2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Brisketexan 105241]

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

"...these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of."   - Walter Sobchak

 

Trump and the GOP have NOTHING to run on. They believe in NOTHING.

Call them out. Make fun of them. Fight. Stop being afraid. These people are weak. They will crumble. 

This.  

Step 1 to dealing with bullies: confront them head-on and punch them in the fucking nose.  They always cave once you do that.  Always.

[tx 3 putt 77301]

47 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Love my state

huge battleground state 

R’a will be fighting like hell to throw out phoenix area votes 

[Zonahorn 8079]

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

That is aggressively Midwest

I think its hilarious.

[Pato del Muerto 52558]

[Chuckie Finster 22722]

When things are going great and you're definitely not worried.

Edited July 23 by Chuckie Finster

[Jive Turkey 12640]

It's Coming Home!

We're Not Going Back!

that felt organic AF.  i'm sure the speechwriter was hoping that line might have that impact, but i think even Kamala was surprised at how that line galvanized the crowd.

[Pescado_Rojo 19427]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I hope someone is already making the "We're Not Going Back" shirts.

Oh and thread title change please.

I'll take a "We're Not Going Back" hat and a t-shirt with the Trump check and "Endorsed By Donald Trump" on the back. 

Edited July 23 by Pescado_Rojo

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20471]

I originally preferred Kelly to Shapiro. I liked his personal story and his charisma.  But now I think Shapiro is a better choice 1) delivers a bigger state 2) offsets any criticism that Kamala is not pro-Israel and solidifies the Jewish vote 3) he's smart as a fucking whip, funny, and nerdily charismatic.  He's the anti JD Vance, who is smart as a whip, scowls a lot, and robotically dead-souled.

 

Edited July 23 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[MissingInAction 25167]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  

Step 1 to dealing with bullies: confront them head-on and punch them in the fucking nose.  They always cave once you do that.  Always.

I have definitely noticed a change of tone in dotards posts. Like a sniveling spoiled brat not getting his way.

Edited July 23 by MissingInAction
Tone

[Zonahorn 8079]

 

[Js1 85498]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

huge battleground state 

R’a will be fighting like hell to throw out phoenix area votes 

We know. You scare monger every day about it. They couldn’t do shit in 2020 and AZ is not built for them to do that. Dem gov, AG, sos

[Red Five 40881]

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

[MissingInAction 25167]

Yes.

[SydneyCarton 48149]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

Hoo boy. Gonna spark some anneurysms with this one. 

[Pancho 44952]

Their new line they are workshopping

👹

[Js1 85498]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

We have a nominee that has excited the base.  Let's focus on that. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19142]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

bibi won’t be in office by the end of the year 
 

trump’s son in law sold the Saudis and Iran Israeli secrets, I have zero doubts there 

Logan Act violation. Seems pretty fucking cut and dried.  

[Hank Kingsley 21027]

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

I have definitely noticed a change of tone in dotards posts. Like a sniveling spoiled brat not getting his way.

They are all COWARDS. Always have been. 

As Brisket alluded to, metaphorically punch them in the face and watch what happens. 

[Js1 85498]

Marist: Trump 46, Harris 45
42-42-7 in the three-way contest

[RomaVicta 29967]

43 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Maybe I am being hyperbolic, but it feels like "We are not going back" is the start of a true movement.

It resonates on a number of levels. I think it's originally something of a slogan for Black civil rights. It's got that undertone, and now the overtone is universal for those not wanting Trump and the aging, white, hateful GOP to drag us all back to a time that was bad for many and a shame to everyone else.

The message, wording, and spirit of this first day of talk and speeches is on point. I have no criticism at all. It's such a difference from holding my forhead during the debate and seeing so many things wrong.

Vince just sprinted out right, faked a pass, then blew by the defender. 

Trump and the turds are looking for their jocks.

[Red Five 40881]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Their new line they are workshopping

👹

Former AG running against an actual criminal. Upside down world is upside down.

[mdmost 43017]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Their new line they are workshopping

👹

BLM RIOTERS! BINGO! I got a bingo!

[MissingInAction 25167]

A prosecutor soft on crime you say?

The dumbest fucking people.

She literally pointed out the crimes she has prosecuted, during her first speech. 

Edited July 24 by MissingInAction
During. Fuck it my grammar sucks

[Brisketexan 105241]

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Their new line they are workshopping

👹

And Tom is a boot-licking ring-kisser who would rather be a servant to a king than a free American who chooses a president for the people.  This country told boot-licking royalists to fuck off in 1776, I'm pretty sure we remember how to tell them to fuck off in 2024. 

