would believe it. 

[Red Five 40274]

Biden trading cards, Biden water, Biden shoes, Biden FUCKING BIBLES. Because he believes in nothing and is just trying to make money.

[DixonHur 10837]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

TrumpBurgum.com automatically links to Trump's website

Well shit, I really thought Biden had a chance to flip North Dakota.

 

[Bozo_Casanova 25822]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

TrumpBurgum.com automatically links to Trump's website

Doug Burgum looks like he’s got a profusion of thick, wiry, grey and black ear and nose hair. They probably clean him up for public appearances and media, but a few days later it’s out of control again. 

Edited June 20 by Bozo_Casanova

[SizzleChest 8092]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sounds about right since when I see that I say "toiler paper usa" in my head.

Trump's bunghole needs TP.

[SizzleChest 8092]

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/mar/03/secret-donald-trump-voters-speak-out

Oklahoma casino supervisor's logic is about is as warped as a....trip to an Oklahoma casino.

[atomheartbevo 88913]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Doug Burgum looks like he’s got a profusion of thick, wiry, grey and black ear and nose hair. They probably clean him up for public appearances and media, but a few days later it’s out of control again. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9786]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Doug Burgum looks like he’s got a profusion of thick, wiry, grey and black ear and nose hair. They probably clean him up for public appearances and media, but a few days later it’s out of control again. 

Plastic Scorsese.

[WBT 20212]

7 hours ago, Satchel said:

Once Biden is re-elected, Democrats should move Heaven and earth to get the requisite number of states to sign on to the National,Popular Vote Interstate Compact, and then move to expand the SC. Thirteen justices for thirteen circuits. Do it!

Welcome to November 2020!

[Biff Tannen 45013]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Welcome to November 2020!

Seriously. I just want them to continue a functioning government and avoid the collapse of the republic. Do I expect them to do anything of substance that would shake things up like expanding the court or the popular vote compact?  Of course not, because they are pussies. 

[TwiceHorn 30834]

4 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

Trump's bunghole needs TP.

And apparently his ass cheeks, lower back, and upper thighs.

[WhatTheBuck 28604]

And feet.

[Pancho 42232]

May fundraising numbers:

Biden - $85 million

trunp - $141 million

 

also trunp team and radical republicans now shifting their talking point and are now saying Biden will do great in the debates

[Dahobbs 17180]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

May fundraising numbers:

Biden - $85 million

trunp - $141 million

 

also trunp team and radical republicans now shifting their talking point and are now saying Biden will do great in the debates

Yeah, but the Trump numbers at this point are all Republicans combined. 

[South Austin 51564]

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

May fundraising numbers:

Biden - $85 million

trunp - $141 million

At least half of the Trump number is going to his legal fees.