2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[cmontexas 3282]

Fresh cope from the Book

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

58 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Fox has their election pro on now saying this is against the rules as he understands them. Not against the law…the rules as he understands them. 
 

I could have a beer with this guy.

[tx 3 putt 77429]

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

May be dinner time earlier than they thought

they wanted sleepy joe out of the race, done 

 

 

3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Fresh cope from the Book

legit hilarious 

[F250 28820]

2 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Fresh cope from the Book

Skibbity toilet makes more sense than this meme.

[TexEx15 17568]

 

[tx 3 putt 77429]

No way in hell that Trump debates Harris. No way, he’s dumb but not that dumb 

[Snake Diggity 4627]

Harris/Kelly major campaign event assignments:

Detroit: Eminem and Gretchen Whitmer

Atlanta: Beyoncé and Michelle Obama

Philly: Taylor Swift and Josh Shapiro

Milwaukee: George Clooney and Barack Obama

Charlotte: Bruce Springsteen and Roy Cooper

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

9 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Fresh cope from the Book

I am laffing like a lil girl in a tutu!

[mdmost 43050]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

No way in hell that Trump debates Harris. No way, he’s dumb but not that dumb 

Then he's a fucking pussy for all to see. 

[TexEx15 17568]

[tx 3 putt 77429]

Supreme Court has said that the President can do whatever the fuck they want  !

 

 

Edited July 22 by tx 3 putt

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13587]

Countdown to the Constitutional Crisis!!!!!! NO! ONE! named Kamala was specified by our Founding Fathers to be eligible to be president.

 

What happened to my country¿?¿?¿?¿?

[F250 28820]

6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I am laffing like a lil girl in a tutu!

 

[TexEx15 17568]

Had this saved in the draft folder.

 

[mdmost 43050]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Marc Elias will eat this man alive. And he knows all the rules and laws. The rules of a private organization, mind you. 

At some point this fucker's face is going to pucker into itself. 

Edited July 22 by mdmost

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1291]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

At some point this fucker's face is going to pucker into itself. 

It's like a talking hemorrhoid.

[Ghost of LL 15539]

I’m just going to predict right now that when the first real polls come out around Thursday, a lot of people are going to be shocked.

[TexLonghorn 5671]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20494]

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
 

[tx 3 putt 77429]

DEI ! DEI ! DEI ! DEI !

 

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1291]

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
 

I thought that, too. But then you look at his face and the name completely checks out.

Edited July 22 by The Hot Dog Buffet

[tx 3 putt 77429]

They haven’t told Trump yet that Harris will get the nomination.  Hahahahahaha

 

[Blotto 23578]

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
 

I looked the dude up because I wanted to know his nationality. Fuck me running, that windbag was born in huntsville, AL in 1959 with that name. I cant imagine the number of swirlies that poor bastard took growing up. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13523]

I know some are saying Cooper and Kelly but Shapiro is the pick, if he wants it. PA is just too important to not pick Shapiro in hopes of delivering it. If whitmer can bring MI, Shapiro PA and the team works to keep VA, the election is over.

[RomaVicta 30019]

31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

No way in hell that Trump debates Harris. No way, he’s dumb but not that dumb 

He's also vain and sure he's the smartest guy in the world. If the polls show him losing ground, I think he'll insist.

That said, my predictions are the worst.

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I looked the dude up because I wanted to know his nationality. Fuck me running, that windbag was born in huntsville, AL in 1959 with that name. I cant imagine the number of swirlies that poor bastard took growing up. 

Young guy.

[tx 3 putt 77429]

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I know some are saying Cooper and Kelly but Shapiro is the pick, if he wants it. PA is just too important to not pick Shapiro in hopes of delivering it. If whitmer can bring MI, Shapiro PA and the team works to keep VA, the election is over.

GA, AZ, NV will be hand to hand combat 

[RomaVicta 30019]

It won't happen, but Harris/Whitmer would delight me so much should they win. 

White man? Step aside. It's so fucking time.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20494]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

They haven’t told Trump yet that Harris will get the nomination.  Hahahahahaha

 

Maybe the tangerine twatopotamus hasn't had time to fully assimilate and understand that new shit has come to light.  He is old and senile, you know. 

[Satchel 6949]

Trump struggles with strong women. He peed his pants every time he dealt the Nancy, and I heard Melania abuses him for sport.

[Macanudo 13012]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

GA, AZ, NV will be hand to hand combat 

Trial by combat.

[Biff Tannen 45742]

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
 

Baron Von Taintstain

[RDCanecutter 26473]

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
 

He has a wife, you know...

[RDCanecutter 26473]

16 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

 

Chest thump from the AL-7. Terri Sewell's mom was my librarian and her dad Coach Sewell tolerated me in lunch-study.

[Red Five 40895]

It won't happen, but Harris/Whitmer would delight me

Me too. That would be fun to watch.

Wait are we talking about the same thing..

[YGIFS 19452]

23 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Wait a minute .... Hans Von Spakovsky?   

That's got to be a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
 

Wasn't that the name of the Janitor in "UHF" movie played by Michael Richards?  

I know I repeat myself when I say that some of the worst MAGA people look like Thumbs to me.  Well Hans does not.  Hans looks like the ingrown nail of said thumb.  

Edited July 22 by YGIFS

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20494]

If it's Shapiro ... an African-Indian woman and a Jew will make MAGA heads explode.

Shapiro is a very, VERY smart cookie, and he's likeable.

The more I see of J.D. Vance the more I realize he's downright unlikeable. There's something creepy about him. 

[closetohumping 17472]

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

DEI ! DEI ! DEI ! DEI !

 

Trying so hard not to drop the N bomb

[tx 3 putt 77429]

SEC ! SEC ! SEC ! 
 

 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Trying so hard not to drop the N bomb

[Biff Tannen 45742]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Trying so hard not to drop the N bomb

I saw the same thing from a Bama fan about Milroe after we beat them in Tuscaloosa.  He was so close. 

[tx 3 putt 77429]

 

[cmontexas 3282]

Damn Beyonce's mom looks like that?

Jay Z really is a goat investor

[tx 3 putt 77429]

48 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Then he's a fucking pussy for all to see. 

 

😂😂😂😂

[tx 3 putt 77429]

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12488]

 

 

 

 

 

[MrBig 5440]

32 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I know some are saying Cooper and Kelly but Shapiro is the pick, if he wants it. PA is just too important to not pick Shapiro in hopes of delivering it. If whitmer can bring MI, Shapiro PA and the team works to keep VA, the election is over.

Shapiro is critical for PA and he’s a great speaker.

 

[tx 3 putt 77429]

 

[tx 3 putt 77429]

 

trump willl be making up imaginary numbers about imaginary calls, very very soon. 😂😂

[TexEx15 17568]

4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Shapiro is critical for PA and he’s a great speaker.

 

He sounds just like Obama. 

[jimmyjazz 46134]

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

He sounds just like Obama. 

Probably wouldn't wear a dumb tan suit, though.

[Pato del Muerto 52601]

1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

Fresh cope from the Book

So no chance of fraud now, therefore no accusations will be proffered?