Fuck off, Tom.

Edited July 23 by Brisketexan

[Js1 85498]

Just now, MissingInAction said:

A prosecutor soft on crime you say?

The dumbest fucking people.

But I thought she was a cop who threw so many people in jail! 

[aggie08 21517]

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

Now isn't the time to bask in our incredible rightness. 

Bottle service hasn't even started yet.

[locodos 5390]

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

Hey in hindsight great idea...  going into a split or open convention...  not so much.

I don't care how we get there, as long as the Ds get over the line in November

[Zonahorn 8079]

INTO MY VEINS

[tx 3 putt 77301]

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We know. You scare monger every day about it. They couldn’t do shit in 2020 and AZ is not built for them to do that. Dem gov, AG, sos

I expect the law team to be much better organized this time around, if they have the funding 

[tx 3 putt 77301]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Their new line they are workshopping

👹

wasn’t crime much lower when she was there ? 
 

it took off during about covid ? 

[SydneyCarton 48149]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I expect the law team to be much better organized this time around, if they have the funding 

Of course you do, and of course they don't. 

[StassneyHorn 6624]

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

No

[Pato del Muerto 52558]

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

We're moving forward over here. 

[Js1 85498]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

We're moving forward over here. 

We don't want to go back

[G650 14273]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

We're moving forward over here. 

*We're not going back, please

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

50 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

May be. My mom always threw me out of the house when people came over to play.

Username checks out. 

[chainsaw 9873]

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  

Step 1 to dealing with bullies: confront them head-on and punch them in the fucking nose.  They always cave once you do that.  Always.

Flick their right ear

[Pato del Muerto 52558]

Soft on crime would be something along the lines of not in prison despite 34 felony convictions, right?

[David Dennison 18944]

16 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Logan Act violation. Seems pretty fucking cut and dried.  

[Brisketexan 105241]

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Flick their right ear

Take him to the ground.  Hold him there, flicking his ear as he whines and whines and whines, and tell him "say 'I'm a total fucking pussy' and I'll let you back up."  He'll whine some more...and within 60 seconds, he'll say "fine...I'm a total fucking pussy."  Treat.  The fucking bully.  Like a fucking bully should be treated.

[Brisketexan 105241]

Also, my wife just sent me this message:
"This just hit the mailbox:"



 
"Two fucking white asshole males with small dick energy?  Ticket to where?  I'll answer that for $1000 Alex -- 'to fucking Hell.'"
 
So, by my expert polling, 100% of Mrs. Briskets are fired the fuck up.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

[Zonahorn 8079]

Hooked on a feeling

[RomaVicta 29967]

12 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

A prosecutor soft on crime you say?

The dumbest fucking people.

She literally pointed out the crimes she has prosecuted in her first speech. 

A decorated combat navy man was made to seem bad by people supporting a candidate who couldn't be bothered to show up for his soft, non-combat national guard billet.

If the GOPs were brave enough to face our cabal echo chamber, they'd hoot about the one piece of evidence presented by CBS that was tarnished. They won't recall the other evidence or that the Bush White House never, ever, never denied the truth of the story.

[GopherRock 1765]

17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

Guilty as charged.

What surprised me was the speed and intensity at which the ranks closed around VP Harris, and the jolt of electricity it has given Democrats. I was worried about a freewheeling floor fight at the DNC, but in about 4 hours it was all over but the paperwork.

Republicans getting caught completely flatfooted was strictly gravy.

[RomaVicta 29967]

29 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't want to be a dick, and certainly don't want to put the cart before the horse, BUT.... do those of you who spent weeks saying "Biden gives us the best chance to win" now realize how ridiculous that was?

I must have missed a trap door. Suddenly, I'm on the football board. GET ME OUT OF HERE!

(I know we're on the same page, Red Five, but I agree with those saying needless discord is unwelcome.)

Edited July 23 by RomaVicta

[Francisco 2.0 32413]

 

 

 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52558]

Maybe we can save ourselves billions of dollars and countless hours of bullshit, and have all presidential election campaigns begin the last week of July. 

Edited July 23 by Pato del Muerto

[aggie08 21517]

16 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

No

[Biff Tannen 45706]

Am I the only one who sees twitter posts (especially @Zonahorn) in a tiny window where you have to scroll to see any of it?